Chapter 237

The Beautiful Lady has no head at all now, and Lin Li can't figure her out either.

Baseball used protective cups in 1874, but didn't start using helmets until 1974, which means it took a hundred years for humans to realize that a big head is also very important.

Lin Li is better than humans; he realized it in one minute.

Although the small task of kissing the forehead in Task 2 has been completed, there is still a small task of cooking and enjoying a meal with the Beautiful Lady.

When enjoying it, the Beautiful Lady has to use her mouth to chew a few times; he can't just stuff the food directly into the Beautiful Lady's neck, or even go straight to the stomach?

Wait a minute, is the Beautiful Lady's stomach still there?

Lin Li quickly checked the Beautiful Lady's body.

Last time with Ding Sihan, he really wasn't joking; Lin Li really grabbed the woman's stomach.

Great, it's still there. Although it's rotten, it should be usable if he makes do... right?

In such a scene, Lin Li smiled awkwardly. The mess on the Beautiful Lady's chest was all his doing; he couldn't blame anyone else.

—It was he who smashed it with his own hands to prevent her from "resurrecting," forcing her to have an open chest like Senior An San.

As long as the stomach is there.

Lin Li carefully searched around again, and there was indeed no head.

Unbelievable. Even zombies who go to Dave's house to steal brains will very politely write a letter first. How come the thieves in this world have no quality at all?

Lin Li felt that taking someone's head without saying hello is a very impolite behavior.

Was it taken by the masked man? He could understand him taking the steel rod, but what is he doing with this? Using it as an avatar?

But if it wasn't man-made, but kicked away by other zombies by accident, he wouldn't have searched the whole area and found not even a trace or clue.

Based on the zombie flesh and blood at the scene, the traces of gray soil, and the sky, Lin Li believed that the time he left this world shouldn't have been very long.

Headache—Lin Li's headache.

Since things have come to this, let's go shopping first.

There's no point in having a headache in place; he can only hope to find the head later or that the system isn't too harsh on this aspect.

"Besides cooking, there's also bed sports and shopping for clothes. So now the goal is to find a bed to exercise on and clothes to change the Beautiful Lady into," Lin Li muttered to himself.

After confirming the goal, he changed his title to 【Breath of the Demon】, and Lin Li dragged his heavy body to prepare to set off.

Dragging the Beautiful Lady to the intersection, he turned his head and made eye contact with a zombie not far away.

"Ah—"

The other party let out a low hiss and rushed toward Lin Li.

Lin Li stood still, but his left hand had already materialized the "Duck Blood Bottle," and his right hand had pulled out the steel rod, staring straight at the other party.

If anything goes wrong, he's ready to act at any time.

The zombie approached excitedly, but then at a distance of about three meters, it suddenly began to slow down.

Because it had entered the influence range of the title.

The zombie's tiny eyes seemed to have big doubts written in them. After stopping, it tilted its head and stared at Lin Li. How cute.

He wanted to sit it to death.

Lin Li also breathed a sigh of relief, his body no longer completely tense. He reached out and patted the shoulder of the zombie in front of him, nodding sincerely: "Long live the Hydra. Didn't expect it, did you? I'm one of our own."

Confirming that the zombies who discovered him in the distance chased him into the influence range of the title, as long as they could react, it would be fine.

However, if only there were a prop to upgrade the title someday. Three meters is still too short. If the range could be a bit larger, it would be much more comfortable to operate.

Lin Li was a bit worried about whether there would be idiots among the zombies; the three-meter distance wouldn't be enough for them to brake.

After confirming that Lin Li was of the same kind, the zombie lost interest and walked straight past Lin Li.

"Poor bastard." After scanning the accessories on its body and finding none, Lin Li first showed disdain, then smiled and waved goodbye to the other party: "Bye-bye."

Putting the "Duck Blood Bottle" away, Lin Li held the Beautiful Lady's hand and walked toward the street.

"Ah—"

Hearing Lin Li's footsteps, the zombie turned back. Finding that there was a human so close to it, it rushed up excitedly again.

Then it entered the title's influence range, its expression dull and stiff.

The equally vigilant Lin Li: "..."

Lin Li walked forward a few more steps.

Zombie turns back: It's a human, I'll eat!

Zombie approaches: Not a human, lost interest.

Lin Li: Walk.

Zombie turns back: It's a human, I'll eat!

