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Chapter 217: In terms of business, Lin Li has talent

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"What prostitute? What price?" Bai Bufan's ears automatically filtered out the most important things.

Lin Li: "?"

"Are you sick?" The two said in unison.

"No, how do you remember even this? Are you going to be on 'Stand to the End'?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li in surprise.

"Things I can remember after one look."

Lin Li pulled away Bai Bufan's hand, straightened his collar, and started acting cool again.

It wasn't impossible for him to be on "Stand to the End." Anyway, he heard that there was a question bank for that thing. He didn't know before, and when he saw it, he was amazed, thinking everyone was a little god, omniscient and omnipotent.

Bai Bufan was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Oath mountain vow sea."

"Scooping the moon from the sea." Lin Li immediately followed up.

"Under the moon, before the flowers."

Ding, Qu, Chen: "?"

Why did these two guys start a game of idiom solitaire at zero frames? They didn't even react until now.

"Boundless future."

"Act according to one's ability."

When Bai Bufan said this idiom, both of them laughed.

"Do whatever one wants." Lin Li smiled.

"A good idiom," Bai Bufan did a Jojo pose, covered his face, and laughed loudly, "Then I'll follow—do whatever one wants."

"You actually gave the answer without thinking? What a strong opponent, mouth tooth! Got it! Do whatever one wants!"

"You're not bad either, but my idiom library is stronger! Do! Whatever! One! Wants!"

Looking at the two who started shouting only one idiom, and the three girls holding microphones, they were silent.

What are

These two people seemed to have started the idiom solitaire just for this moment.

"This is a KTV, idiom solitaire is not welcome here! Can you do something that should be done in a KTV!" Ding Sihan raised the microphone in her hand and scolded helplessly.

"That works too."

Lin Li nodded, then said to Bai Bufan: "Brother, stop touching, sing something. Your fingers are already soaked white."

"I'm touching your dam, I'm telling you to stop stealing from my fruit platter." Bai Bufan immediately entered the state, knocked on Lin Li's hand, and looked at him with disdain. "Wang Gang can stay, you take your other sisters and get out, get someone to change a batch for me immediately..."

Ding Sihan: "?"

"What kind of KTV is this! Isn't it a bit too improper!!"

"Business KTV, the fastest shortcut for those in business." Lin Li said as a matter of course.

Princesses don't necessarily appear at Disney; they could also be in KTVs.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan received a scolding (microphone-enhanced version).

Then the five of them continued to sing. In order to prevent Lin Li from continuing to steadily exert his broken mouth, Bai Bufan was ordered to sit beside him and keep watch.

After all, no matter if it's a 'proper move', 'brilliant move', or 'vulgar move', none of them are as good as reporting you.

Any sign of trouble would be besieged, so Lin Li could only helplessly behave himself.

The afternoon time slipped away in song after song.

There were choruses, solos, and duets.

When Lin Li and Bai Bufan sang, there were always various fancy tricks, swaying while singing, calling themselves the 'Two-Sway Dance'.

Although it was funny, the atmosphere was very high, making Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan stand up and twist a few times when they sang, and they didn't feel embarrassed.

Only mocking when it was time to mock; at this time, Lin Li would only cheer and encourage them vigorously.

Chen Yuying's phone rang, and Lin Li, who was holding the microphone, paused; only the accompaniment remained in the room.

Chen Yuying answered the phone, walked out the door, responded a few times, returned, nodded to everyone, and explained: "My dad is driving over here, he should be able to arrive in about ten minutes."

"That's really close, I don't know who he's guarding against." Lin Li commented sharply.

Chen Yuying blinked.

It's so hard to guess.

Lin Li then snapped his fingers: "Since it's about to end, 'Unforgettable Tonight', activate!"

"Okay~" The other three, who were slumped on the KTV sofa, were weak but very supportive of this decision.

"You guys, you're really weak." Lin Li looked at them and smiled. It was already four o'clock in the afternoon, and after three or four hours of high-intensity singing—not to mention singing seriously, and occasionally getting up to sway—everyone except Lin Li was quite tired.

Lin Li was indeed more hyped than them, but he had sufficient blood and energy and recovered quickly. Even if he was tired, he could rest for one song and then sing three or four.

