Chapter 346: That is just how Class 1-4 is

Just how much malice must one have to carry out such a vicious act?

No wonder Xunzi said that common saying—at the beginning of life, we are but a zygote.

Golden Cicada, Huang Mei has won again this time.

"So, Lin Li, are you still going to stop me and make an enemy of me?" After finishing his sad story, Qin Zeyu issued an ultimatum, his gaze resolute.

As for Bai Bufan, he had already vanished like a dog's shadow.

Damn it, without even needing to use his brain, Bai Bufan knew what Lin Li's answer would be just by thinking with his own calloused skin; if he didn't run now, he wouldn't have another chance.

Seeing that Qin Zeyu was a bit anxious, Lin Li patted his shoulder and smiled, "Don't worry. I said, as long as Bufan's behavior is truly beastly, I will help you deal with him."

"Now, go, go, go, let's head out."

……

In the process of slicing the fish, sashimi was produced.

Perhaps a human life is just the product of a person being sliced.

No wonder good people don't live long; perhaps life is essentially a form of torture, and because good people have done good deeds, it counts as meritorious service to reduce their sentence, so their lives are naturally shorter.

In Bai Bufan's brain, there were countless such philosophical thoughts at this moment.

So, entering the "sage mode" doesn't require one's own post-coital state; when others are in that state, one can enter it too.

Hiss—

"Wrong, wrong, brothers, I was truly wrong. Don't pull my leg hair anymore. Damn, are you even human? How can you come up with such torture? What if you give me folliculitis by pulling them out!! Ah! Damn it! I'm going!"

In the art building, Bai Bufan, restrained by Lin Li, gasped in a way that contributed to global warming, begging for mercy in despair.

What difference is there between adding a Lin Li to a chase game and dynamite fishing?

Lin Li ran like a freak, the sense of oppression maxed out.

That day, Bai Bufan recalled the fear of being dominated by Lin Li.

"Pulling them out one by one is still too slow. I'll go find some tape," Qin Zeyu said, standing up.

"Bufan has some in the bottom drawer of his desk. Go get it. This way, it counts as Bufan giving you an explanation," Lin Li nodded.

"Hey, hey, hey, that's not necessary, that's not necessary," Bai Bufan couldn't hold it together and smiled obsequiously, "Zeyu, I'll pay for the replacement card fee. Give me your phone."

Qin Zeyu looked at Bai Bufan, though he didn't intend to continue the torture, and stated his price directly: "Three meals."

"Get lost, you piece of work. I won't agree to that. Swiping your card was giving you face, and you still want three meals as compensation? Zeyu, go eat shit."

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

—The one who said this was Lin Li, who was locking him up from behind.

"Your mom! Lin Li, don't answer for me! I agree! I agree!"

Lin Li, having failed to stir up trouble, sighed and let go of Bai Bufan.

Finally regaining his freedom, Bai Bufan stretched, rubbed his lower leg which still had some lingering pain, and then took a meal card out of his pocket and handed it to Qin Zeyu.

"What use is it to me now? I've already had a new card issued," Qin Zeyu squinted at Bai Bufan.

—After a new meal card is issued at Nansang Middle School, the old card is automatically deactivated.

"Zeyu, I was actually doing this for your own good. I had a purpose in doing so, but you just couldn't listen to my explanation earlier."

Bai Bufan sighed, his expression somewhat dejected:

"At the time, I was tailing you, and after watching you drop your meal card, I realized this problem: what if a bad woman picked up the card and wanted to use it secretly?"

"Although there is surveillance in the cafeteria and supermarket, as long as one is careful, there are still many ways to spend money without revealing one's identity."

"As soon as I thought of such a situation occurring, I felt like I was sitting on pins and needles. So, to prevent your meal card from being picked up and used by a bad woman, I picked it up."

"As for the result, look, didn't I help you avoid that situation?"

Bai Bufan spoke very seriously and very sincerely.

Qin Zeyu was so angry he laughed.

