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Chapter 405: Why does no one have good horror movies

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When they went on the autumn outing, Wang Yuezhi used the nickname "Rainy Day" to question Ding Sihan's behavior of maliciously photoshopping Lin Li under her Moments.

This move was to defend Lin Li's dignity, and of course, also to defend the fact that the red nose should belong to the exclusive bond between himself and Chen Yuying.

To this day, even knowing that Chen Yuying is already with Lin Li, Wang Yuezhi hasn't changed this nickname.

It's not that he still has lingering thoughts, it's just that Wang Yuezhi feels that if he changed his nickname that week, it would be too obvious. After Chen Yuying noticed it, she would definitely feel sorry, and even wouldn't know how to get along with him anymore. Wang Yuezhi didn't want things to become like this.

Parting on good terms, no need to make everything awkward.

Warm man, bro, understand?

Whatever happens, just carry it yourself, swallow all the sourness yourself, the nickname, just use it for now.

But now...

No! How did rainy days offend you? Why do you hate them!?

Although he knew that the two were disgusted with the weather, Wang Yuezhi still inevitably felt sorry for himself.

Drip drop drip drop, in reality, rainwater dripped along the tip of the umbrella, gathering into a small puddle of water stains by his feet.

Drip drop drip drop, in his heart, tears dripped along his cheeks, gathering into a small puddle of urine by his chin.

So sour, so bitter, so hard to swallow...

How to describe this discomfort right now?

Wang Yuezhi thought about it, probably like washing dishes in winter, the rolled-up jacket sleeves quietly slipped down during the movement, while the sweater cuffs inside stubbornly curled on the upper arm, the wet and cold fabric sticking to the skin, itchy and itchy.

Is it fatal? Not fatal, but it feels like ants are crawling all over the body.

Sighing, Wang Yuezhi turned and prepared to walk into the classroom.

Holy crap!

Your mother! Why is there a puddle on the ground! So slippery!

Which bastard... oh, it dripped from his own umbrella just now, then it's fine.

Lin Li and Chen Yuying turned their heads when they heard the sound, and saw Wang Yuezhi sliding his body and swaying violently. However, just when Lin Li was ready to step forward to prepare for the aftermath, Wang Yuezhi swayed and stabilized, walking into the classroom.

A pity.

The two looked at each other and didn't care.

In fact, Lin Li and Chen Yuying didn't know at all that Wang Yuezhi's nickname was "Rainy Day." Nicknames are only displayed as nicknames on one's own side in Moments, while others have remarks, which are prioritized for display.

Wang Yuezhi is Wang Yuezhi, what rainy day?

"So," Lin Li refocused his gaze on the girl in front of him, his voice softening unconsciously: "Have you thought about the arrangements for this weekend?"

Chen Yuying didn't come to the library on Sunday because she had a competition tutoring tutor at home in the afternoon, so Lin Li didn't know if she had planned it or not.

"Thought about it." Just mentioning this topic, the corners of Chen Yuying's mouth lifted, her eyes clear, her tone light and fast: "Thought of several plans."

"Rain has the romance of rain, sunny days have places to go on sunny days. There are plans from very early in the morning to very late at night with a sky full of stars, and there are also arrangements if you have something to do and time is limited."

"Specifically," Chen Yuying deliberately dragged out the tone, her hair swaying lightly with the movement, her voice even more melodious: "Wait until Friday to see the weather and your time arrangements before making considerations."

"Thought of so much."

Lin Li's voice was full of surprise, his smile warm.

As for why it only needed to look at his time arrangements in the words, Chen Yuying's implication was naturally that she had already cleared all her time.

Then Lin Li naturally had to respond.

"I won't have anything to do all weekend, even if you don't let me go home in the middle of the night to accompany you, it's no problem."

Seeing that the corridor was temporarily unattended, Lin Li stretched out the finger that had just flicked the water droplets and still carried a hint of coolness, extremely gently and quickly scraped it across Chen Yuying's delicate cheek, and lowered his voice.

Don't bother him with anything this week.

For the driving test, contact Yu Jianan directly at noon, let him reserve next week and give up this week, anyway, it was originally very difficult to reserve this week.

Others can crawl.

"Thinking beautifully~" Rubbing her cheek with the back of her hand, Chen Yuying gave Lin Li a reproachful look.

Immediately, Chen Yuying grabbed Lin Li's arm extremely naturally, returning all the water stains on the back of her hand to Lin Li's clothes.

"So what are the sunny and rainy versions of the plans?" Lin Li didn't care about this action, just a bit curious.

