Chapter 247

A terrifying reasoning question is placed in front of Bai Bufan.

If there is no water in the toilet, what was on Lin Li's hand just now?

What exactly was the liquid that splashed on his face and some of the liquid that got into his mouth?!

Lin Li's light laughter and answer just now echoed in Bai Bufan's ears, lingering: ~what~water~is~urine~

Could it be that this guy who talks nonsense all the time, only this time, told the truth...

Don't want that kind of thing!

"Lin—! Li—!" Thinking of this, Bai Bufan rushed out of the toilet with red eyes and a red face.

If we can't be red-eyed when we meet again~ can we still be red-faced~

"What happened?" Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan who returned in confusion.

Just now Lin Li came back first, but within half a minute, Bai Bufan rushed over and dragged Lin Li away again.

Now they are back in less than a minute.

"It's fine, it's fine." Bai Bufan smiled awkwardly.

A false alarm.

It turned out that there was a sink in the corner of the toilet, which was originally intended for washing mops and other cleaning tools. There was a faucet there, and there was water, and Lin Li washed his hands there.

Thinking about it, it's not summer when hair is disobedient, nor is it winter when it will shrink. Lin Li wouldn't be so inaccurate as to leak a hand.

"Continue eating." Bai Bufan said to the three.

Although confused, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying didn't ask any more questions.

Lin Li was also ready to continue dining, but suddenly narrowed his eyes.

With zero-frame start, he grabbed Bai Bufan's collar and asked with a cruel arc on the corner of his mouth: "Wait a minute, Bai Bufan, so when you grabbed my clothes just now, did you not wash your hands?"

Eh?

Bai Bufan blinked, blinked again, then turned his head and stretched out his hand, saying in a childish voice:

"Wow, Lin Li, look at this spicy wing, it seems really delicious!"

Lin Li: "?"

"You damn!"

After lunch, because they were not in a hurry, plus the club's location was relatively remote, taking a taxi was expensive, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan had never experienced the subway, so the four chose to take the subway to the shooting club.

The subway also has security checks. When walking through the security gate, the task count progress increased by one.

However, the type naturally did not change.

Scanning the code to pass the gate, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked left and right, with curiosity in their eyes.

After all, these are indeed scenery that cannot be seen in Xiling.

Although Nansang is not a particularly backward and dilapidated county—having a Nansang high-speed railway station is considered to have gold content, but subway-like city-exclusive things, it would be a victory if a subway line in Pingjiang City could reach the Nansang area within ten years.

"Always doing subway subway in questions, finally saw it today." Bai Bufan whispered to Lin Li with emotion.

Just like there is always a youth palace in primary school questions, it takes six minutes for Xiao Ming to go from home to the 'Youth Palace', but some people can't walk there in their whole life.

"I have always heard that the subway is the city's intestine, and passengers are the shit shuttling through it. Finally, we also have the opportunity to become this shit." Lin Li also whispered to Bai Bufan with emotion.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Your mom.

Can you make some normal emotions.

"You are shit even if you don't take the subway, Lin Li."

"No wonder you have such a good relationship with me, it turns out you covet my body." Lin Li chose to kill eight hundred enemies and hurt one thousand.

Although it was the weekend, because the line was relatively remote, there was plenty of room in the subway, and he couldn't feel the experience of squeezing the subway.

The ten-minute subway passed in a flash.

"In the past, carriages and horses were slow, and one life was only enough to love one person. Now the subway is fast, and I fell in love with ten people in the time of six stops." After getting off the subway, Lin Li stretched and sighed.

"Then you are very useless, I fell in love with at least thirty or forty." Bai Bufan felt that he had won, and then clicked his tongue, "But you say, why can those who are so ugly fall in love?"

On the weekend subway, there are many couples. Originally, he was annoyed by Lin Li's stimulation today, and seeing this made Bai Bufan even more itchy, and his aggressiveness was slightly stronger.

"Because the beautiful ones are selling air conditioners." Lin Li was already looking at the map navigation with Chen Yuying, studying which subway exit to go out from, and responded casually upon hearing this.

