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Chapter 243

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It's over, Lin Li has really made it.

Bai Bufan is genuinely happy for Lin Li (50 cents per post, remember to delete the content in the brackets).

"Not forgetting your brother after making it, you can be considered to have a human appearance." In the cafeteria, Bai Bufan sighed.

Although he didn't know the whole picture, he accepted the fact.

There's no way out if you don't accept it.

"What are you talking about? You can't forget your roots even if you have money. Brothers are always the most important, and you are always my first choice." Lin Li waved his hand and said firmly.

"Hehe." Bai Bufan couldn't be bothered to give any more emotion.

Bai Bufan will never forget Baowei's "corpse without organs and married in a ghost marriage to ward off bad luck".

"You don't believe your buddy," Lin Li, who was questioned, got angry, "Let me tell you this, in a toilet without paper, if I only have your photo and a 1.8 million check in my hand, I would choose you without hesitation.

This is because you are always my first choice."

Lin Li said emotionally, his voice sincere.

Bai Bufan: "?"

You are the first choice in this scenario!?

That's really without hesitation.

Bai Bufan believes it.

Because if it were him in this scenario, he would also choose Lin Li as his first choice, which can be considered a two-way rush.

"Why don't you say that your longing for me is about to turn yellow?" Bai Bufan sneered.

"Eh? That works too, yours is more literary. Han, I'll tell Baowei next time." This statement has its own merits compared to his own. Lin Li thought about it and compared it for a while, then gave a thumbs up.

Then, Lin Li suddenly fell into philosophical contemplation: "However, Bufan, sometimes, after wiping ten times with your photo and finding it still not clean, I always wonder, could humans actually be a crayon? Does the day of being wiped clean not exist?"

Bai Bufan almost spat out a mouthful of saliva.

"Can you please remove my photo from the scenario setting, and also, don't say such bastard words when I'm eating curry chicken!"

"I wouldn't say it if you weren't eating this. By the way, I was this color and texture at the time."

"Grass!! So you're a pure sword!"

After eating, on the way back to the classroom.

"But we're also getting better. Others are worried about how to make money, while we are worried about how to spend it." Bai Bufan adjusted his mood quickly and said happily.

"What does it have to do with you?" At this time, Lin Li must carry out a righteous cut.

"I'm the same, how to spend two hundred yuan until next month." Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li, his expression slightly miserable: "Doesn't this count as 'worrying about how to spend money'?"

"Understood now." Lin Li nodded.

"By the way, Lin Li, why don't you buy my life?" Bai Bufan said expectantly:

"Ahem, I was born overseas (outside Shanghai) and have only lived for nearly sixteen years without much trace of use. My brain hasn't been used much, it's very smooth without scratches and wear, and my shell hasn't been used much either. I usually can't bear to go out and keep it at home.

My personality is a rare, high-priced, slightly yandere feeling in reality, but this part is a minor flaw, and currently, there's only a feeling of being slightly sick left.

I possess the good character of forgetting to eat and sleep to achieve my goals, but this cannot be settled at once, it needs to be paid in installments, delivered in four installments: forget, eat, forget, sleep.

In addition, the appreciation potential is great, because I am a 'moonlight clan' (spend everything I earn), buy me back and brush some white paint, and I will be a 'white moonlight', which can make many people unforgettable."

Bai Bufan finished chanting and looked at Lin Li expectantly.

"I don't care much about these." Lin Li shook his head, seemingly really thinking about buying Bai Bufan's life: "Buying you can be considered, what I need to confirm is other situations."

"What?"

"Do you shed hair?" Lin Li asked.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Will you go to the toilet at a fixed point? Oh oh, this should be fine, I already saw it on National Day. Then change the question, will you bite people? Can you resist the urge to eat shit? Can you—"

Bai Bufan: "..."

You bastard.

"You really guessed it, I will bite people!" Bai Bufan jumped over the wall in a hurry.

After playing for a while, Lin Li asked:

"So are you sure you're going or not?"

"Since you're really rich and not just puffing up your face to fill Baowei, I'll definitely stay at school. Why not go for a free ride." Bai Bufan nodded, then asked, "So is it just our 'one dog' combination?

Last National Day, the big head of accommodation was paid by the monitor. If you want to treat this time, I feel it's more appropriate to ask her at least."

"'Three people', I haven't asked yet. I feel that even if I treat, they won't be interested in running a long distance for a whole day just to shoot. But I will ask tomorrow noon." Lin Li nodded.

"So, are you going to experience live-fire shooting this weekend?"

The next day at noon, after hearing Lin Li's idea, Chen Yuying was slightly surprised.

"Yes, monitor, are you interested?" Lin Li nodded.

"Why do you have such an idea suddenly?"

"No boy can refuse a gun, just like no boy can refuse white silk and black silk."

