Chapter 398: I really am your

"If I let Lin Li go, I would definitely regret it."

This thought, which had appeared in her mind not long ago, now lingered in Wu Huizhen's heart once again.

It wasn't that she felt lucky; Wu Huizhen still felt that way.

It was just that the direction of her regret had changed by a billion points:

Before, she regretted that "Tutor Lin is leaving just like this, and my child hasn't received enough growth." Now, she regretted that "the culprit, the evil spirit Lin, has escaped just like this, and my child hasn't received the antidote for the cure."

Thinking of her past confidence when facing Wu Min, Wu Huizhen shook her head, feeling somewhat frustrated.

Even among evil spirits, there are differences.

No wonder this kid was free. Sigh, all the gifts bestowed by fate have already been marked with a price in the dark.

"What exactly is wrong?" Looking at his wife's gloomy face, the man couldn't help but ask again.

"Do you know what 'reputation' is?"

Hearing this, Wu Huizhen couldn't help but sigh again before looking up at her husband.

She now remembered this lesson bone-deep: reputation is something that really must be taken seriously.

"Of course I know," the man nodded, "the one with 75 sun."

"What 75 sun? What are you talking about?" Wu Huizhen asked in surprise.

Her husband's inexplicable answer stunned her, and for a moment, she forgot what she had originally wanted to say.

"Haven't you played *Plants vs. Zombies*?" The man was also a bit surprised:

"I remember you played it. It's that plant that costs 75 sun, the one you put on a tombstone on the grass, and it just 'mouths' the tombstone away."

"I thought the name 'grave buster' was too hard to remember when I was a kid, so I always called it 'reputation' (koubei). Tsk tsk."

The man clicked his tongue, somewhat nostalgic for his childhood.

Wu Huizhen: "(; o_o)?"

Repu-tation?

Mouth-gone?

"..."

"..."

"What kind of reputation are you talking about!!"

"You didn't even have any interaction with Lin Li tonight??"

"Can he already infect people from a distance?!!"

"What's wrong, what's wrong? Why are you suddenly so loud? I won't say it anymore..."

Wu Huizhen's voice suddenly rose an octave, and the man was startled, shrinking his neck in guilt.

"Nothing, just a moment of emotional agitation." Wu Huizhen calmed down and waved her hand.

The living room fell into a brief silence, with only the two of them sighing.

Soon, it wasn't just the two of them sighing.

Because.

A sound suddenly came from the second bedroom, breaking the quiet. It was Li Pingchen:

"I am the Milk Dragon! I am the Milk Dragon..."

A sound followed immediately from the master bedroom, accompanied by background music. It was Li Pingxing:

"I am the real Milk Dragon! I am the real Milk Dragon..."

Wu Huizhen, the man: "!!!"

Oh no!

They had spoken too loudly just now! They had woken these two children up!

Their expressions changed, and after a quick glance at each other and a nod, one rushed into the second bedroom while the other returned to the master bedroom.

"You are the Milk Dragon, you are the Milk Dragon—"

"Achoo~~"

Wu Huizhen's house was quite far from his own. Lin Li, who had just ridden his bike to the bottom of his apartment building, suddenly sneezed.

He wondered who was thinking of him again.

Hehehe, Lin Li guessed it was Chen Yuying.

However, if Lin Li were at Wu Huizhen's house right now and heard her husband's "grave buster" theory, he would definitely have eyes shining with excitement and would try to make friends with him.

Age isn't the issue when making friends; having like-minded interests is!

What Wu Huizhen's husband said was the correct usage of the word "mouth"!

Some websites, like certain green websites, choose to use "mouth" to replace censored words, but because this symbol is very similar to the Chinese character "mouth," it often appears directly in paragraphs to replace censored words due to layout or formatting issues.

And some websites are even so sensitive that they replace words like "kill," so the result becomes:

Xiang Yu entered the Han camp alone, 【mouth】ing in all directions, 【mouth】ing the generals and soldiers until they were scattered; Li Bai 【mouth】ed one person every ten steps, leaving no trace for a thousand miles; Thanos 【mouth】ed half the universe with a snap of his fingers...

Sun Wukong, listening to *Kill That Shijiazhuang Man* in his headphones back then, went from Penglai East Road to the Southern Heaven Gate, 【mouth】ing people like hemp, truly 【mouth】ing gods when gods blocked him, and 【mouth】ing Buddhas when Buddhas blocked him.

Look, is it still decent after being censored like this!

For the Chinese character "mouth," it's a pure disaster, an incorrect usage!

But unfortunately, Lin Li wasn't there to chat with Wu Huizhen's husband and clear the name of "mouth."

