Chapter 38: Three-legged Golden Crow Lin Li

The comfort just now made Lin Li unforgettable, and suddenly his longing for Xiao Jing faded.

Xiao Jing's massage technique was just so-so.

"Sure enough, a person won't be suffocated by urine; there's a road before the car reaches the mountain!"

Lin Li took the spirit stone out of his mouth with gratification and wiped it clean with a paper towel.

Then he held it in his hand and practiced the "Eight-Stage Body Tempering Technique" spiritual energy chapter again.

The comfortable pleasure poured into his body again, the spirit stone in his hand glowed slightly, and the crystal clear inside circulated rapidly. Anyway, there was no one at home, so he just called it a pleasure.

He switched hands and tested it again.

A while.

Holding it in his mouth was not a necessary condition. It seemed that as long as it was in contact with his skin, it could play a role in absorbing spiritual energy.

The luster was no different from the beginning, but if Lin Li observed carefully with his "Karsland big eyes," he would find that the inside was no longer absolutely clear. Between the crystal clear, there was a small bubble—calling it a bubble wasn't right; it was like two incompatible gases.

It could be foreseen that this bubble was the consumed spiritual energy. Once the crystal clear inside was completely turned into pure white "air," this spirit stone would be completely consumed.

Although it was very small, Lin Li couldn't help but frown.

A little bit was not cute at all.

He had just been happy for more than ten seconds cumulatively, and it resulted in a bubble? This was definitely not good news, as it meant the spiritual energy inside would probably be absorbed by him in less than a few dozen minutes.

However, Lin Li thought about it and suddenly felt relieved.

The thing in his hand was ultimately just a spirit stone, and it was the most shabby low-grade one. Among the treasures of the cultivation world, it was considered the most, most, most basic thing, something that could be used as currency.

In the novels he used to read, the cultivation world would talk about thousands or tens of thousands of spirit stones. His five pieces did indeed seem a bit shabby.

But for Lin Li, it was also a milestone leap.

He finally touched the level of cultivation! This was the reward he had received so far that made Lin Li feel the clearest and deepest.

Lin Li didn't intend to continue practicing the "Eight-Stage Body Tempering Technique." One hour of serious practice every day was enough. If he practiced inefficiently, he would absorb spiritual energy inefficiently, which would be a loss.

And it was already very late, so he would talk about it tomorrow.

The next morning, approaching five o'clock.

"A person can really be suffocated by urine."

Lin Li retracted his statement from last night.

In addition, he announced that the reward that made Lin Li feel the clearest and deepest was actually not these five spirit stones!

Spirit stones or whatever, go aside.

It was the 50% increase in internal Yang energy concentration!

Admittedly, when Lin Li completed the mission, his body felt nothing like usual, but this time, his judgment was completely wrong.

It's not that it won't be reported, it's just that the time hasn't come.

When Lin Li got up in the morning, the retribution came.

At this moment, Lin Li was standing in the toilet, bending his waist hard, very anxious.

Are there any shooting game players? Waiting online, urgent.

Your mother.

"Who the hell let you feed Yang energy into my body like this? Can't it be masculine energy? Let me become Mr. Mighty!" Lin Li was a bit annoyed; he really wanted to go to the toilet.

Looking at Mr. Mighty behind the toilet, Lin Li was even angrier.

Seventeen years old is the age to compete with steel plates, but now he is slightly better.

Usually, he washes up, and when he finishes washing up, everything returns to its original state, but today, after washing up, Lin Li still carried abundant Yang energy, head held high, refusing to surrender.

Lin Li felt that if he were thirty-seven, he would be overjoyed and reborn with such an increase, but now... Brother, I have too much Yang energy, I really don't need it now!

Can you give it to me later? Or let a demoness suck it?

Xiao Jing! Sorry!

He shouldn't have teased her last night.

Eh, can he solve the problem by doing a handstand at this time?

A handstand can't solve the problem, at least he can't do it now. Of course, Lin Li wouldn't go to practice this; he knew his physical fitness couldn't support it.

If he peed crookedly, it would be over.

Speaking of which, after these few days of morning exercise even without spiritual energy, Lin Li felt that his body was much better than before, at least not a corpse that was muddled.

When he becomes strong in the future, he will try again.

As for the way Lin Li finally solved it...

Thanks to political correctness.

Who said black is not good? Black is great, better than yellow and white.

If it weren't for Lin Li forcing himself to stare at the heroine of the live-action "The Little Mermaid" for ten seconds, or the heroine of "Black Anthropomorphic Catfish," with the help of a pair of beautiful eyes where the left eye takes ten yuan to the right eye, the steel was also refined, and he felt comfortable all of a sudden.

If it were a normal heroine casting, his staring would probably only have the opposite effect.

Thanks again to political correctness for leaving so much shit in the world; as long as you want to eat, you can eat it easily.

Lin Li, who had walked to the entrance, suddenly found it difficult.

How should he practice with the spirit stone?

Although the spirit stone is not as big as an egg, it is not small. It is not only uncomfortable to hold in his mouth, but he is also uncomfortable. But if he holds it in his hand, his fingers can no longer move flexibly, so he can't do some movements when practicing, and it is too conspicuous.

As for exercising at home, Lin Li thought about it and didn't plan to do so.

He had always been in the community park before. Lin Li was worried that if he changed to home, the system wouldn't recognize it. After all, the description before the mission was triggered also mentioned "the rising morning sun," although it was not in the mission requirements, Lin Li didn't want to take this risk.

You know, the requirement for Mission One is one consecutive week. Once it breaks once, the previous days are all wasted.

Should he still practice the first chapter normally? But Lin Li couldn't forget the happiness of last night, and true cultivation was right in front of him. Who could hold back?

So Lin Li started thinking of a way.

As everyone knows, Lin Li is a genius.

Then Lin Li's old face rarely had some shyness.

Don't say, don't say, it seems there is a position very suitable for placing spirit stones. Not only can it be used without any auxiliary tape, but the position itself has tight wrapping clothing, and to be honest, from two to three, others can't tell.

justdoit!

Lin Li changed into a pair of loose basketball shorts.

He lowered his head, looked, and nodded with gratification.

Plan passed.

Just as no one knows whether a giant beast is hidden under the calm sea, naturally no one will know whether this potentially oviparous giant beast has already conceived a third child in its belly.

Basketball pants are loose, but Lin Li changed into a brand new pair of underwear.

After all, because Lin Li sleeps on his side, and his feet are habitually straight and bent—the range of motion is very large, and it will be loose after wearing it seven or eight times.

Wear it seven or eight more times, and it will be unspeakable. Once it is suspended, it will make people very, very, very uncomfortable—especially when there are people around and it is not suitable for adjustment.

So he specially changed it. After all, if this happens, the spirit stone will fall out directly.

Lin Li absolutely does not allow such things to happen.

That picture is too beautiful to imagine. He is really afraid that others will misunderstand.

If someone happens to take a remote control nearby, his originally bright and brilliant life will be ruined.

Today I met a girl outside the subway station, and a remote control fell out of her pocket.

When I picked it up, I saw the panic that flashed across her face.

I was so happy,

So I pressed the button with an evil face.

The subway station exploded.

I took out my notebook on the spot and started coding. When I wrote this, the Demon Suppression Division seemed to be coming.

How to say it.

Remember to watch the 30-second ad and vote for me to revive me.

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(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 39 =====