Chapter 378: Didn't expect that everyone was on the same path

Is urine scarier or ghosts scarier?

The answer to this question is actually very simple.

First of all, ghosts are afraid of even boy urine, and what is bubbling onto him right now is adult urine, which is even more powerful than boy urine, so it must be this urine that is scarier.

And, Qin Jun, you really should drink more water (へ╬)!

It doesn't matter if you wear black pants, my white pants have turned into yellow pants now, Baka!!

"Qin Jun, I grass your mother! Stop peeing! When your mother dies, I will spend 75 sunlight to buy a tombstone devourer and plant it on your mother's grave to gnaw on your mother's tombstone frantically!!"

"Pee again and I'll chop it off! Qin Jun——! Wow, get up, you damn thing!"

"Why are you still grabbing me! Get lost! Let go!"

"Stop peeing, stop peeing, Brother Qin! Brother Jun! I beg you, really stop peeing, I'm scared tat......"

Zhao Nan received no response, whether through threats or pleas. She tried to drag her injured body away, only to find that the beast Qin Jun was actually holding her, refusing to let her leave.

Zhao Nan gradually felt despair, extreme despair, especially when Qin Jun's warmth gradually transmitted to his skin.

How should I describe it.

It's probably like going skiing with two brothers, sleeping in a big dormitory, and waking up the next day to find that the brothers on the left and right have come back from the toilet after washing their underwear, smiling silverly and telling you that they dreamed of a snow woman helping them ejaculate last night.

And you also wanted to tease them with a silver smile, but suddenly remembered that the dream you had last night was skiing, and both hands almost developed calluses.

How desperate that moment of realization was, that's how desperate Zhao Nan is now.

"Don't take my body, my body is not good......"

Qin Jun actually didn't know he was grabbing Zhao Nan, he just had a non-discriminatory desire to grab everything around him. Now even if there was a piece of Bufan's shit next to him, he would grab it without hesitation.

At this moment, because of tears, his vision became blurred, but because of this, the paper money and ghost fire became even more terrifying. Qin Jun was crying and snotting, his voice fearful:

"Grandpa Shanqing, I have yang impotence, I am infertile, I have irregular menstruation, I have cervical erosion...... The doctor said I don't have a few years to live...... Don't take my body, take his! His body is good! His body is good! He is still alive even after we beat him for so long!"

Zhao Nan, who was still cursing Qin Jun, stopped talking instantly.

Eh?

Looking at Qin Jun who was poking his spine, Zhao Nan: "(；o_o)?"

No, buddy? Ah? Are you polite? Diverting the disaster is too uncultured!

Just kidding, actually urine is not scarier than ghosts, so Zhao Nan fiercely counterattacked——

"My body is not good either! I have ingrown toenails on all ten toes, forty teeth that will ache continuously, I have internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids, mixed hemorrhoids, and perianal abscess...... You must stick to your choice!"

"You are healthy! You are lying!"

"You are the one lying......"

The two started spraying each other.

As for Lin Li, he had long since retreated while pinching his nose, with a look of disgust like a dragon on his face.

This Qin Jun actually peed his pants, what a coward.

Trash, trash.

Isn't it just seeing a black-silk lunatic who swept away all the younger brothers by himself in the desolate back mountain forest, carrying gloomy wind and ghost fire, walking toward him? No, what is there to be afraid of?

——If Lin Li met him, he wouldn't be afraid, he would go up and use a Qingzheng Yulei method!

However, Zhao Nan was very right about one thing, Qin Jun really should drink more water, this smell is too fishy.

Looking at the two who were still arguing for Shanqing, Lin Li smiled, took off his black silk headgear, and revealed his true face in front of everyone.

Seeing that the two didn't notice him, Lin Li restored his normal volume and tone, and said with disgust:

"Alright, alright, stop arguing, Old Shan isn't here, there's no ghost at all, just now it was all props and techniques, made to tease you."

"Everyone should be able to afford a joke, hurry up, those who can get up, get up."

Hearing such a dialogue, Zhao Nan and Qin Jun were stunned, then stopped arguing, but still looked at Lin Li cautiously, even the movement of turning their heads seemed to be slowed down.

