Chapter 252: Those who want to sign up, hurry up and press 1, there are only five spots
To be honest, seeing the message of the new task popping up, Lin Li's heart had already skipped a beat.
He thought the damn system was going to continue to disgust and torture him with the beautiful lady.
Lin Li is good at finding joy in bitterness, which doesn't mean he likes to suffer, but after reading the task introduction, Lin Li felt relieved.
Compared to the previous two tasks, this task is much easier to accept.
And it seems to be the last task in this series.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly. It is not difficult to find that the system seems to cover a 【Title】 in the rewards for the last task in every series of tasks with strong continuity.
The four titles he currently has, as well as 【Fruit of Persistence】 and 【Put on pants and don't recognize people】, the tasks given to them are all in such a background.
However, this discovery seems to be meaningless.
Lin Li looked at this title. To be honest, it's hard to evaluate.
What's hard to evaluate is not the title's ability, but the title's effect.
Damn.
Damn system, your title reward doesn't match the task foreword very well, right?
The foreword says it's to draw a beautiful period for the encounter between himself and the beautiful lady, what does it mean to reward a 【Put on pants and don't recognize people】 title?
According to his mentor Song Luping, his behavior is like a free prostitute, and the nature is extremely bad.
However, the effect of the title is not as unreliable as its name.
Wearing this title, as long as he pays the price of not being able to see other people's faces, he can completely keep his identity information secret.
This is definitely unequal.
Because according to the title description, he should still be able to record and distinguish others from clothing and voice, just not being able to see their faces, but others can't do it through 【any】 channel.
It is suspected to be the same effect as Superman's glasses.
This will be a title that has opportunities to be used whether in reality or in the apocalypse world.
However, this task...
"Ye Jing, do you have cars in your shelter?" Lin Li looked at Ye Jing.
"Car? Yes, are you talking about the kind that can be used?" Ye Jing asked after being stunned upon hearing this.
"Hmm." Lin Li nodded.
"Yes. There are two that have been modified and are in use, with the driving sound and armor reduced as much as possible. There are also several other cars that haven't been driven for a long time. It's uncertain whether there are any faults. Do you need a car? Now? If now, I will immediately go back and ask someone to drive it over?" Ye Jing stood up and said in a series.
The first reason for the urgency is that Lin Li's task priority is very high.
The second is that she doesn't want to continue digging into the beautiful lady's stomach.
"Sure, as long as there is a car." Lin Li nodded upon hearing this.
It's good that there is a ready-made car in this world.
Otherwise, Lin Li wanted to bring a car from reality, but he couldn't do it with sedan power, and he didn't know if the system would recognize bicycles or tricycles.
Although Lin Li still has "Repair Crystals", using them on abandoned cars on the side of the road should be able to repair them, but it's better not to use them if he can.
As for the difference between the two worlds in terms of driving, Lin Li feels that with his comprehension, if he lets them teach him, he can learn it very quickly.
The first element of the task has been found, but now there is another element.
"Home".
Where is the beautiful lady's home?
Is it just sending her back to where he met her, or does he need to find the beautiful lady's real, former home in this ruined Yunguang City, and then send her downstairs?
Lin Li tends to the latter, after all, there is still a "bed exercise", but if it's the latter, isn't that looking for a needle in a haystack?
If the beautiful lady is a beggar from out of town, then it won't work even if he searches Yunguang City.
"Ye Jing." Lin Li looked at Ye Jing again.
"You say."
"Can you help me determine her identity information? Mainly let me know where she lived—before she died."
Following Lin Li's hand, looking at the beautiful lady who was riddled with holes and barely in human form, Ye Jing: "?"
Looking at the beautiful lady who was riddled with holes and barely in human form, Ye Jing was silent.
"This, this, I'm afraid it's a bit..." Ye Jing was a bit embarrassed.
"Forget it, it's indeed difficult for you. We'll talk later. Can you drive?" Lin Li waved his hand and asked instead.
"Yes."
"Okay, I might need you to teach me how to drive the vehicles in your world later. Now you go back and bring the car over first.
By the way, I don't know if the car can be returned to you, but as a reward, I will return to Earth soon and help you bring back at least another batch of food, the quantity will not be less than this time."
Walking in this empty world itself is quite tiring. The car is also useful after completing this task, so there is no need to return it.
The value of a car to the shelter is definitely much greater than gold, but it doesn't matter. Lin Li can always pay a reward that satisfies them.
If two bags are not enough, then four bags, if four bags are not enough, then eight bags, if eight bags are not enough, Lin Li will ask Shi Dongchen if he wants to fly.
