Chapter 266: Damn, this password is too weak

"Lin Li, you wouldn't have run after eating Viagra or stimulants, right? Ten minutes and twenty-five seconds, and you even left six seconds of record-breaking showing-off tolerance time. Damn, I'm afraid I can't run this result even if I try my best."

After Aruba-ing or flying Wang Yuezhi, on the way back to the class base with the boys who played well in the back row, Wang Ze sighed with emotion.

Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Wang Ze with a smile, revealing some mockery:

"Wang Ze, if you open any webpage that requires an account now, change the password, and then try to set the password to 'Wang Ze', do you know what will happen?

The answer, the webpage will mark a red 'weak' word next to it, do you understand what that means? You trash thing."

Wang Ze: "?"

Your mother.

Such strong aggressiveness.

"Damn, you're pretending again." Wang Ze laughed and scolded.

"But speaking of this, it's also damn annoying. Some accounts force the password to contain uppercase and lowercase letters and symbols. To be honest, uppercase letters and symbols are simply passwords that humans can't accept.

Damn, is there a possibility that the reason I set such a weak password is because my memory is also very weak?" Zhou Baowei complained upon hearing this.

He was used to setting a similar password for all his accounts, which led to forgetting it once there was a new password and not recording it in time, and it was troublesome to retrieve it.

"Not right? Research shows that pigs' memory is among the best in the animal kingdom, even comparable to Bufan and primates. Baowei, you're dragging your feet a bit." Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei in confusion upon hearing this, then sighed.

Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan: "?"

"Lin Li, I see you haven't memorized much recently, but your dictation is all correct. What method did you use to improve your memory? I wanted to rely on fish oil to improve it before, but found it useless."

Zhou Baowei suppressed the desire to counterattack and asked for advice humbly.

It's not too late to kill Lin Li after learning it.

"Fish oil is useless? Isn't it generally recognized to help improve memory? I was thinking about whether to eat it or not." Bai Bufan asked Zhou Baowei upon hearing this.

"Not really, it's mainly because my memory doesn't support reminding me to eat fish oil every day." Zhou Baowei scratched his head with a grin upon hearing this.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Wang Ze: "(; o_o)?"

"Then damn, the one that's useless is not fish oil, but you!" Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Wang Ze were all stunned.

"Same thing, same thing." Zhou Baowei was embarrassed.

"Lin Li, wait a moment." At this time, the referee on the side came over. After recording the results of the last athlete who didn't give up, he gained freedom.

"Lin Li, are you interested in trying to practice sports? You have some talent in long-distance running." The referee asked.

Sure enough, it still aroused the love for talent in these people.

Being too excellent is really annoying.

After secretly enjoying it for a while, Lin Li waved his hand: "Thanks teacher, but forget it, learning sports can't save Nansang Middle School. All foolish and weak alumni, no matter how strong and sturdy their physique is, can only be materials and onlookers for meaningless public display."

Referee: "?"

What are you mumbling about?

Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li, acting like Mr. Lu Xun here again.

But Lin Li is right, learning sports really can't save Nansang Middle School, but civil engineering can.

Civil engineering is great, no need to say more.

"Okay, but let's add contact information, you will have one more choice in the future, if you are interested, you can contact me then." The referee didn't force it, after all, Lin Li's result was good, but not to the level of a genius.

And, if he knew that Lin Li was actually about to be eighteen, not the age of a normal Grade 1 student, the amazing value would be greatly reduced.

Just after the referee left, another person ran towards Lin Li and the others.

It was Du Hansi.

But the target was not Lin Li.

"Wang Ze!! I! Fuck! Your! Mother's! Wen!" Although he was second place, Du Hansi, who had only just calmed down, directly tackled Wang Ze to the ground from behind and used a grappling technique, cursing angrily.

"Ah? What's wrong? Anxious because you lost to our class? Hansi, if you open any webpage that requires an account now..." Wang Ze, who was attacked, looked innocent and felt wronged, while applying what he learned.

"Still what's wrong, and said I'm weak? Let me provoke Lin Li, you dare to play with me! My butt doesn't have a shred of innocence left! And you're still asking what's wrong here!" Du Hansi was even more furious after being mocked, his fists clenched as tightly as the chrysanthemum when he was running just now.

