Chapter 361: If hell is ahead, would you still go forward without hesitation?

Lin Li gave a thumbs up. This is very "outside," indeed eating outside, no problem at all, can't criticize.

With such a mom, Brother Ziang must be having a blast every day.

Therefore, Lin Li said solemnly: "Brother Ziang, what's your mom's WeChat and phone number? I'll have my mom block her so she won't hang out with your mom anymore."

—Lin Li was now a bit worried that the atmosphere in his complex would corrupt Wu Min.

Sigh.

Previously, when Lin Li saw the allusion of "Mencius's mother moving three times," he sneered, thinking it was making a mountain out of a molehill and meaningless.

But now, Lin Li had completely realized it.

Pity the hearts of parents all over the world.

As children, who doesn't hope their parents can have a better future?

So they definitely want to provide the best growth environment for their parents, reducing external resistance, even if they know it only plays a negligible role, they still work tirelessly.

Ceng Ziang, who heard this B-talk: "……"

Actually, Lin Li was overthinking.

Ceng Ziang also held awe for the parents who could cultivate a talent like Lin Li.

Lin Li was afraid his mom would be corrupted after hanging out with his mom, but wasn't he afraid too?

It was a two-way escape.

Both of them had deep wariness of each other's mothers in their eyes, and only after the ordered dishes were served did they restrain themselves slightly and start eating.

Eating with people he wasn't particularly familiar with, Lin Li also had his ways.

Lin Li would adjust his eating speed according to the other person's, trying his best to ensure he was slower, but only finished a little bit later.

When it comes to being a person, Lin Li has stuff; his control of the heat is second only to Hannibal.

"Lin Li, I'm finished, I'll go drive the car over first, you wait for me at the door." Picking up the paper towel on the table to wipe his mouth, seeing that Lin Li only had a little residue left, Ceng Ziang stood up and said.

—The parking lot over at the swimming pool was quite large. Although it was the weekend, it wasn't summer, so there must be spaces.

And after paying for a ticket to enter the hall, this parking fee could be 100% deducted after coming out, which was considered free, so Ceng Ziang decided to drive over.

"Okay." Lin Li had no objections.

Quickly finishing after him, he stood up and went outside to wait.

"Beep beep."

Soon, a car not far away honked at Lin Li.

Lin Li walked straight over, sat in the passenger seat, and threw the handbag containing swimming trunks and other items into the back seat.

"Fasten your seatbelt, gogogo let's go~"

Ceng Ziang's tone was casual, he turned on the music and navigation, and drove toward Nansang Swimming Pool.

And Lin Li, who had fastened his seatbelt, having nothing to do, subconsciously focused his gaze on the storage compartment between the two.

"What's wrong? Do you need paper?"

Detecting Lin Li's gaze, Ceng Ziang, who was looking ahead at the road, opened the cover above the storage compartment by muscle memory, revealing a large pack of Qingfeng tissues underneath, and patted it lightly:

"Take a few sheets yourself."

Lin Li leaned over to take a look, then felt a bit disappointed: "Ah, no black silk?"

Ceng Ziang: "(；o_o)?"

At this moment, Ceng Ziang's questioning of Lin Li exceeded his cherishing of life. He chose to turn his head without looking at the road and glare at Lin Li, unable to hold back his loud complaint:

"Who the hell puts black silk here if they're a normal person! This is a sedan, not a cannon car! And it's just you and me in the car, what exactly are you disappointed about if there's no black silk!"

So that's how it is.

Uncle Yan, Uncle Yan, you are really not a normal person!

Lin Li smiled at Ceng Ziang, signaling him to drive well, and didn't explain.

The car continued to drive, and Lin Li took out his phone.

First, he replied to Chen Yu's sharing of her lunch experiences, replying one by one, ensuring everything had a response.

Not annoyed at all, he even had a sense of achievement like an emperor reviewing just the right amount of memorials.

