Chapter 318: Why did the female classmate scream late at night, all of this

A driving school coach is a driving school coach; he still has a sense of safety, knowing to wait for the car to stop steadily before jumping out.

He doesn't harm others or himself, much better than those idiots who grab the steering wheel if the driver doesn't let them out.

"Just kidding, Coach, it's actually Happy Beans. If I really had forty million in cash, how could I still ride a bike to driving school? I would definitely have taken a taxi." Lin Li said happily.

"Oh oh, child, what a pity, what a pity." Yu Jianan got up upon hearing this and let out a long breath like Homelander.

He almost let this child live a good life.

It wasn't that Yu Jianan was targeting Lin Li; he just equally envied, was jealous of, and hated every super-rich person.

Below oneself, classes should be distinct; above oneself, all living beings should be equal!

Lin Li sighed: "Sigh, my dream now is to drive a famous car, live in a luxury house, and possess countless money, just like my mother……"

Yu Jianan, who had just gotten back into the car: "┌(。Д。)┐!"

"Lin Li…… your mother is a billionaire? Does she really have forty million?" Yu Jianan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked.

"That's not it, my mother has the same dream." Lin Li explained calmly.

Yu Jianan, who was preparing to jump out of the car for the second time: "……?"

So it was "like your mother" in that sense?

That was very much like her.

Yu Jianan had already surrendered to Lin Li's train of thought. In terms of being abstract, he could only bow down and shake his head in admiration, saying:

"Lin Li, let's continue practicing driving. No matter where you accumulated this driving experience, it seems you really don't need to be taught. How about we just go straight to the training ground and simulate Subject Two?"

"Sure." Lin Li had no objections, and his expression became a bit more serious.

……

"Test passed, please go to the center to print your transcript." The speaker at the end of the road played this electronic sound.

"Impressive, you passed on the third try." Yu Jianan clapped his hands and sighed.

Lin Li hadn't passed the first two times.

After all, Lin Li's actual offline driving experience was only that one time in the doomsday world, and that car was different from the ones in reality.

Moreover, the test and actual use were not the same thing; the required standards, norms, and details would cause you to lose points if you weren't careful.

The first two times, the problem was that his control of the distance between the car body and the edge line wasn't in place. This time, Lin Li didn't get a perfect score either—he turned on the turn signal for two seconds before turning, losing ten points.

The test requires at least three seconds, but when driving in reality, it's very likely that by the time you react to the turn signal of the car in front, it has already finished turning.

It's all about speed.

However, it wasn't a big problem. The mecha synchronization index made Lin Li more and more handy at driving. He was confident that if he practiced one or two more times and remembered the details, he would be able to get a perfect score just like Subject One.

"Average, basic operation." Lin Li said arrogantly with a humble face.

"I earned this tuition fee too easily; I feel embarrassed to take the money." Yu Jianan scratched his head and smiled.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li took out his phone, displayed the payment code, and looked at Yu Jianan.

He didn't say anything, but at this moment, silence was better than sound.

Yu Jianan: "……"

"Haha, having said that, Lin Li, if you take out your phone during the test, you'll lose 100 points directly. You must, must pay attention to this and don't lose points because of it."

Yu Jianan blinked, pressed down Lin Li's phone, and reminded him seriously.

"Then you'll continue practicing driving by yourself for the rest of the time?" Yu Jianan asked.

"Sure."

Yu Jianan then added:

"Lin Li, even if you know how to do it later, you still have to clock in these actual driving hours. If you don't want to drive, just park on the side of the road and do your own thing in the driver's seat, play on your phone or whatever, as long as you scan your face every thirteen minutes."

"If anything happens, I'll contact you immediately."

"Good." Lin Li nodded.

These actual driving hours could only be clocked for four hours a day. Even if he was fully proficient today and could pass steadily, he would still have to find time to clock them in next week, which was quite troublesome.

