Chapter 376: Old iron, this underworld is too stylish

To be honest, Zhao Nan felt that superheroes can be grounded, but they can't be grounded in the underworld.

Your mother.

Using ashes directly as a weapon, isn't that too unfilial?

The scene in front of him was too bizarre and absurd.

It felt like watching one's own mother being pushed into the delivery room for childbirth, and twenty minutes later a newborn baby running out, asking one's father seriously whether to protect the mother or the doctor.

It was just that bizarre.

In the clearing, the sound of patting clothes and screaming was endless.

The screaming was a bit pleasant to Lin Li, and he smiled and continued to dig ashes from the urn to sprinkle them out.

"Swish——swish——"

When sprinkling, he would even use his mouth to dub it.

At this moment, the offensive and defensive situation had changed.

He saw that this group of people now saw Lin Li just raise his hand, and even though they still had sticks and other weapons in their hands, they still retreated without hesitation, with horror on their faces.

"Damn! Don't come over!" someone shouted in a breakdown, covering his face, and turned up the collar of his clothes.

Lin Li was a bit confused: "I didn't come over, didn't I just stand in place? It's my Grandpa Shanqing who went over, swish——swish——buddy, come, say hello to my Grandpa Shanqing."

"......"

"This one is even more of a "don't come over"!!" The person was even more broken after a moment of silence, and fled in a panic.

"Sure enough, young people don't want to play with old people, sigh~" Lin Li sighed, the generation gap is like this.

Then Lin Li couldn't help but laugh out loud:

"Then you should surrender, you have been surrounded by me now, you can't escape."

Qin Jun was silent upon hearing this.

He looked at the air around him that was obviously a bit turbid.

He suddenly realized that Lin Li's claim just now that he had surrounded them all wasn't bragging. In a sense, they were indeed surrounded at this moment.

One person couldn't surround a group of people.

But a box of people could.

Looking at his younger brothers who were constantly retreating and had completely lost their will to fight, Qin Jun took a step forward, blocked their retreat, and hated them for not being strong:

"What are you afraid of? It's just ashes, it's not like you haven't seen a dead person, now you're afraid when you see some ashes? Whoever is a coward tonight, just wait to be laughed at for a lifetime!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Li sprinkled a handful of ashes at Qin Jun.

He was smiling when he sprinkled it.

Qin Jun's pupils shrank, but after hesitating for a moment, he didn't move, letting the ashes sprinkle on his hair, face, and clothes.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up, approved!

"What are you afraid of?" Qin Jun then looked at his younger brothers, "In the final analysis, it's just some dust. There are no ghosts in this world! Did you waste your schooling? Did you return everything the vocational school teachers taught you!"

Seeming to feel that this wasn't convincing enough, Qin Jun picked up a pale white fragment from his neck, threw it into his mouth, and chewed hard!

Then his voice went up an octave, urging loudly:

"Everyone go up! Get this kid who is playing god! If he likes playing with ashes, then let him become ashes!"

Seeing Qin Jun like this, the younger brothers indeed found their backbone, and the fear and taboos in their hearts faded a lot.

"Brother Jun is right! Whoever is a coward will be a grandson for a lifetime!" Wu Dong was the first to echo, stopped retreating, and walked forward.

Other younger brothers: "?"

Wait.

Your mother.

Wu Dong, when did you put on the motorcycle helmet on your head?

Wasn't it not there just now?

——When fighting, a motorcycle helmet can provide good protection, so although they came by electric scooter tonight, they still brought a few of these things.

It's just that because they had already won, even those who were originally wearing them had just taken them off.

This Wu Dong's movements were really fast, he had already changed back into it.

But with this windshield pulled down, the deterrent power of the ashes seemed to have indeed decreased a lot, because it really couldn't hurt them anymore.

Everyone's eyes lit up, and they looked at each other.

"This helmet is mine!"

"I saw it first!"

Soon, the few helmets on the ground were divided up.

"Everyone, damn it, go up! Kill this b!" And with armor, Wu Dong took the lead and shouted, rushing forward.

Behind him, Zhao Nan, who was lying down, suddenly raised his eyebrows.

