Chapter 316

When the wind swept by, fallen leaves stuck to the silvery moonlight, swirling around Lin Li.

What remained in the wind was the citrus scent from someone's hair.

First, rule out Ding Si.

Bang, bang, bang, the wonton vendor approached, tapping his clapper.

This kind of late-night street-vending without shouting is a very common scene in Xiling.

Lin Li turned his head and made eye contact with Ding Si; the two tacitly straightened their heads again and looked forward.

The sound of the clapper gradually faded away.

"I'm such an idiot!" Lin Li finally said with annoyance, breaking the silence.

"How so?" Ding Si asked.

"Why was I standing there holding the back of my head for no reason, is that cool?

What's there to hold about the back of my head, damn it, I didn't even have time to put my hand down before she was gone, I'm such an idiot!!"

Lin Li slapped his right hand with his left, and his left with his right, some kind of brain-hand combat, Lin Li's hands were fighting each other, feeling a bit frustrated.

The hug just now felt quite long when recalled, but in reality, it was fleeting; by the time Lin Li came to his senses and wanted to hug her back, Chen Yuying had already hidden back in the car.

"That is indeed idiotic." Ding Si nodded after hearing this, very approvingly.

"Ding Si, you're an idiot too!"

"Are you sick? Where am I an idiot? This princess didn't provoke anyone, and I even ate a mouthful of dog food."

Ding Si frowned upon hearing this, used her little bee elbow strike again, and indignantly asked Lin Li if he was getting anxious.

"No, it's just that scolding you now makes me feel better, I'm an unrefined person, do I need a reason to scold you?" Lin Li didn't fight back, but explained.

Ding Si: "..."

What kind of authentic big fool is Lin Li.

Really, ahhhhh, take this punch.

"Lin Li, so you mean, you're not feeling well right now?"

After adding another punch, Ding Si's gaze and voice suddenly became teasing.

"Hiss—" Lin Li touched the side of his neck upon hearing this; before the words were out, his laugh was already heard, "Heh, that seems to be a little comfortable, maybe... it's 95% comfortable."

"Tsk tsk... eh? Not 100%? Still missing 5%?"

Ding Si was halfway through teasing when she paused, then her body retreated rapidly, looking at Lin Li vigilantly:

"Lin Li, it's just the two of us now, what do you mean by saying that? This 5% isn't implying that you want me to hug you too, right, yuck... Yingbao just left, and you're doing this kind of thing, what a disgusting scumbag, I feel like vomiting..."

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

"Ding Ding, I really had no reason to call you an idiot just now, but now I do, thank you, you're so thoughtful."

Lin Li kept smiling, gave Ding Si a thumbs up, and started walking in the direction of Ding Si's house, waving his hand:

"Let's walk back first, why are we standing here?"

Ding Si followed, hands behind her back, full of desire for gossip, and asked curiously:

"So why did Yingbao suddenly hug you, and she should have known I was watching from the side, I haven't even had time to go blind yet, why was she suddenly so brave, Lin Li, do you have any more detailed clues?"

"Probably... to make up for the cuddling the driver owed me."

Lin Li laughed first, subconsciously reached out to touch his nose, and then said with a smile.

"Driver? What does it have to do with the driver? Wasn't that driver hired by Yingbao's family?" Ding Si was even more confused.

"Not that one, the one from the afternoon, that driver was too steady, don't you remember? Ding Si, oh Ding Si, do you know why I asked the driver those things tonight..."

Lin Li smiled and licked the corner of his mouth, slowly telling his thoughts at the time:

"... And this is the real answer in my heart when you asked me on the escalator where the 5% was deducted."

Ding Si was dumbfounded.

She digested it for several seconds.

"No way? You guys can be this ambiguous just by taking a car?"

Ding Si felt her worldview had been refreshed:

"So when we went over at noon and I was annoyed to death by the traffic, you two were having silent, sweet chemistry in the car? Ah, what a pair of cheating dogs."

"Holy crap, Lin Li, I suddenly feel a bit unwell, I won't accompany you anymore, I'll go sleep on the road, you go back first, bye."

"Ambiguity is like that, also, you added an extra word, didn't you?"