However, rules are rules, and they weren't set today, so he just had to clock them in honestly.

After clocking in all the allowed hours for today in the morning, in the afternoon, besides taking a nap, Lin Li continued his other cultivation-level practices.

After dinner, he headed to school.

"According to unofficial history, Zhou Yu was actually a little loli. She had a crush on Zhuge Liang, and when she lost both the lady and the soldiers, it was purely her acting spoiled, jealous that the lady who accompanied Zhuge Liang wasn't her."

"Zhuge Liang actually liked Zhou Yu very much too. He really cried when Zhou Yu died. As for why, heh, let me tell you this: in the Three Kingdoms, anyone with a bit of insight would sigh when they saw Zhou Yu, saying 'the word Gongjin'."

"This is the biggest reason."

Bai Bufan's voice arrived late but arrived nonetheless.

"Damn, is Zhou Yu's word 'Gong' really that tight? Then Zhuge Liang must have been very satisfied."

"I envy Zhuge Liang."

"I envy Zhou Yu."

Lin Li walked into the classroom and naturally looked at Chen Yuying's seat.

It was blocked by Qu Wanqiu.

She was holding a phone, playing while leaning on Chen Yuying's desk, chatting with Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan.

"So arrogant?" Lin Li stepped forward and patted Ding Sihan.

Qu Wanqiu should be glad she's a girl.

If it were Bai Bufan or other boys posing like that in front of Lin Li, they would already be covering their assholes and being trampled by Lin Li.

"I have to hand it in in a while, what's so arrogant? I want to cherish the last moments." Qu Wanqiu didn't even look back, just pulled in her butt and replied.

"How much battery is left?" Lin Li asked.

"Hmm? 72%, why ask this?" Qu Wanqiu turned her head this time, looked at her phone, answered, and asked with confusion.

"When you hand it to Xue Jian, charge it to 95%. It's good for the phone." Lin Li suggested seriously.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan looked up.

"Why? Is there any particular reason?" Qu Wanqiu asked curiously.

"According to the latest research in the "East Asian Journal of Applied Physics", mobile phone batteries are in a 'sub-stable golden state' at 95%—lithium ions are arranged in an icosahedral lattice."

"This structure can effectively reduce entropy increase loss during electron migration. Modern circuit boards use a bidirectional voltage balance design, and the state of the positive and negative electrodes is most stable at 95% battery. Turning off and storing at this battery level can at least double the lifespan compared to other levels."

"Qu Wanqiu, you wouldn't want your machine to need a new one soon, would you."

In Lin Li's calm voice, there was a contempt of showing off knowledge.

"Ah?" Qu Wanqiu didn't understand at all, but felt it sounded very impressive, so she nodded blankly: "Is it true? Then I'll go charge it now. I'll probably have to hand it in soon. Damn Apple charging is slow."

"Of course it's fake. I'm just spouting nonsense to fool a fool. I just happen to like the number 95% recently." Lin Li smiled instantly upon hearing this and shrugged to clarify.

Qu Wanqiu: "(；o_o)?"

"Go to hell, Lin Li!!"

Because they were in the aisle, it wasn't convenient for Qu Wanqiu to fly up and kick Lin Li, so she lowered her head and aimed fiercely at Lin Li's shoe and stepped on it.

Eh?

"Yuying, why are you also stepping on Lin Li?"

Looking at the scene in front of her, noticing that the little leg reaching out from under the desk had the same goal as her own, Qu Wanqiu asked curiously.

Chen Yuying: "……"

Chen Yuying blinked.

How was this discovered too.

"H-help you step on him……"

Chen Yuying was never good at lying. Her face, which had been a bit red since Lin Li proposed the number 95, was now even redder. Her answer looked very guilty to anyone with eyes, and she didn't even dare to look up.

——Afraid of making eye contact with Qu Wanqiu, and also afraid of seeing Lin Li's teasing smile now.