Because he saw that when the younger brothers all rushed up again, he saw Qin Jun hurriedly turn his head, spit out the fragment he had just thrown into his mouth, and put his hands together to worship three times devoutly.

"No offense intended... no offense intended..."

Zhao Nan looked closely, and this fragment didn't seem to have any traces of chewing at all.

Zhao Nan: "......"

Your mother.

So you kid also have taboos.

However, Zhao Nan didn't mean to mock him. The only one who could not have taboos was the Black Silk Man—Black Silk Man is used as an adjective in this sentence.

Seeing everyone rush up again, Lin Li continued to sprinkle Daoist Shanqing's ashes without hesitation.

But the effect this time was obviously not as good as before. Except for a few guys without armor who would still subconsciously avoid it, those wearing helmets didn't stop at all.

Lin Li's expression turned cold.

This damn helmet completely made his work boring, and what a fun-loving person can't accept most is that their fun is no longer fun.

Very good, you successfully ignited his anger. You like wearing helmets, right?

Lin Li smiled but didn't smile. Facing the crowd coming up, he raised the hand that wasn't holding the urn: "Wait, I have something to say!"

Damn.

In reality, villains dying from talking too much is fake.

——This group of people was not polite at all, not one stopped, instead, they cursed him as a fool.

Crime plus one.

However, he had to do it directly.

While dodging attacks, Lin Li closed the urn, materialized a "Duck Blood Bottle" with his left hand, and first aimed at Jin Di, who was still kneeling on the ground vomiting because he had eaten ashes, and sucked in all his disgust and nausea.

Then Lin Li sneered and said to Wu Dong: "oi! Wu Dong! Have you heard a dialogue?"

"Sister Yu, why is there another person in here."

"Kuai ah, that person is called Bear Grylls, he's here to survive, you don't need to worry about him, you continue."

Everyone: "?"

Is this a language spoken by humans?

The others felt a bit confused and ridiculous, but suddenly——

"Ugh——"

I don't know why, Wu Dong had heard this kind of dialogue before, and he just laughed it off, but at this moment, when this dialogue came out of Lin Li's mouth, he instantly felt a strong nausea and discomfort.

And it was directly to the point of being unbearable.

Feeling that the stomach had already started to surge to the throat, unstoppable, Wu Dong subconsciously bent down and covered his mouth.

The waist was bent successfully, but the mouth wasn't covered.

Because he covered the windshield.

When he found that he could still see the palm prints clearly, Wu Dong: "?"

Wait! Wait! Am I still wearing a helmet? Then——

"Ugh——"

It was too late. The surging things instantly went from the throat to the mouth. Without a hand to cover it, just closing the mouth couldn't stop it. Instantly, vomit spewed out of Wu Dong's mouth.

The windshield of the helmet was blurred into a piece of sticky filth, and Wu Dong could even clearly feel the warm touch of them flowing down his chin into his collar.

Even worse, the enclosed space made the sour and rotten smell instantly fill his nasal cavity——

"Ugh——"

This dry retching was completely instinctive, a more surging nausea hit the throat than last time, and then he vomited again.

And the picture in front of him was even more disgusting.

And then he vomited again.

And the picture in front of him was even more disgusting.

And then he vomited again.

And the picture in front of him was even more disgusting.

And then......

"Ugh——"

"Ugh——"

The sound of continuous vomiting rang out. In his anxiety and loss, Wu Dong even found that he couldn't take off his helmet, staggering like a headless fly in the forest, and finally stumbled and fell to the ground.

"Who help me... help me take off the helmet... I can't see... anything... can't think... can't breathe..."

Wu Dong's voice came from under the helmet, muffled, weak, as if he were already dead.

The position he fell was right next to Jin Di.

Jin Di was originally happy because he finally didn't want to vomit anymore. Wu Dong's fall gave him a fright, but after coming to his senses, it was concern:

"Grass? Wu Dong? What's wrong with you."

Because of the sun visor and the fact that it was night, Jin Di couldn't see what was happening under Wu Dong's helmet at all.

And when a person is vomiting, it is also difficult to pay attention to everything happening around them.

