Chapter 400: I really am your

"I remember there was no water on this chair just now."

After all, he had just entrusted Ding Sihan to try to harm Lin Li, so how could Bai Bufan not think that Lin Li, a guy with a heart smaller than Ma Yan's, might retaliate?

That's why he was careful when he entered the door just now.

Just now, when he pulled the chair to sit down, the movement looked smooth, but in fact, Bai Bufan specifically glanced at the chair surface when pulling it, and only after confirming there was no water did he press on the back of the chair to sit down.

—The reason he pressed on the backrest was to prevent Lin Li from pulling the rug out from under him and pulling the chair away the moment he sat down.

But he still fell for it.

"Could it be my sweat?"

Thinking of this, Bai Bufan touched his butt, then sniffed his wet fingers at the tip of his nose, and then smiled with relief:

"It's urine. I knew it. How could a player like Lin Li, who isn't a champion but just a runner-up, make me sweat?"

Then Bai Bufan touched his butt again, his expression changing drastically:

"Aigoo, how did the shit get beaten out!"

Chen, Ding, Qu: "?"

What gibberish is he saying?

"Insulting Bin again," Lin Li said with a serious face: "I really like a sentence from Bin-ge: A professional player's passport is a book full of regrets. Compared to the farce of Saint Gun-ge, it should end. It's really a clear judgment of high and low."

"Reversing the heavens and earth." Bai Bufan laughed and scolded while wiping the chair.

Your mother.

There are tissues on the table, but he insists on picking up the jacket hanging on the chair, you piece of trash.

"You weren't watching the match last night, were you? Anyone who can still watch LPL matches these days is a respectable retrograde." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and teased.

"Just watching casually, killing time."

Bai Bufan shrugged, but then leaned over toward Lin Li, his eyes filled with unwillingness and a desire to challenge:

"However, Lin Li, do you have any Faker doujin? Damn, everyone says Faker is hard to beat, but I don't believe it. I'll try beating one and see. Is it really that hard to beat?"

"They say the female lead in that Korean sword game looks like a cross-dressing Faker, but I haven't played it, so I'm not sure. You can try it." Looking at Bai Bufan, who was so ambitious, Lin Li lowered his voice and gave a thumbs-up.

Sometimes you really have to admit that Koreans are awesome.

Especially when it comes to spellcasting materials, the local chicken just can't beat the Korean imports.

Actually, losing isn't shameful, but reporting the other party for cheating after losing is too shameful.

Sigh, Lin Li estimated that the Koreans looking at domestic cosplayers are like us looking at their food: what kind of stuff is this, why is it all pig slop? Eat something good!

"What are you whispering about again?"

Seeing the two of them whispering with strange expressions again, Ding Sihan looked speechless and unlucky, stretching her legs forward and kicking randomly.

Her legs weren't long enough, and she kicked the air.

"Nothing." The two said in unison.

"So where did this water come from?" No longer chatting about Korean imports, Bai Bufan wiped the chair and returned the jacket to Lin Li, not forgetting his original intention: "Did I see wrong just now? That's not right, is it?"

"You sat in the water, and you still want the recipe? Aren't you being too greedy?"

"Tell me. Although I don't hold grudges, you have to let me die knowing why." Bai Bufan pleaded.

"In all martial arts under heaven, only speed cannot be broken." Lin Li showed the wet bottle cap in his hand, "As long as the speed is fast enough, you can completely sprinkle water the moment you sit down."

This was naturally an excuse to fool everyone; the real reason was the "Five Elements Techniques," which allowed Lin Li to spray water whenever he wanted.

If he really used splashing water, others wouldn't be able to do it as imperceptibly and smoothly as Lin Li.

But everyone didn't really care about this; as long as the result was that Bai Bufan fell for it, the process didn't matter.

"What are we eating for lunch? Ding Sihan, have you picked it out yet?"

Placing the things he brought on the table and arranging them one by one, after doing all this, Bai Bufan seemed to have worked very hard, let out a long breath, raised his hands to stretch, and looked at the "Three People and One Dog" designated dining commander Ding Sihan, asking.

"Sizzle!"

Before Ding Sihan could answer, the harsh noise in the study room made her swallow her words.

I saw Lin Li dragging his chair backward, very indecently lifting his two feet and stacking them on the table, and like a hooligan in a movie, shaking them loosely.

At the same time, Lin Li stretched out his left hand to wrap around Bai Bufan's left shoulder, and stretched out his right hand to wrap around Chen Yuying's right shoulder, embracing left and right.

Awesome! I've wanted to do this for a long time!

In the bewildered sight of Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, Lin Li looked up at the two with his nostrils, frowned, lifted his side face toward Bai Bufan, and spoke with impatience:

"My husband is asking you a question!"

"What are you stunned for? Ding Sihan, answer!"

Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then immediately showed shyness, moved toward Lin Li, and then rested on Lin Li's left shoulder, adding: "Lin Li~ you're so good~"

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "(; o_o)?"

Chen Yuying: "(へ╬)!"

Chen Yuying silently tried to take her chair away from Lin Li, not forgetting to reach out and pull Lin Li's hand off her shoulder, but unfortunately, all failed.

"..."

"..."

"Hahahaha! You two! Are you sick!! I give up! Damn!"

After a brief silence, the two girls in front finally couldn't hold it anymore, their emotions were instantly ignited, and they lowered their heads and lay on the table, their shoulders shaking, laughing uncontrollably.

To be honest, the "Three People and One Dog" small group had been established for a long time, but reproductive isolation is reproductive isolation. Even after grinding for so long, many times the "Three People" still couldn't predict and understand the "One Dog's" next actions, as well as the motivation for doing so.

Those who can predict are also gods.

"Okay, put your feet away. Sooner or later, the library's study room will also have surveillance."

Chen Yuying, who struggled to no avail, helplessly bumped Lin Li's waist with her elbow and sighed.

"Actually, surveillance is quite useless, and it even has side effects,"

Lin Li, hearing this, put away his feet and took the tissue handed by Chen Yuying to wipe the table, but complained at the same time:

"When I lived in my hometown, my house was often robbed, but after I dismantled the surveillance, I never saw my house robbed again."

Chen Yuying: "..."

"Indeed, and surveillance has to be plugged in all the time, which is a waste of electricity. If you ask me, why can't we research a smart surveillance that only turns on automatically when it detects a thief? That would save electricity and be efficient, and wouldn't record those useless clips."

Bai Bufan also agreed with this.

"You're so right..."

Watching the two chatting passionately again, Chen Yuying sighed.

The relationship between three people is too crowded.

If Wang Yuezhi (noon limited edition) could hear Chen Yuying's inner voice now, he might be very gratified, because she has him in her heart.

"But I've already picked out what to eat. Let's have Japanese food today. Let's go." Ding Sihan, who finally recovered from laughing, stood up and greeted everyone, "I sent the link to the group. If you have no objections, it's this one."

"Then let's go to this one."

"Looking forward to it."

In fact, setting aside biological species and biological habits, Lin Li and Bai Bufan are very good dining partners, because these two almost never refute or spoil the fun, and will provide emotional value.

The five left the study room and prepared to go downstairs to hail a taxi.

As usual, there were quite a few people waiting for the elevator at mealtime. The floor where the study room was located wasn't a low floor, but it wasn't the top floor either. When the elevator door opened, there were already several people inside.

Lin Li gentlemanly let the girls enter first so they could stand against the wall, then squeezed in himself, naturally leaning against Chen Yuying.

To prevent Chen Yuying from being squeezed by others, he squeezed in first, which perfectly solved the problem.

Bai Bufan wasn't so childish and just stood by the elevator button.

Others entered one after another, but it didn't become a sardine can. After it looked full, people outside chose to wait for the next elevator.

The elevator started to go down.

"Hey, Lin Li." Bai Bufan, who was at the opposite corner, suddenly spoke loudly.

"What's wrong?" Because of his height, although they were far apart, Lin Li could still clearly see Bai Bufan, who was also not short, frowning and asking.

"That circumcision surgery you said you were going to do, did you do it?" Bai Bufan's voice was loud, piercing the brief silence in the elevator.

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?!"

"..."

The atmosphere in the entire elevator suddenly stalled with the appearance of this question.

Then the innocent passersby either chose to lower their heads, or chose to turn their heads, or took out their phones and started cyber-chatting.

Eh?

Your mother!

This is the retaliation of Bai Bufan, a guy with a heart smaller than Ma Yan's!

When the vague, probing gazes attacked from all directions, Lin Li reacted and instantly glared.

But unfortunately, the person opposite was shameless, and at this moment didn't even want to grin, and had no guilt, just a face of "sincere" concern.

Misfortunes never come singly.

"Hello, sir, you are standing too close to us. Can you make some space?"

Lin Li looked back and saw the "Three People," who had moved two centimeters away at some point—two centimeters was the limit, the "Three People" were already pressed against the wall.

Looking at Ding Sihan, who spoke indifferently, and Qu Wanqiu, who looked disgusted, Lin Li's eyes twitched slightly.

Your mother!

Pretending to be strangers at this time! Ding Zi, Qiuqiu! How did you two become like this!

Lin Li felt a bit sad afterward.

Chen Yuying was also someone who could share wealth but not adversity—when Lin Li's gaze looked over, she decisively turned her gaze away, refusing to make eye contact with Lin Li.

At this moment, setting aside the fact that the persona Bai Bufan set for himself was fake. ===== CHAPTER 401 =====