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Chapter 396

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Lin Li really didn't know what expression he should put on at this moment, nor did he know what expression he had now.

The homework that Nailong and Sasuke's dad have to write should be a pretty big burden for him; he's probably going to have to use up all the ink in his pen to make it possible to write something that satisfies Wu Huizhen.

Sigh, perhaps it can be considered the sorrow of a middle-aged man—after all, once student days are over, everyone has fewer and fewer opportunities to use pens to write, so naturally, they become more and more powerless about doing homework, and it's inevitable that it will erupt in middle age.

Fortunately, he is a cultivator and shouldn't have worries in this regard.

"Brother Lin Li? Do you know why? Why do you get scolded for writing homework fast."

Seeing that Lin Li didn't answer for a long time, Nailong pursued the question persistently, his eyes full of Ding Zhen's thirst for knowledge.

"Nailong, ah," Lin Li rubbed Li Nailong's head, trying hard to say something human: "Writing homework fast means your dad didn't write it seriously.

If after finishing it, not a single question is written to your mom's satisfaction, she naturally won't be happy.

This kind of fast writing is useless, so, although slow isn't necessarily good, blindly pursuing speed is even worse. You have to remember this, do you know?"

"Oh oh, Nailong knows." Nailong nodded, but judging from his expression, it was hard to say whether he understood it or not.

"Then Nailong, you work hard, I believe in you."

"Thank you, Brother, I won't let down your expectations." Nailong nodded heavily: "Because, I am Nailong!"

Lin Li blinked.

Actually, Nailong misunderstood.

The "I believe in you" in Lin Li's sentence just now had the meaning of the "believe in" in the "I believe in this batch of young people" said by a security guard in Northern Myanmar to his superior, read in the first tone.

Lin Li had also read it in the first tone just now.

Maybe Nailong didn't learn phonetic symbols too well either.

But Lin Li didn't intend to correct him; he was worried that Nailong would diverge his research and conclude that "w" is "da bu niu" (big twist) and say "w" is "xiao bu niu" (small twist).

Anyway, Li Nailong is not the target he, as a tutor, needs to be truly responsible for; he's just taking care of him along the way. There's no need, it's easy to get a heart attack.

After leaving a "mm-hmm" as a response, Lin Li returned to Sasuke's side.

Sasuke's homework still wasn't finished.

But a lot of time had already passed, and no matter how much more time he was given, he might not be able to write out the remaining questions.

He could start intervening.

"Alright, let's stop here for now. For the questions you don't know how to write, I'll teach you in a moment. Give me the homework." Lin Li tapped the desk lightly, his voice steady.

After getting it, Lin Li's gaze scanned the questions Sasuke had written to judge right from wrong.

"This question is wrong, it's not b." Soon, Lin Li locked onto a multiple-choice question, his fingertip pointing at it.

"I know." Sasuke nodded unexpectedly, his chin raised slightly, carrying a bit of confidence, "I wrote it wrong on purpose; this question is actually c."

Lin Li: "?"

This question really was c.

"Why did you write it wrong on purpose?" Lin Li asked in surprise, also having some interest.

Li Sasuke lowered his head slightly, his fingers crossed against his chin, the corners of his mouth hooked into an evil, arrogant smile: "I have made too many enemies in my life, and I don't want my enemies to pick up my homework and be able to copy it directly, so some of my answers are biased to the left!"

Lin Li: "?"

Holy shit, He Chenguang!

Lin Li nodded in admiration, but after continuing to look at this homework for a while, he suddenly narrowed his eyes.

Because he saw another question Li Sasuke had written wrong.

Sasuke chose b, but even if the options were biased to the left, a was also wrong.

"This question b is wrong." Lin Li looked at Sasuke.

"Choose a."

"a is also wrong."

"I know," however, Sasuke just nodded calmly, "This question is actually c, right?"

The gap between Lin Li's eyelids was almost narrowed into a line, his tone strange: "Right, but, why is your option biased to the right this time."

Sasuke: "I have been betrayed three times. The road to becoming a king is always lonely, and there are always people drifting away.

So I don't want an enemy who was once a friend but betrayed me and is now an enemy to be able to pick up my homework and copy it directly. This is... my second layer of insurance!"

Lin Li was expressionless, just quickly flipped back to the question where the answer was c and Sasuke chose b, his fingertip pointing heavily at the question, and said coldly:

"Come, King, explain to me why this question is b."

"..."

"..."

"The King doesn't know."

After looking at it in silence for a long time, the little emperor gave a high-quality answer and gave a sheepish smile.

Lin Li smiled.

"Damn it! Was I seen through again! This time's enemy is unimaginably powerful, I still need to hone myself..." Facing Lin Li's smile, Li Sasuke spat secretly, turned his head, bit his fingernails, and talked to himself.

Sure enough.

