Chapter 299

Honestly, Lin Li's original idea when coming here was to find wild criminals and bring them to justice.

It was really because he couldn't find any that he had to settle for the next best thing and choose domestic criminals.

Now that he finally encountered one, Lin Li couldn't help but be a little excited.

But he couldn't be in a hurry, even if the situation was very urgent now.

Because without determining the specific situation, speaking out rashly would easily cause the victim to suffer secondary harm.

Lin Li can guarantee that conventional criminals cannot hurt him, but he cannot guarantee the safety of the 'hostage'.

Therefore, Lin Li quickly approached, then moved along the brick wall, holding his breath and focusing, and poked half an eye out from the corner of the wall.

In the dim little alley, there were only one man and one woman.

The man's figure was not tall, but he was very fat, enough to cover the woman. His shadow completely enveloped her. At this moment, one of his hands was restraining the woman's wrists held high above her head, and the other hand first supported the brick wall beside her ear, then wandered onto the woman's body, starting to move around.

The woman's face was also covered with a black eye mask, which seemed to make her even more panicked, and her voice was even more miserable:

"Please... not here..."

The woman's begging with a crying tone was cut off by the sound of tearing fabric, and her constantly kicking legs knocked over a rusty trash can, and the soda cans rolled out with a clear, crisp sound.

The air was filled with a strong smell of alcohol. This man seemed to have drunk a lot of alcohol, and it was estimated that his brain was washed away by alcohol.

The situation has been confirmed, and he can attack.

Lin Li's figure appeared, still trying his best to avoid making any sound, and rushed toward the man with quiet steps.

When the man realized that the light in the alley seemed to be blocked by something and looked toward the alley entrance, he didn't see the alley entrance, but only saw an enlarged fist.

"Ouch!"

After taking a punch to the face, the man screamed and was tackled to the ground by Lin Li.

Then, what greeted the man were Lin Li's continuous punches.

There is also a contempt chain among criminals. Criminals who traffic women and children are at the bottom, and rapists are second only to such criminals, also at the bottom.

After all, this kind of criminal belongs to the kind where anesthetic enters the nose, and if the nose isn't itchy, then there's no anesthesia.

It is purely disgusting, bad to the point of nausea, so Lin Li didn't hold back when he started.

Of course, he still exerted a lot of restraint, after all, he wouldn't really beat someone to death if he didn't restrain himself.

Lin Li scolded while beating:

"Rapist!"

"Useless thing!"

"You bastard!"

The man on the ground wanted to speak several times, but wanting to speak was his active demand, and stopping was the result of being beaten.

He couldn't say a word while being beaten.

The woman behind saw that there was no follow-up for a long time, and the man was still wailing, so she suspiciously reached out and took off her eye mask.

She, who had also drunk alcohol, rubbed her eyes, and after seeing the scene in front of her clearly, most of her alcohol sobered up, and she hurriedly stepped forward to stop Lin Li:

"Oh my, what are you doing, stop hitting, stop hitting!"

Hearing this, Lin Li subconsciously looked back. After seeing the woman's appearance and figure clearly after the eye mask was removed, he was startled, so he became even more angry and turned back to continue throwing punches.

His mouth didn't stop, but the content changed:

"Still so unpicky!"

"You can eat anything!"

"Eat eat eat, you damn Zhou Baowei!"

His heroic story of saving beauty had now turned into a story of saving ugliness.

Woman: "?"

"He's not a rapist! He's not a rapist! He's my friend!"

But the woman had no time to care about this now. She shouted anxiously, fearing that her fuck buddy would be beaten to death.

When Lin Li realized what he had heard: "Huh?"

Stopping his hand, Lin Li looked back, staring at the woman: "You... know each other?"

"Of course, he is..." The woman was about to nod, then after seeing Lin Li's face clearly under the moonlight, she couldn't help but be slightly infatuated, then shook her head somewhat coyly: "Actually, we don't have to know each other, little brother~"

The man whose face was swollen like a little Zhou Baowei, hearing this, sat up in shock from his near-death state: "(; o_o)?"

Sister? Huh? Now is not the time for you to not know me.

I'm going to be beaten to death!

Fuck buddies are also friends, we know each other! Let's get to know each other!

Although the woman denied it, Lin Li's expression had become complicated. Having roughly realized the truth of the matter, he only felt speechless and unlucky.

Therefore, Lin Li got up from the man, frowned, and finally confirmed: "So you two are... playing kinky?"

