Chapter 422

Borrow and return, and borrowing again won't be difficult; borrow and don't return, and borrowing again will be extremely difficult.

This is the unwritten rule that has become conventional after the evolution of human society.

Things borrowed must be returned, and after returning them, it can even make people look at you with higher regard.

Last year, Lin Li received a strange friend request. After agreeing, the other party sent a message: "Are you there, brother?"

Because Lin Li didn't know who the other party was, he replied, "Who are you?"

The other party replied, "Benefactor, five years ago when I was selling myself to bury my father in Xiling, you lent me three hundred yuan."

Lin Li had already guessed the other party's intention and was very gratified, so he replied, "Ah? I already forgot! It's no big deal, what's the matter?"

The other party: "Can you lend me another three hundred?"

F*ck your mother!!!

Lin Li deleted that guy right then and there.

Everyone, the reason Lin Li is talking about this now is because this is a negative example.

It's the ending after borrowing and not returning; it's a breakup, it's a complete severing of ties!

And obviously, Chen Yuying is not that kind of person. She is well-versed in this; she knows that even brothers must settle accounts clearly, let alone she is a...

If a rift were to occur between himself and Lin Li because of this kind of taking-advantage behavior, the loss would outweigh the gain.

Therefore, she chose that since she borrowed, she must return it in a timely manner.

Lin Li had to admit, he was very into this.

Next time Yingbao wants to borrow, Lin Li won't even frown; he'll even relax.

Damn it.

When will she borrow again?

Can't wait.

Bathing in the breeze outside the window, Lin Li supported his cheek with one hand, a smile on his lips.

Thinking for a moment, he switched hands and supported the other cheek.

The vehicle was steady.

The driver looked at this boy, who was bubbling with pink bubbles, through the rearview mirror. Having just witnessed everything, he shook his head with a smile.

It's really good.

The next day, Sunday night, Nansang Middle School.

"According to unofficial history, the reason the Red Hare horse was called Red Hare was because every time it was in heat, its whole body was congested with blood, looking as red as blood. When in heat, it was not only as agile as a rabbit but also as frequent as a rabbit.

Because it was powerful and well-endowed, regular mares simply couldn't handle it. Only Lu Bu, because he was a hero among men, could enjoy the fish-and-water joy with it, endure the grace, and even reciprocate the grace. Therefore, Lu Bu completely tamed the Red Hare.

Do you all remember a proverb? ''Lu Bu among men, Red Hare among horses.'' You think this is praise for people? Wrong! Dead wrong! This is a description of the spring scene in the stable at that time using parallel and mutual-text techniques; in reality, it is ''Red Hare among men, Lu Bu among horses''!

Regarding this taboo love that transcended human ethics, the historians of the time said, ''This f*cking dog-history, if written down, will be treated as unofficial history by later generations,'' and didn't have the courage to record it like that. Therefore, after careful consideration, they decided to anthropomorphize a virtual partner.

And because the Red Hare's 'cicada' was very 'diao'—those who have watched horse-porn should have some experience—anyway, because of this, the historians called this virtual partner Diaochan."

"F*ck, the real history is actually like this, envy Lu Bu."

"Envy the Red Hare."

"Envy the stable."

When Lin Li entered from the back door, he happened to hear Bai Bufan's Three Kingdoms unofficial history segment.

Just entering the door and having fresh 'stones' to strengthen the ears is truly too happy.

"But most ancient warhorses were castrated, right?" Zhang Haoyang said with a smile.

As for why they had to be castrated, just imagine a scene—''Liu Bei and Lu Bu are in a fierce battle; suddenly, no sooner said than done, the Red Hare climbs onto the Dilu and starts humping.''

Not very elegant.

"That matches! Doesn't that match even more!" Bai Bufan clapped his hands, "This is why Diaochan and the Red Hare are clearly one body but can appear in two places at the same time, because Diaochan has already been cut off from the Red Hare!"

"Reasonable." Zhang Haoyang was completely convinced.