Lin Li smiled and nodded, while taking out the inflatable pillow Ding Si gave him from the bag he was carrying, shook it, and handed it to Ding Si, who was resolutely walking toward the road, being extremely warm-hearted:

"Here's a pillow, it'll be more comfortable to sleep like this."

Ding Si: "... You should be stopping me right now, shouldn't you?"

Giving someone a sturdy rope when they want to die, and the rope was given to him by the person herself, holy crap, Lin Li is truly a super, super, super big fool.

Truly makes one feel cold.

Ding Si ran back; not only that, she gathered strength and used an Iron Mountain Shoulder to bump into Lin Li.

Then she patted Lin Li and pinched her own arm; Ding Si nodded:

"You boys seem to be much harder than us girls, so you were enjoying yourself at noon, no wonder I never saw you grab the handle above."

"Wait—"

"Wow, every time Yingbao suddenly squeezed toward me, she even said sorry to me, now that I think about it, it was your problem all along, Lin Li, you're a beast, you're simply a beast!"

Ding Si sighed endlessly.

"Hee hee." Lin Li hee-heed.

"We're here."

The cinema wasn't far from Ding Si's house; along the way, following Lin Li's story, the entrance to the residential area was now in front of them.

But at this moment, Ding Si quickly walked behind Lin Li and pushed him forward.

"Walk forward, go around in a circle, then go around again, I beg you." Ding Si pleaded.

"Why?" Lin Li asked amusedly.

Ding Si swayed her body somewhat coyly and said 'shyly':

"Of course it's because I have a crush on you and hope that this time walking together can be a bit longer, it's not like I just want to ha—, ha—"

Ding Si's long, difficult sentence collapsed halfway, and she began to pant heavily.

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

Holy crap, there's a thief!

"Ding Si, are you Korean? You even steal long, difficult sentences?"

Where's Uncle Yang, Uncle Yan, let's build a safe Xiling, catch Ding Si and throw her in first!

Facing the questioning, Ding Si just bent over and panted heavily, while looking at Lin Li with some admiration:

"Lin Li, how do you say those sentences usually, how long is your breath exactly?"

"This is talent, Ding Si, you can steal punctuation marks, but what about talent?"

Lin Li laughed out loud.

Although the scene was a bit wrong, he finally managed to say this sentence.

This is the line that the cheating version of me should have!

Awesome.

"Oh, forget about these things, anyway, I just can't bear to part with you, keep walking, keep walking."

After calming down, Ding Si continued to push Lin Li forward, passing her own door without entering.

"Just say you want to eat gossip." Lin Li scolded with a smile.

"Eh—pfft—haha—"

Ding Si suddenly started laughing without any warning, and it gradually became more wanton, completely unable to stop.

As the laughter intensified, she couldn't support herself standing, so she could only squat on the ground, covering her mouth and trying to suppress the laughter, her body trembling uncontrollably.

"?"

This sudden laughter made Lin Li feel a bit like Louis XVI, full of confusion.

Lin Li stepped forward, kicked the shoe of the squatting Ding Si with his own, and asked in surprise: "No, Ding Zi, what kind of madness are you having?"

"I, I—"

Because she was still laughing non-stop, Ding Si's words were intermittent every time she spoke.

Lin Li wasn't in a hurry, letting Ding Si finish laughing.

Finally, Ding Si, who had calmed down a little, said with difficulty:

"Yingbao must still be in the car on her way home, based on my understanding of her, I dare say she's scared to death right now, any little disturbance will stimulate her.

Then I suddenly thought of a scene, which is that the two of us change to couple avatars right now and send a message to Yingbao at the same time saying 'Yingbao, Lin Li (Si) and I are together,' as soon as I think of the reaction and expression Yingbao might have after seeing it, I just can't help but hahaha—"

The laughter that had finally subsided came back again after Ding Si repeated it, and it was even more violent.

Lin Li, after hearing this: "(；o_o)?"

Holy crap, there's a cow.

Lin Li suddenly felt that he had no right to be scolded as a beast by Ding Si, he really didn't have the qualifications, he couldn't afford it.

