Chapter 348: Why are this Lin Li, Lin Li, Lin Li, and Lin Li so bad?

So they just directly denied being human at a time like this, and became a dog and a beast instead?

Your mom.

These two guys are simply invincible three-dimensional defenses!

"Heh, heh, hahahahaha!"

Wang Ze looked at his pale hands, first chuckling, then letting out a laugh like a Black Magic Fairy.

Sometimes laughter isn't politeness, but a warning.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan, feeling that Wang Ze was about to "Gunala, God of Darkness, wuhulahu, Black Magic Transformation," had already carefully climbed down from the desk first.

—This way it would be easy to run later.

And they aimed the rollers at Wang Ze, prepared to fight.

Wang Ze, who had indeed wanted to make a move, looked at the roller brushes and thought about it, deciding to forget it.

The only one who can deal with brushes is Hu Tutu; he wasn't really up to it.

The two still had aprons to prevent splashing; the only ones likely to get hurt would be himself and his clothes.

It would be hard to wash his hands once the paint dried, so Wang Ze turned and walked toward the toilet.

But he couldn't show such weakness, so he turned his head and left a harsh parting shot:

"Bufan, Lin Li doesn't live in the dorm, so I can't do anything about him, but you, remember to close your eyes when you sleep at night, otherwise, heh—"

"Shouldn't you tell me to 'remember to open my eyes' to keep watch?" Seeing that the war wasn't imminent, Bai Bufan also breathed a sigh of relief, then curiously threw out his confusion.

Wang Ze turned around, walking backward, smiling at Bai Bufan:

"The eyes I'm talking about aren't the eyes on your face."

"I don't understand about keeping watch or not, but I understand one thing: in the future, when the wind blows, your butt will be able to whistle."

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

"Fuck!" Bai Bufan covered his butt in horror. If it was *that* eye, it seemed he really had to close it to be safe. Then he said with a fierce look but a cowardly heart:

"You don't have our dorm key, you can't get in, heh, Wang Ze, I'm not afraid of you!"

Zhou Baowei: "He can get in."

Bai Bufan mechanically turned his head to look at Zhou Baowei: "... Baowei, what do you mean?"

Seeing that Bai Bufan didn't understand, Zhou Baowei smiled and described it in more detail: "Bufan, whether it's your dorm or you, Wang Ze can get in."

"Ahhhhhh, Baowei, you are a fragrant and soft little nostril, I was just joking with you, Baowei, your nostrils are the smallest..." Bai Bufan went from arrogant to submissive, a sight that makes one laugh.

After coaxing Baowei, the two got on the desk and continued painting.

Chen Yuying came out of the classroom, dumped the dust from the dustpan into the trash can, and walked over to observe for a while.

"It's still a bit light now, you can still see a bit of the base color inside. After this layer dries, just paint another layer." Noticing Chen Yuying's approach, Lin Li glanced at her and incidentally introduced his work.

"Okay, but remember to pay attention to safety." Chen Yuying nodded with a smile.

"Class monitor, are you telling me to pay attention to safety, or to pay attention to the safety of the desk under my feet?" Lin Li asked.

"Of course it's you, idiot."

Xue Jian! Look! Look! This is what a human answer should be!

Baby, do you want to be the head teacher?

As long as you say the word "want," I will lead people to seize Xue Jian's position!

This head teacher position, he can sit in it, why can't you?

Forget it, better not be. Teacher-student romance or whatever is still too taboo.

Lin Li actually doesn't quite understand why some people like "immorality."

The last time Lin Li did something immoral was in the junior high classroom.

At that time, they had to take a Morality and Rule of Law exam the next day, and the whole classroom was filled with a suffocating sense of immorality.

The test points for Morality and Rule of Law are long, complex, and nitpicky. Without a system, who on earth likes to memorize it?

"I'm going back to continue sweeping the floor first." Seeing that Lin Li had nothing else to say, Chen Yuying greeted him.

"Okay."

"Of course it's you, Lili, you big idiot!" As soon as Chen Yuying left, Bai Bufan lowered his voice and winked.

Lin Li immediately shouted at Chen Yuying, who hadn't walked into the classroom yet: "Class monitor, wait a second!"

"What's wrong?"

"Bufan is a bit sad because you only cared about me and didn't care about him. You should care about him too."

