Chapter 380

Lin Li had just finished speaking when he immediately realized that he was indeed still a bit imprecise.

For example, someone like Hawking, who was paralyzed from the waist down, might not mind if someone gave his balls a few extra kicks; it wouldn't make a difference anyway.

But could you say he wasn't a man? Of course not. The fact that this guy could get on Epstein's list and enjoy life on Lolita Island was enough to prove he was a man.

Never mind, let's be even more precise; it feels better to call him a "field man"—after all, this man has no power (li) below.

However, seeing that Chen, Ding, and Qu probably didn't have as broad a train of thought as he did and wouldn't think that far, they didn't raise any objections, so Lin Li didn't add any supplementary descriptions or patches.

Qu Wanqiu was still silent.

Is, is that so?

The way Lin Li puts it... it actually seems to be the case...

No!

"Wait! Lin Li! You're talking nonsense again! Giving birth to a child is because there is a child as a reward! It's for the sake of having a child that one is willing to endure the pain!

And kicking, kicking... kicking you guys has no reward! So who would want to get hit for no reason!

If there were no child as a reward, women wouldn't say things like 'Come on, cut my belly open' either!"

Having almost been led astray, Qu Wanqiu, who now realized Lin Li was sophistically arguing, immediately regained her confidence and questioned him loudly.

Lin Li blinked.

Actually, as long as you kick gently, it's simple to have a child come out, but this way of putting it is too much of a turn-off and not suitable to say in front of the opposite sex, so Lin Li just chuckled:

"Very good, Little Pigtails, you still have a brain; I am very gratified."

"Gratified your head!" Qu Wanqiu scoffed. Then, seeing that Bai Bufan still had an expression of having ascended to immortality, she tilted her chin and asked with concern:

"But it should be very painful, I believe that. Aren't you guys going to take him to the infirmary?"

"That works too." Lin Li nodded.

"Don't!" The one who refused was Bai Bufan himself. He lifted his head slightly and gave the Chen-Ding-Qu trio a difficult smile like a strong woman in labor: "I'm fine, thank you 'three' for your concern."

"The infirmary or whatever, there's no need."

Lin Li also nodded: "You girls should leave first. Actually, any gaze from you now is a secondary injury to Bufan."

Hearing this, the three couldn't help but want to laugh, yet felt it wasn't appropriate.

"Then we're leaving."

Lin Li took the opportunity to hand the water he had sipped from to Chen Yuying:

"If I leave my water here, they'll steal it. You take it first, I'll ask you for it later. As a reward, you can secretly drink a few sips; I don't mind."

"I don't want to reward you."

"Then are you going to spit in it to punish me?"

"Disgusting~ stop talking." Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li reproachfully and left with Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.

"Oh, oh—" Bai Bufan finally sat up slowly, not forgetting to groan.

Then, a cold gaze was directed at Lin Li: "You damn Lin Li, you knew this was a secondary injury, yet you brought them over to watch and chatted with them for so long?!"

Lin Li showed an innocent smile.

But Bai Bufan didn't care anymore. He wanted to kill someone else even more now, so he grinned viciously: "Where is Zeyu!"

"He went to the supermarket to buy snacks to honor you," Lin Li replied immediately.

"That's sensible of him, I'll spare his life." Bai Bufan nodded, his anger subsiding slightly.

He reached down to check if he was still functional, then let out a long sigh of emotion: "Lin Li, I admire that old man 'Happy Brand Blade' more and more. How could he just give it away? I'm thinking even if this thing is useless, you have to keep it..."

"Indeed, it hurts just thinking about it," Zhang Haoyang, who was wiping sweat with a tissue, nodded. Then, somewhat puzzled, he asked Lin Li and Bai Bufan:

"Hey, Lin Li, Bufan, you say, since this thing is so important yet so fragile, why hang it on the outside? Isn't it better to put it inside the body? If you put it outside and can't use it, is it for knocking on doors? But if you're already inside, knocking on the door is meaningless, right?"

"What a 'knocking on the door'." Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in.

Lin Li thought for a moment and gave an answer: "I think it might be because once a creature is in heat, it will crazily send the message 'I want to mate, I want to mate' to the brain.

But everyone here knows that mating isn't something you can do just because you want to. So after the brain gets annoyed by the questioning, it responds with the message 'Go stay somewhere cool,' and then it hangs in the cool crotch area."

"Damn, awesome." Zhang Haoyang laughed and gave a thumbs up.

"Lin Li still has a brain," Bai Bufan nodded in approval, then reached out to Zhang Haoyang: "Haoyang, give me a tissue. Phew—I can't even tell if I'm sweating cold or hot sweat anymore."

"Sure."

At this moment, Lin Li looked down at his own thighs.

Why is my tissue gone?

When?

Have I also been hit by 'Za Warudo'?

So Lin Li smiled gently and reached out to Zhang Haoyang: "Haoyang, give me a life. Phew—I can't even tell if the blood you're about to shed is cold or hot."

