Chapter 424: Perhaps he really can tame high-voltage electricity

"No? Is 'Hanhan' something you can call me?" Ding Sihan's voice rose: "What kind of nonsense is this! Who is 'woo-woo-woo' missing you—"

But as she scolded, Ding Sihan couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud, then stomped her feet in annoyance (not Bao, it didn't trigger an earthquake): "Damn it!!"

Don't say it, you really shouldn't say it.

She felt like she really had a bit of that vibe.

When those two went on dates on weekends, her resentment was much greater than Qu Wanqiu's and Bai Bufan's.

"Sigh, as expected, you shouldn't have children so early," Lin Li seemed not to hear Ding Sihan's protest, shaking his head and sighing to himself, his face full of vicissitudes and relief: "Fine, I'll accompany my daughter this week."

Ding Sihan took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, and then her expression became calm, and she said: "Lin Li."

"What's up, baby daughter."

"I can see it; you think I'm very redundant."

Lin Li: "Didn't I already say it? You still need to see? Ding Zi, are you hard of hearing?"

Ding Sihan: "..."

Lin Li's talent tree in the area of provocation was maxed out too much.

The Provocateur Potion also melted in his mouth.

Looking at Lin Li's innocent expression of "I'm just stating facts," Ding Sihan took a huge breath and squeezed out a nuclear-friendly smile:

"What I want to say is, actually, if you want me not to pester Yingbao and make space for you two, it's also possible. There is a way."

"Oh, tell me in detail, Sister Ding, point me to a bright path!" Lin Li's eyes lit up.

"Help me find a partner, let me fall in love too," Ding Sihan gave the answer crisply, then looked at Lin Li with some expectation. "That way, I'll want to have a world for two, let alone bother you two; maybe I'll even find you two annoying."

"Isn't that good for you and me? How great?"

Ding Sihan originally had no thoughts about love, but after spending a long time with Chen Yuying, who was in the love phase, watching the two of them be ambiguous openly and secretly every day, plus Lin Li was someone who didn't hide his feelings at all and liked to show off a little, it was inevitable that she would have expectations.

Lin Li was the primary culprit for the human-to-human transmission of the "heat" phenomenon in Class Four.

Hearing this, Lin Li's eyes widened sharply, enlightened, and he slammed his right fist into his left palm with a slap.

He immediately paced back and forth in the narrow space at the back, his gaze scanning rapidly between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, walking faster and faster, his eyes becoming brighter and brighter, and then, a brilliant smile bloomed on his face:

"Let's talk about where everyone is going to play this weekend."

Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying: "?"

"Hahahahaha!!"

Chen Tianming, who was laughing loudly nearby, noticed the three people's gazes looking over, instantly straightened his face, turned his head to look at the corridor outside the classroom, leaving only the back of his head and the sound of his sophistry to the three:

"Sorry, this math problem is a bit funny, I couldn't help it."

Chen Tianming even thought Lin Li would recommend Qin Zeyu to Ding Sihan.

But he didn't expect Lin Li to be even more of a bastard than he imagined.

Ding Sihan stopped looking at Chen Tianming, but she also reacted, her smile as cold as the corpse of Bai Bufan, who had been dead for three days, and she approached step by step: "·Lin· Li, what do you mean—huh!?"

What does it mean that just a moment ago he was determined not to let her hinder him and Chen Yuying, but after she gave the backup option of helping her fall in love, he suddenly firmly felt that bringing her along was nothing?! Huh?!

Ding Sihan already had a picture in her mind—

"Ding Sihan: Are you there?"

"Lin Li: Yes, except for asking me and Yingbao to go out and play, I'm always here."

"Ding Sihan: I want to fall in love, introduce me to a partner."

"Lin Li: Where are we going to play?"

Facing the questioning, Lin Li didn't speak, just smiled and ran away in the classroom, avoiding the pursuit.

When Ding Sihan was tired of chasing, Lin Li ran back to Chen Yuying's side, stood behind her, and said to Ding Sihan with a smile:

"Ding Zi, it's not that I won't help you, but you asked me to help you find a partner. Isn't that looking for trouble?"

"Haven't you heard the saying 'Near pigs, you get eaten; near perverts, you get hee-hee-hee'? What kind of goods are the people I know? Can there be any good stuff?"

"If I could solve other people's 'heat' problems, Zeyu wouldn't still be waiting for a rabbit by the tree, and Tianming wouldn't still be a simp, being played around."

Before Ding Sihan could react, Chen Tianming turned his head to look at Lin Li with dissatisfaction:

"Lin Li, I've told you more than once, I'm not being played around by Qiaoqiao. Spinning in circles is just my personal hobby; I have my own plans."

"I'm even less of a simp; I just like to hang my tongue out and pant while smiling. If you don't understand, can you not talk nonsense?"

