Chapter 332: Oi, little ghost, feels a bit spicy

Having created such an evil creature as Lin Li, Bai Bufan felt that God must be an evil god.

One look at Ding Zhen, and he felt Jesus needed Ding Zhen to suppress the master.

"You b*stard, Lin Li, when it comes to not acting like a human, the only ones in this world who can see your back are Xier and his West Seas."

Bai Bufan imagined the skin-removal scene and couldn't help but laugh and scold.

"Xier? Not enough." Hearing this, Lin Li looked contemptuous, stretched out his index finger, and waved it left and right: "Bufan, if you say that, you're definitely wrong. You have to know one piece of knowledge: any French soldier is four times more cruel than Xier's generals."

"Oh? How so?" Bai Bufan was thirsty for knowledge.

"Xier's salute is one hand extended at 45 degrees, while the French military salute is two hands extended at 90 degrees. Isn't this a simple math problem? Four Nazis can't compare to one Frenchman. The difference is clear."

Lin Li shrugged.

As a high-achiever with 150 in math, he solved it at a glance.

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

Eh?

"Holy sh*t, that's true! Are French soldiers that strong? Then their record in World War II must have been brilliant, right?" Bai Bufan felt respect, raised a French military salute, and started jumping around.

This \0/ action made Lin Li laugh. By this calculation, Sun believers were not only the same as French soldiers, but could jump even better, and it was universal. They were even more powerful.

Had to be loyal.

The two of them were at the entrance of the stall, gossiping divergently. Any single sentence, if leaked to the United Nations as an agenda item, would be to the extent of being repeatedly executed.

When the three girls came out after browsing the shop, Lin Li asked: "Go buy something to eat?"

The five-person plan didn't intend to have a formal lunch today. There was plenty of food to eat in the market during the day, and a batch of night market snack carts would arrive in the evening, so today was just about strolling and eating.

The time was approaching noon. Early risers like Lin Li had basically digested everything, and late risers like Bufan hadn't eaten anything at all.

"Sure." So the girls nodded.

"I want to eat that teppanyaki giant squid."

Bai Bufan pointed to a stall not far away with white smoke rising and said.

"Then let's go. If you want to eat, everyone will definitely accompany you."

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with doting eyes—the episode where he doted on him the most.

It was definitely not because Lin Li also wanted to eat.

"A few of you, take a look, what would you like to order?"

Business was pretty good. The stall owner and his apprentice or employee were both grilling. Noticing the five approaching, the stall owner took a moment to look up and ask before lowering his head to continue working.

"You three, one each, or how should we do it?" Lin Li turned back to ask the girls.

Ding Sihan looked at the products and the price list for a while, chatted with Qu Wanqiu and Chen Yuying, and waved her hand:

"No need, the three of us will share one portion of squid, and then order a portion of tofu and shrimp paste. If you two want to eat too, just take a spoon and a skewer later, and we'll all eat together."

"Fine." Knowing they weren't trying to save money but just saving stomach space for other things, Lin Li didn't try to persuade them and turned to repeat to the stall owner:

"Boss, three portions of squid, one portion of teppanyaki tofu and teppanyaki shrimp paste. And for one of the squid portions, after you grill it, can you use a spatula to cut it into small pieces and put it in a box for us?"

"Of course no problem. It's 65 in total. Just tell me when you've paid."

Market prices were on the expensive side, but acceptable.

When the previous batch of customers' items were finished, the stall owner cleaned the teppanyaki plate, poured on the base sauce, and looked up to ask:

"A few of you, any dietary restrictions? Like green onions, cilantro, and onions? And do you want it spicy?"

"We all eat green onions and cilantro. One squid shouldn't be spicy, ask them about the others."

They had eaten many meals together before, and the dietary restrictions were long known, so Bai Bufan answered immediately.

Bai Bufan couldn't eat much spicy food.

The classic theory he had told Lin Li before was that persuading people to eat spicy food was the same as persuading people to be gay—no matter if they liked it or not after trying, their butts would hurt the next day.

"Loser." So Lin Li didn't persuade him, just expressed disdain.

"Boss, he's not a loser. His needs to be 'pervert spicy.' Remember, it must be pervert-level. If it's not pervert enough, he won't eat it, heh." Bai Bufan, who had been scolded, didn't refute, but said calmly to the stall owner.

From the perspective of status, pervert-spicy also matched Lin Li, this pervert.

So Chen Yuying nodded slightly in the back, considering it approval.

"The others should all be mild spicy." Ding Sihan said.

Bai Bufan wasn't entirely unable to eat spicy food, so even though it was mild spicy, he could still eat it if he wanted to later.

"Alright!"

Getting the information, the squid was placed on the teppanyaki plate, instantly making a *zi-la zi-la* oil-popping sound, and bursts of white smoke drifted away.

"However, young man, do you really want that pervert-spicy? My spicy sauce is a secret recipe, and the upper limit is very high. I have to tell you first, don't come back later saying you can't take it."

The stall owner asked Lin Li, feeling it was necessary to emphasize it.

"Ah? Is that so? Then I'll just have medium spicy. Pervert-level isn't necessary." Lin Li chickened out quickly.

Are you kidding? Being able to eat spicy food and being able to eat pervert-spicy were two different things. Since the stall owner said so, it was even more impossible to eat.

"Fine." The boss nodded and divided the items into three portions, grilling them separately.

"Teppanyaki enoki mushrooms also seem very fragrant. Do you guys eat them?" Ding Sihan looked at what another apprentice was grilling and spoke again.

Ding Sihan had always been like this, wanting to eat everything, wanting to order everything, but in the end, most of what she ordered went into other people's stomachs.

But going out with this kind of friend was very reassuring. Just ask her what to eat, and it's done. It's rare to step on a mine, and if you do, you just scold her bloody.

"Forget the enoki mushrooms."

Dead memories began to attack him, and Lin Li waved his hands repeatedly.

"Haha, loser, you don't dare to eat this." Bai Bufan finally found a chance to counterattack and mocked.

Lin Li took out his phone, copied, and sent.

Bai Bufan glanced at the phone, his face instantly turned pale, and he waved his hands: "Holy sh*t, Lin Li, you're still keeping this b*stard message? I deleted it myself after copying and sending it to you. F*ck, I'm not eating either."

Brain, give me something else to think about right now, don't you dare imagine it!

Ding Sihan: "?"

"What is it?" Ding Sihan was curious.

Bai Bufan blinked. This wasn't appropriate, right?

He looked at Lin Li.

"Ding Sihan."

"Eh."

"Chiumi~ ciallo～(∠▽ ===== CHAPTER 333 =====