Because he was worried about encountering a beast, he simply became the beast himself, so it was no longer a matter of probability, and thus there was no point in worrying, right?

A bad woman was indeed not encountered, because the paths for bad women had all been blocked.

"Don't be in such a rush, I haven't finished yet." Seeing Qin Zeyu's gaze lock onto his legs again, Bai Bufan hurriedly sped up his speech:

"Now, you don't need to worry about this risk."

"You just need to throw the old card at the entrance of the girls' dormitory. Because you have a new card, your normal life won't be affected at all, and if the old card encounters a bad woman, the other party won't be able to use it."

"The final piece of the puzzle has been filled in, achieving a truly seamless plan! You won't suffer any more losses."

Qin Zeyu narrowed his eyes.

Come to think of it... is that really the case?

"Even, Zeyu, you could get a few hundred or thousand more meal cards and throw them all at the girls' dormitory entrance. That way, what was originally a low-probability event becomes a high-probability event. I think you'll definitely be able to fish for a beautiful and kind-hearted girl!"

"How could I afford to replace that many?"

"You're being superficial! Zeyu, think about it. Anyway, we don't need meal cards that actually work, so why pay a high price to replace them? Why not just photocopy them yourself?

After photocopying, we can rent the girls in our class and let them help us stuff six of your meal cards under the door crack of every girls' dormitory.

Zeyu, by then, don't worry about having no soulmates on the road ahead, because who in the world doesn't know you?

Once we make it bigger and stronger, we can just stuff your meal cards into the girls' dormitories of other schools. Damn, by then, let alone dating, I think you'll have more than enough to start a harem!"

Bai Bufan became more excited as he spoke, already starting to fantasize about the future.

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

Is this damn thing even a meal card anymore?

Why does it feel like Qin Zeyu's meal card has turned into one of those street flyers?

Is, is it an illusion?

But Qin Zeyu's eyes lit up slightly: "Bufan, perhaps you really are doing this for my own good?"

Hearing Qin Zeyu's answer, Lin Li suddenly became calm, his heart like an ancient well without waves, his face carrying a gentle smile, and even a hint of guilt.

Clearly, the one among the three whose thinking had gone wrong was himself.

"Of course, brothers don't harm brothers!" Bai Bufan nodded heavily.

"Good! Let's go!"

"Go where?"

"To throw meal cards!"

"No problem! Let's go!"

Lin Li watched the backs of Qin Zeyu and Bai Bufan as they left with their arms around each other, nodding, his eyes looking slightly benevolent.

Class 1-4.

Is already...

Completely finished.

To this, Bai Bufan made an indelible secondary contribution.

It's really nice. If only everyone could stay together for three years. Lin Li really wanted to stay with everyone, with Xue Jian, for the full three years of high school.

Unfortunately, being split into different classes is an unavoidable thing.

With this sentiment, Lin Li hummed a song as he walked toward the classroom: "That day's melancholy, becoming melancholy~ That day's loneliness, becoming lonely~"

Those who haven't eaten shit can listen to this song, the Chinese version of "Lemon" by the Teens in Times.

Lin Li likes to "eat stone," so he hums it occasionally these days.

Adaptation is not random editing, and dramatization is not nonsense. "Lemon" in Chinese is *ningmeng*, and these Chinese lyrics are also quite "lemon-y," it's pretty good.

Of course, if Kenshi Yonezu ever actually wrote such top-tier lyrics, Lin Li thinks he should take the initiative and start a concert tour on the national highway himself.

Arriving at the classroom.

In the classroom, it was still those same few people.

Wang Yuezhi was spraying Yunnan Baiyao on his knees.

Seeing this scene as he passed by, Lin Li thought for a moment, stopped when he reached Wang Yuezhi's seat, and asked, "Wang Yuezhi, are you willing to let me touch your leg?"

"……"

The classroom was silent at first.

Then.

Wang Yuezhi, who suddenly looked up: "Huh?"