"Yingbao is the best~"

But the silly Qu Wanqiu didn't see it, and upon hearing this, she just moved close to Chen Yuying in a touching way.

Lin Li felt it was human nature; there was nothing to be embarrassed about being deceived by Chen Yuying. Of course, she couldn't deceive him at all—if Chen Yuying wasn't convinced, she could try to deceive him and see how much backbone he had.

If the provocation failed, Lin Li was a C language expert and wouldn't mind destroying this world.

Backbone, man.

And Ding Sihan, who saw through everything, finally couldn't hold it in after hearing such a conversation, turned her face to the other side, and covered her mouth to hold back laughter.

"But since you brought your phone, you're staying at school this week, right." Lin Li asked.

Although today is Sunday, for boarding students, Sunday night is the beginning of a new week.

"Speaking of this, I'm angry. Why are the photos taken at the park so good-looking? Damn it, I shouldn't have been absent," Qu Wanqiu sighed with annoyance. "This week I even specially brought a set of casual clothes waiting to wear on the weekend."

Then Qu Wanqiu sighed with distress again: "Why can't I wear the effect of the model with the clothes I bought?"

"It's okay, the model can't wear your effect either. Don't worry, little pigtails, you are unique." Lin Li comforted.

Qu Wanqiu: "……"

I always feel this comfort is strange.

Better to kill the wrong one than to let one go; she stepped on Lin Li's shoe first as a sign of respect.

Shoe: No one speaks for me? Are dark-colored shoes really without shoe rights?

Originally, Lin Li still wanted to listen to what the three of them were chatting about, but he was driven away.

Lin Li walked towards his seat.

"Lin Li, I recommend a Japanese light novel to you."

Bai Bufan, who was chatting with Wang Ze and the others about how 'Jin' Zhou Yu's word 'Gong' really was and whether it could drink water like a dragon, did an air basketball move after seeing Lin Li walk over, and raised an eyebrow.

"Speak." Lin Li indicated for Bai Bufan to spit it out while putting down his schoolbag.

"《The Childhood Sweetheart Who Returned from Studying in the United States, Her Bed-Calling Sound Changed to Oh Yes》, a pure love romance daily novel, good stuff, strongly recommended." Bai Bufan reported the book title.

Lin Li: "【o｀Дo】?"

"Where is your pure love password coin!!" Lin Li laughed and scolded. "Can't you tell from this damn book title that it's not pure love at all?"

"Damn, such a hidden trap was discovered by you." Bai Bufan was somewhat annoyed.

"Staying this week?" Lin Li asked.

"Staying, don't worry." Bai Bufan raised an eyebrow at Lin Li, snapped his fingers, and then shook his head and sighed: "However, it's not that I'm saying it, why do these parents change their faces faster than anyone else."

"When I didn't go home for a month, they chatted and called me, all saying they missed me and wanted me to go home quickly. My mom even said she missed me so much she cried."

"As a result, when I really went home, they weren't happy again. I had only been lying on the bed for an hour when my mom pushed the door open and said angrily, 'Bai Bufan, how long have you been home and you only know how to lie on the bed and play with your phone', and then called my dad to beat me."

"They beat you just like that?" Lin Li was surprised; Bai's mother didn't seem like such a rough person.

"Uh…… not entirely." Bai Bufan scratched his head, his voice a little weaker: "I talked back a little bit."

"How little?" It made sense, Lin Li chuckled and asked.

"I replied, 'Didn't you say I was a gift for topping up the phone bill? Then if I don't hold my phone every day, who should I hold? There's a phone card in the phone, it's my real relative, only it can give me the taste of home, Auntie, you've crossed the line'."

Bai Bufan said guiltily.

Lin Li gave Bai Bufan a thumbs up, two of them.

Have you already changed your address to Auntie.

Then Lin Li thought "Bai Bufan" could be ranked with "Wang De", "Zhou Jun", "Mall Sniper Brother", and "Hu La Tang", and called the National Server Flash.