"... So cold."

The four swiped their codes to exit the station.

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying planned to go to the toilet, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan waited at the door.

"Only four yuan," Bai Bufan checked the payment information on his phone and sighed again, and also made up his mind, ignited his fighting spirit: "I must stay in the big city to fight in the future."

"Many years later, Bai Bufan finished the last plane in Pingjiang City and finished the last fight-together meal. He recalled this vow of that year and today, smiled miserably and desperately, walked with empty steps, went to the toilet, buried his head in the stinking toilet, and ended his life by drowning himself."

An elegant voice drifted over slowly.

Nice.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Lin Li, don't mess with the narration here!"

"And who the hell told you that fighting means playing planes and eating fight-together meals! You apologize to this word!"

"And even if my future life is desperate and I really have to commit suicide, I can't choose this way, right? Is this a suicide method that humans can think of? Suicide, you damn, let me commit suicide decently!!"

Bai Bufan almost roared into Lin Li's ear, deafening.

"Oh oh, sorry," Lin Li corrected his mistakes, cleared his throat again, and spoke in the tone of a documentary:

"Many years later, Bai Bufan finished the last plane in Pingjiang City and finished the last fight-together meal. He recalled this vow of that year and today, smiled miserably and desperately, put on a decent second-hand pirated suit, walked with empty steps, went to the toilet, buried his head in the wiped clean toilet, and ended his life by drowning himself."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Wait.

"You just put me in a suit and wiped a toilet!! And it's a second-hand pirated suit! This is not the decency I want, you bastard! Must drown in the toilet! Can't you say a bathtub! Can't a bathtub do it!"

Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's sleeve and roared loudly.

Lin Li shook his head without hesitation: "What are you thinking, how can there be a bathtub in your broken rental house, the bathroom is only two square meters, you usually wash on the toilet lid."

Bai Bufan: "?"

He was completely stunned.

Seems to make some sense.

"Oh oh, like this, that's reasonable..." Bai Bufan just loosened his hand slightly, suddenly realized something was wrong, and used force again: "No! Reasonable your mom! This is all your malicious setting out of thin air, you beast!"

Lin Li was very helpless, really hard to serve: "How come you are like a skin swallow, so many things?"

Bai Bufan: "?"

Can't beat him, can't scold him, Bai Bufan decided to go home and let his mother guess his sullen anger.

After the two girls came out, the four walked to the club, not far, three hundred meters in a straight line, walked for five or six minutes.

The club's footprint is quite large.

There is also a security check at the entrance here, and if iron items are detected on a person, they must be taken out and shown to the staff. To some extent, the strictness is even higher than the subway.

Unfortunately, although the detectors held by the staff look different from subways and high-speed rails, including the security gates, the system's types still haven't changed.

It seems that the 'same type of formation' set by different 'people', the system will judge as the same.

It seems that going to the hospital to complete this task is more promising.

"Hello, I have a reservation, name Lin Li, four people, please help me check." After all four passed the security check, Lin Li said to the front desk.

"Alright, it has been queried, please wait a moment."

Soon, a male and a female coach walked over.

"Hello everyone, we are your accompanying coaches. My surname is Shi, and hers is Lu. You can call us Coach Shi or brother, sister suffix." The man introduced.

"Hmm." Coach Lu also nodded with a smile.

"Hello Coach Shi, Coach Lu."

"Come with me now." The two coaches took the four into the club, with pictures and introductions of firearms on both sides of the road.

The destination is not the shooting range, but an open area inside the club that looks more like a commodity area. Lin Li saw bullet shell crafts for sale with price tags.

The price is not too expensive, it's good to buy a bullet shell keychain as a souvenir when leaving.

As for the bullet shells after the ammunition is finished, you can't take even one away. If you take them away, the Demon Suppression Division here will have to chat with you.

"You can choose the protective gear here by yourself." Coach Shi pointed to the wall next to him filled with various shooting equipment such as goggles, earmuffs, gloves, vests, knee pads, etc.