"Yes, little brother, I like this kind of interesting way of playing the most."

Hearing this, the woman nodded, and the lust in her eyes was almost enough to draw silk.

Lin Li: "..."

Damn it, it really is so, the task progress that was originally in hand just flew away like this.

Boring.

"Do you want to try it with me, little brother."

But the woman didn't just want to say this. She stretched out a hand to grab the corner of Lin Li's clothes, and the other hand continued to pull down the clothes that the buddy on the ground had already stripped halfway, trying to seduce Lin Li.

If anyone has read "The Three-Body Problem", they should have a very deep impression of Liu's Dark Forest theory.

According to unofficial history, the original text of "The Three-Body Problem" is roughly like this—

"Luo Ji's high school grades were not ideal, but he was still admitted to a nearby private high school."

"During school, for the convenience of studying, he boarded at the home of Aunt Ye Wenjie, who had two beautiful daughters and a dead husband."

"..."

""Auntie, you wouldn't want the Three-Body matter to be known by others, would you?""

""Little Ji, you finally understand what deterrence is. Auntie should show you the Dark Forest.""

This is a great mountain of science fiction! The Dark Forest that makes people applaud!

And at this moment, with the woman's flirtation, the Dark Forest in the universe appeared in front of Lin Li.

"Little brother, I want to be your monitor, can I? That way you can set my ratio at will~~" The woman pinched her voice and said enchantingly to Lin Li, "Brother, you boys should understand computers, right? Do you like internal installation or external installation?"

Lin Li: "?"

Perhaps it was psychological, Lin Li's face twisted, his body leaned back to the extreme, feeling it was extremely stinky.

Lin Li immediately pulled his clothes out of the woman's hands. Damn it, he must wash them thoroughly when he goes back. Who dares to imagine how many viruses are on them.

"Buddy, get up, you two continue, I won't disturb you, you play your own game."

Lin Li dodged the slightly drunk woman's pounce again, turned his head to look at the man who was getting up on the ground, and said.

Lin Li wanted to turn around and leave, but his bicycle was still in the alley, and he needed the man to get up and clear the way before he could ride it out.

And, Lin Li now has little disgust for this man.

Brother, you can even eat this kind of thing, you will succeed in everything you do in this life.

However, after Lin Li saw this buddy clearly, he discovered for the first time that the phrase "having old people above and young people below" could actually be used to describe a person's appearance.

"... Hmm."

The man who was beaten for no reason just got up, put on his pants, and nodded. He didn't argue with Lin Li about the beating he received.

Mainly because Lin Li's strength, the man had already experienced personally, and the man didn't even dare to speak loudly to Lin Li now.

Settling privately had no deterrent effect on Lin Li, and if he used public means to coerce Lin Li, not only would the matter not look good on the surface, but he and the woman were actually not in the right, and might not be able to get compensation.

It's better to let it pass and consider himself unlucky.

"Oh my, don't disturb, little brother, stay, let's play together, let's play together!"

Hearing this, the woman became a little anxious. She stumbled over and pounced into the man's arms, her head poking out from the side to look at Lin Li who was unlocking the bicycle, and after a silly laugh, she said:

"I am an elementary school teacher, but I forgot to bring my tableware recently. I really need you, little brother, to fork it into my elementary school. Brother, brother~"

"Come and play, Ai, Mei relationship, there will be no warts, the probability is zero~"

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?"

Your mother.

This authentic big flying pillar almost disgusted Lin Li to death.

Lin Li has read about tomb raiding, this is a tomb ditch.

Lin Li, who originally planned to return the same way from the entrance, made a firm decision to push the bike directly to the other end.

He would rather take a detour here than pull and get close to these two guys for even a centimeter.

Getting on the bike, before Lin Li left, he only left one sentence for the woman:

"Madam, for a female soldier like you who participated in World War II, I only have awe in my heart, and absolutely no feeling of blasphemy. You guys just play by yourselves, goodbye."

No matter how the woman shouted, Lin Li didn't look back until he disappeared at the corner at the end of the alley.

"Fool who doesn't enjoy blessings!" The woman stomped her feet.

Zhou Baowei's house had a severe tremor.

"And what World War II? When World War II happened, I wasn't even born yet, I'm very young!" The woman muttered with a frown.

The man rubbed his swollen cheeks, thought about it after hearing this, and explained to the woman:

"He might mean that you were fucked too fiercely by the Japanese and Germans, and he doesn't look down on you."