It can only be said that Bai Bufan is very similar to him; every beating he gets at home is justifiable.

Lin Li remembered this sentence; he would use it on Wu Min if he had the chance.

"Then what about 'calling your dad to beat you'? Still calling him Dad? Should change it to Uncle." Lin Li said with a smile.

"Your mother," Bai Bufan scolded with a smile, then patted his chest: "So don't worry, I need some time to reset my family affection. I have no home to return to this week, staying at school! Going out to play!"

"OK."

Lin Li nodded, then reached out: "Did you write the test paper Xue Jian assigned? Let me copy it."

Lin Li really didn't touch his homework at all on the weekend.

And for things like math, repeatedly doing simple problems is indeed just a waste of time. At worst, he would take the time to look at the difficult problems on this test paper.

"You copy me? Reversing the heavens." Bai Bufan was surprised.

"Why, only you are allowed to be 1, not me?"

"I wrote it randomly." Bai Bufan didn't care either, took the test paper out of the drawer, and handed it to Lin Li.

"No problem."

This is the bond and trust between boys.

Besides, the midterm exam had just finished, and Xue Jian still had to grade the midterm papers. This test paper would at most be collected and looked at, and would definitely not be graded.

Because Lin Li arrived late, it wasn't long before the bell for evening self-study rang, the boys in the back row scattered like birds and beasts, but Xue Jian hadn't come yet.

"Take a nap." Bai Bufan decided to take a nap.

A peaceful evening self-study.

Until a scream.

"Ah——!!"

Bai Bufan woke up in shock. Everyone in the class looked at the front row of the door. The one who made this sound was the female classmate Luo Meng. She was now holding a book and constantly slapping in front of her.

"Moth!!" Before everyone could ask, Luo Meng shouted the reason again.

Everyone looked closely, and indeed there was a moth flying to the top of the classroom following Luo Meng's movements. It was quite big; you could even hear the sound of it flapping its wings.

Some people laughed softly, some continued their own business, and more students chose to stare at this moth.

No one was mocking or blaming Luo Meng. In fact, this kind of thing is a very common 'accident' in high school.

Especially in the summer when the air conditioning wasn't on and only the fan was on.

There are many insects in the summer, and it's easy to attract them into the classroom. Once the fan is on, almost every day many insects are slapped or fanned down.

You are seriously doing your homework, and suddenly an insect is slapped onto your desk or in front of your eyes. It is normal for people who are afraid of insects to be scared.

Even boys, many will suddenly let out a "Damn".

It's actually quite interesting to have such a sound suddenly during a quiet evening self-study.

When Lin Li and Bai Bufan encounter this situation, after a soft "Damn", they usually choose to use a transparent pen cap to catch these small flying insects, and then buckle them on the pen to start teasing—until it dies in the air.

To be honest, if it weren't for these insects, Lin Li felt that before obtaining the system, his grades could have improved by another 1%.

Now, the student by the window opened the window, trying to let this big moth fly out, but it flew too high. After being frightened, it began to fly around the classroom.

Now those who were afraid of insects were even more afraid, one by one holding books or using their deskmates as shields, fearing that it would come down to their side.

Deskmate: I'm having a bad day.

Wang Ze shook his head; these guys didn't know how to deal with moths at all.

Are they brainless? At this time, you need to use the power of knowledge.

Holding a textbook that had been rolled into a cylinder, Wang Ze stood up and stared at the moth's trajectory, waiting for the moment it approached, to let it feel the power of knowledge.

According to the "Analects", the meaning of "The Master did not talk about strange powers, chaos, and gods" is that Confucius was too lazy to talk and used strange powers to beat people until they were confused.

Remember, according to the "House of Confucius", Confucius was from Shandong and was 1.97 meters tall.