"Are you okay?"

Unaware, Jin Di reached out and pressed Wu Dong's windshield to pull it up, wanting to see what was wrong with Wu Dong.

Lifted, a face covered in filth and even still releasing filth appeared before his eyes.

Jin Di: "?"

Looking at it, it didn't look like a human.

And feeling that his windshield was finally opened, when fresh air came in, Wu Dong's tears almost flowed out: "Jin Di! Thank——"

"Swish——"

The windshield was instantly buckled down, buckled tightly.

Wu Dong: "(；゜o゜)?"

I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.

Wu Dong, who was covered in filth again: "Ugh——"

And the culprit Jin Di didn't fare much better. At this moment, he closed his eyes tremblingly, trying to make himself forget everything he had just seen.

Then he completely understood that some things are very difficult to forget.

"Ugh——!!"

The nausea that had just disappeared came back again, instantly making Jin Di unable to bear it. Not only did he vomit, but he also vomited on Wu Dong.

Lin Li smiled slightly, this was the result he wanted.

Daring to wear a helmet, this is the lesson.

Although Lin Li was smiling, he didn't look in the direction of the two—this time the victory scene, it was rare that Lin Li didn't want to appreciate it. "No, Wu Dong, what are you doing? Why is your psychological endurance so weak? Don't you often play the Sister Yu meme?"

For this sudden change, everyone was stunned, and one person asked in surprise.

"Clap clap clap, don't worry about Wu Dong, everyone listen to me, I haven't finished speaking yet."

Lin Li's applause attracted everyone's attention. He looked at the guy who was questioning Wu Dong and was also wearing a helmet, and continued to give the lead with a smile:

"Sister Yu, you clearly warmed the bed for me yesterday, but you ran away after letting out two muffled farts. It's really warm, but I still miss the nights with you."

The man smiled upon hearing this: "Cut, I won't think this is anything ugh——"

"Ugh——"

The smile disappeared in a flash, and the other party instantly entered the death loop of vomiting, the picture in front of him being more disgusting, vomiting, and the picture in front of him being more disgusting.

Then he also fell to the ground.

Seeing that no one was willing to take off their helmet voluntarily, Lin Li seamlessly looked at the next victim, affectionately:

"The day Sister Yu gets married will be the day the bar has the best business."

"The day Sister Yu gets married will be the day the hospital has the best business."

"The day Sister Yu gets married, I hope the dormitory aunt can turn off the lights in the boys' dormitory early, so that they who once loved deeply can cry happily in the dark."

"Ugh——"

"The bitterest candy in the world is Sister Yu's wedding candy."

"Now that so many people on the internet are spreading yellow rumors about Sister Yu, sigh, the whole world is bullying my girl, but I am powerless, I feel so uncomfortable......"

"Ugh——"

"Ugh——"

The sound of vomiting was endless, Zhao Nan lay on the ground, showing his big teeth and laughing.

To be honest, he felt that the scene in front of him was a bit bizarre.

These words were quite funny in his ears, but for some reason, these people would feel nauseous and want to vomit after hearing them.

And the most bizarre thing was that Zhao Nan found that those who wanted to vomit were all wearing helmets, and those who were not wearing helmets were all fine.

"Grass!"

When another partner fell, Kong Jingyun found that Lin Li was looking at him and preparing to speak, he instantly took the helmet off his head, smashed it on the ground, and then covered his mouth.

But the expected bad picture didn't appear. Kong Jingyun found that after Lin Li saw his move, he gave him a thumbs up, nodded in approval, and then looked directly at the next person.

Kong Jingyun wasn't very happy. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at the large group of people who had fallen before the fight even started, retreated a few steps in a panic, and said to Qin Jun with a trembling voice:

"Brother Jun, are there really no ghosts in this world? Why do I feel that tonight is a bit evil......"

"Could this person's Grandpa Shanqing be at the scene, helping him mess with us? We seem to have been set up......"

Kong Jingyun found that Qin Jun didn't answer, a bit surprised, turned to look at Qin Jun, but found that he was devoutly bending down and worshipping with his hands together toward the ground.

Kong Jingyun: "?"