"That refers specifically to you, right." Chen Yuying, who heard Lin Li dragging these things into it, rubbed her forehead helplessly, then cared:

"You can have interests, but are you really going to treat? This will cost a lot, a lot of money, right?"

"Monitor, you know me, I never force myself, and I won't hold on for the sake of face. Don't worry, I can only say that for this experience alone, including you and me, the cost is just a splash of water to me.

So you absolutely don't need to have any psychological burden, just enjoy the experience, shoot however you want."

Lin Li's voice was heroic.

He did have the confidence to say so.

Last night, he had already cashed in a portion of the gold. It wasn't 'much', but Lin Li's card had another 60,000 yuan.

It was just a mere hundred grams of gold, really not much.

Lin Li recycled this hundred grams at several shops with gold recycling businesses. When the amount is small, the shop will not ask for the source certificate of the gold, and the payment is fast.

One shop even said he didn't even need Lin Li's identity information, but the recycling price would be fifty less per gram.

Grass, Lin Li suspected that the other party took him for a thief, but where would a thief have his speed of making money, so Lin Li righteously refused.

Once he agreed, wouldn't it be obvious to tell the other party that his gold was problematic?

Lin Li wouldn't do something like covering his ears to steal a bell.

As for the remaining million in gold, Lin Li didn't plan to cash it in for the time being.

Even if he continues to recycle separately, Xiling is a small place after all. Suddenly having so much gold at the same time, it's inevitable that someone will find it strange.

Let's wait until the money in the card is used up.

"So much? Where did you embezzle the money from?"

Chen Yuying certainly believed in Lin Li, but she still couldn't imagine how Lin Li did it, so she asked curiously.

"Of course, it's the money saved from the wages of the migrant workers under me." Lin Li said upon hearing this.

Chen Yuying chuckled, the crescent moon hanging on the tip of the branch, then nodded and stopped asking:

"Since you want to be a big spender, then I won't be polite. I shouldn't have anything to do this week, 90% chance I can go. I'll give you a definite answer after talking to my family on Friday night."

"Why is there still 10% chance you won't go? How about this, monitor, report my name to your family! Say I'm an acquaintance, don't worry!" Lin Li patted his chest.

"Sorry, I said it wrong, I have about a 10% chance I can go." Chen Yuying has always listened to Lin Li's words, nodded, and changed her words.

Lin Li: "?"

"Monitor, what you said is so hurtful."

"Hehe~ As for Wanqiu and Sihan, I'll ask them in the afternoon." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

"ok."

After chatting for a while, when the lunch break bell rang, the two started to study.

Wang Yuezhi, the eternal No. 2 seed of the 3000-meter race in Grade 10 Class 4 in the classroom, couldn't put his pen down for a long time even after the classroom was quiet.

He couldn't believe the content he just heard from the two people behind him.

What "weekend", "go out", "play with guns", "shoot shoot shoot"?

What is this for?

Is this pornographic?

No!!!

"Yo, what a coincidence, just finished eating?"

In the afternoon, when Lin Li came to the water dispenser with his water cup to get water, he happened to see Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu coming out of the toilet.

So because of one sentence, there was an extra shoe print from a side kick on the 1800-yuan school pants.

"Did the monitor tell you two? Are you going or not?" Lin Li didn't care and asked.

Looking at the water dispenser that kept gurgling out water after he touched it lightly, hehe, what a sensitive little female devil.

Purely a burning machine.

"Yingbao and I are about the same, it should be possible to go. I'll give you a definite answer after talking to my family on the weekend." Ding Sihan nodded upon hearing this.

"I won't go." Qu Wanqiu shook her head.

"Why not go? Isolating the four of us alone? Playing special, playing 80? Hehe, Qu Wanqiu, I've decided, I will go to the heavens and ask to kick you out of the group chat." Lin Li glared at Qu Wanqiu.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

"Didn't bring my phone, so I don't want to stay at school." Qu Wanqiu explained.

Lin Li suddenly realized.

This is really understandable. Bai Bufan always brings his phone, so apart from not being able to play online games after staying at school, there is not much difference between staying at school and going home on the weekend, so he doesn't care about staying at school at all, and he is indeed a player who often stays at school.

After all, an hour and a half round trip is sometimes really a waste.

And Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan are from Xiling in the first place, even if they want to go, they can go home normally on the weekend.

Qu Wanqiu, who didn't bring her phone and whose home wasn't in Xiling, was relatively awkward.

It's not exam week, and they still want to go out and play. If Qu Wanqiu goes back on Friday and comes again on Saturday, it's indeed a bit difficult for her; if she doesn't go home and stays at school to wait for Saturday, there's no phone to play with, and the weekend is like a wasted holiday, and the time at school will be quite boring.