So the two began to 'fight'.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei looked at each other.

Although they didn't know what happened, their classmate was beaten by someone they didn't know, so they helped their own people instead of reasoning. Why distinguish right from wrong, just do it.

"Du Hansi (brother whose name I don't know), we'll help you!!!"

Wang Ze, who was about to turn over and ride on Du Hansi to be the master again, was suddenly thrown to the ground by his brothers again.

Wang Ze looked at the three people who started beating him with great interest: "(; o_o)?"

Damn, made friends carelessly.

Hearing the sound behind him, Wang Yuezhi, who was feeling the temperature of the holy mineral water with his cheeks, turned his head and saw the moment Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and others rushed towards him, only feeling that his little Wang Yuezhi was shrinking as if entering winter in advance.

Wang Yuezhi prepared to escape in horror.

"Wang Yuezhi, come over to help, sports students are just hard to restrain! Come and pull his legs!" And Lin Li shouted at Wang Yuezhi.

Wang Yuezhi: "?"

Wang Yuezhi, who had already started running, turned his head and found that the one being carried in the middle was really Wang Ze.

Wang Yuezhi didn't want to fly a plane in his life, but if he was the pilot instead of the plane being flown, then that was another story.

"Coming!" Wang Yuezhi carefully handed the mineral water to his roommate, and then walked up.

Because he had been rained on, he knew where the rain was more uncomfortable.

"Get lost Wang Yuezhi! If you do this, you're not a Wang family member! When we go out, Wang has to help Wang! Damn!" Wang Ze tried to awaken Wang Yuezhi's conscience.

"Wang Yuezhi!"

"Bastard!"

"Ah!!"

Bad news came from the football net side again.

Watching Wang Ze lying on the playground ground trembling while clutching his little Wang, Du Hansi felt much better.

Then he walked towards Lin Li: "Lin Li, let's add a friend, we didn't know each other until we touched, I found that if I'm not your target of molestation, you're quite fun, I'll treat you to dinner next time."

Lin Li nodded with a smile: "Indeed, it's fate, then reciprocity, I'll molest you again next time."

Du Hansi: "?"

Is it so reciprocal?

"Forget that, thanks."

The school sports meeting also has medals, but you have to wait for the broadcast notification before going to the podium to receive them.

And the podium is actually very simple, it's just a base with three heights, with some logos such as Nansang Middle School's school badge on it.

So Lin Li and the boys continued to return to the class base first.

On the small whiteboard, the next project that class students participated in was the women's 3000 meters. No wonder the class monitor wasn't here, it is estimated that she accompanied Qu Wanqiu to check in with Ding Sihan.

"Lin Li, why didn't Water Margin write in detail about the Pan Jinlian segment I was looking forward to most? I want to see Pan Jinlian hanging upside down on a grape tree."

Wang Ze, whose little Wang Ze was almost resurrected, sat on a chair with his legs on Lin Li's legs, browsing the e-book in his hand, somewhat bored and said.

"Then you have to watch the Jin Ping Mei added version, or why don't you just search for it on a forbidden comic site, it's full-color ink style, but I forgot the license plate number." Lin Li said with a smile.

"You just interpret it for me simultaneously."

Lin Li raised his eyebrows, also in the mood, stood up and took the whiteboard eraser as a gavel and patted the table:

"Since the viewer wants to hear it, then I can't refuse anymore!"

"It is said that Pan Jinlian held the bamboo pole unsteadily, and it slipped under the window, not straight, but it happened to hit a passerby's headscarf."

"Jinlian bowed deeply and said: I was careless for a moment, sir, don't blame me~"

"And Ximen Qing raised his face, seeing such a charming lady, and suddenly fell into deep strange reverie..."

Lin Li's face already had the appropriate smile, and Wang Ze and Bai Bufan, who were originally smiling lewdly, suddenly stopped smiling, and signaled Lin Li with their eyes at the same time.

