Chapter 416: A wild love rival has refreshed

Seeing Lin Li sighing, Chen Yuying laughed softly with satisfaction, win!

However, the next second, Chen Yuying saw Lin Li reveal a smile, walk over in a few steps, and like Ding Sihan, hook her arm with his arm, clipping his voice: "Okay, sister, let's go~"

Chen Yuying, who was really being pulled toward the public restroom, blinked and looked at Lin Li with some surprise.

"You wouldn't think I'd be afraid, would you," Lin Li chuckled, "Through practice, I have already mastered the mystery of resolving accidental entry into the women's restroom."

"Practice? How to resolve it?" Chen Yuying was curious if Lin Li was going to make up a new story this time.

"Heh, last time, I accidentally entered the women's restroom. The woman inside screamed and told me to get out when she saw me. I immediately lay on the ground and cried, 'I don't want to live anymore, how can everyone mistake me for a man?' Ying, guess what happened? That woman not only apologized to me but also comforted me for a long time.

We girls cannot be defined; I am a girl!"

Chen Yuying: "..."

Lin Li's words hadn't stopped, and he continued to share with great interest:

"It was also entering the women's restroom, but Bufan was very useless.

He entered after getting drunk in his previous life. At that time, there was also a woman, but she was already peeing in the stall. Bufan heard the splashing sound of urine, immediately lay on the ground and cried, 'Don't pour it, I really won't drink anymore,' which scared the woman so much that she didn't dare to pee anymore, but because of this, she couldn't hold it and farted. As a result, Bufan was paralyzed with fright: 'F*ck! Who the hell opened another bottle?'

However, as a blessing in disguise, after being scared like this, Bufan's drunkenness sobered up a lot. After discovering that there was no urinal in front of him, he realized his mistake and hurriedly walked out. As a result, he met a girl who was just about to enter at the door. When the other party saw Bufan, her face turned red on the spot, she bowed and said sorry, and turned into the men's restroom."

Finally, Lin Li summarized his statement, earnestly:

"Later, Bufan was beaten to death by the girls in the women's restroom, as well as the boys and girls in the men's restroom. Class monitor, see that? This is the difference. Take it as a warning."

"These jokes even hugged me when I was young," Chen Yuying laughed helplessly, with a hint of coquettishness, "Was Bai Bufan really that miserable in his previous life?"

Then she hooked Lin Li's arm, used a little force, changed direction, and walked toward the Rime Path:

"Alright, stop telling jokes, go buy two bottles of water."

"Fine, let you off this time."

The water bought was actually more than two bottles. According to the vendors, there were quite a few small animals in the forest, and many of them were not afraid of people, so they successfully sold a few bags of food that both humans and animals could eat.

After purchasing supplies, they properly stuffed them into Lin Li's backpack, and the two walked side by side toward the entrance of the Rime Path.

"Why don't you take a photo and send it to Auntie? Let her confirm that we have arrived so she can be at ease." Seeing the "Rime Path" road sign at the entrance, Lin Li asked Chen Yuying.

"That's fine." Chen Yuying nodded happily.

"Then I'll take it for you." Lin Li said and reached out to take Chen Yuying's phone very naturally, "Or should I use the camera?"

—Lin Li had seen that Chen Yuying also brought a small retro camera in her bag.

"The phone is fine," Chen Yuying shook her head, then looked straight at Lin Li, "However, I want to send a photo of the two of us together with the road sign, is that okay?"

"I even agreed to go to the women's restroom with you, would I refuse this?" Looking at the expectation in Chen Yuying's eyes, Lin Li asked back with a smile.

Lin Li was tall and had long legs, and his arms were also long, so the photography task naturally fell on his shoulders.

Friends who like photography all know the three elements of photography—portrait, portrait, and portrait.

There was no need for any complicated techniques or exquisite composition. Lin Li adjusted the light angle slightly, and for Chen Yuying with a sweet smile and the universe's super invincible Tyrannosaurus handsome guy beside her, it was a crisp and decisive burst of continuous shooting.