"I have a backup phone at home, I can take it for you to use." Lin Li thought for a while and said, "Apart from being a bit laggy, the screen having poor contact, charging for two hours, standby for five minutes, occasionally shutting down automatically, and often having these small problems, there are no other major obstacles."

Qu Wanqiu: "..." "You call this a small problem?! It's basically a brick!"

"Can you find me a brick that can be used as a flashlight?" Lin Li frowned to justify his backup phone.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

"Eh, by the way, I remember my mom eliminated an Apple 16 from the factory at home. Qu Wanqiu, if you don't mind using Apple, you can use it."

Lin Li snapped his fingers, suddenly remembered this, and said excitedly.

"Ah? I'm an Apple user in the first place," Qu Wanqiu's expression was surprised, but the point of surprise wasn't Apple:

"Apple 16 has already been eliminated? I'm still using 14. Did your mom change it as soon as the pro came out? So arrogant, I believe now, Lin Li, you are also a hidden little rich woman."

"You're the little rich woman, your whole family is little rich women."

Qu Wanqiu said moved: "Thank you for your blessing."

"But it's not as local tyrant as you said. The reason for elimination was just said, because that Apple 16 is from the factory." Lin Li explained.

"From the factory?" Qu Wanqiu asked in confusion, "Is it made by the A-San factory, and the quality is problematic?"

Apple has different factories in the world, and the level of products manufactured by different factories is uneven. Among them, the most inferior is naturally the great Eastern country with a population of over one billion.

Don't look at the content of the first post!

Reflect.

However, Lin Li shook his head and denied: "It's not that factory either."

"Then what is it?" Qu Wanqiu was completely confused.

"It's the 16 factory."

"Ah? Didn't understand, what is called the 16 factory." Qu Wanqiu still didn't understand.

"That is, that, factory, on top of the number 16." Lin Li had to explain in more detail.

"..."

"..."

Qu Wanqiu, Ding Sihan: "?"

Wait.

This factory...

"Lin Li, that's called a square root! Why didn't you just say it's an Apple 4! Square root of 16 is square root of 16, what are you saying about Apple 16 from the factory!!" Qu Wanqiu really couldn't hold it this time, and complained with her volume raised by eight degrees.

"Oh oh, right right right, that's called a square root, I remembered." Lin Li 'suddenly realized'.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

You'd better have just remembered it.

Only Lin Li can describe Apple 4 like this.

So, there was a second shoe print from a side kick on the 1800-yuan pants.

Deserved it.

"Forget it, forget it, Apple 4 is a few years younger than me, I won't use it. Plus, I'm not very interested in live-fire shooting, I really won't go." Qu Wanqiu shook her head and said.

"Alright, then you can only miss this free ride opportunity." Lin Li nodded, there was nothing to force in the first place.

"It's okay," Qu Wanqiu shook her head, "Lin Li, just calculate how much each of you spent on average, and then transfer the money for the treat to me. The intention is enough, it doesn't matter if I go or not."

Lin Li chuckled upon hearing this: "Qu Wanqiu, what skincare products do you usually use? Your face is so thick?"

"Hehe~"

"Although I don't know why you want to treat, since you took the initiative to be this 'resentful species', I won't be polite." Before returning to the classroom, Ding Sihan patted Lin Li on the shoulder, "Lin Li, work hard, strive for us to go out and play in the future, you pay, I'll show my face and play with you."

Lin Li's eyes widened, and after discovering that what Ding Sihan said was not the same thing as his, he breathed a sigh of relief and blinked his eyes with a strange expression.

Haha, so you were talking about the AA system, I thought you were talking about the AA system.

"What's that expression?" Ding Sihan asked in confusion.

"Nothing," Lin Li shook his head quickly, "AA system is fine, AA system is fine, AA system is no problem."

Ding Sihan frowned, then widened her eyes suddenly.

Remember, don't think that only boys have dirty thoughts. Most girls are not inferior to men in this regard.

"Lin Li! You pervert! You super invincible pervert! What kind of things are you thinking about!?" Ding Sihan, who reacted, shouted with a red face.

Lin Li, who was kicked and punched: "?"

"No, little bb," Lin Li was really aggrieved this time. Seventeen is the age where one can't stand grievances, so Lin Li fiercely felt aggrieved:

"I didn't say anything, I just stood here honestly getting water, playing with this sensitive burning machine that comes out when touched, is this also perverted?"

Only those who slander Lin Li know how wronged Lin Li is. Who is the pervert, Lin Li doesn't want to say more.

Calling someone a pervert also requires a basic law, right?

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Who is little bb, I am little Ding di—no!! Who the hell let you call me that all the time!! Call me Ding Sihan! It's Ding Sihan!"

Ding Sihan was stunned for a moment when she retorted, almost choking herself to death.

Lin Li clicked his tongue.

