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Chapter 42: My brother's sweat is dripping on my back

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He was making a joke about his own reputation, so why didn't Wang Yuezhi laugh?

Could it be because he felt that he shouldn't laugh at others because of this kind of thing?

What a gentle boy.

He really is; Lin Li is crying to death.

After everyone laughed enough, Lin Li turned his head and said to Chen Yuying: "Squad Leader, my final secret has been revealed. Now you can rest assured that I have no covetous heart for you, right? If you don't mind, I can even be your best girlfriend and replace Ding Sihan's position."

Ding Sihan: "?"

Ding Sihan stood up, pointed to her seat and said: "You can have my seat now."

"Eh? Thanks! My seat is in the back row by the window. Let's move now. Bai Bufan, roll over and help your new deskmate!" There was such a good thing, Lin Li was overjoyed.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"No, you're really sitting? I regret it!" Seeing that Lin Li really intended to sit down, Ding Sihan, with wide eyes, sat back down and hugged her desk tightly.

"Ahem!" Bai Bufan, who had shrunk back to continue eavesdropping, poked his head out again. "Lin Li, although you are my brother, if you become a beastly creature like a male girlfriend, you should still die."

As for this paragraph of Ding Sihan, he ignored it directly. Bai Bufan is the type who will completely turn into a social phobia when facing girls alone.

If he were really asked to deliver breakfast, he would probably stutter even if he said "thank you."

As for why the person delivering breakfast said "thank you" instead of "you're welcome," this is something Bai Bufan would do in a nervous state.

And Chen Yuying, the object of Lin Li's words, was now blushing and lowering her head, not speaking.

Actually, there was no need to speak. Who couldn't see that Lin Li was joking now?

As for whether everyone would think Lin Li really liked Chen Yuying, that was another matter.

Chen Yuying herself might also think in this direction.

"Do you have any other sayings? Now we can all rest assured." Lin Li looked at Wang Yuezhi again, but before he could answer, he realized and answered himself: "No, why am I letting you rest assured? I asked the Squad Leader for help, and she agreed.

Still the same sentence, you f... Forget it, for your sake, I am willing to stop speaking dirty words from today on."

Then he turned his head and stopped looking at him.

Wang Yuezhi's face flushed red. These words were not as good as speaking dirty words to him: "I will tell the teacher!"

Lin Li didn't care about him and confirmed to Chen Yuying: "Squad Leader, is that settled?"

Telling the teacher is telling the teacher. In the eyes of the teachers, he is a prodigal son who has returned. Besides, he spent a wonderful night with Xue Jian last night.

Chen Yuying nodded.

So Lin Li walked toward his back row. Wang Yuezhi, who was full of unwillingness and anger, also sat back in his seat, grabbing his hair and gritting his teeth.

His deskmate hurriedly restrained his laughter, organized his expression to comfort Wang Yuezhi, and prepared to scold Lin Li with him.

"Yuezhi, you..." The deskmate suddenly stopped, looking at the aisle direction next to Wang Yuezhi.

"What's wrong?" Wang Yuezhi also turned his head.

"Hee hee, are you angry~~" Before he could do so, Wang Yuezhi heard someone approach his ear and say such a short sentence, very proud.

Who else could it be but Lin Li?

When Wang Yuezhi turned his head and wanted to scold him, he only saw Lin Li's back leaving.

Running away after disgusting people.

Wang Yuezhi turned red again.

"You—"

Even the mother was about to come out. Wang Yuezhi realized that he was speaking dirty words now, and everything he said before would backfire on him, so he swallowed it again.

"—You are so annoying!"

This attack power, flirting and flirting here with him, Lin Li looked comfortable, and even turned his head to make an orchid finger.

His life creed is quite simple.

If people don't offend me, I... occasionally might still offend people unintentionally; but if people offend me, I must be cheap.

Running away after hee hee, cool!

This time it was obvious that Wang Yuezhi was deliberately targeting him. He moved his mouth first.

Back at his seat, Bai Bufan and the others immediately gathered around to ask what exactly happened just now.

Lin Li told them the part they missed.

Because they had already conducted several exorcism actions on Lin Li, several people didn't doubt Lin Li's purpose for learning, but Bai Bufan frowned and asked: "Is your intention really on the wine?"

"Buddy's geography is also okay. Do you want me to teach you?" Good students also play abstract. Naturally, there are people who play well and study relatively well.

"I cough when a man teaches me." Lin Li naturally refused.

"Dog thing." Everyone laughed and left. They hadn't even finished their breakfast yet.