Lin Li gave Chen Tianming a thumbs up.

To be honest, Chen Tianming being able to say these words naturally really proved that he himself was sober as hell.

Lin Li felt that there was really no need to worry about how much loss Tianming would suffer by being a simp; this guy was probably enjoying it, mutually extracting emotional value with Yao Qiaoqiao.

"See, just this kind of goods—" Lin Li pointed at Chen Tianming and spread his hands to Ding Sihan:

"Among the people I know, he's considered good. I don't even bother talking about other boys; they are not even as good as cockroaches. At least cockroaches will have girls screaming for them."

Chen Tianming laughed out loud again, in terms of aggressiveness.

——Being in the "considered good" range, he felt quite honored.

"Ding Ding, I refuse to accept your request, not because 'you' are not good enough, but because 'I' can't do it. They don't deserve it."

Lin Li said earnestly.

Ding Sihan, who hadn't been truly angry in the first place, saw her complexion clear up slightly upon hearing this high praise, and nodded with satisfaction:

"Fine, since you said so, then I can understand. After all, I am indeed excellent."

"Right," Lin Li snapped his fingers, pressed Chen Yuying's shoulder, and gave Ding Sihan a blessing:

"Ding Zi, with your conditions, you don't need my help at all."

"Believe me, in the future, there will always be a boy you are satisfied with, wearing golden armor, riding colorful clouds, holding a bouquet of flowers, walking up to you, and gently and sincerely saying to you: 'Sorry, move aside, auntie, you're blocking the way'."

Ding Sihan: "?"

She thought Lin Li was softening his stance, but it turned out he was feeding her poison?

"Yingying! Move aside! Today I'm going to make you a widow!! Auntie! I'll let you auntie!!" ——Haji-Han stress reaction.

"Okay~" ——Chen Yuying smiled and cooperated by moving half a step to the side.

"Hey! Baby, are you so heartless? ——Tianming! Save me! Otherwise, I'll make Yao Qiaoqiao a widow!" ——Lin Li ran towards Chen Tianming's direction.

"Will she be a widow for me if I die? Hehe~ Hehe~ If there really is such a day, don't forget to tell your grandfather during the family sacrifice, I'll go die first!" ——Chen Tianming dodged Lin Li, while showing pink bubbles.

Lin Li: "Hey, you bastard."

Afternoon.

"Alright, class dismissed." Xue Jian on the podium dragged the class for more than a minute, finished the remaining problems, and signaled for dismissal.

Several students immediately took their test papers and surrounded him, asking questions.

"Phew—"

Bai Bufan leaned back in his chair, let out a long sigh, scratched his head, and sighed with a headache:

"This math class is really making me want to die. Every time we get to a difficult problem, half of the time in my brain is spent thinking, 'What the hell is this saying? I can't understand it at all,' damn."

"That's already very good," Zhou Baowei on the other side heard the complaint and looked over, "At least you can understand more than half of the time. I'm completely hopeless. I suggest listing math as an elective subject."

Hearing this, Bai Bufan smiled bleakly and turned to look at Zhou Baowei:

"Who told you I understood the other half of the time? During that time, what I was thinking in my brain was, 'What the hell is he saying again? I can't understand it at all'."

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Who taught Bai Bufan to divide it like that?

But Baowei was very gratified. Right, this is the Bai Bufan he is familiar with. If he really understood it, it would be strange; he almost thought he had been completely corrupted by Lin Li.

After chatting with Bufan, Zhou Baowei looked to his other side, his desk mate.

"My gentle, talkative, good-looking little girl... My gentle, talkative, good-looking little girl... She actually thinks my name sounds good... But I don't even know what her name is..."

——The absent-minded Qin Zeyu, his eyes hollow, was still muttering to himself.

Zhou Baowei shook his head with a face full of disgust.

Can't understand.

What is so good about falling in love? After finding a girlfriend, she might even fight with you for food. Just thinking about it is a turn-off.

Lin Li walked over, pressed Qin Zeyu's shoulder, his eyes sympathetic, sighed, and said apologetically:

"Hey, Zeyu, don't be like this. I lied to you. I exaggerated about that girl at noon. Forget it, actually... actually, she's a boy. It's an identity I made up to play with you. Don't think about it, it's fine, there will be a next time."

"Lin Li, don't comfort me!! Damn! My gentle, talkative, good-looking little girl! Why are we destined to meet but not be together! Why didn't you help me get her contact information at noon..."

Hearing this, Qin Zeyu became even sadder and said dejectedly.

Yang Bangjie heard Chen Tianming next to him suddenly let out a laugh and looked over strangely: "What's wrong?"

"Nothing," Chen Tianming turned his head to look at the classroom corridor: "Sorry, this math problem is a bit funny, I couldn't help it."

Holy shit, advancing by retreating, Lin Li is truly a beast. ===== CHAPTER 425 =====