Chapter 23: You admit this is your butt?

The fourth day of persisting in getting up early, the third day of completing Task 1.

Want to die.

For the first two days, at least he could sleep in after getting up. Thinking that he had to go to school immediately after training today, Lin Li felt even more painful.

Every morning, Lin Li could only rely on Kobe to comfort himself.

Man! What kind of canned food can I say? Black snakes get out!

【Update complete.】

Then he discovered the system's message.

He was stunned for a moment, and Lin Li was immediately pleasantly surprised, but then frowned.

The surprise was that the system could still update.

Frowning was worrying that the system would fix the BUG. You have to know, Lin Li was living on the BUG now.

As everyone knows, although there are BUGS, as long as the code can run normally, even if the code is a mountain of shit, never move it.

He couldn't be asked to travel through time to deal with the Joyous Union demons now.

Then Lin Li checked the system carefully and came to a conclusion:

"What the—did you update?"

Nothing new appeared, and nothing old disappeared.

Anyway, Lin Li didn't see any difference, and there was no update log or anything.

Forget it, let's just ignore it for now; there was no way to manage it anyway.

Isn't the fact that he had the idea of relying on a low-energy system a kind of low-energy thinking itself?

"The sun is shining, the flowers are smiling at me. The little birds say 'grass, grass, grass,' why do you have bubbles in your brain~~" Singing a refined and easy-going song, Lin Li came to the residential complex again.

Strange, why wasn't Little Zhou, who had the duality of Grandpa Sun, in his old spot today?

For the first three days, every time he came, he was already there earlier than him.

Hopefully, he wasn't sick. Although Little Zhou had tried to scam him and wanted to steal his technique, the magnanimous Lin Li didn't mind these things.

However, if Little Zhou was really sick, Lin Li wouldn't find it strange. After all, he was one of the people who had witnessed with his own eyes how fragile the other party's body was.

An old man who could get out of breath just by standing and breathing or sitting and resting.

But he still hoped he was okay; practicing body tempering alone was quite lonely.

Suppressing these thoughts, Lin Li threw himself into serious exercise.

【Practiced the Body Tempering Eight-Section Brocade seriously before the Mao hour for a consecutive week, accumulating at least half a *chen* before the Chen hour. (3/7)】

Lin Li, who had turned into a dead dog, went home slowly to take a shower with a pleasant yet painful expression.

A few minutes later.

In the bushes nearby, an old man with camouflage paint on his face slowly poked his head out, his expression puzzled and serious.

He deliberately didn't watch this kid in the open today and hid in the grass early. Without him, the community defender, why didn't this kid go scam other old people?

Disguising so seriously?

He was tired from squatting, and fortunately, there weren't many mosquitoes early in the morning.

Could it be that this kid had already discovered him? He had clearly hidden so well; he had even brought out the skills he learned when he was a soldier.

"Old Zhou."

Hearing someone call him, Zhou Youwei turned his head and saw an old lady he knew, Zhang Fang.

"Old Zhang, what's wrong?" Zhou Youwei showed a gentle smile. This old lady was the most elegant and temperamental in the community. At an age where appearance was no longer that important, she could be considered a great beauty in the eyes of the old men.

"The community belongs to everyone, and maintenance also depends on everyone. Even if you are in a hurry, the public restroom is over there; you should go there to solve it," Zhang Fang thought for a while before carefully choosing her words to persuade him.

Zhou Youwei was stunned first, then reacted, his old face turning red: "I didn't go to the bathroom here."

The old lady's expression was awkward. She glanced at the bottom of Zhou Youwei and didn't say anything more.

Zhou Youwei looked down and stood up abruptly: "Who the hell pooped under my butt? I was wondering why it smelled so bad!"

"Look, you admit this is your butt. Old Zhou, hurry up and deal with it; I'll pretend I don't know." The old lady walked away quickly after saying this, giving the old man an environment that wasn't awkward.

Zhou Youwei: "?"

What do you mean "I admit this is my butt"?

"No, Old Zhang, come over and take a look. This is dog shit, it was laid by a dog!"

"Don't say that about yourself..."

"I'm not saying I'm a dog. What kind of comprehension ability do you have? I, I—"

Grandpa Zhou, who had finally not run out of breath yesterday, ran out of breath again today.

It was a pity Lin Li didn't see it.

Lin Li arrived at the classroom and brought breakfast to several classmates.

Ever since he started getting up before five o'clock, he had never been late for bringing them breakfast again.

It was cheap for his group of "sons."

"I want to die just thinking about having to attend classes for five consecutive days," Zhou Baowei said, shoveling sticky rice into his mouth, listless.

"Then remember to pick a bad day to die, so you can turn it into a good day." Lin Li yawned and responded.

"Don't die recently. My little aunt's due date is in these two days; I'm afraid you'll be reincarnated into my family's side." Bai Bufan said gently to Zhou Baowei.

The sticky rice in Zhou Baowei's mouth fell into the bowl with a *plop*, and he stared blankly at this pair of desk mates, Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

One sang the white face, and the other... was also a white face.

Such strong aggressiveness; no wonder they could be desk mates.

Lin Li was already lying on his position, rubbing his head in the crook of his elbow, rubbing out a suitable position and shape.

—He still had to listen seriously to the sect's guidance today; it would be over if he got sleepy. Fortunately, the first period and morning reading were both English, which could be used to replenish some energy.

"Bufan, tell me when the English teacher comes; I'll sleep for a while."

"Okay." It was normal to be sleepy on Monday, so Bai Bufan just nodded without any teasing.

When a person is tired, they can really fall asleep as soon as they lie down, even though Lin Li was actually quite uncomfortable sleeping with his bare hands in the summer because he was thin.

Lin Li stood above the void, accepting the villagers' submission.

On his left, he held a cold, righteous fairy; on his right, he hugged a hot, demonic enchantress, his expression wanton and enjoyable.

"It's just killing a demon casually; everyone doesn't need to be like this. Hurry up and get up." Lin Li waved his hand, not caring about the good deed he had just done. "If you really want to thank me, prepare a 2.4*2 meter big bed for me, and prepare some jelly, popping candy, ice cream..."

Why did he only ask for 1.8*2 from Yang Liang last time, but 2.4 this time? Because he only slept with two people last time, but three this time. This is called rigor.

Lin Li hadn't finished his request when pain struck.

The enchantress in his arms actually gave him a heavy elbow strike.

Lin Li wanted to question her why she did this, but when he saw even the Saintess rushing up to elbow him, with Bai Bufan's voice coming out of her mouth, he realized the situation was bad.

"Lin Li, hurry up and get up, Lin Li, hurry up and get up!"

Lin Li raised his head abruptly, took the English textbook he had prepared in advance, and held it in front of him, pretending to read it.

As a result, he found that the whole place was quiet, and it seemed like no one was reading in the morning.

Lin Li put down the textbook, and a somewhat scary scene appeared—all the classmates in the class were staring at him at this moment.

Including the English class representative standing on the podium.

It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.

"I didn't say my dream talk out loud just now, did I? Bai Bufan, I beg you, hurry up and shake your head." Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan tremblingly.

Are you kidding? This kind of thing is a no-go!

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 24 =====