Lin Li turned his head immediately, fortunately, it wasn't Xue Jian, just Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying put her hands behind her back, blinked, and asked with some curiosity: "What is Ximen Qing revering? Is it very strange?" Lin Li: "..."

Lin Li coughed twice and continued to say without changing his face:

"Continuing from the previous chapter, Ximen Qing saw Pan Jinlian and suddenly fell into deep strange reverie—'Why doesn't the bamboo pole run upwards but falls downwards? Could it be some kind of power of the earth star that attracted the bamboo pole to fall down?'

So, Ximen Qing's three laws..."

Wang Ze, Bai Bufan: "?"

Who the hell wants to hear this?

Damn, consider Pan Jinlian escaped a disaster.

Chen Yuying laughed upon hearing this, and fragmented light rippled in her eyes: "So that's how it is?"

"Otherwise, if you have another version, class monitor, then this is the gavel, the heavy responsibility of storytelling is handed to you, I also want to hear it." Lin Li handed the whiteboard eraser in his hand to Chen Yuying, looking forward to it.

"No." Chen Yuying naturally didn't take it, but said with a smile:

!

"Lin Li, Lin Li, you have so many ideas."

"I'm okay, a spotted Bufan raised by my friend, it has more ideas." Lin Li waved his hand modestly upon hearing this.

Bai Bufan: "?"

You can not bring me along next time you two have a romantic play, thanks.

"Let's go, Wang Ze, go to the bathroom." Bai Bufan felt he should leave, so he looked at Wang Ze.

"OK, I just want to go too, let's go!"

"According to Lin Li's version, Newton won't have to cry all day long, saying that he feels like he has lived in Ximen Qing's shadow all his life." Wang Ze stood up and followed, saying with a smile.

"Actually, Newton is not as great as you think." Bai Bufan smiled and helped Wang Ze remove the charm:

According to unofficial history, Newton actually wanted to express "I really love big butts and big breasts to death" when he wrote Newton's laws, but the publisher told Newton "It's a bit inappropriate to write like this", so Newton changed it to "The greater the mass, the greater the attraction."

Understand? Actually, old Niu is also a man of temperament. He is surnamed Niu, and he also believes in Niu, believing that Niu Niu's judgment will not be wrong."

Wang Ze: "?"

"Your damn unofficial history has already begun to expand its territory?"

"You just say which Newton you recognize."

"Wild Niu, I also really love big butts and big breasts to death."

"I dare not agree." Bai Bufan, who had had an XP dispute with Lin Li, shook his head.

So a new dispute began.

In the class base.

Since Bai Bufan and Wang Ze vacated their seats, Chen Yuying sat down next to Lin Li.

"Your hair is all still drifting backwards, it's been so long since you finished running, and you don't tidy it up, it's like a chicken coop." Chen Yuying's gaze fell on Lin Li's messy hair, and she said softly.

Lin Li grabbed his hair casually upon hearing this, the hair tips raised small dust in the sunlight, and said indifferently:

"It doesn't matter, anyway, it's just changing from a handsome guy to a chicken-coop-haired handsome guy."

The corners of Chen Yuying's mouth hooked, she turned her head away, leaving Lin Li a side view of her supporting the table with one hand, her body trembling slightly.

"Class monitor, what do you mean by this, looking down on me?" Lin Li felt somewhat unwilling upon seeing this, the 'gavel' patted again: "You know, I just wore this chicken coop head and was asked for WeChat by two people. This is the absolute charm of a chicken-coop-haired handsome guy!"

Chen Yuying stopped laughing, tilted her head slightly, revealing her side face covered by her palm, her clear eyes blinked at a higher frequency, her eyelashes cast a small shadow under her eyes, after looking at Lin Li like this for a second, she asked softly:

"Did they ask you for it in person?"

"Yeah, quite brave, at least braver than that coward Tao something something." Lin Li nodded.

"Are they also in Grade 1? Did you add them?" Chen Yuying asked again.

"One is, and the other isn't." Lin Li told the truth, leaned back and stretched: "Both added, after all, it's hard to refuse, and the one in the same grade is quite to my taste, if he didn't add me, I would have wanted to add him."