Chen Yuying, who had been watching him with one hand supporting her chin after Lin Li appeared at the classroom door, also opened her eyes slightly: "Hmm?"

"Don't disgust me, Lin Li!"

Coming back to his senses, Wang Yuezhi hugged his leg and recoiled in horror.

Although Wang Yuezhi didn't participate in the "Southern Tong" culture of Class 1-4, they were in the same class, so he had certainly heard of it, but he never expected that one day this wind would blow onto him.

The "Brother, you smell so good" wind finally blew onto him.

"I know a bit of massage; it can make your injured area feel more comfortable," Lin Li explained.

Lin Li truly had no malice; he just saw that Wang Yuezhi's leg hadn't healed yet and thought that, after all, this injury had something to do with him, and since it was "brother time" at noon, he intended to use 【Healing】 to help Wang Yuezhi get better faster.

"No need, no need, no need—" Wang Yuezhi waved his hands repeatedly.

"Then forget it." Lin Li didn't force it and returned to his seat.

"Class monitor, why are you looking at me like that? Have I become even more handsome?" Realizing that Chen Yuying had been staring at him, Lin Li reached out, grabbed a handful of her hair, and rubbed it while asking with a smile.

Chen Yuying stared straight at Lin Li.

Whether he had become more handsome, she didn't know, but he was definitely a pervert.

"Thick-skinned~" After Chen Yuying muttered a light complaint, she couldn't suppress her curiosity: "Lin Li, why was Qin Zeyu chasing Bai Bufan just now? You guys were out for so long, what happened? Can you tell me this time?"

"This time, I can." Lin Li nodded.

Because he thought Chen Yuying would definitely be curious when he returned, Lin Li had asked Bai Bufan and Qin Zeyu in advance.

And because the two of them appreciated and recognized Lin Li's personality charm and his fists, they didn't mind.

Anyway, as long as he emphasized it, Chen Yuying would certainly not act as a loudspeaker and spread it further.

"……"

"……So, if one day you find someone quietly stuffing things under your dormitory door, don't panic; perhaps that's just Zeyu's meal card." Lin Li finished the story.

Chen Yuying rested her chin on the crook of her arm on the desk, listening to Lin Li's description, her body trembling slightly with laughter.

"Is that for real? They wouldn't actually do that, would they?"

What was there to panic about? Just by imagining the scene of six of Qin Zeyu's meal cards being stuffed into the crack of the dormitory door, Chen Yuying couldn't help but want to laugh.

Chen Yuying also imagined Xue Jian with a dark face after learning the truth.

—And then she wanted to laugh even more.

"Of course it was just talk," Lin Li immediately said with a smile.

However, Lin Li's smile then faded a bit, and after thinking about it, he corrected his answer: "It should be just talk." After all, this is Class 1-4, a class that can easily do things other classes can't, a class that can create miracles, so there was no need to speak in absolutes.

"How on earth did your brains come up with these things?" After laughing enough, Chen Yuying sighed with emotion.

"Talent and sweat, both are indispensable, mainly sweat."

"Tch."

The lunch break bell officially rang, and the two stopped talking and began to study.

Lin Li continued to preview competition content and do practice problems on the stack of PPTs handed out on Sunday night.

After a while, his right leg was touched. Lin Li didn't pay attention and just continued doing problems.

Then it was touched again, and this time the other party was even a bit more forceful.

It seemed it wasn't an accidental touch, so Lin Li turned his head to look at Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying was currently supporting her cheek with her right hand, looking at Lin Li.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked gently.

Chen Yuying didn't speak, just glanced downward.

Lin Li then leaned his upper body back against the chair, stretched, and also saw the scene under the desk.

Although they wore school trousers at school, Chen Yuying's sitting posture was no different from when she wore a skirt; they were always kept together and tilted to one side, very elegant and proper.