She dared to describe this scene, he didn't even dare to think about it.

A young girl's heart is always a poem; Chen Yuying is reading a poem, and suddenly sees such a message appear on her phone.

Damn.

Lin Li had already imagined the expression.

—Yingbao, use the Fire Punch on me.

Lin Li had a premonition that on the day Ding Si died, when the sound in her ears completely vanished and she opened her eyes again, she would see Satan marching toward her, saluting, and then solemnly saying:

"Ahhhhh, Princess, you have finally returned to your loyal hell, I am the new recruit Satan, you can call me Little Dan, I have brought all the demons to see you and accept your inspection!"

Reasonable.

"I'm damn—" The breath Lin Li exhaled while sighing was also filled with laughter, he extended his index finger and kept pointing at Ding Si: "Haji Ding, if you can come up with this move, your family really needs to hire Yao Ming."

"I don't know why either, anyway, this thought suddenly popped up, it's all because I've gotten familiar with you and Bai Bufan, I'm guilty." Ding Si finally stood up again and said with a smile.

"You can blame me for this too."

Lin Li, while shifting the blame, took out his phone with a smile and looked at Ding Si.

And Ding Si also narrowed her eyes.

In the car home.

Chen Yuying curled up in the backseat, wrapping half her face with the high collar of her sweater; her pleated skirt was piled up in the middle of her thighs due to her sitting posture, revealing the snow-white skin above the sock line with a faint red mark pressed into it.

If Lin Li's soul in heaven saw this, he would definitely go up and lick it.

If Lin Li's father's soul in heaven saw this, he would definitely start using underworld money to exchange for merit to save up for a bride price.

Even though a long time had passed, the girl still felt her cheeks burning.

—At least she felt a long, long time had passed; Chen Yuying felt for the first time that the journey from Ding Si's house to her own house was actually this long.

Pressing her forehead against the cold car window, the white mist she exhaled blurred the night view outside; the light from the streetlights swept across the car window, illuminating the girl's face, which was trying to pretend to be nonchalant, in a flickering way.

Only at this moment did Chen Yuying discover that her right hand, which was pressed against the car door, had been constantly tracing the English letter 'L' on the leather.

One after another, one by one.

Like an electric shock, her right hand was retracted to her lips; Chen Yuying gently pursed her lips, biting her index finger that seemed to be burning.

The scene from just now flashed through her mind again.

Why did her brain heat up and she suddenly hugged him...

It must be because of the alcohol she drank in the afternoon, sure enough, drinking alcohol leads to trouble...

What on earth did she do, can time flow backward...

If, if only time could flow backward.

Chen Yuying closed her eyes, thinking this.

Because that way, she could hug him one more time.

When her phone, which had almost all message notifications turned off, vibrated, Chen Yuying knew that Lin Li had sent her a message.

Calculating the time, Lin Li shouldn't be home yet.

What did he send her.

A bit nervous, and a bit expectant, Chen Yuying lowered her head and opened her phone.

"He: 99%."

Chen Yuying's note for Lin Li had long been changed from Lin Li (Hateful Version) to just one word: He.

In the world of first and second-person chat, he is special.

And Lin Li only sent her this one message just now, very short.

Her teeth scraped her lower lip, and Chen Yuying gave a light 'tch.'

Such an obvious trap, she wouldn't ask him why it was only 99%, humph.

"You poked 'He's' butt and asked if this melon is ripe."

That would be fine.

Chen Yuying smiled, closed her eyes again, and leaned against the window.

"I also like cars that sway, steady ones are indeed a bit boring."

"Why was your hand on your head, what kind of coolness are you pretending to be, idiot."

The girl's complex thoughts rolled in her chest; that little deer was bumping around everywhere, knocking over the bowl full of honey.

But there was actually more than just Chen Yuying with thoughts on the car.

Warm reminder: There were only two people in the car.

—Driver: qaq.

Holy crap! Why did I turn my head when I picked them up just now, damn it!!

Who installed this damn rearview mirror in my car? I didn't dare look for even a second.

If I'm a driver, I should just watch the road, why am I looking at other unnecessary things, am I sick, damn it!!

Boss Chen, I might... have to let you down...