Only seeing that the strange gloomy wind dissipated, the paper money that was floating around Lin Li fell to the ground, and was now being cleaned up by Lin Li. The ghost fire that was burning without cause was completely extinguished.

Lin Li, who was cleaning up the scene with a flashlight, found it funny to see the two still very vigilant and not daring to move.

At the same time, there was a faint sense of achievement for his sudden ghost idea being perfectly implemented.

Tonight can be considered a "spiritual" flash of inspiration in the true sense.

Naturally, there were no real ashes in the urn. It was made by Lin Li using flour mixed with coffee powder, mosquito coil ash, and some crushed cow bones.

This was a fake ash recipe that Lin Li tried to formulate after consulting materials.

There must be a gap from real ashes, but it's night now, and it's not clear. Besides, how many people in the world can really understand ashes?

Most people probably won't touch and study this kind of thing in their whole life.

As for that hand bone, it was taken directly from a skeleton model ornament.

Lin Li didn't keep it in his clothes all the time. Times have changed. Now the "Qiankun Ring", whether it's a glowing penis or a hand bone, can be easily put in, and it's no longer as troublesome as it was at the beginning.

And precisely because this hand bone is a model, there is no hardness to speak of, and it will break if you knock it casually.

In fact, when Lin Li took out the hand bone as a weapon to solve those younger brothers, most of the attack methods that caused damage to the younger brothers were still relying on himself: hands, feet, and iron mountain lean.

This hand bone was only used to poke butts and hit penises in actual combat.

This was Lin Li deliberately avoiding it, worrying that this fake bone would break too early if used to whip people.

Facing Qin Jun, he deliberately let it break when he met him head-on, so that his work could enter the third stage.

In the third stage, "Wind Control" is an old actor, while tears and ghost fire are new actors provided by "Five Elements Essentials".

In fact, if Qin Jun didn't pee, Lin Li should have a fourth stage to play: for example, let the "Formless Sword" possess the filial clothes in the backpack, let it float out and act as the soul of Grandpa Shanqing.

It is estimated that the burial clothes would have a better effect, but the funeral supply store hasn't finished it yet, but it's not a pity now, because neither the filial clothes nor the burial clothes have the qualification to appear.

The reason why Lin Li used these supernatural powers without scruples is that there is no surveillance here, and he has no teammates, and no one can ask him for an explanation.

Magic is like this.

"Hurry up, hurry up, I'm not just talking about the two of them, everyone, get up."

Picking up all the paper money and stuffing it back into the bag, seeing that there was no one in the clearing who dared to move, Lin Li couldn't hold it together, threw the broken bone in front of Qin Jun and Zhao Nan, and urged:

"Fake, fake at a glance, how old are you, still believing in ghosts, aren't you ashamed."

Qin Jun, Zhao Nan: "......"

Hey, grass, Black Silk Man, aren't you ashamed to say this?

The two each took a piece of broken bone, and the moment they touched it, they realized it was fake.

Too light.

Zhao Nan breathed a sigh of relief, so the content of fear returned to urine again.

However, Qin Jun had also finished peeing, so he wasn't in such a hurry, but he punched Qin Jun: "Qin Jun, get up, don't press on me! It hurts me to death."

Qin Jun actually didn't suffer any physical injury throughout the process, but at this moment, after hearing this, he slowly moved down from Zhao Nan, silent throughout.

After moving away, he didn't stand up, but held the half-broken fake bone in his hand, looked down at his crotch, and finally chose to bend his knees in front of him, hug them, and bury his head low.

A bit autistic, very a bit.

The current situation, for Qin Jun, is not as good as the real existence of Shanqing's soul.

It seems even more shameful than his choice to run away just now. Thinking that he might become a laughing stock in school and society in the future, Qin Jun collapsed a bit.

But soon Qin Jun raised his head.

Of course, not because he wanted to open up,

It's just because this posture, after burying his head low, the smell he smelled was really unpleasant, and he couldn't stand it.

Damn, he really should drink more water, how can this pee be so fishy.

After Qin Jun moved away, Zhao Nan stood up from the ground with some difficulty, and then looked at his yellow pants with complex expressions.

But now is not the time to care about this, he endured the pain from his injuries and walked toward Lin Li.