"If you are a novice, goggles and earmuffs must be chosen, and other protective gear can be matched according to your needs."

"Then look here." "The room with the door open on the left is our club's photo check-in area. Although we will also help you take photos and videos when you enter the shooting range later, we are not professionals after all, plus the regulations of the shooting range and the limitations of the camera position, it is not necessarily possible to take photos you are satisfied with.

And this area is specially set up by the club to satisfy the regrets of customers in this regard.

We have already set up the scene inside, and there are outdoor scenes outside. If you want to take photos yourself, you can take them at these points.

At the same time, we provide rental services for simulation guns, fake grenades, ammunition belts, and some decorative items. As long as your per capita consumption in the club reaches two hundred, then when you settle at the end, the rent will be fully waived, so you can rest assured to rent, just don't break it."

"Then here is the paper menu, scan the QR code here to have an electronic menu, you can see for yourself what firearms you want to use later.

My personal suggestion, for novices, especially the two girls, live ammunition shooting, pistols are more suitable. If you want to try rifles, you can try air guns first.

As for boys, coming to this kind of place, you should have your own plans, so I won't say much.

Then Coach Lu and I will be here all the time. If you have any questions, whether it's about firearms or protective gear, you can come and ask us at the first time."

After a simple introduction, perhaps considering that there are outsiders, it is not comfortable to discuss, so the two coaches sat on the side and waited.

It's quite good, at least they won't stand on the side and look at you to give pressure when looking at the menu.

No errors in the content, look at it at a glance!

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying looked at each other, and without any accident, they ran to the photo room directly, without even looking at the menu.

Lin Li let them go, and he and Bai Bufan sat on the sofa with the list.

"Lin Li, is there a White Tiger-scarlight automatic rifle?" Bai Bufan rubbed his hands excitedly, suspected to be a fly.

Still thinking about his White Family cultivation method.

"No." Lin Li sneered, no need to flip the menu, Bai Bufan is playing CrossFire here.

"Lin Li, is there a Fire Qilin?"

"No."

"Lin Li, is there a Golden Rose?"

"... No."

"Then is there..." Bai Bufan's question hadn't been asked yet when he was interrupted by Lin Li looking up.

Lin Li sneered: "Bai Bufan, if you babble again, I will nail your mouth."

Bai Bufan blinked and closed his mouth.

Then hesitated, Bai Bufan turned to look at Coach Shi not far away and asked: "Coach Shi, do you have a nail gun here?"

Coach Shi: "?"

Who the hell comes to the shooting club to experience a nail gun?

Turn right at the door for eight hundred meters, a VIP of the civil engineering construction site.

"No." Coach Shi kept smiling and shook his head.

For this answer, Bai Bufan was not only not disappointed, but also laughed. He turned his head and looked at Lin Li again, asking with a provocative look: "Lin Li, is there a Star God 98k?"

Lin Li: "..."

Damn!

This beast asked Coach Shi if there was a nail gun, not because he really wanted to play with a nail gun, but to ensure that he had nothing to nail his broken mouth!!

"Coach Shi, is there really no nail gun? No nail gun, just nails are fine." So it was Lin Li's turn to look at Coach Shi expectantly.

Coach Shi: "?"

Problem children buy one get one free?

Turn right at the door for eight hundred meters, two VIPs of the civil engineering construction site.

"No." Coach Shi's smile was a bit difficult.

Bai Bufan was even more proud: "Lin Li, no way, right?"

"Bufan, have you heard of a fist technique that descends from the nail, nail fist?" Lin Li closed the menu and asked in a low voice.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Wait—"

After eating two nail fists, Bai Bufan also became honest.

The two began to formally choose the types of firearms to experience later.

There are actually many types, but the two are not gun fans, and they only know the famous guns in games.

And those are basically not here.

For example, Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.

For example, m917 American Smith & Wesson.

"Coach Shi, I want to ask, after we buy ten rounds, can I experience five rounds and he experience five rounds?" Bai Bufan raised his head and asked Coach Shi.