Women are really unreasonable. Qu Wanqiu yelled at him just now, and now Ding Sihan is yelling at him.

Looking at the absent-minded Lin Li, Ding Sihan didn't speak, just kept kicking and punching.

Qu Wanqiu thought it was fun, so she didn't speak either, just kept helping the tyrant to abuse.

At the beginning of man, nature is evil. Three minutes later, looking at the pants that were clearly just getting water but ended up like participating in a stampede, Lin Li sighed helplessly.

Oh Nansang, why are you so thin to me.

"Jia Bao and Lin Dai Yu, Xue Bao Chai."

"Chen Guan Xi, Zhang Bai Zhi, Xie Ting Feng."

The boys were learning Chinese couplets in the back cabinet, and Wang Ze rushed in:

"Everyone, the situation is not good. The draw results just came out. The opponent we are facing this afternoon is Class 9, that Baowei class from yesterday."

"Who drew the unlucky draw?" Chen Tianming widened his eyes, "I want to kill him. Wang Ze, it won't be you, right?"

Class 17 also advanced, and Chen Tianming was waiting for a beautiful development, leaving behind a good story.

As long as they face Class 17, losing is winning; winning is also winning!

"It's not me, I'm not that unlucky, he drew it." Wang Ze waved his left hand, then started beating his right hand.

"Don't bully your sister-in-law, it's not easy to give you so many handjobs for so many years," Bai Bufan saw this and immediately stepped forward to adjust the husband-wife relationship, then touched his chin, "It seems that we must use crooked ways to have the strength to fight."

"Tianming, as the number one person in Class 4, do you... have the awareness?" Bai Bufan, Wang Ze, and others looked at Chen Tianming at this time.

"Which class is Class 17 pulling with?" Chen Tianming asked first.

"Class 20, according to my combat power analysis, they should have no problem advancing to the top five." Wang Ze responded.

Chen Tianming swallowed a mouthful of saliva upon hearing this.

Plan B is a plan prepared long ago.

But as a price, he might lose some things forever...

But...

If Class 17 can win...

Carrying the promise of meeting Class 17! He has an absolute reason not to lose!

"I've had this awareness for a long time." Thinking of this, Chen Tianming nodded.

Basketball court.

After the afternoon class, everyone from Class 4 came here.

Class 9 also arrived one after another.

When two Zhou Baoweis and one Zhou Baowei plus walked towards the tug-of-war rope, there were strong tremors in many places on the basketball court.

Even Lin Li didn't sniff powder this time, but started to carefully apply anti-slip powder and warm up.

Lin Li's own strength is undoubtedly greater than anyone on the opposite side, even Baowei plus is not enough to look at.

But from a collective perspective, even Lin Li doesn't have the confidence to win steadily.

"Both sides prepare, take your positions." The referee redrew the line again, held down the red line in the middle, and said to the two classes.

"Chen Tianming, why are you wearing a mask."

Zhuo Yongfei, who was on the front line of the tug-of-war team with Chen Tianming, came to his position and found that Chen Tianming behind him was wearing a mask, so he asked in confusion.

Chen Tianming didn't speak, just carefully rubbed powder on his hands.

Zhuo Yongfei raised his eyebrows, thinking Chen Tianming didn't want to pay attention to him, so he didn't force it and started to adjust his posture.

"Zhuo Yongfei, no matter what happens later, look forward, don't look back." Chen Tianming's ghostly voice came over.

Zhuo Yongfei turned his head subconsciously, but Chen Tianming's hand stopped him: "Don't look back!"

"Listen to me, look forward, use force, don't rest, and don't look back."

Zhuo Yongfei: "?"

Are you playing the fat guy from "Grave Robbers' Chronicles" here?

"All prepare!" After the referee finished speaking, he had already put the whistle in his mouth.

Then Zhuo Yongfei heard Chen Tianming's roar from behind: "Nansang Grade 10 Class 9! Sixteen weaklings! Who dares to look at me! Fire at me! Fire at me!"

"Grass!"

The vanguard of Class 9 on the opposite side stumbled and almost fell. The referee, who was already ready to blow the whistle, pulled his collar to block his nose and the lower half of his face and turned around, his body trembling.

The audience exploded with a huge sound, and the Class 9 team shook visibly. Several girls desperately bit their lips, their shoulders shaking like a sieve.

When noticing that everyone's eyes were looking next to him, who could resist not looking?

Chen Tianming, what the hell did you do!

Zhuo Yongfei chose to look back.

Grass, it's the second assassin of the Great Qing!

Knowledge point consolidation: The first assassin of the Great Qing is the makeup Lin Li on the autumn outing bus.

Your mom drew this makeup, right?

Why are you drawing sausage lips if you want to draw sausage lips? Why are you sticking green onions in your nostrils?

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