Getting the picture was just that simple.

"Alright, you pick a few and send them over." After returning the phone to Chen Yuying, Lin Li didn't forget to remind her, "Remember to send it to your mother; don't slip your hand and send it to your father."

"Mm." Chen Yuying responded obediently, and at the same time took Lin Li's left hand very naturally, "Let's go in."

She didn't take a step immediately, and was currently focused on looking through and picking in the photo album with her other hand.

This meaning couldn't be more obvious, let Lin Li lead her.

To be honest, even though they had been holding hands since before today, the softness coming from her fingertips could still make the corners of Lin Li's mouth rise naturally.

He stepped forward obediently, and the two stepped from the boundary of the flat asphalt road into the forest path named "Rime Path."

The feeling underfoot was instantly different. The hard cement was replaced by a dirt path covered with damp moss and fine rotten leaves. The soles of the shoes sank slightly when stepping on it, making a slight and clear rustling sound, which sounded particularly pleasant in this tranquility.

The ancient tree branches on both sides of the road intertwined overhead, and the lead-gray skylight was screened into cold-toned soft light through the leaf gaps.

The rain of the past few days had soaked the mountain forest, and it was a gloomy morning at the moment. Even in winter, water droplets hung on the leaves, and the moss was so dark green that it seemed it could be wrung out of water.

The air was full of abundant water vapor, carrying a hint of cool freshness unique to soil and plant roots, rushing toward them. Deeply inhaling this clear and sweet air, one only felt the lungs being washed.

It was a completely different experience from being in the city.

"It was really wise not to take a car directly but to walk this path." Touching Chen Yuying's coat with his arm, Lin Li praised.

"Right!" Chen Yuying, whose attention was still on her phone and hadn't really felt this path, had the corners of her mouth raised upon hearing this, looking at Lin Li as if inviting credit:

"And it has to be a cloudy day to be most suitable. A sunny day wouldn't have this feeling. Walking further inside, if we are lucky, we might see fog today. However, I heard that the best-looking one is summer, but although it looks good, it will be very hot in summer, so the comprehensive experience might not be better than today."

"Fog?" Lin Li rubbed his chin with his other hand, falling into thought: "Class monitor, you say, if women are water, is a humidifier a mist-forming woman?"

Chen Yuying: "..."

Chen Yuying's smile gradually mixed with a bit of helplessness: "Lin Li, you are really the atmosphere destroyer king."

To keep up with Lin Li's brain circuit, I'm afraid only Bai Bufan could do it, and even then, only barely.

No wonder, putting aside the data she brushed, he is the real double-list first place.

"However, Lin Li, which of these few do you think looks better?" Chen Yuying quickly pulled the subject back to the right track, held up the phone screen, and let Lin Li be the final 'final' judge.

Lin Li took the phone and looked at it carefully for a while, then looked at Chen Yuying with a serious face: "Class monitor, do you know what this question you asked me is equivalent to asking me?"

"What?"

"'2+2', '2×2', '2^2', '(-2)^2', which of these four looks better." Lin Li said sincerely.

Are you kidding! I just did a burst of continuous shooting! Aren't these few all the same!

Lin Li's analogy was strange but appropriate enough that people couldn't refute it. Chen Yuying laughed out loud, feeling it made some sense, thinking that since it wasn't for Moments, she wouldn't continue to pick and choose, just send them all to her mother.

After sending, she didn't wait for a response, put the phone back into her crossbody bag, and finally looked up at this forest path. The scenery made her nod with satisfaction again, humming a light and cheerful tune, and when walking, the right hand holding Lin Li's left hand swung back and forth by nearly 150°.

"But why are there no small animals."

After walking for a while, looking around, Chen Yuying didn't see the shadow of squirrels, pigeons, crows, or even wild deer as the vendors said. Looking at the food she specially bought in her bag, she puffed up her cheeks slightly.