But at this moment, Chen Yuying's knees, which were usually kept together, were slightly apart, and her left leg was moved half an inch toward him along the inside of the desk; that was why it had just touched him.

The fabric of the school trousers, which fit better after being adjusted, tightened slightly with this movement, and the slender, rounded curves were faintly visible.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked again.

He truly didn't understand what Chen Yuying meant now.

The tips of Chen Yuying's ears flushed a faint red, and she abandoned the posture of supporting her cheek with one hand and began to look at the competition PPT in front of her.

A voice as soft as a mosquito followed—

"Let you touch it."

"After you're done touching, don't be so thirsty to want to touch other people's legs anymore~"

"You even wanted to touch Wang Yuezhi's... you... really."

Lin Li: "Huh?"

Lin Li: "Eh!"

Lin Li: "ovo!!!"

When Lin Li finally figured out the logic, his laughter was about to burst out.

Baby, just now he really didn't mean to hint at you.

It was purely because he couldn't heal Wang Yuezhi's mental trauma, so he wanted to heal his physical trauma.

He really wasn't in heat.

But Lin Li couldn't possibly say that now.

Looking at Chen Yuying, who didn't dare to meet his eyes, Lin Li's smile grew even wider.

Speaking of which, was she choosing to sacrifice herself to let Lin Li touch her so that her good friend Wang Yuezhi wouldn't be touched by the evil Lin Li?

Why did Lin Li feel... this plot was a bit like something out of a *doujin*?

Oh no, he had become the "yellow-haired" guy again!

But.

Arigato, Wang Yuezhi-san!

……

"Wang Yuezhi, thank you!"

When the lunch break ended, Chen Yuying packed her things to return to her seat and then went out with her water cup to get water, Lin Li stood up and thanked Wang Yuezhi sincerely.

The lunch trio, none could be missing.

Wang Yuezhi: "?"

What kind of madness was Lin Li having again?

Actually, at noon, from a physical perspective, it couldn't be called that satisfying.

After all, it wasn't bare legs; she was still wearing school trousers, so the tactile sensation was greatly diminished.

Moreover, Chen Yuying was still in a very shy stage, and Lin Li felt that if he were even slightly excessive—like going for an epic "deep lung" touch—the girl's lower leg would probably kick him in the face the next second.

Therefore, in reality, Lin Li had no excessive behavior at noon at all; even the "touching" in the true sense was actually very rare, mostly pinching and patting, occasionally mixed with a few massage-like thumps.

Stopping at the limit, all of it was very light.

So, touching it was just "that," not enough to make one unable to keep their hands off or reach a climax.

But, from a spiritual perspective, this sense of ease and comfort made Lin Li relish it.

Pleasure, it was too tax-evading!

When he encountered a difficult point while doing problems, was tired of studying, or simply wanted to touch, Lin Li would place one or both hands on Chen Yuying's thighs.

Pinch a bit, thump a bit, pat a bit.

Most of the time, Lin Li's gaze was still on the desktop.

But suddenly, it felt like his soul had been purified.

And there was a kind of happiness that Chen Yuying truly belonged to him entirely.

At first, Chen Yuying would appear nervous, reacting every time Lin Li's hand touched her, and Lin Li could even feel her body trembling slightly.

But when she realized that Lin Li had no intention of doing anything excessive or perverted, Chen Yuying relaxed and let Lin Li do as he pleased.

It was just that one time Lin Li thumped for too long, and Chen Yuying couldn't help but ask what he was doing. After learning the answer that he was making "hand-beaten pork balls," she retaliated by sitting in the right aisle for five minutes, not letting Lin Li touch her anymore.

But that was the only resistance at noon.

As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle, and even more difficult at the end.

Today he could touch the trousers, tomorrow he could touch the legs, and where he could touch the day after, Lin Li didn't even dare to think.

Coward, the antenna dares to think!

And being able to have all this was entirely Wang Yuezhi's credit.

So Lin Li decided that when he got married, if Wang Yuezhi didn't come, Bai Bufan wouldn't be allowed to sit at the table to eat.