Zhou Baowei didn't leave.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked.

"I just put down my breakfast and wanted to find you, but you ran to the front to fall in love." Zhou Baowei said.

"What's the matter?"

"The organization sent you to pick up a batch of goods, a very important batch of goods." Zhou Baowei lowered his voice, like an underground organization connecting.

"What is the password?" Lin Li also asked in a low voice.

"Here," Zhou Baowei handed a piece of paper to Lin Li: "Burn after reading."

【Nansang Star Stationery Store Rookie Pickup Point 8-4-2663】

"Understood, I guarantee to complete the mission. I'll take it for you at noon." Lin Li nodded and stuffed the note into his pocket.

"Remember to send it confidentially. The packaging must not have any damage. I'll treat you to dinner." Zhou Baowei said cautiously.

Lin Li narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhou Baowei meaningfully.

Zhou Baowei also responded with the same gaze.

The radio waves matched.

Lin Li suddenly started singing:

"Brother, guide me once, and I'll guide twice!"

"Brother, guide twice, and I'll guide four times!" Zhou Baowei followed the lyrics in seconds, and like Sakamoto, adjusted his non-existent glasses and pointed at Lin Li.

Although the lyrics are heaven-defying, there is indeed this song, and its title is "Spring Breeze Elf."

"Brother, guide four times, and I'll guide eight times!" Bai Bufan also joined in.

"Brother, guide eight times, and I'll guide sixteen times!" Zhou Baowei sang again, then pointed both hands at Lin Li, handing the climax of this song to him.

As a result, Lin Li didn't pick it up for a long time, and Bai Bufan didn't sing either.

It seems they want to leave the biggest stage to themselves.

Good brother.

In terms of singing, he really has something.

No way, Zhou Baowei cleared his throat and sang emotionally: "My brother and I share an Arctic shell~~ My brother's sweat is dripping on my back~~"

"My brother and I..."

"Baowei, let it go. You are blocking the Squad Leader." Lin Li said, suppressing the corner of his mouth.

"Yes, Baowei." Bai Bufan laughed like a strong man again and nodded in approval.

Zhou Baowei: "?"

He turned his head mechanically. Chen Yuying was standing behind him, somewhat at a loss.

"Lin Li, you seem to have forgotten to get me chopsticks. Do you have..." she said weakly.

"Oh, yes, here, Squad Leader, give it to you, sorry." Lin Li noticed this only then and handed the disposable chopsticks to Chen Yuying.

"Good, thanks."

Zhou Baowei, who was standing on the side with a pale face, kept repeating the muttering in his mouth. It was unclear, but he should be praying.

"What to do, save me! What to do, save me!" —This is the look he gave Lin Li.

"I will save you." —This is the look Lin Li responded with.

"Please!" —Zhou Baowei was about to cry with gratitude.

"Squad Leader!"

"What's wrong?"

"You didn't hear the Arctic Shell song that Zhou Baowei sang just now, did you?" Lin Li asked loudly.

After a pause, Chen Yuying shook her head like a rattle, then walked away quickly.

"Rest assured now, the Squad Leader said she didn't hear it." Lin Li said to Zhou Baowei with a smile.

"..."

Rest assured? It was released, and not only was it released, it also died.

"You two were doing it on purpose just now! Lin Li, I'm f*cking killing you! Bai Bufan, don't stop me!" Zhou Baowei's face was ferocious.

Bai Bufan nodded, signaling Zhou Baowei to do it boldly, justdoit.

"Then no one will help you pick up the express." Lin Li smiled contemptuously.

"Is the express important at this time?" Zhou Baowei was really angry. "Lin Li, I'll kill you in the afternoon!"

"I suddenly remembered that I have something to do at noon, so I shouldn't leave the school."

"Lin Li, I'll kill you in the evening!"

"I won't take it."

"... Brother, I was wrong, I won't kill you."

Recommending a friend's book:

《I, Lu Mingfei, the Spiritual Mentor of Naruto of the Akatsuki》

"Hello, my name is Lu Mingfei. I am a loser, an alien, have no friends, have a little devil, I know what to do but am powerless."

"Hello, my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a crane tail, also an alien, have no friends, have a big fox, I have power but don't know what to do."

Lu Mingfei looked at the brainwashed Sarutobi Hiruzen and the Seal Scroll in his hand, Naruto looked at the peaceful modern world and the "Thick Black Theory" in his hand, and suddenly looked at each other and smiled tacitly.



(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 43 =====

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