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Chapter 203: It turns out that letting others eat exhaust is such an interesting thing

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Lin Li starts to return along the original path.

The original pursuit problem turns into a meeting problem, which can become a small, difficult problem that tortures people in elementary school math textbooks.

Team A and Team B, swimming pool managers, chicken and rabbit farmers—these are all things that people who have attended elementary school math classes must appreciate.

Lin Li didn't scold them less when he was a kid.

Especially that swimming pool manager in the sword grave who was letting water in while letting water out.

Thinking of this, Lin Li starts to accelerate and decelerate inexplicably. He imagines someone observing him to solve the problem, but now they have a headache, and he never tires of it.

From afar, he sees the three of them walking hand in hand on the pedestrian side of the road, sticking to the fence.

"Cold knowledge: if everyone in the world could hold hands around the equator, then many people would fall into the sea and drown, so hand-in-hand is really dangerous." After seeing the three waving at him, Lin Li also waves one hand and greets them with a smile.

The three girls choose to ignore him.

"Ding Sihan, can you stand out a bit? It's not easy for me to hit you in that position." Lin Li scratches his head and has to express his thoughts directly.

"Get lost."

"Lin Li, your hair is flying up."

After Lin Li gets closer, Chen Yuying points to his head and says with a smile.

"This is a new style customized for 2,800 just now. Is it handsome? Is it stylish?" Lin Li stops the scooter and strokes his hair back from both sides of his head.

Afterwards, he hears laughter.

"Your laughter is really hurtful."

"Our laughter is the sun and two 60-watt light bulbs, you said it yourself, how is it hurtful?" Ding Sihan questions.

"You'll also be hurt if you look directly at a 60-watt light bulb at close range." Lin Li is very good at sophistry.

Qu Wanqiu stops laughing; she nods seriously: "Stylish, your husband style."

Lin Li: "What is this?"

Afterwards, she turns her head to look at Ding Sihan, pointing at Lin Li and whispering loudly: "Sihan, your husband."

"Fart, this is your husband!"

"Your husband!"

"Your husband!"

Lin Li: "..."

Damn.

"Two women with a good relationship, in order to fight for me, completely tear their faces and fight, sigh, my damn charm." But it doesn't matter, Lin Li can always find a way to solve the problem.

Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan immediately make up and tacitly give Lin Li the middle finger.

See, when it comes to mediating disputes, Lin Li is a master.

"It's not ugly, it's just rare to see you expose your forehead so thoroughly, it's very novel." Chen Yuying says with a smile.

"As long as it's not ugly." Then Lin Li doesn't care.

"Did you find a spot to watch the sunset?" Chen Yuying asks.

"I've already found a good spot. You can sit, the sea is below, the view is completely unobstructed, and I've already marked it." Lin Li replies.

"What about Bai Bufan?"

Qu Wanqiu, seeing that there is no one behind Lin Li at this time, asks.

"Oh, right, why is Bai Bufan missing?" Ding Sihan asks in surprise.

"Hahaha—" Lin Li suddenly starts laughing loudly.

After laughing, Lin Li points to Ding Sihan: "Ding Sihan, this 'oh right' of yours, which is late to realize, is too wonderful. It reflects your homesickness. I estimate that if Bai Bufan died for three years, you would be able to react."

"Three years would have been smelly long ago, I can still smell it." Ding Sihan giggles embarrassedly.

"I must tell him this statement; he is blessed." Lin Li is very satisfied.

Afterwards, he looks at Qu Wanqiu and explains: "He is the marker I used at the location, equivalent to the urine I sprinkled."

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

What kind of description is this.

"The marking behavior is urinating, then what kind of creature is Lin Li?" she asks.

"Bai Bufan, obviously." Lin Li answers in seconds.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

This damn Lin Li, his psychology is too healthy. This level of attack seems to have no meaning to him at all.

"How far is it?" Ding Sihan asks.

"If walking, about twenty minutes? I didn't calculate the distance too much. Anyway, if the electric scooter is full, the one-way trip is less than four minutes." Lin Li calculates and says, then pats the head of the electric scooter, eager to try: "Is there any stupid bird that wants to get on the car and fly first?

I tell you, it's really cool to drive an electric scooter here and blow in the wind. It's really a pity not to experience it. Bai Bufan and I were very cool just now."

"Not that kind of cool, get your eyes right! Damn fujoshi!" Lin Li stares at Ding Sihan, whose eyes are not right, with narrowed eyes.

"Really? Then I want to try." Taking back her intentional gaze, Ding Sihan is eager to try. "But don't send me to the destination; you still have to carry me back later."

"Why?"

"Otherwise, if you carry one more person away on the next trip, wouldn't only Wanqiu be left alone to walk for several minutes?" Ding Sihan asks back. "That's so pitiful, as if she was abandoned."