"You moved my desk?" After playing and joking with the others for a bit, Lin Li returned to his seat and asked Bai Bufan.

—Lin Li moved his desk and chair outside the classroom every time he took an exam, and last Friday, after finishing the last exam and handing in his paper early, he went straight to the barbershop and didn't come back. Theoretically, this desk and chair should still be outside.

"If it wasn't your daddy, who else could it be?" Bai Bufan chuckled, "Come, call me Daddy and let me hear it."

Lin Li made a heart gesture at Bai Bufan: "Good brother, love you."

The voice wasn't low, so someone sitting next to Ding Sihan, who was the first place only because of data-brushing, seemed to have caught the keyword and quietly turned around.

Lin Li reacted very quickly; with a slap, his hand lightly patted Bai Bufan's forehead: "Hey, you mother-f*cking ''beep—''."

Bai Bufan: "(; o_o)?"

"No? Ah? Ah? Hmm? I didn't do anything to your desk and chair, why are you scolding and hitting me?" Bai Bufan covered his head, stunned for a long while. After reacting, he was indignant:

"Give me an explanation! Give me an account! You beast!"

"Just wanted to scold you; I've already been deprived of the right to love people naturally." Lin Li shrugged and casually tossed the tape from his drawer to Bai Bufan:

"I took the MBTI over the weekend. You guys seem to be INTJ, ENEP or something? Mine is a bit different; the report says my personality type is 'Mouth-Stinker': NMLG-B."

"Idiot, then you can't be a 'Ji Shuai', get lost." Bai Bufan gave him the middle finger and scolded him with a smile.

Evening self-study soon began. Lin Li packed his things and got up, preparing to go to the multimedia classroom—there was competition tutoring on Sunday night.

"Mambo~ Mambo~ Kobe's boobs are Mambo, Mambo~ Mambo~ Kobe's boobs are Mambo~"

Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan, who was writing problems but muttering some non-human language, and pleaded:

"Bufan, I'm kneeling down to beg you, can you say 'Who the f*ck are you' out loud right now?"

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan immediately shut his mouth and looked out the window. Sure enough, Xue Jian was walking toward the back door outside the window, sizing up the situation in the classroom with his eyes, so he scolded with a smile:

"F*ck, Lin Li, you're not even willing to act anymore, you're too lazy to even use schemes, huh."

Lin Li was just saying it casually. Noticing that Chen Yuying had also gotten up and left, he took his things and planned to run away too.

"Lin Li, come over here for a second." However, Lin Li, who had politely greeted Xue Jian at the door and was preparing to escape, was called back by Xue Jian.

"Hmm? Oh," although a bit surprised, Lin Li nodded immediately, just raising the things in his hand to ask: "Do I need to put my things back in the classroom first?"

"No need, just a few minutes, after I finish talking, you can go to tutoring."

"Okay." Lin Li nodded again, giving Chen Yuying, who was actually waiting for him in the hallway, a look and a gesture, signaling her to go first and not wait for him.

Chen Yuying nodded and mouthed "Okay."

"Teacher, what do you need me for?" After following Xue Jian to the stairwell, Lin Li asked.

"Nothing major, just after discussion, your planned speech to all teachers and students has been canceled. Tomorrow is Monday, but even if it's sunny, you don't need to go on stage. Sigh, it's quite a pity." Xue Jian got straight to the point.

Lin Li looked like he couldn't take it, his mouth curling: "Teacher, did you just laugh?"

"No," Xue Jian shook his head o(∩_∩)o, "I haven't stopped."

He had been laughing the whole time.

Although the speech draft was organized by Chen Yuying and had been reviewed by Xue Jian, as long as the speaker was Lin Li, Xue Jian couldn't feel at ease.

Xue Jian's "pity" was just a pity that the school hadn't completely banned Lin Li, always worried that this disgraced artist might pull some stunt in the future, drag the Demon Suppression Division and the Demon Suppression Envoys into the water again, and then make a comeback.