"Lin Li: I just finished eating too, now I'm in the car on the way to the swimming pool."

"Chen Yu: Then I don't know what to do this afternoon, maybe accompany Grandma out."

"Chen Yu: 【Quote Image】 By the way, were you mixing cement this morning?"

Lin Li raised an eyebrow slightly.

Why did the topic jump so fast.

And the image Chen Yu quoted was the construction site socialite photo he used to fish for her photo this morning.

Not talking about it in the morning but talking about it now? It's fine, he'll just spoil her.

"Lin Li: Yes, a neighbor took it for me. I am now also a qualified sailor."

How can a little cement expert not be a sailor.

"Chen Yu: That was taken quite well."

But Chen Yu didn't complain about this, just praised it.

Wait.

Lin Li blinked first, then the corner of his mouth curled up, discovering that things didn't seem simple.

"Lin Li: Wait, are you hinting that I should also take photos for you to see when I go to the swimming pool?"

"Chen Yu: I didn't say that."

"Chen Yu: 【Escaping pig】"

"Lin Li: Then I won't take them. You know, I actually don't have much of a habit or interest in taking selfies."

"Chen Yu: Good!! (Super happy)"

"Lin Li: But if you say you want to see, I will take them! (Super serious)"

"Chen Yu: I want to see."

"Lin Li: Unfortunately, Nansang Swimming Pool doesn't allow phones in the pool for privacy reasons."

"Chen Yu withdrew a message."

"Lin Li: Of course, I can still take them in the shower room and changing room before entering and after finishing."

"Chen Yu: Lin Li, why did you withdraw my withdrawal?"

"Lin Li: Just resend it?"

"Chen Yu: I want to see."

"Lin Li: Received!"

The smile on Lin Li's mouth couldn't be put down at all.

In fact, you can bring your phone into the swimming pool; it's just a loss of self-management. Hehe, he's just fooling a fool.

Ceng Ziang, who was driving, glanced at Lin Li suspiciously at this time.

Who is this kid chatting with?

It made him so happy.

……

Arriving at the sports center, after coming out of the parking lot, the two headed to the swimming pool.

"Hello, buying tickets." No one was queuing, Ceng Ziang said to the front desk.

"Okay, please scan the code here to enter the mini-program to buy tickets. 40 for one adult session, one session is two and a half hours, including shower time. Timing will start five minutes after you get the wristband. If you exceed half an hour, you need to pay an extra ten yuan. If you exceed half an hour, it will be charged as two sessions."

Because it wasn't Lin Li's first time here, he was familiar with the road, quickly took Ceng Ziang to bind and buy tickets, and got the wristband with the locker key.

Ceng Ziang also bought a neck-hanging phone bag, preparing to bring his phone in.

The two walked toward the changing room.

Because they bought them together, the wristbands were consecutive, and the lockers were naturally next to each other.

Lin Li neatly took off his clothes and pants in front of the locker, and changed into his swimming cap and swimming trunks.

All brothers.

The whole process was finished, Lin Li turned his head, but saw Ceng Ziang still swiping his phone in front of the locker, fully dressed.

"Brother, aren't you changing clothes? What are you looking at, so fascinated?" Lin Li was a bit surprised.

"No rush." Ceng Ziang's expression was unfathomable, then he showed the phone screen to Lin Li: "Lin Li, what do you think of this wave?"

Lin Li looked at the screen.

This wave... is very big, white and tender, magnificent with the movement of the owner, with a deep scar in the middle, fascinating.

Lin Li pondered: "I've watched this wave repeatedly."

Then he sighed:

"Sigh, just looking at it makes people feel a bit worried about the country and the people."

"Nowadays, global turmoil is shrouded under the guise of peace, but there are always people who want to tear off the guise of peace and master the world."

Ceng Ziang nodded with satisfaction, continued to look at the screen, and whispered to himself: "It's a pity, why only take a picture of the top, it would be better if it was a graduation photo..."