"Okay, I'll go back now! It doesn't matter, no need to return it! Hu Fei... Hu Xiaojing, you stay here for now." Ye Jing stood up and left immediately, without taking Hu Fei.
"I might have already returned when you come back, then like this time, wait for the communicator to contact." Lin Li added.
It is unrealistic to want to complete this task within the remaining time. Just the time for Ye Jing to bring the car back and forth, he would definitely have returned to reality, not to mention that Lin Li still needs to find a safe place to put things and leave.
When she drives over, he can return two boxes of food.
"Okay, no problem." Ye Jing jumped away in response.
Only Lin Li, Hu Fei, and the beautiful lady were left upstairs.
Packing the beautiful lady back into the snake-skin bag, she is still an important task completion prop. Noticing Hu Fei looking at the Xiling meat ball soup with expectant eyes, Lin Li smiled and pointed to the soup for Hu Fei and said:
"If you want to eat, eat it all."
"Big Brother Lin Li is my big brother!" Hu Fei smiled honestly and started eating as soon as he went up.
Lin Li looked at the system.
Wearing 【Thunder Summoner】 in the sub-title column, the effect was indeed weakened by half.
Two title positions are quite useful, which can be considered as an extra optional buff position. I don't know what the result will be if 【Put on pants and don't recognize people】 takes effect by 50%.
Raising his leg and kicking forward, the sound broke through the air.
This physical improvement of "physical strength" has never been obtained before, and Lin Li's feeling is very obvious.
It's not just more strength than before. Using his fists to beat his legs hard, even the pain is less than before.
It seems that the improvement in strength is very hardcore, and defense is also included.
Now if Lin Li were to kick the beautiful lady's head again, it definitely wouldn't be as painful as before.
Damn, the strength will get higher and higher in the future. Will the doctor find that even the nails can't be cut if he gets paronychia? That would be finished.
Before Lin Li could continue to delve into this blind spot, a crunching sound came from behind him.
Lin Li looked back and then was slightly silent.
Hu Fei was biting the shards of the porcelain bowl.
"You... can even eat this?" Lin Li asked in surprise.
"Not delicious." Hu Fei shook his head.
"Then why are you still eating?"
"Big brother Lin Li asked me to eat it all." Hu Fei chewed the porcelain bowl like chocolate, his face showing difficulty, but his eyes were firm.
Lin Li: "..."
Hu Fei is stupid, but Hu Fei is obedient.
"I asked you to eat the meat balls, you don't need to eat the bowl. You stay here and wait for Ye Jing, I'll leave first, see you in a few hours." Lin Li smiled, then dragged the beautiful lady and his other equipment and said.
"Big brother and little sister-in-law, have a safe journey."
After making return preparations as last time, Lin Li waited for the system to automatically send him back to reality.
Looking at the time recorded by the backup machine, Lin Li calculated it, and his brows wrinkled.
The ratio is wrong.
He stayed for a full five and a half hours. According to 1:180, reality should have passed about 110 seconds, 1 minute and 50 seconds is normal.
Even if his operation was wrong, the error couldn't be as big as a full seven seconds.
Lin Li took out a calculator and calculated according to one minute and fifty-seven seconds, and found that the time flow ratio became 1:169, about 1:170.
The ratio has become smaller.
What does this mean? Does it mean that with the system's updates in the future, the time flow will become closer and closer? Or is it because the number of times he goes becomes closer, or is it random itself?
The system didn't speak, just kept being damn.
Since it has come to this, let's take a bath first.
Thinking and not being able to figure out why, it's better to scold the system a few times to feel comfortable.
Morning.
After exercising, Lin Li rode his bike to school with breakfast.
The already old bicycle was pedaled very fast and had been maintaining this speed.
And Lin Li, who looked like he was pedaling with all his might, was very relaxed, without any fatigue.
The improvement in physical strength is indeed very comprehensive.
The endurance, explosiveness, and jumping ability of the legs have all been significantly improved.
Standing long jump can be 3 meters+ without any extra movements. As for the standing vertical jump, the results are also remarkable. Lin Li couldn't measure the specific number himself, but he could touch half a meter higher than before.
Estimating, he has reached the level of being able to dunk easily.
Sigh, he didn't have much time to be a human, and after a while, he won't be able to be a human at all.
Now with this jumping ability, combined with his height, arm span, insight, and when playing ball with those smelly-handed brothers, isn't that block one after another without a squeak?
Lin Li decided that after the sports meeting, he would make Bai Bufan hate basketball from then on.
Stare at him and kill him.