"Then Bai Bufan, you also pay attention to safety," Chen Yuying always listened to Lin Li, so she smiled and showed concern.

Bai Bufan: "Thank you, Class Mon—"

Chen Yuying: "Don't break the desk, I still need to use it tomorrow at noon."

—Chen Yuying, who had received a signal from Lin Li's eyes and actions, understood and added this sentence before Bai Bufan could finish speaking.

Bai Bufan: "……"

Damn.

The class monitor is looking more and more like a couple with him.

"Class monitor, I'm stepping on Lin Li's." But because Lin Li stepped on Bai Bufan's at the beginning, the desks under their feet were indeed swapped, so Bai Bufan emphasized.

"Then you have to be even more careful." Chen Yuying didn't even need Lin Li's reminder this time.

Bai Bufan stopped talking, just nodded numbly to show he understood.

Incidentally, he gave Lin Li a punch.

"Fanfan, you big idiot, are you satisfied now?" After Chen Yuying returned to the classroom, Lin Li winked.

Bai Bufan didn't speak.

He just sighed.

He was used as a prop by these two again. Bai Bufan didn't even dare to think how much less "flirtatious fun" there would be between these two if he accidentally died.

If they have five kids in the future, at least one of them should recognize him as a "great-grandfather," right?

"Oi, Puss Puss, it seems there's fun to be had in the class next door."

Wang Ze, who came back carrying a bucket of water after washing his hands, lowered his voice to prompt the boys working in the corridor.

So everyone, who was still chatting, fell silent upon hearing this and looked toward the direction of Class 5 in the corridor, listening intently.

"Jiang Xiaoxin, didn't I tell you to wipe this part? Why haven't you started at all?" A boy was questioning a girl.

"This water is too dirty, how can I wipe with it?" The girl pointed at the bucket next to her, frowning in disgust.

"Where is it dirty? The rag has only been washed once, you can still see the bottom of the bucket!"

"And you don't think this is dirty? It's filthy, anyway I can't use it."

"Are you sick? What are you being pretentious for? Are you a princess or something?"

"How can you scold people..."

"……"

"Is this a straight-man battle against a 'little fairy'? Interesting, feels like it's getting heated." Bai Bufan licked the corner of his mouth, full of anticipation.

"Fight, fight!" Lin Li was even more blunt.

Fuck your peace and love, boring, I want to see blood splashing!

"You two stop arguing, it's fine, I'll go fetch a new bucket." In the Class 5 corridor, another boy spoke up at this time.

"Xiang Tian, if you change the water like this, how many more trips will you have to make?"

"It's fine, we boys, it's reasonable to do a little more."

"Tch, whatever." The boy who was just arguing with the girl didn't want to say more after hearing this, glanced at the other party, nodded, and entered the classroom.

"Hey, Xiang Tian, why don't you wipe it, I'll fetch the water." The girl suddenly called out to the boy who was carrying the bucket and preparing to leave.

"Huh? It'll be very heavy after the water is full. Jiang Xiaoxin, can you carry it?" The boy stopped and looked back, surprised.

"I probably can't carry it alone, but if Wenwen and I go together, won't two people be enough? It just so happens you're also responsible for the guardrail and drainage outlet; they're connected, so it'll be convenient for you to wipe." The girl pulled over another girl and signaled.

"Yeah, yeah." Zhou Wenwen also echoed.

"Ah..." The boy scratched his head, somewhat hesitant.

"Oh, just consider it helping us."

The boy nodded: "Fine, fine."

Thus, two rags were handed to this boy, while the two girls carried the bucket, chatting and laughing, walking slowly toward the toilet.

"Phew—"

"Boring, how did a 'turtle man' (simp) come along."

For this plot, Class 4 gave a wave of bad reviews, shaking their heads one after another, feeling it was a letdown.

"Lin Li, I suddenly realized that the girls in our Class 4 seem quite normal. There isn't a single 'little fairy,' which is a pity; we can't have a confrontation."

Having covered one wall painting, Bai Bufan jumped off the desk with Lin Li and sighed while moving positions.

"Did Old Jian provoke you? You must want him dead?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, surprised. "Leave him a way to live."

Bai Bufan froze for a moment, then couldn't hold it together.

If there really was one, it seemed it would be a bit cruel to Xue Jian.

"He has already used up all his luck to meet us boys; he really doesn't have that kind of fortune."

