Chapter 189: Not that excellent either
This isn't right, is it?
"Uncle?"
When Lin Li didn't believe in evil and shouted again, only to see Chen Zhongping's face become serious again before looking at him, and even seemingly glare at him, Lin Li realized.
The Chen family should have mastered the intangible cultural heritage of changing faces.
But it's completely understandable. It was indeed his own doing, so he couldn't blame Old Chen. It would be a ghost if he could have a good attitude toward him.
Since he was being "targeted," Lin Li was relatively honest on the way, scrolling through his phone, and occasionally responding when the two girls behind him spoke to him.
Every time he spoke, Lin Li could feel the gaze from the front row.
So many lewd words could only be swallowed regretfully.
Next time he acts like a b*tch, he must ensure the surrounding environment first. Lin Li regretted the long, difficult sentence just now again.
Bai Bufan's home was relatively far away. After more than half an hour, the car arrived downstairs at his residential unit.
"Lin Li: @Bai Bufan, we are downstairs. Where are you?"
Seeing no one on the first floor, Lin Li sent a message in the group.
"Bai Bufan: Didn't you say ten minutes? Why are you here now? I'm packing my things, wait for me."
"Chen Yuying: It's okay, no rush, take your time."
Chen Yuying probably doesn't like to let others wait, so every time she says the expected arrival time a little later. It was the same when she arrived at Lin Li's house just now.
"I'll go up and urge him."
After the car stopped, Lin Li always felt that Chen Zhongping, who no longer needed to look at the road, was simply peeping at him the whole time. Sitting in the car felt a bit prickly and uncomfortable.
So it's better to go to Bai Bufan's house and take a look. Maybe he could scrape up some small items like gold bars. A thief never leaves empty-handed.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan had no objections, so Lin Li got out of the car and went upstairs alone.
Bai Bufan's specific location, including the house number, had already been sent in the group before.
"Knock, knock, knock." After taking the elevator up, Lin Li knocked on the door.
The person who opened the door was a woman, who should be Bai Bufan's mother.
"Hello, Auntie, I'm Bufan's classmate, Lin Li." Lin Li bowed slightly and politely.
"Ah, hello, hello. You came so early. Bufan just woke up and is washing up. Come in first, here are some slippers for you." Bai's mother was very polite and enthusiastic.
If Old Chen could treat him like this, it would be great. Otherwise, there would be a few more hours of travel, which would be so hard to endure.
Lin Li walked to the bathroom and met eyes with Bai Bufan, who was brushing his teeth and wearing pajamas and shorts.
Bai Bufan was a bit embarrassed: "Haha, hello, I am Venom."
"Didn't you say you were packing your things?" Lin Li smiled without warmth. "Why did you just wake up? And it looks like you woke up only after seeing my message?"
"I'm packing myself, don't I count as a thing?" Bai Bufan apologized with a smile.
"Asking the obvious, what a little rascal. Tell you, what kind of thing are you?" Lin Li's expression was doting, but his words were slightly aggressive.
Bai Bufan: "..."
"I'll be ready soon. I'll change my clothes after washing up and then go down. I packed my things in the living room last night. I didn't expect you guys to arrive so much earlier. And justice is always late, so what's wrong with me sleeping for ten more minutes?"
Bai Bufan felt a bit aggrieved.
Lin Li: "..."
Sleeping in can be linked to justice; Bai Bufan has skills.
After gargling, Bai Bufan wiped his face messily and left the bathroom to go to the bedroom.
Lin Li followed.
Clean, tidy.
—The above has nothing to do with Bai Bufan's bedroom.
As everyone knows, dirty clothes go in the washing machine, clean clothes go in the wardrobe, and clothes between dirty and clean are placed on the chair by the bed. And the chair in Bai Bufan's bedroom bore a weight it shouldn't have at this age.
"Didn't I tell you to finish your homework in the past two days? Why is it blank?" Lin Li wandered around, touching and exploring everywhere. Seeing the blank homework on the table, he teased.
"No way, I actually tried, but just after I wrote one question, my phone got jealous, so I could only put down what I was doing and coax it for three hours. I'm also speechless about having such a jealous phone."
Bai Bufan, who was changing clothes, said helplessly.
"Lin Li, you have to know that the lifespan of a mobile phone is 3 to 5 years, while a human's lifespan is 70 to 100 years. Mobile phones are just passersby in a human's life, but for mobile phones, we are their whole life, so I must not neglect it and must accompany it more."