Woman: "(; o_o)?"

"Disgusting man! Damn it! He deserves not to get me!"

"Forget it, brother, let's continue, after your face became like this, it matches me even more."

"Okay..." After driving Lin Li out of the woman's heart, the man was satisfied.

Working hard doesn't necessarily have a response, but exerting force will definitely have an echo.

Lin Li perhaps shouldn't have ignored this woman.

Because in this dark but echo-filled alley, the gold content of this woman is constantly rising.

Sunday night.

5:50, evening self-study is about to start.

Lin Li, who studied for another day, just finished eating at the school gate with Chen Yuying and the others.

So they walked into the school gate together and headed to the classroom.

Lin Li and Ding Sihan walked in front, whispering and discussing how to torture Chen Yuying after Lin Li won the bet.

The reason for Lin Li's confidence is none other than that he and Chen Yuying both did a test paper in the afternoon, both got full marks, but Lin Li finished two minutes faster.

Lin Li was smug for a long time because of this and had already started to imagine the future.

Of course, doing this also has a price.

"Two-minute fast man Lin Li, come on, you must punish Yingbao well," Ding Sihan said to Lin Li with anticipation.

"I will strive for it, Ding Zi, but can you remove this redundant title."

"No, two-minute fast man Lin Li."

"Damn, you will pay the price for this sooner or later."

"Cut."

Approaching the classroom door, Bai Bufan's voice came out.

"According to unofficial history, the fundamental reason why the Shu Kingdom perished first was that the Wu Kingdom and the Wei Kingdom formed an alliance and signed the Wu-Wei Treaty.

It's really despicable, playing dirty when you can't win, so, for the beloved Zhuge Liang and so many fierce generals of the Shu Kingdom, for true fairness and justice, we modern people must, must boycott the Wu-Wei Treaty!

Wu-Wei Treaty, even dogs don't play!"

"Senior Go's move is too dirty."

"Three Kingdoms unofficial history should be a pure land, it shouldn't be mixed with private goods, Bufan! Unsubscribe! TD!"

Although the midterm exam is in a few days and evening self-study is about to start, the boys are huddled in the back row as usual, chatting and gossiping by the lockers.

Bai Bufan noticed Lin Li coming in and pointed to Lin Li's drawer:

"Lin Li, the ID card is already in your drawer. I didn't even stay up until eight o'clock, I went back after six. The money in the card wasn't used up, it seems there's still sixty or seventy, don't waste it."

The overnight period of that internet cafe is from 12:00 to 8:00.

"OK."

Lin Li nodded, returned to his seat and put his things down, then came to their side.

"Bufan, how about it, did you beat 'Sekiro'?" Lin Li asked some heart-to-heart questions as soon as he came up.

"Beat it," Bai Bufan smiled contemptuously upon hearing this.

"Really? Can you beat 'Sekiro' in one night with your level last night?" Different from the result he expected, Lin Li expressed doubt.

"People lack cognition of things beyond their strength," Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with a smile, but then said: "I successfully figured it out, I can't beat it."

Lin Li: "..."

"You figured it out, so it counts as beating it, right?"

"Isn't it all beating it? It's the same," Bai Bufan felt there was no problem.

"Can't even pass 'Sekiro', useless thing. By the way, Lin Li," after mocking Bai Bufan, Wang Ze asked curiously: "Bufan said you went to the driving school on the weekend, have you already started taking the driver's license test?"

"Yeah, strive to get the driver's license this year," Lin Li nodded.

"Can you give me a ride then?"

"I don't drive hearses, I think it's unlucky," Lin Li shook his head.

Wang Ze: "?"

"Damn you!"

"Ride, ride, ride, we'll talk about it if there's a chance. Even if I get a driver's license, I have to steal my mom's car," Lin Li said with a smile.

"That's great, I feel like driving is really cool. My dream in this life is to drive a Maybach on an overpass on a stormy night with the accelerator floored and the car music volume maxed out," Wang Ze sighed.

"You don't think driving is cool, you just think the Maybach is cool. If you drive an old man's electric scooter on an overpass on a stormy night with the accelerator floored and the car music volume maxed out, you'll be honest," Lin Li said with disdain.

"Dragon Raja" is really the best advertisement for Maybach among young ordinary groups.

Wang Ze: "..."

It really is.

"Hey, you guys say..." Bai Bufan on the side heard this, but suddenly had a thought, he said slowly:

"If Chu Tianjiao wasn't driving a Maybach that night, nor an old man's scooter, but a Dayun 100-ton king, and the back was full of steel coils, would that night still be Chu Zihang's unforgettable sad memory?"