Lin Li pointed and gestured with a smile.

"Sigh," then Ceng Ziang sighed and looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, everyone says the internet has pros and cons. How come I've been playing until now, the pros are often pros, but there are no cons."

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

Eh, wait a minute.

What kind of pros and what kind of cons are you talking about?

Of course, this answer was obtained instantly in his heart, and Lin Li's gaze looked at Ceng Ziang's hand.

Lin Li didn't know where Ceng Ziang's cons were, but Lin Li had a premonition that when he went back tonight, Brother Ziang's hand would start to show off again.

Hard work, Haji hand.

Speaking of hands, I don't know what Bai Bufan is doing now, is he 3p-ing?

But Ceng Ziang is not Bai Bufan after all, so Lin Li didn't say this thought out loud, just a bit puzzled:

"Brother, we can all understand liking to watch this, we're all brothers, but there's no need to rush to watch it now, right? Don't you want to hurry to the pool? We spent money on our time."

Lin Li really didn't understand why Ceng Ziang started watching at this time. Clearly, he was watching serious things during the gaps in his work in the morning and during meals, but he suddenly started watching at this node, without any warning.

Ceng Ziang heard this, extinguished the phone screen, looked around, and made sure no one noticed him first.

After confirming, he looked at Lin Li's lower house first, then leaned close to Lin Li's upper house, and whispered in his ear:

"I'm a bit vain, I hope it's a bit bulging before taking off my pants."

"If it's shrunken, I'm a bit embarrassed."

"Also, Lin Li, have you really been a black slave before? What do you eat on weekdays? Do you go to the gun shop to stock up every day?"

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

Really an answer that shocked him.

But when he fully understood the meaning, Lin Li couldn't hold back his laughter:

"Brother, grass... okay, okay, understood, you continue, then I'll go take a simple shower, I'll wait for you at the entrance when you're ready."

The more Lin Li thought about it, the more he wanted to laugh, and he walked toward the shower room with his head down.

He didn't make Lin Li wait too long, and Ceng Ziang, wearing only swimming trunks, came to his side. Lin Li couldn't help but look at Ceng Ziang's lower house too.

The swimming trunks were a bit loose, the waistline didn't fit tightly, and it wasn't very slim-fitting, but even so, the size of the bulge, hmm, tsk.

If this is the complete form...

When Ceng Ziang read pity from Lin Li's eyes, Ceng Ziang waved his hands violently:

"No! No! Don't misunderstand! The medicine effect of that video just now has passed! It has passed! Now it's in a cute state! It's not showing its ferocity!"

"Now it's a sleeping lion! Don't try to anger it!"

"Hmm hmm hmm."

Lin Li nodded as if he understood, then stepped over the foot-soaking disinfection pool and truly walked into the swimming pool area.

Ceng Ziang followed without smiling.

And what greeted the two wasn't a bikini beauty, but the crying of a little boy.

The priest is ecstatic.

—The two hadn't walked in for a few steps, and hadn't even seen the pool, when they saw a mother educating a child.

Physical education.

"Sorry, sorry." Noticing Lin Li and Ceng Ziang, the mother pulled the child toward the wall, making space, and apologized to the two.

"Auntie, what's wrong with this child?" Seeing the child crying so hard, Ceng Ziang asked curiously.

"Sigh, I've told him many times, don't let him pee in the pool, don't let him pee in the pool, but this little bastard just peed again. You don't know how much trouble he's caused others!"

Speaking of this, she got angry, the woman reached out and hit the child's head without using much force, hatingly said.

"This can actually be understood, right?" Ceng Ziang smiled upon hearing this, "Especially since children have relatively weak self-control, it's quite normal to not be able to hold it when the water rushes."

Lin Li nodded upon hearing this, echoing Ceng Ziang's statement: "Indeed, there's no need to hit him like this, I feel it's better to teach him to pee clean before entering the pool..."