"I didn't expect you to be so sentimental." Lin Li felt like crying upon hearing this, his words emotional.
"Yeah, yeah."
Lin Li: "Then why are you still changing phones? Your old phone still has a lifespan. Since you are so sentimental, I'll help you deal with the new phone." "No, that's one thing, this is another. Is there a possibility that I am a firm haremist?" Bai Bufan said seriously immediately.
Lin Li responded with a sneer.
After changing clothes, Bai Bufan carried the suitcase that had been prepared in the living room and went to the entrance to change shoes.
"Auntie, we're leaving." Seeing Bai's mother sitting on the sofa in the living room, Lin Li said goodbye.
"Leaving? Take some fruit to eat on the way." Bai's mother stood up immediately, grabbed some oranges from the coffee table, handed them to Lin Li, and said.
"No need, thank you, Auntie. Everything is not lacking in the car, we have prepared everything. Thank you." Lin Li said.
"This child, really obedient and polite. If Bufan could be like you, that would be great." Bai's mother looked at Lin Li and nodded with satisfaction.
Bai Bufan, who was bending over to put on his shoes, stopped. He looked at his mother from between his legs: "Ah?"
Is this human language?
Obedient? Polite?
If he ever became like Lin Li, his family would probably be ready to have another child.
"Lin Li? Obedient and polite? Mom, your misunderstanding of him is too deep. He is even more 'him' than me." Bai Bufan really couldn't stand his mother praising Lin Li and immediately tore down his stage.
Please... you... collect_(!)
"Why are you scolding people?" Bai's mother frowned.
Bai Bufan: "..."
My mom, your words are so hurtful.
"Lin Li, you should be very obedient at home, right?" Bai's mother asked Lin Li.
"Not too obedient." Lin Li shook his head.
Bai Bufan sneered, at least Lin Li is honest.
"I have to stay in bed every day until four or five in the morning. After helping the family make breakfast, I have to rest for at least an hour before I go to wash clothes and mop the floor. At noon, I usually give my mom a simple massage..." Lin Li continued to describe,
"Just now, I even argued with my mom about who should clean the room."
Away from home, identity is given by oneself.
Bai Bufan couldn't believe what his ears were hearing.
Because you've been rained on, do you have to tear up your own umbrella?
Seeing his mother's gaze at Lin Li becoming more and more satisfied, while her gaze at him became more and more disgusted, Bai Bufan hurriedly stepped forward to drag Lin Li away, roaring in a low voice: "Shut up! Shut up! Go! Don't let them wait!"
Getting into the elevator, just as he pressed the first floor to go down, Bai Bufan suddenly pressed the open door button and intended to walk forward.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked in confusion.
"I forgot to take the change by my bed. It's too troublesome to save those seventy or eighty yuan in the bank, and it's useless at home. It's like waste paper, I have to take it to spend." Bai Bufan explained.
"No need, spend this money next time. They have been waiting for several minutes." Lin Li grabbed Bai Bufan's arm, signaling that time was tight and the task was heavy.
"My home is right in front, let my mom take it, it won't even take thirty seconds, how much time can it waste?" Bai Bufan emphasized.
"Oh my, I really can't do anything about you. I've already taken it for you, here." Sighing, Lin Li took out the loose change from his pocket and handed it to Bai Bufan.
"Eh? Thank you." Finding that it was indeed the money by his bed, Bai Bufan took it with surprise.
The elevator door closed and began to descend.
"Wait."
Bai Bufan turned his head belatedly, pressing his forehead against Lin Li's forehead:
"Why is this money in your pocket?"
"It must be that I anticipated you would be careless and forget to take it. It couldn't be that I, a thief who never leaves empty-handed, wanted to take it for myself, right? How could that be? I can't do such things." Lin Li spread his hands and said innocently.
"You only took the money, right?"
Lin Li took a step back and nodded heavily: "Right."
Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes, reached into Lin Li's pocket, and after touching those familiar things, he smiled with relief, his voice gradually becoming cold:
"Then what the f*ck is this?"
"A fidget spinner I picked up."
"And what the f*ck is this?"
"A nail clipper I picked up."
"What the f*ck is this?"
"My authentic Old Xiling chicken roll. I'm abstaining from lust, don't mess around."
"F*ck! Are you f*cking wearing open-crotch pants?" Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then frantically withdrew his hand and frantically pressed the disinfectant alcohol in the elevator.
"Lying to you, it's still the corn sausage by your bed, hee hee."
"... F*ck!"
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