"That makes sense too."

Before getting on the desk, Lin Li suddenly opened the window of Class 4, looked inside, and scanned the room: "Are there bugs?"

"Huh? I was sighing so quietly just now, and you could hear it outside?"

In the classroom, Chen Tianming, who was also standing on a desk wiping the electric fan, looked at Lin Li in surprise.

Then Chen Tianming nodded: "It's probably because the electric fan hasn't been turned on for more than a month. Just now, when the rag wiped it, not only was there a handful of dust, but there were also several dead flying insects."

"Shouldn't have wiped the top; anyway, it can't be seen during inspection."

Chen Tianming didn't care if Lin Li could see him or not, shook the rag in his hand, and sighed.

Lin Li nodded.

Being able to have this induction was naturally because the system issued a task again.

【Sect introspection, self-check for demons. Who would have thought that the sect still has demons lurking? Bearing the responsibility of slaying demons and eliminating evil, how can this be tolerated? Exterminate them all!】

【Time-limited task triggered!】

【Task 6: During the sect introspection period, slay or expel all demons hiding in your own mountain gate.】

【Task Reward: Physique improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 150%; System currency * 50】

Another task related to demons, the reward was still average, but it wasn't difficult to complete.

—Lin Li had a 【Demon Breath】 title that could greatly enhance his sensing of demons.

So for others, it might be difficult not to miss a single bug, but it wasn't a problem for Lin Li.

Moreover, this was a time-limited task; at worst, it would just fail, which wasn't too much of a pity.

So Lin Li didn't even intend to put down his painting work.

"Tianming, wipe it anyway. One day after PE class, we'll turn on the fan and it'll be all dust, then we'll be honest." Lin Li said to Chen, letting him finish part of the work for him first.

"That's true, better wipe it simply." Chen Tianming thought it made sense.

Next door.

"Xiang Tian, why didn't you go fetch water?" At the door of Class 5, someone started questioning Xiang Tian, who was wiping the tiles.

"Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen went to fetch it..."

"Then why haven't they come back? There's no water to use!"

The classmate brought the bucket from the classroom out, and the water inside was already so black that if the FBI saw it, they would directly empty their magazines.

"I don't know... I'll go take a look." The boy rushed to the toilet.

Not long after, he ran back with the bucket, and the two girls followed slowly behind.

The thirsty rags and mops instantly filled the bucket, and the water became dirty again.

Had to change it again.

"Should I go fetch this water?" Xiang Tian didn't want the situation just now to happen again, so he said to the two girls.

"Fine," the "little fairy" nodded, "then you can come back and wipe after you fetch the water." The "turtle man" was clearly stunned for a moment, then, under the complex gazes of Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and others, he actually nodded: "Fine."

"Then can you two help me hold the rags first?"

"Fine," the girl nodded, but after seeing the rags clearly, she immediately took half a step back and changed her words: "Xiang Tian! Why are you giving us something so dirty?"

"Sorry, sorry."

"It's fine, I think you should hold them yourself, just take them over to wash."

"Okay, okay."

Class 4.

"Fuck! This dialogue really makes me furious." Wang Ze took a deep breath and punched Bai Bufan's lower leg, venting the frustration in his heart.

Lin Li nodded in approval, and Bai Bufan nodded in pain, also in approval.

For a "turtle man," what is there to say.

The feeling of "hating iron for not becoming steel" is a waste on a turtle man; to put it bluntly, a turtle man is also a damn piece of trash.

As everyone knows, bad money drives out good money.

But bad money is still money, while a turtle man is purely a "stupid coin," driving out even bad money, and after driving them out, he even inflates the price of the coin.

"Everyone, I suddenly want to recite a poem." Lin Li's voice became much louder.

Bai Bufan, Wang Ze, and others all looked over, their faces full of anticipation and curiosity.

"The poem is a modern poem, titled 'Turtle Sorrow'."

"Ahem."

"When I was young, the turtle shell was one compulsory labor after another; the 'Jimei' (girls) took the small share, and I took the big share."

When Lin Li recited the poem, he was reciting it entirely toward the direction of Class 5, so the turtle man and the two little fairies heard it very clearly.

"I can, I can!" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up, and he immediately got Lin Li's meaning:

"When I grew up, the turtle shell was a thin bank card; I kept the money inside, and the Jimei used it outside."

