Chapter 232

"A perfect Tian Ji horse racing strategy. Wang Yuezhi, this inferior horse, allowed me, this superior horse, to be freed up, so I don't need to be with Lin Li, this medium horse, and cause a waste of resources. I can get greater benefits. Class 4 will win!"

When Wang Yuezhi went back to continue jumping rope, Wang Ze sighed.

Lin Li, who achieved all this through wisdom and charm, heard this, closed his eyes, pretended to stroke his beard, and looked unfathomable. Then he turned his head and, after ensuring Chen Yuying couldn't hear, quickly said to Wang Ze:

"I am the medium horse; give me the Tian Ji strategy."

Wang Ze: "?"

You motherf***er.

"However, I have to admit, this is the wisdom of our ancestors," Lin Li sighed.

"Hehe, I don't think so," Bai Bufan on the side sneered, "Tian Ji horse racing can sometimes appear very stupid."

"Oh? Brother Bai, why do you say that? What high opinion do you have?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan curiously.

Bai Bufan took a deep breath.

"In the third grade, I got into a fight with a classmate. Neither of us was convinced, so we set up a fight. So I called my sixth-grade brother, but he called his second-year middle school brother, so I called my first-year high school cousin, but I didn't expect him to call his third-year high school brother.

At this time, we thought we would definitely lose, but fortunately, my cousin had already learned the text 'Tian Ji Horse Racing' at that time.

In the end, it was me, a third-grade elementary student, fighting my classmate's third-year high school brother."

Bai Bufan's voice was magnetic and low, seemingly full of stories, and stopped abruptly at the last sentence.

Lin Li and Wang Ze laughed until their stomachs hurt.

"What was the result, Bufan?" Lin Li squatted on the ground and asked with a smile.

"Two to one, we won," Bai Bufan nodded.

As a winner, he didn't have any pride of a winner; one could even see sadness in his eyes. Perhaps this is Bai Bufan's stature.

"I wasn't asking about the competition; what was the result for you personally?" Lin Li pressed.

"I don't know about that; I don't have any memory of the rest of that day," Bai Bufan said.

"Still humble, still hiding his merit and fame!" Wang Ze sighed.

"It's also possible you woke up in the hospital, right?" Lin Li expressed understanding.

"So! I said!" Bai Bufan instantly broke his composure and roared angrily: "Tian Ji didn't consider the feelings of the inferior horse at all! Is an inferior horse not a horse? Inferior horses have horse rights too! This guy Tian Ji, he is the one who is the most horse-less!"

Well-founded and supported, one has to support it.

Tian Ji is indeed too selfish.

A class is only forty minutes in total, and soon, the bell for the end of class rang.

After helping Wang Ze and Chen Yuying and the others return all the tools taken from the equipment room, several people went to the canteen to buy water.

"I'll talk to Teacher Xue later and use the class fund to buy long ropes and other necessary props for fun projects. Otherwise, it's very troublesome and inconvenient to borrow and return them every time," Chen Yuying said. "Lin Li, you should lead it when the time comes; it's convenient for you to leave the school gate."

"No problem, just tell me the specific requirements when the time comes," Lin Li nodded indifferently, then fell into deep thought.

"What are you thinking about? Will this cause you trouble?" Chen Yuying, who noticed this, asked.

But even if it's troublesome, she has to let Lin Li help her.

"No, it's not troublesome. I'm just wondering which shop can help me make fake invoices. I plan to buy a... no, a 13,999-yuan rope for everyone to jump. Although such a rope is hard to find, our Class 4 must use the best equipment for training!

As for me, it doesn't matter if I'm a little tired or suffer a little."

Lin Li said this with great force.

Chen Yuying: "..."

"Haji Lin... you guy, you really have Class 4's everyone on your mind..." Wang Ze on the side was conquered by Lin Li's charm. "Can you lend me this unit... no, this rope to play with after you buy it?"

"The class fund doesn't have that much money," Chen Yuying scolded with a smile.

Nansang Middle School doesn't collect much class fund, and the expenditure details are all publicized. In the internet age, it's clear and simple, and there won't be any messy things.

"13,999 isn't there? Then is 9,999 there? I can't afford a 1TB rope, but I can accept a 256GB one?" Lin Li didn't give up and asked.