What's on the ground? What are you worshipping?

A white fragment?

"Cough, cough," Qin Jun, who had already apologized to the old man named Shanqing a hundred times in his heart, hurriedly raised his head and made his face serious, "Afraid of a chicken feather!"

"You listen to him just because he lets you listen to him! Just smash his mouth!"

"And what are you guys wearing helmets for! Gas doesn't circulate after wearing a helmet, it's easy to feel nauseous! I said ashes are nothing to be afraid of! What's the use of wearing a helmet except to limit yourself?!"

Hearing Qin Jun say this, and also finding that those lying on the ground, except for people from the opposite school and Jin Di, were all wearing helmets without exception, the few people who were still standing immediately took off their helmets and threw them aside in bad luck.

"Old Kuai always drinks AD Calcium, because BC is enough~"

After speaking, he was just about to pick the next unlucky guy, but Lin Li looked at the fact that no one standing was wearing a helmet anymore.

Lin Li nodded in relief.

Finally sensible.

That's right, how good it would be to be like this earlier, why did he have to make him use the "Duck Blood Bottle".

Seeing Qin Jun scolding his younger brothers, Lin Li was no longer relieved.

He hated this kind of guy who kept pointing fingers from behind the most, just standing and talking without back pain.

Lin Li raised the "Duck Blood Bottle" again.

Then he pointed to the front in shock and said: "Buddy? How did you become like this when I played the Sister Yu meme? No way? Buddy, I said I liked Sister Yu as a joke, so you're serious?"

Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then followed Lin Li's finger direction.

——Then they saw Qin Jun's awakened lion.

Everyone: "?"

Qin Jun: "?"

Eh? Why, why did he become like this?

He doesn't like Sister Yu at all!!

Feeling the gazes around him, Qin Jun pulled up his pants, then forced a smile: "What are you talking about? This is Grandpa's normal state, don't envy others just because yours is small! Who is interested in Sister Yu!"

Although Lin Li was scolded, he was happy and gave Qin Jun a thumbs up.

This ability to adapt to circumstances, Lin Li approved, no wonder he could be a big brother, he has stuff.

"Fine, then I made a mistake, everyone don't look at him, look at me, look at me~"

He didn't torture Qin Jun anymore, Lin Li put the "Duck Blood Bottle" back into the 【Warehouse】, reopened the urn, and smiled at everyone:

"But it seems no one wants to vomit anymore, it seems it can't disgust the rest of you, so let's continue the physical fight."

"Swish——swish——"

He put on the posture of "Shen Teng, come here", but the action of hooking his fingers turned into flicking ashes. Lin Li jumped forward without changing his posture, anyway, he was enjoying it.

Everyone retreated rapidly.

"Brother! Shall we run! Don't dare to fight anymore, anyway, we didn't come to fight him in the first place, the fight has already been won......"

Kong Jingyun tried to regroup, but as he was no longer a firm materialist, he really couldn't muster the courage. He took a few steps forward and then retreated, saying to Qin Jun, who was still adjusting his crotch, with a trembling voice.

"Damn, a group of trash!"

Qin Jun really wanted to retreat in his heart, but he couldn't swallow this breath.

Even if he could swallow it, Little Qin Jun couldn't swallow it.

To put it bluntly, his group of people was also a bit useless. Beating an unarmed person with so many people, not hitting him once was one thing, but they were also beaten into such a miserable state.

From Qin Jun's perspective, Lin Li hadn't done anything at all, just threw some ashes and told some yellow rumors about Sister Yu.

And just like that, his side was defeated.

"Forget it, I can see that you group of trash can't get over this hurdle in your hearts, but you just let the other party throw things at you? Let me ask you, do you have no hands? Do you have nothing in your hands that you can throw at people?"

Qin Jun said to his younger brothers, and demonstrated by throwing the stick in his hand hard at Lin Li.

"Damn, sneak attack, un-martial!"

Lin Li, who was immersed in his art, almost didn't dodge it, so he let out a light sigh.

When the 【Empty-Handed Blade Catching】 passive is triggered, Lin Li is extremely sensitive to any flying object approaching him, to the extent that even if he closes his eyes, he can completely perceive it and catch it accurately after predicting the trajectory.