After reciting, Bai Bufan and Lin Li looked at Wang Ze.

Wang Ze gave an "I understand" look, smiled, and took a deep breath.

Then he lowered his voice, his language hurried: "You guys continue, you guys continue, I don't have the culture to pick up a chicken feather!"

Useless thing. When he gets married in the future, Wang Ze will be at the same table as the turtle man.

Zhou Baowei didn't wait for the two to look over, and also shook his head.

He didn't understand what a turtle man was; he only knew that braised turtle tasted pretty good, and the texture was great.

Lin Li glanced at the two with disdain and could only continue himself:

"Later on, the turtle shell was a red property deed; my money and loans were outside, and the Jimei's name was inside."

"And now, the turtle shell is a long bridge; I am underneath, and the takeout is on top." Bai Bufan snapped his fingers, giving the ending.

The Class 4 corridor instantly burst into laughter.

"Good poem! Good poem! Wonderful!" Although Wang Ze had no culture, he had plenty of energy, and his applause and shouting were very clear.

And at this time, a head poked out of the Class 5 window; it was the boy who had confronted the little fairy at the beginning. He didn't look at Class 4, but at Xiang Tian:

"Xiang Tian, what kind of takeout do you like to eat? I'll write it down first and order it for you later."

Xiang Tian: "?"

Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and others looked at each other and nodded.

This person was still wasting his talent in Class 5. Being able to "kill the heart" so well, he was a good seedling that could be absorbed into Class 4.

However, this person's aggressiveness was still a bit small.

If Lin Li were to make a sarcastic remark, it would probably be, "Xiang Tian, you must never get a tattoo, otherwise, if you're dug up by future generations, they'll think they discovered oracle bone script."

The turtle man was stunned for a moment and was somewhat silent, but the two girls got anxious first, immediately approached Class 4, and questioned with annoyance and hands on their hips:

"Are you sick? Does it have anything to do with you? What are you shouting about!"

"My name is Lin Li." Bai Bufan bowed to the two girls first, then pointed at himself, introducing himself politely.

Two girls: "(；o_o)?"

Lin Li: "(へ╬)?"

Your mom.

The reaction was a beat slow, and as a result, the ID was snatched by Bai Bufan first.

It can only be said that brothers are like this; if you're slow, you lose.

But if your skills aren't as good as others, you have to admit it. Lin Li wasn't a sore loser.

Lin Li: "My name is Wang Ze."

Wang Ze: "My name is Lin Li."

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

Your mom! Why are there two Lin Lis!

Zhou Baowei's mouth, which had just opened, closed after hearing Wang Ze's words, and when he opened it again toward the two girls, it became: "My name is Lin Li."

"Are you all crazy! Lin Li, Lin Li, I think 'Tian Li' (a derogatory term for men) is about the same, really disgusting." The two girls who were disgusted began to scold the street.

"Nice!"

Finding that the other party only remembered the name Lin Li, Bai Bufan and Wang Ze immediately high-fived.

Zhou Baowei was relatively steady and didn't participate in this superficial celebration, just making the teaching building tremble.

Lin Li lowered his head and rubbed his eyebrows, laughing with difficulty.

Fuck, he had this day too.

As for the "Tian Li" that these two women said.

"Guo Nan" (national men) could no longer satisfy the "Jimei"; now they liked to call "Guo Nan" "Tian Li," split from the word "man," implying many things, only fit to work in the fields, cutting off the heads of men, etc.

The ability of Tieba men and Red Book women to create vocabulary was okay, but the aggressiveness of the vocabulary created by the latter was still a bit low, like they were acting coquettishly toward Tieba men.

Don't know if there are any "Domineering Tieba President Man" and "Red Book Delicate Daughter Woman" romance novels; Lin Li wanted to see this, feeling he could learn a lot of "hidden words."

Like "They say, in this area, there, there is a 'sheyao' (a slang term)"—this classic hidden word.

Cold violence is sometimes more terrifying than hot violence. After the two girls in Class 5 found that none of the people in Class 4 responded to them, and they were just laughing and joking among themselves, they felt even more disgusted.

They could only stomp their feet fiercely, then turned back to scold the boy who poked his head out of their own class:

"He Yuxuan, what are you joining in the fun for?"