Zombie approaches: Not a human, lost interest.

Lin Li: Walk.

"Ah—" The zombie rushed up again, and again, and again, and stopped after entering the title range.

"Damn."

Lin Li actually associated this with Wang Ziyan at this moment.

Is this zombie playing a "teasing" challenge with him here?

"Excuse me, let me pass, thanks." Lin Li held the Beautiful Lady's hand and signaled the two zombies in front to move aside.

But these guys couldn't understand human language, even if they were of the same kind, so Lin Li had no choice but to force his way through.

As everyone knows, Lin Li's hands were once sharply commented on by Chen Yuying; they have never been very clean.

And Lin Li was indeed like that. When passing these zombies, he didn't forget to pinch their wrists and check their chests.

Pity, this one is a male, and this one is a poor woman.

Two useless things.

Lin Li reached into his backpack. The current harvest was only a hollow gold necklace, at most three grams, worth no more than two thousand yuan.

"Ah—!!"

Several zombies behind him left the 【Breath of the Demon】 range and excitedly continued their teasing challenge.

Lin Li was already too lazy to look back.

According to the perception given by the title, there were now nine zombies following his butt.

No way, every time a zombie saw Lin Li, it would join the challenge and start teasing.

Damn, Lin Li felt that he had become the white girl sitting on the sofa, with nine black guys behind her.

Because he was worried that there would still be accidents if there were too many zombies, after accumulating to a certain number, Lin Li would use the surrounding buildings to disappear from the zombies' sight, making the guys who coveted him disperse without a goal, clearing the number, and then starting over.

By the way, keep his little hands unclean.

"The pink zombies are still too enthusiastic."

Lin Li, who walked into the building, sighed.

"Sorry, lady, I'm a public figure, so after you're with me, it's impossible to go shopping like a normal person."

Fortunately, the Beautiful Lady was extremely understanding. Faced with shopping being interrupted again and again, not only did she not have a single complaint, but she also firmly supported him silently behind Lin Li—Lin Li occasionally sat on the snake-skin bag when resting.

No wonder there is always a spine behind every successful man.

Of course, occasionally there will be a woman who pays silently.

Both are very important.

The actual shopping time had been nearly twenty minutes, yet Lin Li's harvest was very little.

It's hard to imagine that this broken wall and ruin was done only by zombies; it's more like it had been washed by artillery shells. Decent clothes and beds were completely unseen, let alone valuable gold and silver.

Not as good as the explosion rate on zombies.

Lin Li took the Beautiful Lady to the street again. At the next intersection, he saw a building on the front left that was considered complete in this ruin.

The text at the entrance was embedded in the wall, so it was clearly visible now—on the wall that was only half left, the two big characters "Hospital" were written.

Lin Li's eyes lit up.

This hospital was preserved quite completely; it seemed it could perfectly meet his needs.

After all, there must be hospital beds in the hospital, as well as hospital gowns and white coats.

Is there anything that is completely legal, but as long as you really do it, others will think you are sick? Answer: Go to the hospital!

As for the behavior of shopping to the hospital, this is called romantic interest.

"Beautiful Lady, you will have new clothes to wear soon." Lin Li immediately dragged the Beautiful Lady into the hospital.

The interior was a mess, but that's normal. After all, the importance of the supplies stored in the hospital in the doomsday is self-evident; it's not impossible that it had been looted dozens of times.

As long as they didn't move the beds and clothes away, it would be fine.

Lin Li's worry didn't come true. Holding a flashlight and entering the third room inside the building, he saw four hospital beds, and most of them were preserved very completely. The support parts at the bottom were not seriously damaged, and they could be exercised on perfectly.

It's a pity there were no matching hospital gowns on the beds.

So Lin Li didn't rush to do bed sports but continued to look for a changing room or laundry room in the hospital with a flashlight.

Because 【Breath of the Demon】 could detect whether there were zombies behind the walls or doors for Lin Li, although he was exploring in a dark building alone, there was not much sense of horror.

However, sometimes, when shining on those corpses that were already dead or only fragments, Lin Li's heart would inevitably skip a beat.

The "Duck Blood Bottle" was very useful at this time; it could store these emotions and keep Lin Li calm. Two birds with one stone.

"Creak—"

Lin Li pushed open a door again with the Beautiful Lady.