"Oh." Chen Yuying's voice was as light as a feather.

Responding like this, she turned her head again, and the angle was even bigger than when she turned her back to Lin Li to steal a laugh, her ponytail hung down, just covering her side face.

Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying's movements, blinked, and then asked again: "By the way, the one in Grade 1 said she wanted to treat me to dinner, but I think we just met, and it hasn't reached that point yet, class monitor, what do you think I should reply to her message?"

"Don't know." Chen Yuying responded with such a low voice, her emotions were not high, and her voice seemed to be muffled in her soft chest.

In the direction Lin Li couldn't see, the girl's right hand held the unopened marker on the table, drawing aimlessly on the table, her lips pursed into a straight line, and her eyes flashing with unhappiness.

"Eh, she already sent me a message, class monitor, do you have any cute emojis? Give me a few, I'll reply to her."

Lin Li looked at Du Hansi's message on his phone, as if he didn't notice someone's mood change at all, and said to Chen Yuying.

"... Send it to you later." Chen Yuying opened her mouth, and finally just said this.

"Not now?"

"Phone is out of power now."

"Then do you want me to borrow a power bank for you?"

Lin Li's voice suddenly became much clearer, and the slight pulling sensation from his hair, Chen Yuying realized that Lin Li was facing her like he was during lunch break, playing with her hair.

So she pulled her ponytail in front of her, didn't respond to the power bank, and said softly: "Hair was just washed today, don't pull it."

"Class monitor? Are you disgusted that my hands are dirty?!" Lin Li's voice carried a clear smile.

"Otherwise, you just finished running." Perhaps feeling that it was not good to keep turning her back to people, Chen Yuying finally sat up straight again, glanced at Lin Li, and the emotions in her eyes were as complex as an overturned palette.

"Then it seems I have to wash my hands first, just right, I also want to go to the bathroom, then I'll go to the bathroom." Lin Li nodded, stood up and stretched.

"Hmm." Chen Yuying nodded, took out her phone that was still fully charged, she wanted to delete all her cute emojis.

Hate cute emojis.

"Okay, then I'm leaving, hope there will be girls asking for my WeChat on the way this time, sigh, what does it mean for all men to ask for my WeChat? I haven't started fitness yet, how did I start attracting the same sex? Hope the referee and that sports student from Class 14 added me to introduce girls to me.

So annoying, sigh!!"

Lin Li sighed very loudly, so loud that it seemed to penetrate the entire playground, for fear that some people wouldn't hear it.

Then he held the back of his head and walked slowly towards the bathroom.

The movements on Chen Yuying's hands stopped.

She blinked, turned off the phone screen, and saw her unhappy self.

At least she was unhappy just now, but now, the corners of her mouth are rising uncontrollably.

Not allowed to rise.

But the corners of her mouth didn't listen to her, so finally the expression turned into a shy embarrassment.

She raised her head and looked at Lin Li's back as he walked away, he was kicking the grass on the side of the road with his toes, leisurely as if taking a walk.

Chen Yuying clicked on Lin Li's chat list.

Chen Yuying started one by one, sending all her non-cute emojis to Lin Li.

None of the cute ones, hmph.

Seeming to feel that it was still not enough to vent, Chen Yuying's friend list had one less "Lin Li" and one more "Lin Li (Hate Version)".

After doing this, Chen Yuying put her phone on the table and held her cheeks with both hands.

"Oh my~"

"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, who had just come out of the bathroom, saw Lin Li walking over and asked in confusion.

Lin Li was stunned upon hearing this, pointing to the bathroom behind them: "No, brother, I came here, not to go to the bathroom, could it be to cook lunch for you two?"

"My meaning is, you go to the bathroom, why are you laughing so happily?" Bai Bufan's curiosity was here.

"Indeed, you're laughing like a retard." Wang Ze also nodded, approving.

"I'm not allowed to laugh? Do I need you two to care?" Lin Li gave them a middle finger and walked into the bathroom cursing: "Typical downward-looking male thinking, forget it, good mood, too lazy to care about you two..."

Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, who were scolded for no reason: "?"

"Is he sick?" The two said in unison.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 267 =====