—December in Nansang couldn't be considered very cold. It was more than ten degrees at noon, not yet time for hibernation.

"I saw a cat!" Lin Li suddenly said with shock.

"Where?" Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li expectantly.

Lin Li: "Meow~"

—Lin Li also used his free right hand to make a beckoning cat's beckoning action.

Chen Yuying: "... (へ╬)."

People will really laugh out loud when they are extremely speechless.

"Kitty! Open your mouth! I'll feed you!" Chen Yuying pursed her lips, pinched the bread, and stuffed it into Lin Li's mouth.

As for why it was pinched, it was because she was afraid Lin Li would suck her fingers.

"I f*ck (chew chew chew) I saw it again (chew chew chew) a dog." After a few seconds, Lin Li spoke again, because he was chewing bread, his voice was a bit slurred.

"I won't believe you again! Definitely not!" Chen Yuying turned her head away.

"But this time it's really there."

"Alright, then believe you one more time."

Chen Yuying's stance in front of Lin Li had always been having no stance.

Following Lin Li's gaze, she looked over, then raised her brows slightly: she actually really saw it. A Shiba Inu was currently in the forest beside them.

Hearing the voices of Lin Li and Chen Yuying, this Shiba Inu raised its head to look at the two, panting with its pink tongue out, its face wearing the Shiba Inu's iconic silly smile, but it didn't come over, instead continuing to lower its head to sniff, occasionally biting a few flowers and plants, as if playing.

"This doesn't look like a wild one in the forest, right?" Chen Yuying looked at the clean and fluffy fur, a bit uncertain.

"Definitely not," Lin Li shook his head firmly, "I just saw it had a collar on its neck, and the fur looks like it was washed in the last two days. I guess its owner let it out to play."

"Should be like that." Chen Yuying nodded and put away the idea of feeding it, "Then don't feed it randomly, let's continue walking forward."

After walking for another distance, crisp bird calls began to come from the forest, but those birds were obviously not close to people, only jumping and moving on the branches, making pleasant calls, without any intention of landing and getting close.

"It seems we hit the vendor's marketing trick, what do you think." Lin Li joked with a smile.

"I think so too, open your mouth~" Chen Yuying sighed, there were no small animals, so she could only settle for the next best thing and feed Lin Li, this big animal.

Footsteps came from the corner of the path ahead, and a figure walked out with his head down looking at his phone.

After Chen Yuying noticed and saw clearly, she immediately stopped speaking, her body shrank slightly, and she subconsciously hid half behind Lin Li.

And Lin Li also looked at the other party strangely.

And the person who was looking down at his phone, after seeing two pairs of legs in his field of vision, hurriedly looked up.

Seeing the talented and beautiful young couple in front of him, especially the girl hiding behind the boy, looking uneasy, looking at the ground behind him with dodging eyes, he smiled, took off his Bluetooth headset, and shook the iron chain he was holding:

"Don't worry, my Zhuangzhuang doesn't bite, no need to be afraid, it's very cute."

Chen Yuying was now completely hidden behind Lin Li. She whispered: "So scary..."

"Really, really, you can hug—" Seeing Chen Yuying's posture, the other party hurriedly turned his head to try to prove himself. When he saw the iron chain he was dragging on the ground, he was stunned for a moment.

"..."

"Eh? F*ck!!"

"Where's my dog? Where did my dog go!?"

Why the hell did he only have an iron chain?!

Chen Yuying, Lin Li: "?"

To be honest, the scene in Chen Yuying's perspective just now indeed had quite an impact:

This uncle's appearance was already a bit... fierce, and then he appeared on this dark and quiet forest path, expressionless when walking toward them, holding an iron chain dragging on the ground, and, the other party even called this iron chain Zhuangzhuang.

The buffs were stacked full; being afraid was also human nature. ===== CHAPTER 417 =====