When he saw cabinets of all sizes on both sides, Lin Li found that the changing room he had been thinking about was found.

There was also a pair of women's high heels in the corner. It seemed this was still a women's changing room.

That was simply tailor-made for the Beautiful Lady.

Shoes were also part of the set. Lin Li first picked up the high heels and threw them into the bag, then began to open the unlocked cabinets in the changing room.

After the iron cabinet doors were opened and made noise, Lin Li's flashlight shone out a cabinet full of clothes.

Dazzling. Deep-V design nurse outfits, white miniskirts and high-waisted shorts, black leather miniskirts, all kinds of bras, lace gloves, stacks of brand-new or already opened black silk, white silk, fishnets, hip-hugging skirts in the corner...

Lin Li: "?"

No.

Wait.

Is this right?

Lin Li rubbed his eyes. When he confirmed that he hadn't misread what kind of clothes were in the wardrobe, he was stunned.

Where the hell did this bring him? Is this still a hospital?

Is this really not a hospital-themed love hotel?

If it were a normal hospital, if nurses dressed like this in the hospital, wouldn't the department director wish he could stuff his beer belly in?

Endure the embrace, hate the stuffing.

Although there are some stereotypes, no one would trust their illness to such a hospital to handle, right?

Or is the owner of this cabinet an exception?

But when Lin Li opened other unlocked wardrobes, he found this was not an individual case.

—In other cabinets, there were also more or less sexy decorations.

He opened another cabinet, and only saw a flyer drifting out slowly.

No errors, one chapter, one release, one content, all at a glance!

Lin Li leaned down to pick it up, reading while exploring with the flashlight.

—"Ren'ai Andrology Hospital."

Lin Li blinked first, then blinked again. His brain began to think, and when a certain node was connected, his pupils shook.

Case solved!

"Beasts! This hospital is a beast!" Lin Li clenched his fists, his voice filled with uncontrollable anger.

He already knew what the existence of these clothes was for.

Lin Li felt angry and humiliated for his male compatriots!

Some andrology hospitals will launch discount activities for circumcision, and they are real big discounts. Although the "half price for the second one" andrology activity is also very favorable, it requires finding someone to "piece together the skin," which belongs to an activity with prerequisites.

And those hospitals with malicious intentions launching activities will be simple and straightforward price reductions without thresholds.

Normally, it costs several thousand yuan to handle a circumcision, but these hospitals say they only need a few hundred.

The trick is not that the quality is bad; even the doctor's technique is very good, silent and moistening things, but once this few hundred yuan is spent, when recovering in the hospital, the conspiracy officially begins!

The nurses in the hospital will immediately wear these battle robes from the wardrobe, all the silk stockings, miniskirts, and low-cut outfits, and then sway hard in the ward.

Twisting left and right, hips swaying, chest shaking.

What was originally designed for children but is actually more attractive to adults?

Breasts! Breasts! And they are breasts!

How can young people withstand this? This thing is like a brother; one more look and it will explode!

But it used to explode, but it can't explode at this time!

Once it accidentally breaks the thread.

Sorry, circumcision only costs 400, but the stitches cost 8000!

Will you sew this thread?

Will you pay this money?

Will you look at these silk stockings, miniskirts, and low-cut outfits?

After you sew, what if they continue to twist their hips and hand-milk tea?

After you sew and sew...

Their hearts are punishable!

"Beasts! This hospital is truly a beast!" So at this moment, Lin Li's anger, which was overflowing, was understandable.

Lin Li, who was furious and ferocious, couldn't help but roar: "You guys do this! Where is the morality? Where is the quality? Where is the address?"

Damn, if only there were such hospitals in reality.

Lin Li must send Bai Bufan to get circumcised so that he could accompany him and enjoy it without any scruples.

The dead are the greatest. Considering that this place had already become a dead land, Lin Li stopped scolding.

Lin Li looked at the Beautiful Lady and asked: "Do you like these clothes?"

The Beautiful Lady didn't speak, but made a heart shape for Lin Li with her hands, the meaning self-evident.

"You have an eye for it."

Pubescent boys are still very curious about these clothes, but this thing is even less suitable for buying home than a masturbator; it is truly only for viewing from a distance and not for playing with.

Curiosity is normal.

Lin Li immediately picked out a bunch, bit the flashlight with his mouth, and began to change the Beautiful Lady's clothes.