Qu Wanqiu scratches her head: "Why is it assumed that I am the one left alone at the end?"

After speaking, Qu Wanqiu looks at Chen Yuying beside her and nods: "Oh, it's me." Chen Yuying: "..."

Chen Yuying suspects that Qu Wanqiu's talking to herself is intentional.

"Ding Sihan, stay away from my back when you get on the car. In the middle of summer, I hate warm girls like you the most." Lin Li says with a smile.

Unfortunately, Lin Li is not the third brother. With that motorcycle phalanx performance in the third brother's military parade, one vehicle carrying ten people at a time is more than enough, and it can carry everyone to the destination at once.

Because Lin Li's rented electric scooter doesn't need to deliver takeout, there is no trunk at the back, so the seat space is large. Plus, Lin Li deliberately moved forward a bit. After Ding Sihan sits on it, she can easily maintain a distance that won't be awkward.

In fact, it doesn't matter if the distance is closer. It's just riding an electric scooter; with the personalities of the two, they won't care at all.

"Ding Sihan, it's starting. You can grab the tail wing behind you, or you can grab my clothes. But I'll tell you first, the clothes are worth 3,600, don't pull too hard. Finally, it's no problem if you want to hug me, it counts as a separate price."

Feeling that Ding Sihan is sitting steadily, Lin Li turns his head to remind her.

"Just drive your car. I've hugged you when you were in the haunted house when you were young." Ding Sihan sneers.

Lin Li: "..."

"Terrifying memories are attacking me."

Not a single word of content is worth watching!

The taillight lights up, and the electric scooter rushes out, bringing Lin Li's wild laughter and Ding Sihan's screams.

Destination, seeing the two people coming from the opposite direction on the road behind, Bai Bufan reaches out to greet them.

Two people drive past.

Bai Bufan: "?"

The smoke and dust rolled up by the tires, good smell, good red.

"One more lap!" Ding Sihan quickly feels this extremely simple happiness. When Lin Li stops, she holds her phone to record the sea surface and pats Lin Li's spine heavily, ordering.

"Order received."

Return.

"This wind is indeed very comfortable to blow, and the video of the sea taken is also more interesting. You can try it."

After Lin Li carries Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, who has been walking, and Qu Wanqiu to converge again, she recommends:

"It's a pity that sitting sideways in the back seat like a bicycle is illegal; otherwise, taking selfies might be very fun."

"I can see that, the hair is all messy, it was played very happily." Chen Yuying steps forward with a smile and reorganizes Ding Sihan's hairstyle.

"Thanks, Yingbao."

"Why don't you help me organize?" Lin Li turns his head to ask.

"Because this is a new style you customized for 2,800, I don't dare to do it." Chen Yuying responds with a light smile.

Lin Li gives a thumbs up with a smile.

Under his leadership, the Class Monitor is also becoming more and more like a normal person.

"Then I'll try it too." Itchy from Ding Sihan's description, Qu Wanqiu raises her hand, intending to get on the car.

"Twenty RMB a lap, additional services are a separate price." Lin Li immediately announces.

Qu Wanqiu takes off her hairpin, squats down to look at Lin Li's tires, raises her head, and asks: "Lin Li, how much is one tire?"

Lin Li: "..."

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu are also becoming more and more like a Bai Bufan under Bai Bufan's leadership.

"Are you charging now?"

"No charge, no charge, get on the car."

Another five minutes pass, and Lin Li brings Qu Wanqiu back.

"Did you see Bai Bufan's expression just now? He called us, but we didn't even bird him, he was stunned."

"Is there a possibility that he is already scolding you in the group?"

Qu Wanqiu turns off the car, smiles, and shakes the phone in her hand, "There is a sixty-second voice message."

"He won't scold this kind of voice message in the girls' group." Lin Li knows Bai Bufan very well, breaks the lie, and then looks at Chen Yuying:

"Class Monitor, don't you want to try?"

"Okay." Chen Yuying doesn't think much and sits in Lin Li's back seat: "Should I put my feet here? It won't affect you, right?"

"Put it wrong, Yingbao, you should put it in his mouth." Qu Wanqiu corrects while taking out her own small hair comb to comb her hair.

Lin Li: "?"

"Ah—" Lin Li opens his mouth wide in the next second and deliberately makes a sound.

The four people are quiet for a while first.

Chen Yuying covers her face with both hands in the back seat with a headache and despair, as if the person losing face is her.

"I can't stand Lin Li, he is so disgusting! Hahaha—" while Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu are laughed at by Lin Li's heaven-defying 'ah', they are both squatting on the ground holding their stomachs.

Little guy, fighting with me?

"Hehe, who is the disgusting person, we all have numbers in our hearts, don't deceive yourself." Lin Li sneers, he looks at Qu Wanqiu.

"..."

Wait.

Why are the three of them looking at him.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 204 =====

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