Evening self-study.

No teacher was sitting in.

"This lever arm, tsk..." Bai Bufan scratched his hair irritably and poked Lin Li, "Lin Li, how do you write this question?"

Lin Li took a look; it was a physics problem.

Because he had already finished it, he didn't need to read the question or think at all, and could guide him directly:

"Equilibrium state, forces need to cancel each other out. Not only is the net force zero, but the net torque must also be zero... What gives the billboard a clockwise rotation tendency is gravity mg, and its lever arm is the horizontal distance, which is half the length of the billboard..."

"... So you get it: t is approximately 288.7n, the net force is 280n, and the direction is 59° diagonally to the upper left."

"That's the answer. Calculate it yourself again; once you match it, you'll know how to do it."

"Damn, awesome." Bai Bufan looked at the problem-solving logic and process Lin Li had written down smoothly on the draft paper. By the time he reacted to praise him, Lin Li had already returned to his own business, studying classical Chinese again.

Looking at Lin Li's logic on the draft paper, then looking at his own logic in the exercise book, Bai Bufan shook his head.

Your mother.

Sometimes Bai Bufan really wondered if he had an anal sphincter growing on his hand; otherwise, why was everything he wrote just crap?

Damn physics.

Sigh, just write it, just write it.

"..."

"Lin Li, I suddenly realized something!"

Lin Li was packing his things—he had to prepare to go to the multi-function classroom to continue competition tutoring. The list of those who advanced hadn't come out yet, but it should have been graded. Logically, tonight's process was to announce the list and explain the test paper.

Hearing this lowered whisper, Lin Li stopped what he was doing and turned to look at Bai Bufan.

He saw Bai Bufan still looking at the question he had explained to him ten minutes ago, only now there was a silly smile on his lips, and his eyes were bright, as if he had deduced something extraordinary.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li raised an eyebrow in confusion.

Bai Bufan used his hands to make an exaggerated gesture in front of his chest and grinned lewdly:

"To be balanced, you need the net force of several forces to be zero. Lin Li, think about it, don't those beast-girls with big tails almost all have super big 'thunder'?"

"And those beast-girls without big 'thunder'," Bai Bufan pointed to the center of gravity of the billboard in the exercise book:

"To reduce the extra backward and downward torque brought by the tail, they choose to become lolis, lowering their center of gravity and improving their body's stability. This way, with a small body and a low center of gravity, the support surface is relatively stable, and the force from the tail isn't enough to flip them over."

"This is the reason why beast-girls only have sexy royal sister types and cute loli types, and almost no 'average figure + giant tail' intermediate types. The laws of physics are constraining the two-dimensional world..."

Lin Li: "..."

Another one driven crazy by learning physics.

But fortunately, the one who went crazy was Bai Bufan.

So the physics community only lost an insignificant person.

Although what Bai Bufan said did make some sense.

Feeling Lin Li's pitying gaze, Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in himself, resting his chin on the table and laughing in self-abandonment:

"Physics, this science of sciences, is really disgusting. Fortunately, you only have to study it in Grade 1. As long as I don't choose it, I'll be liberated in Grade 2."

"Then you won't be able to apply for nearly half of the university majors in the future," Lin Li said with a smile.

The four major categories of science and engineering majors—science, engineering, agriculture, and medicine—basically require students to choose physics and chemistry. The number of these majors accounts for about 40% or more, as many as the majors with no elective requirements at all.

Lin Li himself doesn't care about this. He is now a jack-of-all-trades and has no goals for university majors. In fact, once he got the system, university majors became an insignificant matter.

So which subjects to choose depends entirely on who he plans to be classmates with later.

With Chen Yuying, or Bai Bufan?

Sigh, the drawbacks of the monogamous system are showing at this time.

Thinking that by Grade 2, everyone in this class would be scattered all over this teaching building, Lin Li couldn't help but feel some emotion.

Are they a pile of shit when gathered, and a sky full of stars when scattered?

The parent-teacher meeting tomorrow will cover these subject selection contents. Xue Jian should be preparing the materials right now, so he probably also hates to see everyone go and doesn't want that day to come, right?

"That's true," Bai Bufan raised an eyebrow upon hearing this, "But I probably don't want to study those majors... or maybe not. Forget it, I'll decide later. Maybe I'll become a physics genius next semester."

"Bufan, do you know how to judge if someone is a physics genius?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan upon hearing this, "I have a very robust method, with extremely high accuracy."

"Oh? How so?" Bai Bufan was a bit curious.

Lin Li: "Directly judge that they are not a physics genius; the accuracy rate is as high as 99%."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Your mother.

But it seems that's really the case.

Too robust.

"You guys who are good at science really deserve to die. You're so noble when choosing majors."

Bai Bufan couldn't comfort himself, so he started cursing others, using a compass to scrape the white paint stains off the desk, gritting his teeth: