Chapter 235

"But my pants weren't fully prepared."

His voice changed instantly, the smile disappeared, and Lin Li's voice had a faint sadness as he put his hands in front of him to protect his vital parts.

Just now, there was a "zzzt" sound; at least Lin Li heard it quite clearly himself.

If Lin Li's original standing posture was "Beauty," then his current standing posture had become "Ginger."

The sadness was not only faint but also "egg-related."

Chen Yuying: "?"

"Pfft—" When she realized what Lin Li was saying, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Then the quality of this eighteen-hundred-yuan school uniform of yours isn't as good as the original version," Chen Yuying said, holding back her laughter.

"I can only say that having money doesn't..." Lin Li subconsciously wanted to spread his hands to speak, but when he noticed Chen Yuying's gaze shifting, he immediately retracted his hands in horror: "Class Monitor, you still want to peek? Are you a pervert? Is 'Broken Throat' here? There's work to be done; save me, will you?"

Chen Yuying: "..."

"I didn't want to peek at all," Chen Yuying pouted.

"Because you were looking openly and honestly?" Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, who seemed to have been corrupted by some "born" person, and speculated.

"I'm not you!"

"Class Monitor, you know, I've always trusted you, but... Class Monitor, your gaze really has no persuasive power at all!!" Lin Li pondered first, then pointed a finger at Chen Yuying's eyes and commented sharply.

"I just wanted to see a joke; it doesn't count as being a pervert." Chen Yuying simply didn't deny it; she responded seriously.

"…Blocking is worse than dredging. Forget it, I'll let you look, I'll let you look, I'll let you look, I'll let you look enough. At worst, I'll just give up my innocence!"

Lin Li gave up on himself, not only letting go of his hands but even deliberately leaning toward Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying: "?"

This time, it was Chen Yuying who took the initiative to cover her eyes, retreating while scolding with shy anger: "What are you doing, Lin Li? I'm not looking!"

"Look! Why aren't you looking!" Lin Li was aggressive.

Actually, he had checked; the pants only had a small hole, and there were still a large number of silk threads connected. It wasn't easy to see his underwear through this hole, and normal people would find it hard to notice. Plus, Lin Li was wearing pure black underwear today, which was even less conspicuous. It really didn't matter; there was nothing shameful to see.

"I don't want to look!"

"You must look!"

"I'm not a pervert."

"Then I am a pervert!"

The weak, pitiful, and helpless Chen Yuying was soon forced against the wall by the powerful, hateful, and brutal Lin Li, with nowhere to retreat.

Just as Lin Li was grinning and preparing to do something untoward, a voice drifted over lightly:

"Lin Li, what are you guys looking at?"

Lin Li's body stiffened upon hearing this.

He raised his head and saw two people on the spectator stand. Lin Li had seen both of them; one seemed to be called Xue Jian, and the other seemed to be his wife.

The two were sitting in a row at a medium height, and at this moment, Xue Jian was looking down at Lin Li.

Lin Li: "?"

Buhao!

Because the playground was occupied by those students preparing for sports, those little couples and old couples who were originally walking on the track had nowhere to go, so they had to change their base.

—This was Lin Li's inference just now.

Now, reality proved that the inference was correct, and the spectator stand was one of the "refuges"!

Why are they still not making a sound?

This behavior of not making a sound is too loud! Second time! Old! Jian! Tou!

Eh? Xue Jian's face seems a bit dark.

Oh, oh, Lin Li remembered it was night; it must be because of the night, normal.

Damn.

Even he didn't believe it.

"Teacher, dating is forbidden on campus. As a teacher, I hope you can lead by example! Maintaining the campus atmosphere starts with you and me!" Failing to deceive himself, Lin Li decided to put Xue Jian on the spot first!

Xue Jian: "?"

This damn kid.

"What we husband and wife are doing is called living our lives, not dating, Lin Li," Xue Jian's wife said with a smile instead.

"Hello, Teacher's wife, I'm just joking," Lin Li bowed respectfully to Xue Jian's wife to greet her.

"Teacher's wife, how do you know my name?"

"The 'Anti-Porn Pioneer,' right? I've heard of you."

Lin Li: "..."