The boys in the back row widened their eyes upon hearing this and fell into silence.

"..."

"..."

Lin Li's voice suddenly appeared:

"The heavy rain smashed on the window of the 100-ton king, the wipers swung wildly but couldn't sweep away the thick fog,

Outside the car window, countless golden pupils lit up in the darkness, but Chu Tianjiao held the steering wheel with one hand and smoked a Furongwang with the other.

The moment the eight-legged horse appeared in front of him, Chu Tianjiao pressed the burnt-out Furongwang into the cap of a Dongpeng Special Drink bottle and shouted 'fasten your seatbelt' to Chu Zihang in the rearview mirror.

The roar of the twelve-cylinder diesel engine drowned out the thunder, and when sixteen tires rolled over the asphalt road, the realm of the gods began to shake.

Chu Tianjiao's Time Zero spirit was activated, and the reinforced manganese steel bumper of the 100-ton king met Gungnir head-on..."

"Damn!! Stop reading, damn it!"

Before Lin Li's deep narration was finished, the boys had completely lost it.

The cool picture in their minds was completely ruined now.

Remember, without any spirit assistance, the impact of the 100-ton king is equivalent to Odin having to carry 22 golden hoops.

And Time Zero: The releaser constructs a domain centered on himself, the flow of time in the domain slows down, and he can still act at a normal speed, so to outsiders, his speed has increased several times or even dozens of times.

Chu Tianjiao belongs to the magnitude of dozens of times.

—Odin is done for.

"Chu Tianjiao first discovered that the visitor was not kind, and later discovered that he was the visitor," Wang Ze commented sharply:

"Chu Tianjiao pulled out the Murasame, pushed open the car door, stepped into the rain curtain, and said coldly 'Run! Don't look back!', Chu Zihang heard this and prepared to run away with tears, Chu Tianjiao, who heard footsteps, looked back and looked at his silly son with a puzzled face—'Chu Zihang, why are you running? I told Odin to run'."

"To be honest, being able to drive a Maybach onto an overpass shows that this person is very capable, but being able to drive a 100-ton king onto an overpass shows that this person is very powerful!" Zhou Baowei also smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"So you mean, Chu Tianjiao also drove a 100-ton king to school to pick up Chu Zihang after school? And it was a rainy day? Is this something humans can do? With one slip, half of Shilan Middle School would be gone, right?"

Qin Zeyu, who was originally sitting in his seat, couldn't help but look back to confirm when he heard this discussion.

"After Chu Tianjiao hit Odin and got off the overpass, he took out Douyin and posted a video, we are all living hard~"

Wang Ze thought of this picture and started laughing again.

"No, no, no, the complete one should be 'I thought it was a speed bump', 'Go tell Kassel College', 'Odin rushed out of the green belt himself', 'It's not easy for anyone to make a living'—and then—we are all living hard~"

Lin Li corrected Wang Ze's statement.

"If it were really written like this, from then on, Erii would no longer be the flattest character in 'Dragon Raja', how good that would be," Bai Bufan sighed softly.

The laughter and joy instantly fell silent.

Everyone in the back row turned their heads violently, staring at Bai Bufan, even keeping the expression of just laughing on their faces, but now there was no laughter.

Bai Bufan blinked and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

He didn't know if Odin would be hit by the 100-ton king, but it seemed like he was about to be hit.

"Guys, children's words are innocent, considering I'm still a child..."

When Xue Jian walked into the classroom, he saw Lin Li and the others in the back row beating Bai Bufan's shit out of him.

"Alright, alright! Stop playing around! Evening self-study has already started and you don't even know, go back to your seats."

After watching for a while and finding that Bai Bufan couldn't be beaten to death, Xue Jian clapped his hands and scolded.

"Continue after class."

After leaving the death sentence, the boys returned to their respective seats.

"The exam is coming soon," sitting at the podium, Xue Jian still had to look like a head teacher, so he reprimanded:

"Increase by one point, kill a thousand people. You must know that as long as you write for half an hour more at your desk at night, you can kill hundreds of people in the whole province."

Hearing this, Lin Li was stunned for a moment, looked at Bai Bufan, and asked in a low voice:

"Damn, are we Light Yagami? Even Death Note doesn't have such high efficiency, right?"

Bai Bufan: "(; o_o)?"

(End of chapter)