Here, except for sniper rifles, other firearms live ammunition are basically purchased in units of ten rounds.

"Yes, but the waiting party must wait outside behind the glass door. When changing people, you must follow my instructions." Coach Shi nodded.

Because when shooting live ammunition, the coach must ensure that he has the ability to control this space. The number of 'outsiders' must never be greater than the number of coaches. If Bai Bufan wants to stand next to Lin Li when he is shooting, there must be another coach to watch him.

It's possible, but it requires additional fees, no need.

"That doesn't matter." Bai Bufan nodded.

"Why so frugal?" Lin Li asked with a smile upon hearing this, looking at Bai Bufan.

"Damn, just ten rounds is nearly two hundred yuan. If you don't feel sorry for the money, I feel sorry for you. You should save when you should save, and spend when you should spend. Instead of using this money here, it's better to use it to honor your desk mate."

Bai Bufan shook his head and said,

"And this way, you can experience more types. To be honest, if it wasn't for buying ten rounds, I really want to shoot only one round of each type."

"Alright, add more time if you haven't had enough later." Lin Li nodded.

"I see you are also crazy about Xiao Jing, calling this adding time." Bai Bufan sneered, then lowered his voice and asked in a low voice: "Lin Li, you are well-informed, has Feifei come out? Where is she working now? How is she doing recently?"

Lin Li: "..."

"Stupid." Lin Li commented sharply.

Finally, the two decided to experience the classic 92-style pistol, the must-appreciate ak47 automatic rifle, and the 95-style sniper rifle.

Just this alone cost six hundred yuan.

After confirming with Coach Shi, he went to prepare first.

It's boring to stare at Coach Lu here, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan went to the check-in room to see why Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan hadn't come out for so long.

When Lin Li entered the door, Chen Yuying was in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, turning her body sideways and using her hands to adjust the tightness of the tactical vest.

The good girl curves were exposed, and she looked up after hearing the sound.

She had already put on a pair of black goggles, the lenses were slightly reflective, and a noise-canceling earmuff was hanging on her neck. The black shell of the earmuff formed a sharp contrast with her beige cardigan.

The tactical vest on her body matched her light blue denim skirt unexpectedly well, and several simulation grenades were hung on the ammunition belt around her waist, swaying with her body movements.

A pure black tactical glove perfectly fit her hand curves, not bloated at all.

"How is it?" Chen Yuying saw that it was Lin Li who came in, turned 270 degrees slightly shyly, and then asked.

"Monitor, if your dog is lost, I won't help you find it." Lin Li shook his head upon hearing this, touched his chin, and commented without any expression.

"Hmm?" Seeing this reaction, Chen Yuying was slightly lost and a bit awkward, pinching her gloves and feeling a bit at a loss: "Why?"

Lin Li: "Because I will replace it."

Lin Li's voice suddenly became sincere, and he answered quickly.

"Pfft—" First stunned, then Chen Yuying, with gloves on, blocked her lips with her fist and laughed.

Lin Li is Lin Li, you never know how he will praise you.

Even guessing what he will say has become a very interesting game. Although he can never guess it, it is still interesting.

Scared to death, I thought he wouldn't praise this time.

"Ah ah ah ah Lin Li Lin Li, ah ah ah my dog is also gone, what should I do!!" Ding Sihan's classic battle roar started, and at this time, she ran in from the outside with a 'anxious' face, and asked expectantly after turning around.

Ding Sihan's own matching was a cool pure black, and after the matching of props here, there were a few more heroic and cool spirits.

"No need to find it, I'll give Bai Bufan to you. I've already asked before, he doesn't shed hair, will go to the toilet at a fixed point, and has been vaccinated. It's just that his personality is not very gentle, and he will bite people when he's in a hurry."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li pushed Bai Bufan to the front with a nail fist and said casually.

There is no nail gun, and he just happened to have no place to deal with Bai Bufan. Originally, he was ready to send it to the dog meat restaurant, but Ding Sihan came, so let her raise it.

Ding Sihan, Bai Bufan: "?"

(End of chapter)