Isn't his cultivation just to see Bai Bufan's crying face like a flower? School.
Walking to the stairs, today's wild history was late but really late.
Lin Li entered from the front door and was then scared by Wang Ze's weird smile.
He thought there was some trick, but after Lin Li found that half of the boys in the class had this expression, he suddenly remembered that this was the "smile theory" of Bufan's workday last week, so he followed suit and smiled.
Damn, this class can remember a casual sentence from last week until today, it can be considered ruined, fortunately there is still a chance to divide classes.
There is still salvation.
As for Bai Bufan, no wonder he didn't tell wild history today, he was lying on the table sleeping.
He must have stayed up late again last night.
After handing the breakfast the girls asked him to buy to them, Lin Li cleared his throat and shouted at Bai Bufan:
"Bufan!"
"Abandon, abandon!" Bai Bufan was startled by the shout, sat up, and immediately picked up the textbook to start memorizing words, "A bench, abandon!"
The memorization method would make Koko blush if she saw it.
!
Carefully looking around, finding that it wasn't the teacher who came but just Lin Li calling him, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li irritably: "What!?"
Lin Li smiled and inhaled, and began to chant loudly:
"I can't do the things you asked me to do this weekend. There are no waterbeds or theme rooms in the hotel this weekend, and the room can only accommodate four living creatures at most. Isn't it difficult for the front desk for you to order eight traps by yourself? You have to prepare the aromatherapy candles, whips, collars, and lubricants yourself, but the hotel has already printed Bao Wei's avatar on the toys, you can use it directly when the time comes.
I sent you a message on my phone and you didn't respond, so I can only tell you now."
The whole class was silent.
Then burst into laughter.
"Why is there my photo too?" But Zhou Baowei couldn't laugh.
Bai Bufan: "?"
"You damn slandered again! Get lost!"
"Bufan, oh Bufan, you stay up late so often, I don't even dare to think about how short your lifespan is. You don't want me, a black-haired person, to send you, a black-haired person, away, right?"
After sending the breakfast and returning to his seat, Lin Li's expression began to cherish Bai Bufan's appearance.
"It's okay, the lifespan lost by staying up late for a long time is made up for by the waking time increased by staying up late for a long time." Bai Bufan put the breakfast under the table, preparing to wait for the class meeting or Chinese class to eat it, and chose to continue lying down for a while, saying lazily upon hearing this.
Lin Li: "..."
Don't say, you really don't say.
You group of people who stay up late (pointing).
"And I didn't rest well not because I stayed up late, but because I had a nightmare. Last night I dreamed of being beaten by a group of people. After waking up in a fright, I continued to sleep, but these guys said 'You damn dare to come back', and beat me until I was lying on my back and couldn't take care of myself. I felt that my sleep was not comfortable at all, as if I was going to get sick."
Bai Bufan sighed sadly.
"It's okay, think on the bright side, dreams are the opposite, maybe you will be beaten by a group of people today." Lin Li comforted.
"Didn't you say it's the opposite? Why am I still being beaten by a group of people?"
"In reality, you will be beaten until you are lying on your back and can't take care of yourself."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Is your opposite direction too physical? Damn!" Bai Bufan picked up the English book and buckled it on his head, "Don't call me during morning self-study, talk when Koko comes."
Bai Bufan felt his right shoulder being patted.
Just as he was about to scold, remembering the previous experience, Bai Bufan sat up with a start and looked at the back right with a fawning smile—learning from the past, the lesson of "I'm Xue Jian" was still fresh in his memory.
You damn.
It's still Lin Li ovo.
In fact, Xue Jian didn't walk into the classroom until the first class meeting bell rang today, and sat on the podium table, drinking tea.
"Class meeting, talk about a few things."
"The school has looked at it. The weather for the next few days starting the day after tomorrow is quite good, no rain and cloudy, very suitable for holding a sports meeting."
"So the first and last sports meeting of our Class 4, Grade 1 will be held the day after tomorrow."
"I know everyone basically brought mobile phones this week. If you brought them, hand them in now."
Routine mobile phone collection segment.
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan upon hearing this.
Bai Bufan was confident, elegant, and unhurried. He took out a model machine from his backpack, shook it in front of Lin Li, and then handed it in generously.
On the way back, he gave Lin Li a charming smile.
"Early, prepared".
This is learning from the past, and—
"Bufan, take back your model machine, hand in the real mobile phone."
Bai Bufan's pace stopped, and his smile transferred to Lin Li's face.
Turning his head slowly, Bai Bufan tried to play dumb: "Ah?"