Lin Li immediately pinched his nose.

Zhao Nan: "......"

Seeing this, Zhao Nan stopped interestingly, and then thanked Lin Li: "Black Silk Man, thank you for coming to save us."

Others also stood up one after another, almost all of Zhao Nan's companions.

After all, Qin Jun's companions were either almost unconscious from the vomit, or were still in pain or didn't dare to get up at all, for fear that Lin Li would strike again.

"Your mother, Qin Jun! Kicking me just now was quite cool! Password! Peeing pants clown! Trash thing! Be arrogant again!"

A man even walked to the autistic Qin Jun and started kicking him angrily, his expression ferocious, as if he were taking revenge.

Qin Jun, who was kicked to the ground, didn't fight back, numbly enduring it.

Lin Li raised an eyebrow.

"Let go a little." Lin Li first signaled Zhao Nan to let go of a position, then picked up a stick from the ground, weighed it twice, and threw it forward.

"Swish——"

"Ah ah ah!!"

The lower leg of the man who was kicking Qin Jun was smashed hard, and he screamed instantly, kneeling and lying on the ground again, holding the smashed place and gasping.

Lin Li then looked at Zhao Nan and the others who were trembling with fear, and smiled gently but impolitely: "Who the hell came to save you?"

"You just lost the fight, you won't think you are a vulnerable group, and you are some good stuff in my eyes, right?"

"They are all two piles, but one pile is a bit more powerful, and one pile is useless, big brother and second brother, but in the final analysis, they are all scum."

"I just said that all of you have been surrounded by me, it's all of you, be honest."

"After getting up, clean up the scene, so that we can all take it to the bureau later."

Zhao Nan smiled awkwardly, but his other companions who hadn't seen the Black Silk Man's methods changed their expressions: "Still need to call the police?"

For them, being caught in is much more troublesome than losing a fight.

Several people looked at each other, nodded tacitly, and ran into the woods.

They knew that for this kind of group fight, the Demon Suppression Division actually just educates them and lets their families come to pick them up and discuss compensation for injuries. At most, adults might have to stay for ten days or half a month.

It's just this degree, as long as they can run away, even if the companion informs the Demon Suppression Envoy of their identity information, they won't make a big fuss to catch them back.

"Zhao Nan, you should be honest, right?"

Seeing this, Lin Li just smiled, and while picking up more sticks, asked Zhao Nan.

Zhao Nan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

He had no intention of being an enemy of the Black Silk Man.

Seeing Lin Li so calm, Zhao Nan was even more certain.

"Not bad, help me watch these people for a while," Lin Li patted Zhao Nan on the shoulder in relief, and then brushed past him.

"Ah!!"

"Ah!!"

Before Zhao Nan turned his head, he heard the screams of his few companions.

Turning his head, several people were already lying on the ground, even twitching.

Zhao Nan was a bit surprised. There was only a stick beside them. Obviously, this was smashed by the stick.

But just being smashed by a stick, as long as it doesn't hit the joints, even falling is difficult, let alone lying on the ground and twitching?

It is human nature for Zhao Nan to think so.

After all, he didn't know that Lin Li could also use the "Qingzheng Yulei Method".

——When Lin Li threw things at these people, sticks and the like were cover, and what was really thrown was a thunder ball.

And Qin Jun frowned at this time, closed his eyes, sniffed the air, and then got up.

"Qin Jun! Don't think about running! Black Silk Man will be back soon! He won't let you go when he comes back!" Zhao Nan shouted at Qin Jun immediately, his color was fierce and his words were weak.

Zhao Nan was very afraid that Qin Jun would really run away.

He was still in a negative state, and Qin Jun was only psychologically injured. If they really fought, he had no chance of winning at all.

What if the Black Silk Man comes back and finds that Qin Jun has run away, and transfers his anger to himself?

However, Qin Jun waved his hand: "Didn't plan to run, recognized it tonight."

He walked to a person who was 'knocked' unconscious, turned him over to the front, and then in his dim and desperate eyes, light finally lit up, and he sneered:

"Zai Yong! You peed your pants too! Hahahaha! Still mocking your father!" ===== CHAPTER 379 =====