"Not telling you."

"Why?"

Hearing Lin Li's inquiry, Chen Yuying wanted to speak, but seemed to think of something interesting, laughing before speaking, her voice like a swaying wind chime.

In Lin Li's curious eyes, she tried to restrain her laughter, stood on tiptoe slightly, leaned closer to Lin Li, deliberately lowered her voice, and said slowly with a near-seductive bad tone:

"Because, Lin Li, I want you to have no idea what to do next, and then fall into confusion, helplessness, and preferably a little panic, and after discovering that the only person you can rely on and give direction to is me, hold me tightly and don't let me go."

Lin Li: "(≧﹀≦)!!"

So cute.

So evil, so cute, so vicious, so great plan!

His heart felt like it was gently scratched by a feather, itchy and sweet.

If it weren't for the fact that it was school now and there was damn surveillance in the corridor, Lin Li would be doing evil now.

Just hold Yingbao tightly and don't let her go?

This benefit is finished, what about the disadvantage?

It seems that I can't ask about the weekend arrangements.

As long as I don't ask, when the weekend comes, I can hold Yingbao however I want, Yingbao has already found the reason for me.

When the time comes, shout "I'm confused, helpless, and panicked," and I can hold her to my heart's content.

"So bad, class monitor, why do I feel that I will really be locked in the basement by you one day." Lin Li's voice was filled with laughter.

"Maybe."

"Okay, but I have a small request. First, this basement must be larger than 150 square meters, and I can't live with your parents. Before locking me up, you must add my name to the property certificate of the basement, and you must promise that if you don't want to lock me up one day, you must leave with nothing, and the things in the basement are mine. Then I personally pursue a sense of ritual, every holiday, you must bring me small gifts and let me out to get some air, and at the same time, I am an independent man in the new era, so you must also..."

Lin Li counted his requests on his fingers, while Chen Yuying nodded perfunctorily.

It seems to be a scumbag girl, because only those who don't want to take responsibility will respond so casually.

Meeting the wrong person, Lin Li couldn't help but worry about his future basement life.

Tuesday, evening self-study.

The second monthly exam starts tomorrow.

No one wrote any homework during evening self-study, basically everyone was reading and reviewing.

Many people covered their ears with both hands, lowered their heads to look at the books in front of them, their lips moving but making no sound as they recited silently.

"Lin Li, let me test you."

Bai Bufan looked up at the clock, only a few minutes left before the end of the first evening self-study, and immediately couldn't suppress his restless heart, starting to say some small lewd words.

Lin Li, hearing this, withdrew his spiritual sense from the "Five Elements Techniques" and looked at Bai Bufan.

Having spiritual sense was actually quite convenient for Lin Li. He put the technique in the desk, pretended to look at the desktop, but was actually studying the technique in his heart.

Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana, who were lying down and reciting in front, were probably tired of lying down, so they leaned on the back of the chair and recited with the language book in front of them.

Bai Bufan didn't care about this, his eyes sharp as he gave his test question—

"What was the fuse of the May Fourth Movement!?"

"a: What! Want to strike? Great! Count me in!"

"b: May Day holiday homework hasn't been finished yet."

"c: The just demands of the Paris Peace Conference were rejected."

"d: May Day holiday only lasted until the 3rd."

Lin Li, who was ready to answer after hearing the question, fell silent after hearing the options.

"Bufan, you've been reading history books for a long time, and you've come up with this kind of thing, right?"

Without answering, Lin Li asked calmly:

"I suddenly understand why our country is the largest producer of antimony and its compounds. You can be considered to have added bricks and tiles to this achievement."

"Damn, is the scolding so dirty?" After all, class hadn't ended yet, Bai Bufan just laughed in a low voice.

—Chemical element symbol of antimony: sb.

"I can only say that I am an atheist. Once I start studying, I become godless. There is no way to diverge to here."

The bell for the end of class happened to ring at this time, and Bai Bufan stood up and stretched.

The next second, Bai Bufan bent down violently, protecting his crotch with both hands, his movements as fast as lightning.

Damn it!

Lin Li just swung a fake hammer toward his crotch.

Although Bai Bufan could be sure that this hammer of Lin Li was 99% fake and wouldn't really break his balls, Bai Bufan really didn't dare to bet on that 1%.

Even if Hawking were alive, he would have to hide if he encountered this.

Boys are just like this.

Sigh, I wonder if Hawking has gone to heaven. He wouldn't still be stuck on the stairs to heaven, right? ===== CHAPTER 406 =====

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