What He Chenguang, there are only four options for multiple-choice questions in total. As long as you have three layers of insurance, no matter how you choose, it's 'right.'

This damn kid, the country's struggle, the nation's burden, the elite of the society, the world losing him is like the sports world losing Hawking. Come on, nothing in the world is difficult, as long as you are willing to give up...

"Alright, let's start looking at the wrong questions. First, this question..." Lin Li took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to roast him back into his heart, and returned to the right track,

From Li Sasuke's chuunibyou, it can be seen that this guy's poor grades are definitely not because he's stupid, so he still has no results after working hard.

It's because he didn't work hard.

Sure enough, Lin Li could clearly discover that this guy was seriously distracted when listening to the lecture.

Sometimes, just as he started talking, he would already be holding two pens and starting to fight, muttering moves in his mouth, his fingers sliding on the two pens, the length of the pen being the length of the health bar, and wherever his finger slid to was equivalent to how much blood was deducted.

Very lively, but as God, Li Sasuke clearly preferred the pen on the left; it won every time.

Once the one on the right finally won, the one on the left didn't know what method it used, but its health bar was full again.

Distracted in class, this kind of student is really hateful.

Lin Li couldn't help but ask, is there any student in this world more headache-inducing than Li Sasuke?

No, brother, there isn't.

When an hour passed, Lin Li looked at the system's 【Accept the commission, teach the cultivator sincerely for three hours (0/3)】, and frowned slightly.

The progress so far hasn't increased at all.

Is the "hour" here actually the "shichen" (two-hour period) hour, and the progress needs at least two hours to increase? Or is it that when Li Sasuke isn't listening to the lecture seriously, the system doesn't count it as time?

Because it's not a progress bar, Lin Li has no way to verify it.

"Brother Lin Li, all my homework is finished." At this time, Li Nailong next door got up and walked over to tell Lin Li.

The amount of homework for the first grade is small, even on weekends, at Nailong's speed, finishing it in over an hour is already considered slow.

Lin Li nodded with a smile, took Li Nailong's finished homework to look at, and checked whether it was correct or not.

"Nailong, are the few little red flowers in this notebook a reward from your teacher?"

Seeing several red flower stickers on the front page of one of the exercise books, Lin Li asked with a smile.

"It's because Nailong is a very good class cadre, a reward from the teacher!" Upon hearing this, Nailong immediately stood straight with pride and saluted: (individual)!

Lin Li gave a thumbs up: "So amazing, Nailong, what class cadre position do you hold in the class?"

Nailong: "Air Manager!"

Lin Li was stunned.

Why isn't it a position like group leader or subject representative?

He had never heard of this position. Could it be that in Nailong's class, if students want to breathe or fart, they all need to report to Nailong?

That's a lot of power.

"What do you do as this class cadre?" Lin Li couldn't help but ask.

Upon hearing this, Li Sasuke glanced over: "If a classmate smokes, you have to be responsible for opening the window."

Lin Li: "(;o_o)?"

That's a very heavy responsibility.

After all, smelling secondhand smoke in the first grade definitely has an impact on physical development, so it must be avoided as much as possible. This position is set up well; Nailong's head teacher has a heart.

"That's not it!" Nailong immediately retorted, "It's if the air doesn't smell good, Nailong has to open the classroom window!"

"That's also very important," Lin Li nodded, "Having a position is very amazing! Not bad!"

"Mm-hmm!" Nailong nodded heavily.

"Everyone in their class is a class cadre, what's so amazing about it," Li Sasuke curled his lips again, debunking him:

"There are also two people whose class cadre positions are 'Air Conditioner Remote Control Battery 1 Manager' and 'Air Conditioner Remote Control Battery 2 Manager'..."

After listening to Sasuke's introduction, Lin Li understood.

In Nailong's class, the head teacher, in order to let everyone have a sense of participation, arranged a class cadre position for every student.

Windows, curtains, hygiene corners, projectors, all have exclusive, subdivided positions.

Lin Li raised an eyebrow.

"Nailong, what is the process in your class if you want to turn on the air conditioner?" Lin Li asked curiously.

Nailong didn't speak upon hearing this.

Just when Lin Li thought he had stumped him and was preparing to smooth things over, Nailong counted on his fingers and recited fluently:

"Classmates who want to turn on the air conditioner need to apply to 'Class Equipment Manager Qiu Miaohan,' then let him discuss it with 'Class Monitor Wu Xi' and 'Deputy Class Monitor Wang Mufan,' and then the three of them go with 'Teacher Liaison Kong Qiqi' to find the teacher for the remote control. After approval, they come back and then with 'Air Conditioner Remote Control Battery 1...'"

What is he babbling about? Lin Li just gave a thumbs up.

The power structure of this Nailong's class is truly old-fashioned at such a young age.

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