Chapter 207

The wind of youth is very precious, but the madness of youth after pushing for half an hour is also very crushing.

In front of the battery swap station, Bai Bufan pressed his fists against his waist, gasping for air.

Bai Bufan was exhausted to the point of being human.

Lin Li was scanning the code to pay at the battery swap station.

Fortunately, lunch was eaten until past two o'clock, so everyone wouldn't be hungry so early. Therefore, upon learning of the situation here, the girls naturally chose to wait until the two arrived before eating.

"Are you kidney-deficient? Exhausted like this." Lin Li, who had retrieved the fully charged battery and started replacing it, looked at Bai Bufan's state and mocked him with a smile.

"You yellow-mouthed child, how dare you slander someone's innocence out of thin air!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes.

"I can cure it," Lin Li said concisely.

"Fan has drifted for half a lifetime, never meeting a wise master. If you, my lord, do not abandon me, Fan is willing to worship you as a foster father."

"Observing your illness, Chinese medicine is difficult to regulate it. You need two cups of pesticide; the effect will be immediate."

Bai Bufan: "……"

What do you mean Chinese medicine can't cure it and now you need to use pesticide? Where did this quack come from!

"His mother's, is it his father's? Your mother is a maid, that's why she gave birth to a thieving rat!"

"Rebound."

After the battery was replaced, Lin Li signaled for Bai Bufan to get on the scooter and said: "Bufan, you really need to exercise. Otherwise, the next time there's a physical fitness test, you'll be the only one caught up by the girls."

"Girls chasing me? That's something to look forward to." Bai Bufan went into heat behind him.

"You're basically a waste," Lin Li cursed with a laugh.

"You don't understand at all. In my life so far, the person who has said 'Bufan, don't go, okay?' to me was the PE teacher during the physical fitness test," Bai Bufan said miserably.

"In your life, was the most intense exercise you've experienced in bed a calf cramp in the middle of the night?" Lin Li asked. "When you were most beastly in bed, was it sleeping for a dozen hours like a koala?"

Bai Bufan: "……Lin Li, I really need to find a van full of people to deal with you."

However, Bai Bufan then reacted, punched Lin Li's back, and said with disdain: "Don't act like you've experienced other bed exercises."

"Hehe, the most intense bed exercise I've done in my life was turning off the lights, discovering the quilt was covered backwards, and then using my feet to rotate the quilt to find the long and wide sides."

"……Then you have a lot of life experience." Bai Bufan was convinced.

How to quickly and accurately distinguish the long and short sides of a quilt—it is recommended to have a special course for it. It's too difficult, especially when waking up in the middle of the night, dazed.

This thing is just like a USB drive; it won't go in the right way, and it won't go in the wrong way, but after re-inserting it the right way, it goes in.

Arrived at the destination.

"This shop is not bad," Lin Li said as he entered the door and saw the three girls sitting inside.

"You haven't eaten yet and you know it's not bad?" Ding Si asked with a smile.

"Yeah, the location is great. Set up four machine guns, and you could control the whole street," Lin Li sighed.

Ding Si: "……"

"You're Su Yu, aren't you?" Chen Yuying knew this allusion, so she said with a smile.

Perhaps it was Lin Li's jinx, but the taste of this shop was very average, not reaching expectations at all.

After dinner, they didn't go to play anywhere else in Shanting. There were still many areas in the homestay that hadn't been explored, so everyone chose to go back first.

Ding Si originally wanted everyone to go to the cinema to watch a theatrical film.

Then, after seeing the National Day schedule, she took the initiative to say she was joking.

In recent years, the quality of films has really been declining, whether domestic or foreign, it's all like this.

Especially abroad, try playing that fucking political correctness again.

Returned to the homestay.

"I asked about the Shanting Zoo. We can use these tickets tomorrow. Do you want to go?" Qu Wanqiu, who had just finished her phone call, came back and asked everyone.

"I looked at the notes and videos shared by tourists here. Shanting Zoo is not big, and there really aren't many rare animals, but it's not bad either. You can interact with some animals. Some complain that the ticket price is expensive, but since we're getting it for free, it's no problem to go and play."

Ding Si, who was watching short videos of tourists complaining about this zoo, looked up and said.

The significance of reading negative reviews is much greater than reading positive ones.

"Then let's go play. Since it's not that big, we don't need to get up early like at an amusement park. You guys wake up naturally as usual, and we'll go over in the afternoon," Lin Li said upon hearing this.

Others had no objections, so the decision was made.

"Continue playing board games?" Ding Si looked at Lin Li, or rather, the focus was on Lin Li's feet.

"Foot fetish is really disgusting." Lin Li felt a chill and quickly waved his hands: "Not playing, unless we play Three Kingdoms Kill."

Unfortunately, the girls had no interest, especially after seeing the character skills that were like essays.

They said they wanted to give this shitty game a bad review.

This life is complete.

There was also a mahjong table in the homestay, and everyone planned to play a bit. However, for mahjong, let alone counties, every town might have its own way of playing.

The version this kid Bai Bufan played was beautiful girl Japanese mahjong—the kind where clothes explode when you win.

Qu Wanqiu was a pure novice at mahjong, so she and Ding Si were simply on the same team.

Everyone chose the simplest Hangzhou mahjong.

"In this Swiss bank card, there are 1.5 billion US dollars. Tonight, I, all-in." While the mahjong machine was shuffling, Lin Li started talking tough, throwing a card onto the table.

"I hate people like you who mix Chinese and English when they talk. It's really low," Bai Bufan said with disdain.

Lin Li: "……"

Sometimes he really wanted to ban this hero, Bai Bufan.

"However," Bai Bufan was also very dashing, throwing a card on the table: "Do you think only you have money? Here, there is 1.5 billion US dollars I have in the Rural Credit Cooperative, I follow!"

Lin Li: "?"

First there was a silence, then Ding Si's uncontrollable laughter completely exploded. Everyone started laughing, and Lin Li slapped the mahjong table wildly: "Hahaha fuck, no, Bai Bufan, why the fuck is it in the Rural Credit Cooperative?"

It had momentum, but it seemed to have no momentum.

Lin Li now understood why rich people must deposit their money in those foreign banks that sound awesome.

When you need to take out a card deposited in the Rural Credit Cooperative, it's indeed a bit hard to speak up.

Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's hand that was peeking at the tiles, sighed while suppressing her laughter: "Lin Li, your little hand is really not very clean."

Damn it.

His little movements during the chaos were discovered again. How is the class monitor's eyesight so good? Why can she discover it the first time every time he cheats?

"Because I'm not a guy like you who worships foreign things. I believe in the Rural Credit Cooperative. The Rural Credit Cooperative is the best!" Bai Bufan endorsed the Rural Credit Cooperative.

Lin Li pressed his thumb against his chin, his body trembling with laughter. Every time Bai Bufan repeated it, he wanted to laugh.

However, nodding, Lin Li approved: "You convinced me. After today's game ends, I will immediately take my money out of the Swiss bank and deposit it into the Rural Credit Cooperative."

"A child who can be taught." Bai Bufan was very happy; Lin Li suspected this kid could get a commission.

However, Lin Li found that he had overthought it.

Because after the game ended, his 1.5 billion US dollars were all gone.

Fuck, did this group of people cheat? Or was it the legendary novice protection period? Why could Qu Wanqiu, this pure novice, win so quickly?

Good news: his starting hand was a quasi-Thirteen Orphans. Bad news: they weren't playing Japanese mahjong, so they were all fucking useless tiles.

Where is the monstrous Shura tile wave? Save me.

Only losing US dollars, the girls naturally didn't approve. Because they were no longer bound by tasks, the punishment was different from yesterday. Lin Li's face was covered in turtles.

Seeing this, Bai Bufan whispered to Lin Li that he now had two identical heads.

But not human heads.

After getting tired of mahjong, it wasn't too late yet, so they planned to take a shower separately and then go to the home theater in the homestay to watch a movie or variety show.

Lin Li let Bai Bufan wash first, and he went back to the room first to let the "Substitute Jade-Faced Buddha" absorb his excess energy and physical strength.

When Bai Bufan returned to the room wiping his hair, he looked at Lin Li with resentment: "It's all your fault, I just took a lot of shits."

Lin Li: "?"

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"Because I miss you once and once again." Bai Bufan explained for Lin Li.

"You fucker, get out."

It's not that Lin Li is saying it, but some boys, really, if they used their techniques for flirting with brothers to flirt with girls, they might have restarted their lives long ago.

"I don't even mind that you're a man, why do you mind that I'm a man?" Bai Bufan, who got this result, was angry.

"Don't mess with me, brother." Lin Li raised his middle finger.

"Then you mess with me, brother." Bai Bufan always had a way; others can be salty or sweet, Bufan can be 1 or 0.