Locking his bike and going upstairs, Lin Li stomped hard on the stairs to wake up the sensor lights while looking at his phone to kill time.

In the boys' gaming group.

"Wang Ze: @All members, Sanjiaozhou Force, three missing one, urgent urgent urgent, need a daddy to escort me, doing a task."

"Zhang Haoyang: 'You're @ing all members for this trivial matter'?"

"Yang Bangjie: 'Lewd picture'"

"Wang Ze: @Zhang Haoyang, son, are you coming or not?"

"Zhang Haoyang: Not coming. I don't play Sanjiaozhou Force, I'm playing Arknights, don't cue me."

"Wang Ze: Why not play? We Arknights players should be one family and help each other!"

"Zhang Haoyang: Isn't it obvious? It's because Sanjiaozhou Force is missing a leg compared to Arknights. If this game were called Star Force, I'd lick it immediately."

"What a pity, what a pity, it just happens to be a triangle, doesn't match my XP."

"Yang Bangjie: 'Lewd picture collection'"

"Zhang Haoyang: 'Picture', Wang Ze, look at this new character, these black silk stockings, these shoes, I don't even dare to imagine how fragrant her feet are after intense combat and sweating, want to lick."

"Wang Ze:? Holy crap, you foot fetishists are really a bit scary, you know that? I feel like those without shoes aren't afraid of those with shoes, but I'm afraid of you guys who open your mouths."

"Bai Bufan: @Wang Ze, you don't know shit. You haven't touched the essence at all. Men belong to Yang, women belong to Yin. Yang Qi goes upward, Yin Qi goes downward, so using a man's mouth to touch a woman's feet is the embodiment of Yin-Yang harmony and the Dao of nature."

"Zhang Haoyang: Well said, well said, Mr. Bai's words have won my heart."

"Zhang Haoyang: Sigh, there are really many cockroaches in my classroom, but there aren't many Arknights players I know."

"Yang Bangjie: 'Lewd picture'"

The Grade 10 Class 4 boys' group is like this; just flipping through it, you'll find unspeakable chat records and pictures.

None of the people in the group dare to open this chat group openly outside; everyone observes their surroundings first and then lowers the phone brightness before clicking on it.

"Lin Li: @All members, this group is becoming more and more foul. Everyone, let's talk about something academic, for example, a sudden realization I had while tutoring just now."

"Lin Li: (a+b)+c=a+(b+c)"

"Wang Ze:? Isn't this the associative law of addition?"

"Zhang Haoyang: Wang Ze, you are so smart, you even know this."

"Wang Ze: Retard."

"Wang Ze: @Lin Li, so what exactly is your realization?"

"Lin Li: Still don't understand? Then let me give you an example: (Yang Guo + Little Dragon Maiden) + Yin Zhiping = Yang Guo + (Little Dragon Maiden + Yin Zhiping). Now, are there any smart kids who understand?"

"Wang Ze:?"

"Zhou Baowei:?"

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Lin Li:?"

—Lin Li couldn't help but +1. There was no helping it; +1 is just so fascinating.

"Yang Bangjie: 'Lewd picture'"

—Lin Li couldn't help but save the picture. There was no helping it; this lewd picture was lewd in such a standard way, so fascinating.

"Bai Bufan: You mean... the associative law of addition is actually NTR??"

"Lin Li: Not bad, it has to be you, Bufan, you are teachable."

"Bai Bufan: Oh holy crap! No wonder I don't like math. Case solved. Which of us pure-love warriors can stand such a lewd subject."

Another series of +1s.

"Wang Ze: @Lin Li, it's this late, you wouldn't still be tutoring, right? Are you home yet? Sanjiaozhou Force?"

"Lin Li: Just got home. But don't wait for me, I won't be playing Sanjiaozhou Force when I go back later, at most I'll play another shooting game."

"Wang Ze: @Lin Li, playing what? Tarkov? Arena Breakout? Or some new game? Is it fun? Recommend one?"

"Lin Li: The ancestor of shooting games, E-Hentai, fun, recommended, but don't play too much."

"Wang Ze: (; o_o)?!"

"Wang Ze: What kind of shooting game is this, damn it?"

"Wang Ze: Oh holy crap! This really is a shooting game!"

Wang Ze suspected he had taken animal medicine, sending two messages in a row to refute himself.

"Bai Bufan: @Lin Li, call me when you play. I'm lying on Baowei's bed now. Rounding it up, this counts as a trio. Let's escort Baowei's bed, all the loot we get goes to it."

"Lin Li: OK."

"Zhou Baowei:? What do you mean escort my bed? What do you mean all the loot goes to it?" ===== CHAPTER 399 =====