That was a story for later; being a guest of honor at a wedding was too far off. Lin Li wanted to repay Wang Yuezhi now, so this leg had to be treated today.

So—

"Come, Yuezhi, let me touch your leg! I must give you this massage today!" Lin Li rolled up his sleeves and walked toward Wang Yuezhi.

Although he had indeed promised Chen Yuying just now that he wouldn't lay a hand on Wang Yuezhi.

But friends who often read *doujin* know that the "yellow-haired" guys in them are always untrustworthy and go back on their word; after finishing what's in the bowl, they still have to eat what's in the pot!

Basically, the first part is the heroine, the second part is the second heroine, and the third part is the heroine + the second heroine.

Looking at the approaching Lin Li, Wang Yuezhi was dumbfounded.

"No, are you sick, Lin Li?"

"Don't come over! Don't come over!"

"Why are you lifting my pants? You're really touching! Pervert! Someone is being a pervert! Help! Help!"

How could Wang Yuezhi be Lin Li's opponent? He soon fell into Lin Li's clutches.

The two of them suddenly forgot what heaven and earth were, and discordant sounds were issued openly in the classroom.

There were indeed more than just the two of them in the classroom, and people were coming in one after another, but the few people on the scene heard Wang Yuezhi's cry for help and looked at the two of them twice.

That was it.

Yes, um, right, now Lin Li is "strengthening" Wang Yuezhi, and then what.

So what, so what, so what.

Isn't this a very normal thing?

That is just how Class 1-4 is.

It sounds a bit exaggerated to outsiders, but for Class 1-4, this is just daily life.

Hearing the sound, the first glance is instinct.

The second glance is because usually Lin Li is either "strengthening" someone else in the back row, or someone else is "strengthening" Lin Li; Wang Yuezhi is a new character, and it's rare for him to participate in a boys' *impart*, so they took an extra look to show respect.

"Done~"

Lin Li clapped his hands and stood up:

"Wang Yuezhi, feel it, isn't your leg much better?"

Wang Yuezhi, already humiliated and desperate, moved his injured left leg upon hearing this, and then was surprised to find that the obvious pain he would feel after moving it was gone.

It seemed it really was better?

Wang Yuezhi sat up in shock, not even having time to care about his disheveled clothes, lowered his head to pat his lower leg, looking incredulous.

"You really know how?" Wang Yuezhi looked up at Lin Li.

"I, Lin Li, never lie; I always do, occasionally always, never occasionally, heaven and earth bear witness." Lin Li nodded with a hint of pride.

Wang Yuezhi took a deep breath, thought it over, and still spoke with difficulty in a low voice: "... Thank you."

"No need, I said, it should be me thanking you instead." Lin Li waved his hand.

"Why?" Wang Yuezhi was puzzled.

"The reason isn't really appropriate to tell you..."

Telling Wang Yuezhi would be a bit like "killing the heart," so Lin Li immediately waved his hand and said tactfully.

"Tell me," but Wang Yuezhi took a deep breath and nodded firmly: "I don't want to have an unclear relationship with you. If you don't tell me, I'll assume I still owe you a favor."

"Fine..."

Lin Li nodded. Our lunch brothers are just this clear about love and hate, so he had no choice but to say it.

"It's just that at noon..."

……

Fuck your mom.

Who the fuck told you to tell me, *tat*.

Lin Li, if I break the leg you fixed for me again, can you return all the microbes you took from the class monitor's pants?

*Wuwuwu tat*.

Do you two have any appearance of being students at noon!

The classroom is not a bedroom; it's a place for learning serious knowledge, not physiological knowledge, *tat wuwuwu*.

Feeling the urge, Wang Yuezhi stood up and walked out of the classroom.

Even though his leg was better, he still walked staggeringly.

Administrative building, administrative building.

Clean, tidy, non-clogged, non-stinky toilet, wait for me!

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 347 =====