They are two warm big brothers!

The little brat who was crying had light in his eyes after hearing this, nodded repeatedly with a sob, and his footsteps moved silently toward the two.

Looking at his mother.

Auntie, we aren't familiar, don't call me son!

However, the woman gradually became expressionless, looking at Lin Li and Ceng Ziang, then said plainly: "He didn't pee in the pool, he peed on the platform."

Lin Li and Ceng Ziang were stunned: "Hmm? What? What do you mean peed on the platform."

The woman's mouth twitched: "He was standing on the edge of the pool and peeing toward the pool."

Lin Li and Ceng Ziang: "……"

The woman smiled: "By the way, there was another child underneath."

Lin Li and Ceng Ziang: "?"

The woman said with a fake smile: "He even aimed specifically, specifically aiming at people."

Lin Li and Ceng Ziang: "(；o_o)?"

Silence.

Silence.

Lin Li and Ceng Ziang looked at each other.

Nodded.

Ceng Ziang said seriously: "Auntie, you can't beat a child to death by hitting like this. Auntie, have you ever played badminton? Apply force like me, you can hit people flying."

Lin Li was also very solemn: "Or you can consider borrowing external force, for example, Auntie, you can borrow my swimming cap as a whip to lash him, I guarantee you can lash him until his skin is torn."

Little brat: "(；o_o)?"

Damn, what kind of plague-punishing big brothers!

The little brat who had already stood between the two trying to find a new family, hid back behind his mother in horror.

Mom mom~ you still love me~ right~

……

It really is that each generation has its own talents, leading the way for hundreds of years.

Even Lin Li felt inferior.

He was too honest when he was young, letting Wu Min live a good life.

Listening to the screams coming from behind, Lin Li and Ceng Ziang only felt like listening to immortal music.

This is no longer an ordinary naughty monkey, it must be hit with a heavy fist.

Deserves to be hit.

"Brother, you haven't swum in a long time, do you want to go to the shallow area to try it out first?"

This is not the competition pool or training pool in the swimming pool, so the left part is the shallow area, about 1.2 meters deep, normal people can stand in it, and you can see many adults or children learning to swim working hard in it.

The right side is the deep area, estimated to be about 2.2 meters. Lin Li can easily pass the water surface by reaching out while standing on the bottom of the pool.

"No need." Ceng Ziang looked at the shallow area, but seemed to see a child standing on the side peeing, so he waved his hand with a smile:

"Swimming is something you don't forget once you learn it, and the buoyancy in shallow and deep water is completely different, just start from the deep area."

"Then remember to do warm-up exercises." Lin Li nodded, just exhorting, "Don't get a cramp while swimming or something."

But with a lifeguard, he wasn't panicked.

"Understood, I have this awareness." Ceng Ziang nodded.

Thus, the two began to do warm-up exercises by the pool.

"Whoosh—"

"Whoosh—"

People kept jumping from the diving board and falling into the water.

—On the edge of the starting point of the pool, although there are no starting blocks common in swimming competitions, there are diving platforms with diving boards.

This diving platform is not high, it should be a standard one-meter practice platform.

After all, the purpose of setting it here is to provide entertainment for guests, increase the ways to play in the pool, not to provide training for athletes.

Now the age group that likes to play the most is polarized—grandpas and children.

Only one meter high can't play any tricks, most of them fall straight into the water with their feet or heads down, or simply fall in, splashing a lot of water like the Philippine fish-bombing team.

However, it was just for fun, and it was full of laughter.

Ceng Ziang finished warming up and walked to the diving platform to queue.

"Using the diving platform as a starting block is quite fun, I'll start from here too, swim a lap to test my hands."

"Lin Li, watch me give you a cool one later." Waiting is also waiting, Ceng Ziang turned his head and said to Lin Li with a smile:

"Diving, I've also played a little bit, I can definitely jump better than them. In my eyes, their jumps are all zero points. Although I can't do it without splashing, I can press it smaller and get a high score."