However, wearing such sexy clothes on a broken zombie aroused no desire at all, only making people feel nauseated. Lin Li's operation now was purely a "fun-seeker" mentality at work.

Looking at the results he had dressed up, Lin Li himself wanted to laugh.

Fortunately, the Beautiful Lady never poured cold water on Lin Li; after the two thumbs were raised, they never went down.

Lin Li didn't forget to put high heels on the Beautiful Lady.

However, the size of the shoes in the corner seemed too small.

But it wasn't a big problem. Relying on his excellent sewing skills, Lin Li used a fruit knife to change the size of the Beautiful Lady's feet, and it fit perfectly.

"Cinderella" does not deceive me.

With this skill, Lin Li felt that if he went in to step on a sewing machine in the future, the quality of the "Heavenly Umbrella" he produced wouldn't be bad either.

After changing clothes, the task was not yet completed. After all, the shopping time in the small task hadn't reached an hour, so Lin Li carried the snake-skin bag and came to the hospital room he had just discovered.

"Beautiful Lady, I must make you sweat tonight."

"Not because I'm very fierce, but because the air conditioner was broken by me."

After muttering to himself, Lin Li hugged the Beautiful Lady and started doing squats on the bed.

【Deeply kiss the Beautiful Lady on the forehead... and have an intense bed sport with the Beautiful Lady (2/4)】

After a full half hour, even Lin Li's physique felt tired, and he finally heard the system's prompt.

Squatting for half an hour, system, you are really a damn thing.

"Hoo—"

Lin Li let out a long sigh of relief.

But at least this small task was indeed completed.

The system's stable unreliability made it gradually become reliable.

What a hearty bed sport. In reality, the intense performance of other people's bed sports is clothes, pants, and condoms thrown around the room. The intense performance on Lin Li's side is about the same; the Beautiful Lady's body fragments are thrown around the ward.

After piecing the body back together, Lin Li continued to hold hands, preparing to complete the shopping task.

Leaving the Andrology Hospital, as the sun's position in the sky became higher and higher, the world outside became brighter.

Damn, as soon as he went out, three pink zombies rushed toward him.

Maintaining basic vigilance, Lin Li held the Beautiful Lady's hand and continued shopping.

Looking at the time on his watch, there was about thirty-five minutes left.

Lin Li continued to walk in this ruined city.

Excitingly cutting off a zombie's hand beside him, and after prying off the bracelet and finding that the cross-section was all silver, Lin Li was very disappointed.

The original thing worth nearly ten thousand was instantly worth only a few hundred, but mosquito meat is also meat. Lin Li threw it into the pocket next to his schoolbag.

Making money is really hard.

Lin Li walked down a street.

"Hello."

The human voice was exceptionally clear in the scene before his eyes.

Hearing this female voice that didn't come from his own mouth, Lin Li stopped his footsteps.

While looking for cover, Lin Li took down the compound bow he was carrying.

Looking at the source of the sound, it was the building opposite.

He didn't see anyone.

Lin Li changed his title to 【Thunder-Inducer】.

Besides his side, there was also a "power source" behind the wall on the second floor.

"I have no malice." Seeing this, the voice was still speaking.

"Hello, I can also have no malice. You are behind that wall on the second floor, right?" Lin Li looked over there and said.

Lin Li had no desire to attack. The other party was in the dark and he was in the light, but the other party shouted at him first. This undoubtedly showed her sincerity, which she did deliberately.

Otherwise, she could have directly ambushed him.

As for pointing out the other party's position in the words, it counts as "showing strength."

"Hello."

Finding that he had been exposed, half a figure probed out from the broken wall. Sure enough, it was still the masked person he met last time.

And it was about the same as he predicted: it was a woman, the voice was quite nice, but not the delicate kind.

The two looked at each other, and for a while, neither spoke again.

"I have a friend, her head is missing. Do you have any clues?" Lin Li broke the silence and asked.

"…No, no, right?" It seemed the other party didn't expect Lin Li to ask this. Her body stiffened slightly, and her voice of denial sounded unnatural.

Rumble, rumble, rumble.

A head rolled out from the wall on the second floor at this moment and fell onto the street.

A bit familiar.

Lin Li took a look, then raised his head to look at the masked person, his eyes straight.

The masked person's upper body retracted behind the wall at an extremely slow but steady speed.

Lin Li: "?"

(End of chapter)