"So what did you send just now?" Ding Si asked curiously.

"Don't violate my," Lin Li chuckled upon hearing this, "privacy."

"Who taught you to break a sentence like that," Ding Si raised a middle finger and said 'tch': "If you don't want to say it, don't, I'll ask Yingbao another day."

Neither of them had any intention of putting that hellish idea into practice.

Although Chen Yuying would definitely realize it was a joke, it was a bit too much; given Chen Yuying's personality, although she definitely wouldn't show it, she might be unhappy inside.

When joking, one still has to consider the victim's feelings, there's no need to verify this 'might.'

Of course, to emphasize, what needs to be considered is the victim; as for the victim-dog, there's no need to consider it, if it dares to be unhappy, it can go die (stressed).

Wouldn't you say so, Bufan.

"And Squad Leader—" Then Lin Li, who was lying on his side with his hands supporting his cheeks, shrugged, intending to say something Chen Yuying didn't seem to realize.

However, because he didn't want to hurt Ding Sihan's heart, Lin Li paused here, first glanced at Ding Sihan, who was playing with two dogs in the distance, then continued with a voice that shouldn't be heard from her side:

"You let me look at your chin, but is there a possibility, Squad Leader, that when you stand straight and look down, I can't see your chin at all."

Without Chen Yuying bending over, Lin Li could look at her while lying down, and could also see her nose.

But, further down, Lin Li could only see the milky white sweater, let alone the chin, he couldn't even see the mouth.

Isn't this making things difficult for people?

Chen Yuying: "..."

Eh?

"Pervert!"

With rosy cheeks, when she suddenly realized why this was the case, Chen Yuying hugged her chest, shouted, and immediately sat on the picnic mat, glaring at Lin Li angrily.

Some passersby heard the sound and looked over, but after finding it was just the flirting of eighteen-year-olds, they smiled, sighed that youth is good, and focused on their own things.

Lin Li rubbed his kidney, Chen Yuying also learned this move, but the kick was too light, not even enough to make him shout "my kidney."

Lin Li really felt innocent this time.

This time it was an objective evaluation without any personal emotion.

"Pervert? What did you do again? Tell me in detail?" And Ding Sihan, who heard this, came back to eat the melon.

Wangcai and Laifu, who came back after picking up the branches: We seem to be two dogs tat.

"Don't ask about this." Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan with kindness and care, his voice even rarely gentle.

Ding Sihan: "?"

What kind of ghost emotion is this.

Being looked at by Lin Li with this look, she got goosebumps, but it also strengthened Ding Sihan's desire to know the truth, so she turned to pester Chen Yuying.

Three minutes later.

"My kidney!!!"

Lin Li, who was satisfied and almost asleep, woke up screaming.

"Ding Sihan! Can you kick the other kidney! Why only kick this one!! Don't you know how to share the rain and dew?" Lin Li was angry.

"Fine, satisfy you!! You flat-chested bastard!"

Ding Sihan gritted her teeth and switched to the other side. She also has them, okay? You, Lin Li, a guy who doesn't have any, what are you being arrogant about!!

"I didn't mean for you to kick again! Next time, it's next time!"

"There's a next time?!"

"I didn't mean there's a next time either, definitely... uh, forget it, definitely there's a next time." Lin Li, who was excited, said calmly and firmly at the end.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"I don't want to lie to you, Ding Zi, can you look at my sincerity—"

"Sincerity? I'll let you open your stomach and break your belly!"

"My other kidney!!"

"Ding Sihan, still kicking? I'm angry, I tell you, I still had two bubbles when I put the screen protector on my phone, but you—"

Ding Sihan: "?"

There is a monologue in "Let Me Stay By Your Side": In your life, have you ever fought for someone?

Ding Sihan would have said no before, but now she would say yes.

Ding Sihan decided to fight for Lin Li.

Of course, it's his life she's fighting for.

Crime scene.

Lin Li, who was resurrected while curled up on the ground, took out his phone with difficulty—

"Will the kidney be kicked broken, what is the impact".

"Is roast kidney delicious".

"Are girls sixteen or seventeen years old completely hopeless if they stop developing".