He Yuxuan made a face, emphasized to Xiang Tian again, "Turtle Tian Colonel, remember to tell me what takeout you want to eat," and then pulled his head back into the classroom.

"Xiang Tian, don't pay attention to them, they are all sick." The two girls returned to the turtle man's side, gnashing their teeth.

Xiang Tian looked down at the bucket in his hand, then handed the rag to the two girls and shook his head: "I... think they make sense, you two take the rags back."

Lin Li and others instantly fell silent, everyone's faces showing surprise, wonder, and hidden anticipation.

Damn?

Squirtle mega-evolved?

"What are you doing?" How could Jiang Xiaoxin accept work that had already been thrown out coming back? She hurriedly said angrily: "You already promised to help us wipe, how can you be like this."

Xiang Tian shook his head, his eyes calm: "Take it away."

Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen saw the turtle man awaken, and being so concise, they didn't dare to act presumptuously again, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and took the rags back.

"Ohhh——"

The Class 4 that had just fallen silent instantly became noisy again.

"Damn, the turtle man turns back, the merit is boundless. I think the merit we deducted from playing hell jokes for more than ten years has been written off!"

"I asked Buddha, he said he had no opinion."

"Xiang Tian! Xiang Tian!" Lin Li began to shout Xiang Tian's name.

"Xiang Tian! Xiang Tian!" The other few immediately followed.

Xiang Tian was holding a bucket of dirty water in his right hand and intended to fetch water. Hearing people from another class shouting his name in unison, he looked back and suddenly felt a bit surging, so he excitedly raised his left hand in a fist to vindicate himself:

"I am not a turtle man! You don't need to order takeout for me either!"

Lin Li: "Xiang Tian is not a turtle man!"

Bai, Wang, Zhou, and others: "Xiang Tian is not a turtle man!"

"Ohhh—— Xiang Tian is not a turtle man!"

Listening to He Yuxuan also starting to follow Class 4 to celebrate himself like this, Xiang Tian felt something was strange, but couldn't say it.

With this shout, people in the four classrooms on the second floor all poked their heads out, wanting to know what happened.

And it wasn't just students who wanted to know what happened.

"Thump, thump, thump——"

"Phew—— phew——"

Xue Jian climbed to the second floor, panting.

Just now he was on the first floor, chatting well with other teachers.

Then he suddenly heard shouting on the second floor.

Xue Jian would never forget this voice; he could hear it was the "evil beasts" in his class immediately.

But Xue Jian was still calm at this time; after all, it was very normal, Class 4 was just like this.

But when the name "Xiang Tian" was shouted from the mouths of this group of guys, Xue Jian's heart skipped a beat.

Your mom!

Isn't Xiang Tian a student in Class 5!

And one who studies relatively well!

How did Lin Li and Bai Bufan's black hands reach Class 5!

Wouldn't they even pollute this piece of pure land of his?

At that moment, Xue Jian only felt a chill from his heels to his crown.

So he ran up immediately.

Xue Jian arrived, and the second floor instantly became much quieter.

"What happened!" Xue Jian asked, panting.

"Teacher Xue, someone in your class is deliberately disgusting people and bullying people!" Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen immediately seemed to have found a backer, stepping forward to complain to Xue Jian.

"Who?" Xue Jian glanced at Lin Li first, then asked.

Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen pointed Bai Bufan, Wang Ze, and Zhou Baowei over one by one: "This Lin Li! This Lin Li, and this Lin Li!"

Xue Jian: "?"

Lin Li: "……"

Hearing this identification, Bai, Wang, and Zhou lowered their heads, thinking about all the times they had been sad in their lives.

Bai Bufan: Lin Li had diarrhea and died on the toilet (fantasy), so sad.

Zhou Baowei: Didn't eat enough at noon, so sad.

Wang Ze: Played basketball against the school team, the guy defending him had such strong skills, so sad.

When Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen's fingers pointed at Lin Li on the desk, the two fell into hesitation.

What was this person's name?

Wang what?

Didn't remember.

"Teacher, there's also this person, but I forgot what his name is." But it didn't matter; Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen pointed at Lin Li and identified him to Xue Jian.

Xue Jian looked up at Lin Li, expressionless.

Lin Li could only look at Old Jian with an innocent look.

Then, Lin Li introduced himself to the two girls in Class 5: "My name is also Lin Li."

Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen: "?"

Xue Jian: "^▽^"

Hee hee, want to die.