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Chapter 230

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Bai Bufan ignored Wang Ze's cursing and asked curiously: "How was it, how much did Lin Li run in the three thousand meters?"

"Eleven twenty-eight."

"That is truly 'ferrous sulfate' (inconceivable)," Bai Bufan exclaimed.

"What does ferrous sulfate mean?" Wang Ze didn't understand.

"People without culture are like this. Talking to you guys has serious cognitive barriers," Bai Bufan said disdainfully, "Ferrous sulfate, chemical formula FeSO4, translated into Chinese is 'inconceivable' (fei yi suo si), understand, illiterate king?"

The feeling of mocking people in terms of knowledge is so cool, Lin Li, I understand you now!

Wang Ze: "......"

You fucking call this a Chinese translation?

Although he hadn't recovered yet, he decided to drag his broken body to kill Bai Bufan first.

Ran the 100 meters simply.

Lin Li didn't have the relative ease in short-distance explosive power that he had in long-distance running.

But Wang Ze didn't demand too much either, as long as he confirmed that Lin Li didn't run slowly, and as long as he wasn't left far behind by people in other lanes during the sports meet. After all, the school sports meet is just an entertainment-oriented sports meet, and results are secondary.

After confirming the quota, Lin Li felt much more relaxed.

And Lin Li was very confident; give him a little more time and targeted training, even in short-distance running, his speed would far exceed ordinary people.

Now, Lin Li was still too lacking in technical things.

After making up for it, at least he wouldn't be the one dragging the class down.

As for whether he could take first place, that depended on the performance of the other three teammates and the opponents; forcing it was useless.

Bai Bufan had been watching from the side. Seeing that several people had finished "selecting," he stepped forward and greeted: "Then let's go, let's go see over there... Tianming, what are you looking at? So fascinated?"

Lin Li turned his head upon hearing this. Chen Tianming, who had also just finished running, had his gaze locked in the distance.

Looking along his gaze, it was Class 17.

Who is he looking at? It's so hard to guess.

"Tianming, how is it going with your Qiaoqiao? Have you taken a step further?" Wang Ze immediately stepped forward and hugged Chen Tianming's shoulder, curious to eat the melon.

"What step? We're just very good friends, we just chat a bit more," Chen Tianming said shyly.

Wang Ze: "......"

Girls acting coquettishly is called acting coquettishly, boys acting coquettishly is called acting wild.

Disgusting.

Lin Li clicked his tongue, suspecting that there was moisture in this "very good relationship."

"Have you told her you like her? Didn't you say you were planning it during the National Day?" Wang Ze continued to ask.

"...... No, I chickened out, I'm afraid of being rejected," Chen Tianming retracted his gaze and said guiltily.

Wang Ze frowned and was about to encourage him, but Bai Bufan immediately nodded empathetically: "You have to chicken out. Before doing this kind of thing, you must think three times. I confessed to my goddess before, and she said to my face, 'Go take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror.' Sigh, it hurt me to death."

Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan. This kid confessed again?

No, there's a trap.

Wang Ze on the side hadn't realized this point yet. He temporarily stopped encouraging Chen Tianming and instead comforted Bai Bufan:

"Bufan, this kind of talk is mostly a joke. There's still a chance. You wouldn't just give up like this, would you?"

"No chance anymore. When I was looking, I accidentally peed on her shoes. That day, my face was as red as the sunset, surpassing all sweet love words, but it didn't surpass her slap."

Bai Bufan looked at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, not wanting the tears in his vicissitudes-filled eyes to flow down.

"I told her I was sorry, and that she could pee on my shoes to call it even, but she refused. Girls, sigh, really can't understand them."

Chen Tianming's mouth twitched wildly.

Wang Ze: "?"

"Pee—eh? Bai Bufan! You fucking dare to play me!" Wang Ze reacted and went up to lock Bai Bufan's throat.

"Ah! Wang, Wang Ze, lock me again, I, I, I'll pee on your shoes!" Bai Bufan struggled intermittently.

"Don't mind this idiot Bai Bufan," after executing Bai Bufan, Wang Ze put his hand on Chen Tianming's shoulder, his words slow:

"Tianming, you have to know, even IE browser has the courage to ask you if you want to set it as the default browser. You're telling me you don't have the courage to confess to the person you like?"

Chen Tianming's eyes widened slightly upon hearing this, and he pursed his lips, seemingly having gained a little courage. "Wang Ze, what you said has—"

"Wang Ze, have you ever agreed to IE browser's request?" Lin Li's ghostly voice came over.

Wang Ze: "?"

Chen Tianming: "?"

"Eh? Haha, uh... that what! I'll agree when I go back!" Wang Ze scratched his head awkwardly, then said with a forced smile.

"In this world, besides I-people and E-people, there are IE-people: slow to react, no one likes them, already eliminated by society, abstract appearance..." Bai Bufan's ghostly voice followed, "Tianming, what kind of person are you?"

Chen Tianming: "???"

You guys fucking.

Chen Tianming's throat rolled, and that slight courage vanished instantly.

Obviously, he had become a first-class artist of "retreating drums" (giving up).

Not a single error, not a single mistake, every piece of content is worth a look!

"Haha, I think forget it, no need, no need. Keeping it as a secret crush is very good now. If Qiaoqiao really knew I liked her and she wasn't prepared, she would be uncomfortable getting along with me in the future," Chen Tianming found a reason for himself.

"Actually, your secret crush is quite obvious. The reason it hasn't been exposed is because the other party doesn't like you," Lin Li said.

Chen Tianming: "?"

No, why are you chasing me to kill me?

You can't stack a "Mejai's Soulstealer" like this.

When Chen Tianming turned his head to death-stare at Lin Li, preparing to argue, Lin Li explained: "I'm not attacking you, this was said by Hayao Miyazaki, I'm purely reciting famous quotes."

"Oh oh," Chen Tianming nodded, then it was hard to scold Lin Li.

After a few seconds:

"Hayao Miyazaki can speak Chinese? You're not lying to me, are you?"

Lin Li didn't respond to this low-energy question.

The four people walked toward the shot put field in the playground, where girls and some boys were selecting athletes for jumping the long rope.

Jumping the long rope is two people shaking the long rope on the side, and others go in one by one to jump until everyone jumps together.

The distance was a bit far, and the four people had no topic for a while, so they started talking about why Nansang didn't have gymnastics uniforms and sports shorts, so they couldn't see good scenery.

Mainly the three people other than Chen Tianming.

As for Chen Tianming, he was silent.

After walking halfway, Chen Tianming suddenly stopped.

The three looked at him, slightly puzzled.

Chen Tianming: "Laugh to death, Hayao Miyazaki is really pretentious. I actually never liked his movies."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Wang Ze: "?"

What are you mumbling about?

Chen Tianming continued to speak in a low voice: "I think that guy is also senile."

"His movies are really getting more and more average. I didn't say it before because I cared about old feelings."

"Not even as good as Makoto Shinkai's. Hehe, 'old and not dying is a thief'!"

Chen was angry, filled with righteous indignation.

"......"

The three looked at each other, realized, and tacitly looked down at their shoes, their facial features distorted from holding back laughter.

Chen Tianming's resentment was big enough to summon a special-grade cursed spirit.

The four walked for a while longer.

Chen Tianming stopped:

"Who has Hayao Miyazaki's QQ? I really have to tell him, trust me this time, Qiaoqiao is really different."

(End of chapter)

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