"You're already using TB and GB units; is that still a rope! You don't even want to pretend anymore, right, Lin Li! You guy! Having such thoughts now, Lin Li, your life is ruined."

Ding Sihan acted as Chen Yuying's mouthpiece, her little mouth chattering like a machine gun.

"What do you know, Little Ding? If I don't take it, how can the Class Monitor take it? If the Class Monitor doesn't take it, how can Old Jiantou take it? If Old Jiantou doesn't take it, how can Commissioner Smith take it? You can't be so selfish; I'm really doing this for everyone!" Lin Li defended himself.

Ding Sihan: "..."

Ruined.

Chen Yuying sighed: "Lin Li, you are not allowed to take the civil service exam in the future. By the way, accounting is also not allowed."

"That's something you can rest assured about. Don't forget, Class Monitor, the Sorting Hat has already sorted me into civil engineering," Lin Li waved his hand. Chen Yuying thought for a moment: "Then if you become a construction foreman in the future, you are not allowed to withhold workers' wages."

Lin Li: "?"

"Why are you saying this to me with such a straight face! Do I look like someone who would withhold workers' wages?" Lin Li was angry.

Facing Lin Li's questioning.

Little Ding nodded.

Little Qu also nodded.

Chen Yuying not only nodded but also smiled and said "Hmm."

When Lin Li was in despair, only Old Wang shook his head.

However, Lin Li was not moved, but narrowed his eyes and stared at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, why are you shaking your head."

It's either kicking someone when they're down or a knife hidden in honey.

"I don't think you can become a construction foreman. You can only be the one whose wages are withheld in this life; you don't have the qualifications to withhold others'," Wang Ze explained.

No errors in the content, read it all at once!

Damn.

Knew this guy didn't have any good farts in his mouth either.

"Sigh, misunderstanding is the destiny that someone as excellent as me must go through," Lin Li sighed sorrowfully.

Soon, all five of them finished buying water and started returning to the classroom.

"Lin Li, what are you looking at so sneakily?" Ding Sihan noticed Lin Li's gaze and asked.

"I've been studying the art of reading people recently to improve my social skills. I was just observing what you all are drinking, because you can see some social habits based on this," Lin Li started to analyze: "For example—"

"Those who like to drink milk tea have many girlfriends."

"Those who like to drink white liquor have many stories."

"Those who like to drink red wine have many lovers."

"Really? Then what about me liking to drink this? Vita Lemon Tea, what does that count as?" Ding Sihan looked at the drink in her hand and asked.

Lin Li showed a smile that said you finally fell for it:

"Frequent urination."

Ding Sihan: "?"

"What about mine, Rock Sugar Pear?" Qu Wanqiu asked.

"Frequent urination."

"What about Wang Ze's Iced Black Tea?" Qu Wanqiu pointed at Wang Ze, and Wang Ze "man-ed" at Lin Li upon hearing this.

"Frequent urination."

"What about Yingbao's True Fruit Grain?"

"Frequent urination."

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

To some extent, Lin Li was also rarely fair and impartial.

"I didn't lie to you guys. If you don't believe me, try it yourself," seeing everyone silent, Lin Li was very innocent.

Drinking too much really makes you urinate more; what he said was clearly no problem, right?

What are all these looks?

"Lin Li! What kind of art of reading people did you learn! You only know how to say this one sentence! Go to hell!" Qu Wanqiu picked up her Rock Sugar Pear and threw it at Lin Li.

Lin Li caught it and threw it back to Qu Wanqiu, then looked at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, why don't you throw it and see?"

Wang Ze raised his hand to indicate there was no need.

A meat bun hitting a dog never returns; girls throw at Lin Li, Lin Li is embarrassed to take it away. If he throws this over and can still get it back, Wang Ze will take Wang Haoyang's surname.

Seeing that her long-range attack was ineffective, Qu Wanqiu ran up to kick Lin Li, muttering:

"Let you say frequent urination! Let you say frequent urination!"

"Lao Jiu, this is my custom-made school uniform! 1,800! 1,800! And the one I said has frequent urination isn't me, it's you guys!"

"Eh! Don't kick! Don't kick!"

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