Xue Jian's wife asked curiously: "By the way, didn't the 'Pioneer Dog' come?" Lin Li: "?"

"Hahaha, he came, he's, he's running," Lin Li said, unable to hold back.

"So Lin Li, what did you want Yuying to see just now?" But Xue Jian didn't forget the purpose of his speaking up and pressed.

Damn, why didn't the topic get diverted.

Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying: "We were looking at... Class Monitor, what were we looking at?"

Chen Yuying giggled secretly, looking like she had nothing to do with it, and had no intention of speaking at all.

Bad woman.

Lin Li's heart was broken.

"Looking at what?" Xue Jian pressed for the kill.

"Looking at..." Lin Li suddenly pointed at the pitch-black night sky and thought of a way: "Looking at the black sky hanging low, looking at the bright stars following~"

"Bugs flying~ bugs flying~"

No errors, one chapter, one release, one content, all at a glance!

"Who are you missing~"

Lin Li just started singing like this, and when he reached the last sentence, he changed it to look at Xue Jian, performing with passion.

Xue Jian: "?"

"The wind is beautiful tonight, and the night is gentle. Yes, Teacher, I was just looking at this, and I hope the Class Monitor looks at this too. You and your wife should look at it more too; it's good-looking, I love looking at it.

Oh my, my brain. Teacher, I suddenly remembered my mom is going to have a second child, I have to go see if I'm going to be an older brother or sister, bye-bye! Wish you and your wife a happy night!"

After saying this, Lin Li slipped away quickly.

As for leaving Chen Yuying alone to face Xue Jian, Lin Li had no psychological burden.

A dead friend is not a dead monk; besides, the Class Monitor definitely won't die; she has the "Good Student" immunity card.

No!

He is also in the top 51 of the grade and the top five in the class now!

He should also be the teacher's treasure.

When Lin Li quietly returned, sure enough, Chen Yuying hadn't been questioned at all and was chatting quite happily with Xue Jian and his wife.

"Lin Li, why did you come back?" Seeing the sneaky Lin Li, Xue Jian asked in confusion.

"Teacher, I'm a good student now too; is there any special treatment?" Lin Li asked expectantly.

"If you have questions in class tomorrow, I'll prioritize you," Xue Jian nodded.

Lin Li: "?"

There is a difference between good students and good students.

He is not the teacher's treasure; he is the teacher's punching bag.

"Then Teacher, I really have to go; I'm really in a hurry to see if I'm going to be an older brother or a younger brother."

His own gender can't change, and with Wu Min having a second child, he couldn't possibly be a sister. The reason just now sounded a bit stupid, so this time Lin Li cleverly changed his words.

This time he really slipped away.

When Lin Li slipped to the entrance of the playground, he saw the "Anti-Porn Pioneer Dog" laughing wildly, so he asked curiously:

"Bufan, what happened?"

"Hahaha, Lin Li, let me tell you—" Bai Bufan was worried about not finding anyone to confide in, so he immediately came over to share upon hearing this.

Good news is meant to be shared.

"Hahahahaha Baowei, have you heard?" So when he saw Zhou Baowei sitting by the flower bed outside the playground, Lin Li immediately rushed over to share the fun he had just heard.

"Just now on the playground, there was a person who, while running, tripped over his own left foot with his right foot, then knelt in front of a girl from another class and rolled a circle, wishing her a Happy New Year in advance! Hahahahaha!" Lin Li patted Baowei's back and laughed loudly.

Zhou Baowei: "Hahaha."

Lin Li's fake laugh was effortless. He asked more purely and truly than Ding Zhen: "By the way, Baowei, I heard from Bufan that you are going through withdrawal procedures. Why?"

Zhou Baowei: "..."

This bastard isn't even pretending anymore.

Zhou Baowei, whose calories might not have been burned tonight but whose dignity was indeed burned, had his fists hardened.

"Lin Li! Go to hell!!"

"Die if you want, but don't tear my clothes! I've already lost a pair of pants today! I can't lose my clothes anymore!"

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Beginning of the month, asking for monthly tickets. 8000 average, might combine chapters later, trying to rush for 10,000 subscriptions, asking for monthly tickets (bowing).

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