Several times before, he relied on this skill to show off.

But the premise is that this passive is in a triggered state.

This requires that both hands cannot hold anything, and naturally cannot hold the urn.

Just now this ability didn't take effect, so Lin Li, who was focused on digging ashes and didn't look ahead, only 'heard' the stick when it was in front of his eyes. That he could dodge it was simply because his physical fitness was too strong.

"Look! Look! Isn't this damn good! Isn't there an effect? There are so many people, but you can't even come up with one brain! No wonder you can only go to vocational school!"

But Qin Jun didn't know Lin Li's situation at all. Seeing Lin Li's reaction, his eyes lit up, feeling that his train of thought was no problem, so he roared loudly at his younger brothers.

And the younger brothers heard this, and their eyes immediately had light.

Brother Jun was really right this time, as long as it's long-range, the ashes won't be sprinkled on them! Then everything is easy to say!

"Brother Jun is right! We can smash him to death! Brothers! Throw at him directly, if we smash his urn down, we can directly get him!"

The younger brothers echoed and clamored, choosing to throw the weapons in their hands at Lin Li, and picking up other things on the ground after throwing.

For ordinary people, it was almost impossible to dodge the dense "barrage" without injury, but Lin Li dodged perfectly by relying on his control over himself, but he kept retreating.

Seeing this scene, everyone thought Lin Li had no moves, and became even more excited: "Keep throwing! Keep throwing! This Black Silk Man has no moves!"

Lin Li had already dodged behind a tree at this time, and at this time he poked out a head and looked at everyone with a smile: "Not so, brother."

If he wanted to, he had ten thousand ways to deal with this group of people.

Lin Li smiled gently: "I just finished the first stage of the work, and next I'm going to enter the second stage."

Qin Jun and the others were stunned.

He saw Lin Li put the urn on the ground, and then asked sincerely: "Brothers, have you seen "Guilty Crown"? Have you? Online waiting, urgent."

Qin Jun and the others: "(；o_o)?"

Unlike them who were confused:

Zhao Nan: "!"

Heavenly sound! Heavenly sound!

When he heard this sentence, Zhao Nan felt that the pain from the wounds he had been beaten with flew away!

The glowing penis finally arrived late!

"I've seen it! I've seen it! I remember the famous scene very clearly!"

So while Qin Jun and the others were stunned, Zhao Nan responded loudly.

He hadn't seen it before, but after being whipped by the glowing penis that time, in order to know why the Black Silk Man mentioned this, Zhao Nan immediately went to supplement this drama.

And then he was even more afraid of the Black Silk Man.

Being able to change the sword in this scene into a glowing penis is also a god-man.

But now, the one the Black Silk Man is going to deal with isn't himself!!

Some people become opponents and will only fear, become teammates... only rejoice.

So, Zhao Nan used all his strength to support Lin Li: "Brother! Not only have I seen it! I can sing that song! I can provide BGM for you!"

"Oh?" Lin Li, who was already prepared to play the song, stopped when he heard this. "Since that's the case, then you sing."

Zhao Nan took a deep breath:

"regentropfensindmeinetrnen! (Raindrops are my tears)"

"windistmeinatemundmeinerzhlung! (The wind is my breath, my words)"

So damn ugly.

Not as good as the original version at all.

But it was a heart after all.

So in order to spoil his fan, Lin Li still cooperated with a solemn expression, closed his eyes, and reached out to his collar.

In the sight of Qin Jun and the others who were completely confused and didn't know what was happening, Lin Li's voice already had a crying tone: "Grandpa Shanqing, please help me one more time......"

"Lend me your power!!!"

"Swish——"

The sound of breaking through the air rang out, and a white afterimage was pulled out from Lin Li's collar, drawing an arc and showing it to everyone.

A white slender bone.

Suspected of... a human forearm bone.

"Shuriken excalibur!!!" Lin Li shouted again.

Qin Jun, Zhao Nan: "(；o_o)?"

Is this the kind of help you mean?!!?

(End of this chapter) ===== CHAPTER 377 =====