"Is it true that the smaller the splash in the same diving action, the higher the score?" Lin Li asked.

"Yes." Ceng Ziang nodded.

Lin Li: "Then why not jump to the edge of the pool, wouldn't it be stable without splashes?"

After speaking, Lin Li also stepped on the ground with his feet, making a ponder:

"It does take a bit of jumping power to jump from the diving board to the edge of the pool on a one-meter platform, but for three-meter or ten-meter diving platforms, it's quite simple to change the landing point to the shore, right?"

Ceng Ziang: "……(；o_o)?"

Ceng Ziang was silent.

"Although... the rules of international diving competitions don't seem to forbid diving athletes from using the ground on the edge of the pool as a landing point..." Ceng Ziang pondered:

"But, Lin Li, the splashes are gone, but what about the brain matter?"

"Also, assuming the brain matter doesn't splash high, but the broken body parts fall into the water, the splashes caused will also be deducted."

"Finally, Lin Li! Can you stop using us who play diving as disposable consumables!!"

Ceng Ziang seemed to have experienced the process of doubting Lin Li, understanding Lin Li, and thinking Lin Li is a fool.

Lin Li shrugged and nodded honestly: "Also."

"Okay, I'm starting." The people in front had all jumped, and it was Ceng Ziang's turn.

Just seeing him walk onto the slightly shaking diving platform, turn his head and wave his fingers at his temples toward Lin Li, then start the final loosening of his muscles and bones.

Lin Li also walked to the side cooperatively, looking expectant.

After loosening his muscles and bones, Ceng Ziang imitated the starting posture of a professional athlete, raised his arms above his head, took a deep breath, slightly began to shake the diving board, found the right time, his knees exerted force violently, and the whole person jumped high.

A perfect parabola appeared in front of Lin Li, the beauty of mathematics was vividly displayed at this moment, the swimming cap broke the water surface first, and the whole person then rushed into the pool. Although the splashes still flew, compared to the predecessors, it was indeed much smaller.

Damn, Brother Ziang, you really know how to do it.

Has some stuff, Lin Li nodded.

That can also be counted into his 【Imitation】 skill library.

Ceng Ziang rushed forward underwater with inertia as expected, then his arms alternated to make coherent underwater swimming movements, swimming toward the other end of the pool, like eating Dove, enjoying silkiness.

Wait.

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

Just about to enter the water, Lin Li's footsteps stopped, his pupils shrank.

Just seeing, at the position where Ceng Ziang just fell into the water, something floated up.

Of course, it wasn't Ceng Ziang, he wouldn't die so quickly.

That is... a pair of swimming trunks.

A bit familiar.

Because he had stared at it just now, Lin Li could tell at a glance whose it was.

Wait! Wait! Wait! Bridge bean sack!!

Lin Li's gaze moved forward in shock and disbelief.

Just see under the water, Ceng Ziang's yellow-orange figure twisted as enchantingly and smoothly as a mermaid, swimming forward like silk, completely unaware of what had happened.

Lin Li didn't know what expression he had now, roughly perhaps, was... shocked, right.

"……"

"……"

"Grass!!"

When Lin Li came back to his senses and found that there were many other tourists in front of Ceng Ziang, he screamed, ran forward violently, and chased the figure of this mermaid with all his might.

The soles of his feet stepped on the wet ground covered with a layer of pool water on the edge of the pool, making a slapping sound.

But at this moment, no one cared about this sound, because it was completely covered by Lin Li's desperate roar—

"Brother Ziang! Your swimming trunks fell off! Brother Ziang! Your swimming trunks fell off!!"

"Swimming trunks! Swimming trunks! Driver! Stop! Stop! Your swimming trunks haven't gotten on the car yet! Stop! Don't! Please! Don't swim anymore! Hell is ahead, it's hell!"

"Zi! ——Ang! ——Brother! ——"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 362 =====