Such a guy traveled around with three thousand strong disciples to give lectures. Wang Ze felt that if he were a city guard, he would also have to treat him with courtesy and say that Confucianism is good, Confucianism is wonderful.

Dare to say it's not good? What if Confucius says "Are kings and nobles born with high status?" at that time.

"Wang Ze, let go of that moth, let me do it!"

Lin Li's shout made everyone in the class look at him again, including Chen Yuying, who was not very afraid of insects and had already lost interest and started doing problems.

Lin Li was already standing at his seat, holding a pen, like catching a badminton, his left hand slightly raised, his right hand holding the pen behind his ear, his eyes locked on the moving moth.

This moth was his target——

【Demon raid, disturbing fellow disciples at night, as the one with the furthest cultivation in the sect, you should step out to protect!】

【Task triggered!】

【Task 5: Eradicate this Nine Nether Scale Butterfly as soon as possible, so that no more disciples will be hurt by it.】

【Reward: Physical improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 200%; System currency*100.】

"What are you doing, throwing it from ten meters away?" After being shouted at, Wang Ze put down his raised hand, but after seeing Lin Li's action, he asked in surprise.

"Are you kidding? Don't hit my head."

Lin Li was very gratified. Before showing off, there should be a passerby like Wang Ze to step on his head.

Thank you, brainless villain.

"Just watch!"

【Imitation】 can still be used once, specify the skill, the 【Darts】 seen at the pet park on the weekend, learn!

【Imitation successful, imitation ratio "150%"】

【Power accumulation】, open! 【Ear Divine Ability】, open! 【Wind Control】, open! 【Soul of Close Combat】, open!

When Lin Li narrowed his eyes, Wang Ze shrank his head and blocked his head with the textbook—this guy is really going to throw it!

When Lin Li's right shoulder sank, his right hand pushed forward fiercely, Bai Bufan heard the clothes hunting, and the morning light neutral pen turned into a silver line and broke through the air.

"Whoosh——"

Under the gaze of everyone, they saw the neutral pen really hit the flying moth, the momentum remained, and with a "thud", it pierced into the wall above the blackboard on the front wall, and the pen barrel was still trembling slightly.

The classroom, which had been somewhat rustling because of this moth, became as silent as Xue Jian peeking in the corridor.

Lin Li chose to break this silence. He gathered his hands into a semi-arc and placed them on his ears, facing the classroom, and then shouted like a dog:

"Louder with the doubts, I, can! not! hear! you!!"

"……"

Lin Li's voice made the boys come back to their senses. In an instant, the classroom began to be noisy, and everyone's shock began to be expressed.

"Damn! Awesome!! Can you even hit a moving target? And you even hit the wall?"

"So handsome, damn! This guy showed off again!"

"Dad! Please! Teach me! I really want to learn this!"

"Where is the discipline committee member, manage it, is it still possible to study if it's so noisy!" The person who said this was surnamed Wang, with the single name Ze.

——Jealousy made Wang Ze's quality separate, choosing to be a traitor.

"Shh——Evening self-study, we are in evening self-study, quiet, basic operation, no need to be so surprised." Lin Li waved his hand, his words humble.

However, the corners of his mouth had already hooked into a Nike.

Because it was evening self-study, Wang Ze also successfully summoned the discipline committee member, so the boys suppressed their excitement, only exchanged eyes, and talked after class.

"Handsome, Lin Li." After Lin Li sat down, Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.

"Average, just need hands." Lin Li continued to show off.

Bai Bufan shook his head with a smile, deciding not to lick Lin Li's smelly feet.

Not sleepy after being teased by such an episode, Bai Bufan decided to start doing homework.

As everyone knows.

Doing homework.

Needs homework, and also needs a pen.

OK, Bai Bufan took out his homework, OK, Bai Bufan took out…… eh, damn, where is my pen.

"……"

"……"

Bai Bufan looked up.

Hiss——seems a bit familiar.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 319 =====