Chapter 386: Wu Min's left brain is arguing with her right brain

This sounds familiar... No, have I become Bufan?

It's ruined. Can I not even protect the last half of the difficult scripture?

I wonder if Qin Zeyu and Zhang Haoyang would envy me.

As for Bai Bufan himself, he has already disappeared from the teaching building—he isn't going home this week, so he decisively chose to contact his family about matters via a message in a bottle, which could avoid the possibility of a face-to-face confrontation.

So Bai's mother, who followed Wu Min out, wasn't surprised not to see Bai Bufan, but she lingered her gaze on Lin Li for a few extra seconds with a somewhat complex look.

She really hadn't noticed before.

This child looks dignified, yet he is so extraordinary?

"Lin Li, keep up, but remember to keep your distance from me, don't get too close." Wu Min ignored Lin Li's heartbroken expression and said in a low voice like a secret agent as she passed him.

Lin Li nodded helplessly, stood in place to tell Bai's mother where Bai Bufan had gone, and then looked at Chen Yuying and her mother in the front gate area.

When Chen Yuying's mother also looked over, Lin Li smiled at her before following Wu Min away.

Sigh, I envy Bai Bufan.

—Because if I had a tail right now, it would be great, so I could wag it to let the other party know I'm showing goodwill.

At the school gate, Lin Li got into Wu Min's car.

Lin Li didn't ride his bicycle today; Wu Min drove him in the morning.

Actually, Lin Li didn't intend to let Wu Min drive him. After all, it was rare for Wu Min to have a holiday to go home, so it would be great if she could sleep in.

But Wu Min insisted on showing her love, and Lin Li couldn't refuse, so he accepted it, only silently sighing that Sister Min had also grown up.

"Dinner is already made at home. Let's go home and eat first, then Mom will take you to the driving school. However, if you want to finish your practice hours today, Mom will already be resting when you finish, so I won't pick you up when you go home. You can take a taxi home yourself."

After Lin Li got in the car, Wu Min finally returned to her identity as Lin Li's mother, starting the car while stating her arrangements.

"Okay." Lin Li naturally didn't care about this.

"What combination are you planning to choose for your subjects? Do you have any ideas? Mom doesn't know much about these things, so it'll all be up to you later."

Since she was free while driving, Wu Min picked up the brochure issued by the school from the passenger seat, threw it to Lin Li in the back, and asked.

"I have." Lin Li nodded.

"Oh? What combination?" Wu Min was a bit curious.

Lin Li: "The combination with more girls."

Wu Min: "(；o_o)?"

Wu Min had thought of many answers, even all 35 combinations, but she really hadn't thought of this one.

Such a lecher had actually appeared in her own home.

Wu Min felt she needed to retract that sentence from just now: "Mom doesn't know much about these things, so it'll all be up to you later."

She suddenly felt that she could actually know a little bit.

"What are you choosing your subjects for?!" Wu Min said with an angry laugh.

"Girls," Lin Li said bluntly, while observing Wu Min's reaction, "Mom, I kind of want to fall in love."

Wu Min glanced at Lin Li through the rearview mirror and said with some amusement: "You're still a high school student, what's the rush to fall in love?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Li raised his eyebrows, feeling indignant:

"What's wrong with being a high school student? Kong Rong yielded the pears at four, Sima Guang smashed the vat at seven, Xiao Yan broke through to the ten-stage Dou Qi at eleven and condensed the Dou Qi vortex to become a terrifying Dou Zhe, Qin Ganluo became a prime minister at twelve, Zhou Yu was appointed as the Grand Governor of the Navy at thirteen...

They were all like this before they even went to high school. I, Lin Li, am already eighteen, what's wrong with falling in love?"

Still the same saying, high school students should combine work and rest, fall in love when they want to, and think about studying when they want to.

Feeling Wu Min's silence, Lin Li felt a bit proud; clearly, his citing of classics had stunned her.

Wu Min: "..."

She always felt that something she didn't understand had been mixed into the examples just now.

"What you're saying isn't even the same thing!" Wu Min's language function quickly recovered.

"It's the same, it's the same. In short, I want to fall in love! I just want to fall in love!" Lin Li acted like a child, being unreasonable.

"Fine, fine," Wu Min sighed, "Then I'll tell the navigation to change the destination."

"Change the destination? Sister Min, where are you changing to?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes, preparing to jump out of the car.