Lin Li: "……Fuck."

Bai Bufan: "Now?"

"Your mother——"

As everyone knows, every beating Bai Bufan takes is not innocent.

When Lin Li finished showering and was dressed neatly to go to the home theater, only Bai Bufan was inside.

The home theater had soft sofas, floor mats, and even massage chairs.

Girls are naturally slow at showering and skincare, so they probably had to come down together.

When Lin Li entered the door, Bai Bufan was looking at the chandelier above his head, his hand just scratching underneath. When he realized what he had done and saw Lin Li at the same time, his face changed drastically:

"I was just itchy!"

"How lonely are you, facing the chandelier——damn it."

Lin Li, who had been predicted, patted his palm in annoyance; he had still spoken too slowly.

"Lin Li, why is there such a big hole in the ceiling?" Bai Bufan continued to look at the chandelier, pointing at an area and asking curiously.

"To prevent children from accidentally eating it, this can provide a breathing hole for children who have swallowed it," Lin Li answered with the standard answer in a second.

Bai Bufan: "……"

You fucker.

A child who could accidentally eat this chandelier with a diameter of nearly one meter would basically be a juvenile form of Po Kong.

"Zero points for random formulas."

Lin Li turned on the set-top box and started to see what this home theater had.

"What are we watching later?" Bai Bufan stopped studying the chandelier and leaned over to ask.

"Most likely a horror movie. Watching horror movies together is also a part of team building that one must appreciate," Lin Li had already silently tuned to the horror channel.

"I'm a bit sleepy, I might have to sleep first." Bai Bufan wanted to leave, but was pulled by Lin Li and not allowed to go.

"It's not like I'm asking you to watch it alone, and when you sleep, your father me is next to you, what are you afraid of?" Lin Li sneered.

"Lin Li, when my only reliance is you, I'd rather have no reliance," Bai Bufan said to Lin Li with deep emotion.

Lin Li: "……"

Fuck, this dog thing's words are a bit hurtful.

"And after watching this stuff, I won't be able to forget it for a while. What if I remember it when I go home? I'm the only one in my room," Bai Bufan said with a frown.

"To be honest, putting yourself in their shoes, if you substitute yourself for the ghost that has been sleeping under your bed, I feel the one who should be more afraid is him, right?" Lin Li described the poor ghost for Bai Bufan:

"Every time he sees your disgusting feet, he will sigh, 'Fuck, that ghost who masturbates on my roof all day is back again. I won't be able to sleep well tonight'."

Bai Bufan: "……"

"You comforted me very well, don't comfort me next time. I still think, should we watch something classic?"

"《Shanghai Fortress》?"

"What kind of classic is that!"

"Many films are initially regarded as bad films, but later people discover they are classics.

《Shanghai Fortress》 is such a work. When it was first released, everyone found it to be a bad film. After the precipitation of time, everyone discovered it was a classic bad film.

Infamy for ten thousand years is also ten thousand years, and a classic bad film is also a classic."

Lin Li vindicated the fortress.

Is, is this right?

"Why don't we watch a sci-fi movie? Lin Li, do you know? Only in space are there boobs that won't sag. This is my favorite part of sci-fi," Bai Bufan said sincerely.

Lin Li: "?"

The artistic component of this sentence was a bit too high, embodying the vulgar romance of sci-fi to the fullest.

"I also want to see boobs that won't sag, but the girls probably won't want to see them," Lin Li said with regret.

"Then let's watch a horror movie." Since that was the case, Bai Bufan could only pick the less smelly one from the shit bucket.

Sure enough, when the girls came to the home theater together and Lin Li asked, the first answer was a horror movie.

Perhaps because everyone was there, Chen Yuying had no objections at all.

The subject of voting rights must be human, so it was passed unanimously.

Bai Bufan tremblingly took out his phone and aimed it at the screen. Lin Li looked over curiously, and then couldn't hold it in.

This kid had turned on the Hello Kitty filter; everyone who appeared on the phone would become very cute, and Bai Bufan even added rabbit ears to them.

Lin Li: "……"

What a genius.

It was also to make these characters look good, letting them know the consequences of scaring Bai Bufan.

But Bai Bufan didn't consider one thing: when a jump scare happened, the filter couldn't react in time.

Looking at Bai Bufan hiding in his arms, and Chen Yuying hiding in Ding Si's arms next to him, Lin Li scratched his head.

This isn't right.

(End of chapter)