"Can still sing two songs, 'Unforgettable Tonight' is one..." Chen Yuying put her phone on the sofa and went to the song selection console. Then she hesitated for a while, turned her head to look at Lin Li: "Lin Li, can you sing 'Summer Blown by the Wind'?"

"Never heard of it, whose song is this?" Lin Li shook his head and asked curiously.

"It's sung by Guo Donglin and Jin Sha, it's a song from many years ago, it's quite good." Bai Bufan seemed to be the expert, and explained to Lin Li upon hearing this.

"Guo Donglin can sing?" Qu Wanqiu sat up straight, somewhat confused.

"Guo Donglin is JJ Lin, JJ Lin is Guo Donglin, isn't this common sense?" Lin Li glanced at Qu Wanqiu upon hearing this, making a fuss over nothing.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

This, is this common sense?

Whose common sense is this?

"Alright, then forget it." Hearing that Lin Li couldn't, Chen Yuying lowered her head with some regret and continued to operate the song selection screen.

Read every single word without a single mistake!

"Don't forget it, Class Monitor, have you forgotten? This song is just like cheating, I can't do it, but I can learn. Just give me one minute to listen to half of it." Lin Li snapped his fingers, took his phone, and immediately went outside the door.

Three seconds later, the KTV door was opened, and Lin Li poked his head in and added: "The situation has changed, NetEase Cloud makes me watch a 30-second ad before letting me listen, so it will take a minute and a half."

Chen Yuying: "..."

This change of plan really couldn't be blamed on Lin Li.

Soon, Lin Li returned in triumph, came to Chen Yuying's side, confidently clicked play, and picked up the spare microphone on the table, clinking it with the one in Chen Yuying's hand as if toasting.

"I already know it."

"Hmm." Chen Yuying nodded; she believed him.

""Still_remember yesterday_that summer_the moment the breeze blew_it seemed to blow everything away_only loneliness is willing to settle"" Although he had only listened to it once, Lin Li, who replaced Guo Donglin, looked at the lyrics on the big screen, and his voice was also very pleasant.

""Now the wind is still blowing_the autumn rain follows_the heat in the heart does not retreat"" Chen Yuying's voice was very ethereal, singing a feeling different from Jin Sha's.

He looked at the lyrics, she looked at him.

Occasionally, when he remembered the next line of lyrics and didn't need to look at the screen, he would turn his head to look at her, and she would smile sweetly.

"Blue longing, suddenly evolved into a sunny summer"

"The warmth in the air won't be very far away, winter also seems to no longer linger"

"This summer blown by the wind"

"This summer blown by the wind"

When the chorus ended, the two exchanged a look and tacitly changed the 'that' in the final lyrics to 'this'.

The moment Lin Li gripped the microphone tightly, the cold wind in the KTV obeyed his command and blew wantonly in the room.

Chen Yuying, who thought the air conditioning was suddenly cooperating with this moment, smiled even more brightly.

"Whoa!!!"

The song ended, and the three people on the sofa immediately applauded for the two.

"Speaking of which, it has already started to cool down, this summer blown by the wind has indeed officially ended. Let's have one last toast for the National Day!" Lin Li put down the microphone, picked up his drink from the coffee table with his left hand, and opened the front camera with his right hand.

Everyone also smiled and squeezed in front of the lens, and at the moment of the crisp clinking of glasses, the scene was recorded.

The five-person chorus of "Unforgettable Tonight" ended, and everyone got up to tidy up the trash and left.

"Why do you keep covering your butt?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan with confusion.

"It's nothing." After singing all afternoon, Bai Bufan's voice was a bit hoarse. He shook his head and naturally let go of his hand.

As a result, his expression changed after letting go, and he immediately crossed his hands behind his back again, explaining: "I'm just used to having my hands behind my back, it's quite good this way."

Damn it, what the hell is going on?

Why does it feel like there's wind blowing into my butt after coming out of the family KTV?

What kind of symptom is this? It's blowing and itchy, could it be that I have hemorrhoids?

Bai Bufan, who was forcing a smile, felt a little anxious in his heart.

Ma Yinglong, save me!

"It's good that you're fine, it's good that you're fine." The culprit, while continuing to manipulate the wind to increase the dosage, said with concern.

——After all, 【Wind Control】 was already activated, so the remaining time shouldn't be wasted.

Blowing girls' skirts was still too lewd, but blowing boys' butts was just right.

(End of this chapter)

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