Chapter 334: In terms of naming, the two have always had things

Not buddy?

At this very moment, the progress of "Fire" was indeed advancing. Although the speed was slow, it was much faster than when the cigarette butt burned himself.

So... Lin Li had to conclude: Fire element, and the non-normal type of body tempering like Gold's "not pocketing lost items," is eating spicy food?

Feeling the burning spicy sensation still coming from his throat, don't say it, you really shouldn't say it, it was quite "fire."

Facing this surging burning fire, Lin Li, who had once been scolded as a Korean by funeral home staff, couldn't help but have his Korean soul possessed, and shouted out:

"Ah shiba! Shiba lama!"

Damn it, a mission is a mission, but the spice is also really spicy.

Why is the heavy spicy of this stall the same as pervert-spicy? F*ck.

"Kid, stop eating, throw it away, I'll make you another one." Seeing Lin Li speaking foreign languages from the spice, the stall owner said immediately.

"... Actually," but after noticing this change in the mission, Lin Li, who had indeed not intended to eat anymore, sighed *si-ha si-ha* in his heart, looked up at the stall owner:

"Boss, no need, I'm okay again. This is just like this, and if I don't eat it, I can only throw it away. How wasteful."

For the sake of the mission, even if it's *aoli-gei*... your mother, *aoli-gei* is not okay. If the system dares to let him eat stone, Lin Li will give up the mission.

But it was just eating spicy food, so after Lin Li finished speaking, he took a fierce third big bite.

What comforted him was that the progress of "Fire" accelerated immediately at this moment, with timely positive feedback.

But the feedback in his mouth was also more timely.

Stall owner: "..."

Is it really not spicy?

Then what do you mean by drinking three sips of water for every bite of squid? Are you born to love drinking water?

"Is it really not spicy?" Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu held their stomachs and said the stall owner's inner thoughts.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up: "Mm-ah!! Not spicy!"

"Not spicy is fine. However, Lin Li, actually there's a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time. What lipstick shade are you using today? I quite like this color, I'll buy one too." Ding Sihan really wanted to laugh, so she asked with malicious intent.

"Who the f*ck is wearing lipstick? This is frozen out by the cold weather, you idiot." Lin Li *si-ha si-ha*ed, but didn't forget to be disdainful.

Ding Sihan covered her face and chuckled.

"Lin Li, don't try to be brave. If it's really too spicy, just throw it away. It doesn't matter, this kind of waste isn't shameful~"

Chen Yuying stepped forward and patted Lin Li on the back. Seeing his facial features wrinkled together, she also carried a smile, but tried her best to hold it back, and said warmly.

"Don't worry, monitor, actually I can eat spicy food very well. When I was a child, my mom bought the wrong milk powder, bought chili powder, and mixed it with water for me to drink for three years."

"Just now I wasn't prepared, now I feel it coming up, I feel like I can eat a hundred sticks. Now I think, this heavy spicy gives me the feeling of Cantonese clear-broth hot pot, slowly soaking, slowly soaking, understand? I'm already considering whether to eat pervert-spicy."

Thanks to the airplane sent by Lin Li's stubbornness.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but under the condition of stubbornness, Lin Li felt that the progress increased faster.

Chen Yuying blinked upon hearing this. Auntie was too careless.

"Lin Li, I support you not wasting, but if you use a paper bag to wipe off the spicy sauce before eating, it should be much better."

Bai Bufan suggested happily.

"You mean wipe it and then don't go in? To be able to say such things, Bai Bufan, your life is ruined."

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with disdain, and at the same time, as if licking a poisoned dagger, licked a mouthful of spicy sauce as a counterattack.

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

Sometimes, even for Bai Bufan, it was very difficult to understand Lin Li's logic.

If Lin Li were allowed to be a Wallfacer, it would simply be... f*ck, no, if he were a Wallfacer, he would definitely ignore the Trisolarans first and instead use the power of a Wallfacer to torture himself.

Whether the Earth could be saved was unknown, but Bai Bufan felt he definitely wouldn't be saved.

The more he thought, the angrier he got, but Bai Bufan was a Dalmatian after all, and soon had an idea. He glanced at his phone, then stepped forward and asked Chen Yuying: "Monitor, can you give your spot to me?"

"Hmm?"

Chen Yuying was a bit surprised why Bai Bufan suddenly asked this, but before Bai Bufan could answer, she took the initiative to step aside and give up the spot.

To be honest, she shipped them a little.

—Just kidding, if Bai Bufan really wanted to snatch, she would angrily snatch it back.

"What are you doing?"

Lin Li, who was still fighting with the spice, turned his head to look at Bai Bufan in confusion.

Don't let my brother's sweat drip on my back.

Playing *nan-tong* before was considered half-pushed, but today it really wouldn't work. Today his virginity was still useful.

Bai Bufan didn't speak, just moved his position as Lin Li turned, keeping himself behind Lin Li's side.

Lin Li looked at him like he was an idiot.

But when Lin Li's Adam's apple rolled, clearly preparing to swallow, this calm was broken.

"Mamba elbow strike! Little bee elbow strike!" Bai Bufan suddenly used his elbow to strike the middle of Lin Li's back, about the position of the diaphragm.

Lin Li: "?"

"Cough cough!!" Lin Li felt a tightness in his chest, then couldn't help but start coughing.

Everyone, when you choke on something very spicy, this taste...

It's flavorful, no extra salt needed!

Instantly, Lin Li only felt the capsaicin in his mouth running wild, reaching various delicate places that hadn't been ravaged before.

*Wan la* (It's over)!

That's *dame dame* there, it's not allowed, that's still the first time!!

"Holy sh*t! You, I'm not okay, cough cough, I'm not okay cough cough tat!" Lin Li wailed while coughing.

"Heh, it really is true. Elbowing this position while someone is eating can really make them choke. Give this answer a good review." Seeing it worked, Bai Bufan looked at his phone excitedly and praised softly.

As for whether it would choke Lin Li to death, first, Lin Li chewed it thoroughly before swallowing, so it wouldn't block the respiratory tract. Second, if you crossed out one page of Bai Bufan's phone, you could see the next page was the Heimlich maneuver.

—This is called being prepared.

Hearing Bai Bufan's "loud self-talk," Chen, Ding, and Qu were silent first.

Then, in the background sound of Lin Li's coughing, the three lowered their heads, their bodies trembling.

Lin Li might not be human, but Bai Bufan is truly a dog.

This is too cheap...

As for the victim Lin Li, for Bai Bufan's actions, he was really hurt this time—his eye sockets were even moist!

"Holy sh*t, Bai Bufan, you beast, a person like you is like freshly washed clothes, neither folded nor hung, even the hanger is wet!!" Lin Li cursed with red eyes, full of emotion.

"Hee hee, chiumi~ ciallo～(∠▽ ===== CHAPTER 335 =====