However, Xue Jian just held the 'mobile phone' Bai Bufan handed in, pressed and held the power button for a long time, looked at the unresponsive mobile phone, and looked at him with a smile.
Carrying Principal Wang's expectations, Xue Jian also had a reason to stare at Bai Bufan!!
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Damn."
The matter was exposed, Bai Bufan admitted defeat, and willingly handed over his mobile phone.
"Why does Old Jian Tou only check my mobile phone!" Returning to his seat, Bai Bufan, looking at Xue Jian's attitude of not caring about the mobile phones handed in by others, felt the obvious differential treatment and said unwillingly.
"Because your character is despicable." Lin Li sneered, "But if you did some human things like me on weekdays, you wouldn't be doing no human things."
Bai Bufan: "..."
Someone has no self-knowledge, it's not worth saying who.
Damn, if Lin Li stayed at school and brought a mobile phone, Bai Bufan couldn't imagine what kind of strict defense it would be.
"Students who need to charge when returning them, tell me later," after the mobile phones were collected, Xue Jian stood up directly: "I'll put the mobile phones in the office first, Yuying, you just tell everyone what you want to say."
"Okay."
Xue Jian carried a bag of mobile phones and left, Chen Yuying walked to the podium.
"Everyone, the main thing I want to mention to everyone is that I found that other classes are rehearsing opening performances, and then I was thinking whether our class should also get one, otherwise our class will just walk around the playground stupidly at the opening ceremony, which will be a bit boring.
It's a pity that this idea was brought up a bit late, and the sports meeting is set for this week, so everyone can only brainstorm to see if there is any temporary remedy. If the program can't be decided, you can also make a fuss about the clothing."
Chen Yuying said.
"What is an opening performance? Is it by class?" Someone asked curiously.
"Wait a moment, I'll find the video of the previous session."
Chen Yuying turned on the multimedia and then played the opening ceremony video of the previous sports meeting.
At the opening ceremony, each class will walk past the rostrum one by one. The broadcast will say that the one walking towards us is Class xx, Grade x, they are high-spirited and heroic, blah blah blah, and then at the rostrum, each class will shout a class slogan to the principal and other leaders.
And at this time, the class can choose whether to stay at the rostrum to perform.
Not only perform for the teachers, but also for other classes waiting on the playground.
According to the recordings of previous sessions.
Some classes will send a few people or even a whole class to dance, some classes will perform a stage play without lines, and some will even dance dragons and lions in front of the rostrum.
When the music of "Only You Are Too Beautiful" played in the video, the boys in the back row were a bit dazed.
What year is it today.
In this era when the Kun dance has dimmed, there were still seniors in the previous session trying to pass on this little spark.
Tears.
Of course, this opening performance is not mandatory by the school, otherwise Wang Ze would have told everyone two weeks ago. In fact, many classes just shouted a slogan and then passed to the next class.
"The school said that if there is a performance, it cannot exceed three minutes. After watching it, does everyone have any ideas, or is there anyone who volunteers to perform." Chen Yuying asked.
The crowd, which was still noisy, immediately quieted down.
Mainly because the time was too rushed, a full-class rehearsal project was unlikely. If only a part of the people were sent, even those willing to perform couldn't come up with a program that others could accept in a short time.
Seeing Chen Yuying's words about to fall to the ground, Lin Li couldn't bear to see this scene. Although he didn't know what to do, he still said loudly:
"Class monitor, I have a plan!"
Everyone in the class looked at Lin Li.
"Don't hurt Bai Bufan." Bai Bufan warned.
"Then I have no plan." Lin Li instantly turned into a wilted eggplant.
Bai Bufan: "..."
You damn.
"Lin Li, you say." Chen Yuying looked at him with a smile.
"I have a script for a stage play, the content I have already decided, 'The Great Traitor Bufan'." Lin Li said excitedly.
"Why is my role already fixed! Baka yaro, I don't want to be a traitor! You, your conscience is greatly bad!" Bai Bufan's eyes widened.
The child was rushed into a ghost.
"Bufan, you don't need to play a traitor, you just need to play yourself." But Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan gently and dotingly upon hearing this, then looked at the class and began to recruit other roles: "Now we are still missing five big men, preferably with darker skin, is there anyone who volunteers?"
The class was quiet.
Bai Bufan began to think. 【252-20
What do you mean by acting as oneself, and now you're recruiting "Big Han"?
Bai Bufan: ⊙. ⊙.
Wait.
No!
Wait!!
You damn "Big Han" traitor Bufan.
So it turns out it wasn't a modifier-object structure, but a subject-verb-object one!?
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