Accepting it so quickly, Lin Li didn't think Wu Min would say anything good next.

"After all, I'm a first-time mom. Regarding parenting, I've talked to quite a few colleagues and friends before. Once, we talked about what to do when the child at home is in heat.

And their advice was not to breed, but that neutering is good for both the child and yourself. Mom is taking you there now." Wu Min said calmly.

Lin Li was amused; his prediction was indeed correct.

Then Lin Li laughed and retorted: "Mom, is it possible that the 'child' they were talking about was a fur baby, not a human child? Misapplying formulas only gets a zero score."

Wu Min also laughed. While continuing to drive home, she glanced at Lin Li, unable to suppress her curiosity:

"Lin Li, why do you suddenly want to fall in love? Didn't you say before when I asked you that you only liked characters in those cartoons?"

"First of all, it was anime, not cartoons. Secondly, Mom, you're still old now. When you reach my age, you'll understand what the palpitations of puberty are,"

Lin Li shrugged, answered simply, and then continued to ask:

"So Mom, if I fall in love, what's your attitude? I'll ask you first, so I can prepare some blood pressure medication if needed."

This time, Wu Min thought about it quite seriously for a while before choosing to speak:

"I definitely won't support it in high school. Personally, Mom still doesn't want you to fall in love right now."

"But if you really do, as long as you have a sense of propriety in your heart and actions, although Mom won't support it and won't give you extra money or help you because you're in love, I won't oppose it either. I won't stop you or lecture you, hmm... let nature take its course."

It was about the same as he had expected, so Lin Li nodded: "So that means if I want to make my relationship public to you later, I don't need to prepare blood pressure medication?"

"You'd better prepare some," Wu Min shook her head, "Mom is still afraid you'll give me some kind of shock."

Wu Min had once heard a very terrifying and regrettable experience from a colleague—

At that time, the mother and daughter were buying clothes in a department store. The colleague tried on a dress she evaluated very highly and asked her daughter who had just started college: "Nannan, do you think I look good in this dress?"

The daughter thought for a moment and said: "Mom, can you guarantee that no matter what I say now, you won't get angry?"

The colleague nodded: "I guarantee."

Daughter: "I'm pregnant."

So the colleague learned her daughter's secret, and the daughter learned never to trust her mother's guarantee.

As for where this experience was regrettable: Wu Min was actually quite curious about what the style of that dress she evaluated highly was like, but when the colleague finished telling this story, she was in a bad mood, so she didn't ask in the end.

With such a precedent in Xiling, and considering that Lin Li has always been better than his predecessors, Wu Min felt that blood pressure medication was still necessary.

Facing Lin Li, no amount of preparation is a waste.

And having received this answer, Lin Li nodded: "Mom, then pull over."

"Pull over for what?" Wu Min asked.

Lin Li: "I'm going to the pharmacy next door to buy some blood pressure medication, it'll be useful later."

"Suddenly buying..." Wu Min only said three words before stopping. At the same time, the car drove slower and slower, and finally stopped on the side of the road.

Sigh.

She sighed.

Then she slowly turned her head, staring fixedly at Lin Li, word by word, somewhat gritting her teeth: "I'm going to be a grandma?"

Lin Li: "?"

Stunned for a moment, Lin Li scratched his head somewhat embarrassedly:

"This, this is too fast, Mom. Can you give me a few more years... To be honest, before I graduate and enter society, I don't have any such plans...

Mom, if you want to hold a child, you should switch your career to become a maternity matron at this stage..."

Hearing Lin Li's words, Wu Min finally breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as no human life was created.

"So you really are in love?" Wu Min asked.

She also understood Lin Li's strange words on the way home; were they all paving the way for this moment?

"Yeah, we've been dating for two weeks." Lin Li nodded without covering it up.

Wu Min frowned slightly, then suddenly realized.

Two weeks ago, Lin Li did contact her in the middle of the night and asked her if she wanted a grandson.

Phew—it's a good thing I refused at the time, Wu Min felt some lingering fear.

Wu Min then asked with a somewhat serious tone:

"Where is the girl from? Is she from the same school?

Lin Li, don't you dare date someone in her twenties or even someone who is already working. Mom absolutely won't allow that. I will force you to transfer to boarding school and cut off all contact."

Lin Li pointed at himself with a husky in his heart. ===== CHAPTER 387 =====