Chapter 426: Lin Li's cause of death in his previous life has been found

Holy shit, 5.0 vision, then Lin Li's butt can go be a pilot.

Damn, what is he thinking in his brain.

Zheng Hong quickly shook his head to dispel this outrageous thought.

Then he squinted his eyes and sized up Lin Li's crotch, trying to see the butt behind it through the "cow-cow." Although Lin Li had indeed been facing him with his butt just now, but... it shouldn't be, right?

Seeing Zheng Hong really suspiciously scanning Lin Li's butt, Liu Feng on the side couldn't hold back his laughter anymore.

Lin Li also found it hard to hold back; did he really believe it?

He naturally used his spiritual sense to investigate.

Looking at Zheng Hong, who still wouldn't give up, Lin Li sighed:

"Master Zheng, just endure for one noon. Keep holding on, there's less than an hour left. After finishing work and leaving school, even if you smoke fifty at once, like a Gatling gun, I won't be able to control you."

"Sigh, what is so good about smoking? You wouldn't want your daughter to call you a 'fog-producing dad' in the future, right?"

Zheng Hong knew and understood what Lin Li meant, but unfortunately, his lungs were itching right now, so facing Lin Li's dissuasion, he almost used a pleading tone:

"Lin Li, just one! Really, just smoke one! I promise, after smoking this one, I definitely won't touch a second one at noon!"

"Sorry, Master Zheng, I really can't back down on this today." With a mission on his back, Lin Li's attitude was firm, "And it's not like I'm asking you to quit smoking. Just endure for one noon, it shouldn't be a difficult thing, right? What do you do when you take high-speed trains or planes usually?"

"I haven't taken a plane yet, but when taking high-speed trains, I can go down at the transfer station to have one..." Zheng Hong said weakly.

Lin Li still shook his head, but before Zheng Hong could speak again, he suggested: "Master Zheng, how about this? I'll go find you something to eat as a substitute. With something to chew on in your mouth, maybe you won't want to smoke so much."

"This... wouldn't that be too much trouble for you?" Zheng Hong scratched his head in embarrassment, seeming to feel that this wasn't very good, and he still wanted to smoke more: "And, where are you going to get food here?"

"It's fine, no trouble, easy to get." Lin Li shook his head and got up to walk towards Zheng Hong: "I'll go get it now, I can be back in a minute or two, but you have to hand over the cigarettes to me first, otherwise I'm afraid you'll secretly smoke while I'm away."

Although full of reluctance, Zheng Hong finally had no choice but to take out the cigarette case and lighter and hand them to Lin Li as if handing over contraband.

School is school; once you enter, you have a feeling of being a student. It really makes me want to die.

The two watched Lin Li walk quickly out of the power distribution room and disappear at the stairwell.

In less than a minute, Lin Li ran back with a plastic bag in his hand.

"Master Zheng, here are some hard beef jerky, chewing gum, nuts, chocolate, and drugs. You can try them all and see which one can suppress your addiction." After getting closer, Lin Li introduced while showing the things in the bag.

Zheng Hong, Liu Feng: "?"

Hey, did you mix in something strange just now?

However, after just over half an hour of getting along, Zheng Hong could already judge that this was simply Lin Li not speaking human language again, so he just pointed to the light green powder in the bag and asked curiously: "What kind of drugs are these?"

"Mint powder," Lin Li explained, "The taste is quite stimulating and intoxicating. Tasting a little can make you feel cold all over. I think it might be able to suppress the addiction."

"Thank you for your hard work." Zheng Hong sighed, picked up a piece of beef jerky, put it in his mouth, and chewed, his tone carrying apology, "It's added trouble to you."

"It's me who added trouble to you, Master Zheng," Lin Li smiled, then looked at Liu Feng and smiled: "Brother Liu, you take some and eat too."

"Then I won't be polite."

"Let's continue working," with something to eat in his mouth, the itching feeling in his lungs was indeed suppressed a lot, but Zheng Hong still urged: "A lot of time has been wasted."

The three of them threw themselves back into work.

"Lin Li, what brand of beef jerky is this? The taste is not bad. I want to buy some when I go back." After the beef jerky in his mouth was chewed up, Liu Feng felt a bit unsatisfied and turned to ask Lin Li.

Lin Li didn't even look back, threw the bag towards Liu Feng, and while letting him take the second piece, said: "Not bought."

"Oh, made it yourself, right? No wonder the flavor is so good."

"Not really," Lin Li's tone was flat, "Picked it up."

"Ah? Picked it up? Where did you pick it up?"

"On the railroad tracks. Brother Liu, if you think it's delicious, I'll pick up more for you next time. However, it was all overcast last week, so most of it should still be runny. It will take some time before a big harvest."

Zheng Hong, Liu Feng: "..."

Although they knew Lin Li was joking, the two inexplicably felt that the beef jerky in their mouths had become a bit smelly.

This was no longer delicious beef jerky.

This was the most delicious beef jerky in history.

Liu Feng didn't talk to Lin Li, but turned to look at Zheng Hong, wanting to speak but stopping, wanting to stop but speaking, and finally said sincerely:

"Master, quit smoking. To be honest, I don't think cigarettes are good to smoke at all now—"

Zheng Hong's mouth twitched: "Because Lin Li is better to smoke, right."

Holy shit, Master can even answer ahead of time. Liu Feng nodded with gratification; it seems he wasn't the only one who felt that way.

No wonder that Teacher Xue ran so fast.

If it were me, I would run too.

"Alright, Liu Feng, seize the time. Time is life, time is money. Hurry up and re-paste these labels on the lines!" Seeing Liu Feng still looking at him, Zheng Hong threw a label book beside him to Liu Feng with some dissatisfaction and urged.

Although there was beef jerky and chewing gum to relieve Zheng Hong's smoking addiction, it couldn't replace it after all. Zheng Hong still wanted to light a mosquito coil.

"Got it, Master." Liu Feng shrank his neck.

The lunch break passed quietly.

In the remaining time, the three of them were working seriously.

When working, Lin Li didn't do any tricks and completely followed Zheng Hong's instructions, but from the perspective of the system task, he said a few more words about the worry of pest damage, letting Zheng Hong consider this more.

Zheng Hong didn't smoke another cigarette. When he wanted to smoke, he put the mint powder on the tiger's mouth, then pressed one nostril and inhaled with the other nostril.

Still this one is more satisfying!

Just kidding.

Zheng Hong stopped smoking simply because his cigarettes were confiscated by Lin Li and hadn't been returned, so even if he left Lin Li's sight, it was useless, so he had to give up.

"The white pigeons in the church won't kiss the crows~~" The phone in Zheng Hong's pocket rang; it wasn't a call, but an alarm clock.

"Old Eight in the toilet won't go home on an empty stomach~~" Lin Li couldn't help but sing along.

Thank you, Lin Li. Zheng Hong decided to change his alarm ringtone when he went back.

Turning off the alarm that reminded him of the time, Zheng Hong got up and compared the currently determined material list, doing a final check.

"Alright, the parts and components that need to be replaced are all determined. If the cleaning work isn't finished, it's the same to continue tomorrow," after checking that there were no errors, Zheng Hong looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, you stand at the door first, the power is about to be restored."

"Okay." Lin Li nodded and immediately came to the door.

"You've worked hard."

"Not hard, without me, maybe Master Zheng and Brother Liu would be more efficient," Lin Li said politely.

Damn, Zheng Hong didn't deny it.

With Liu Feng's assistance, with a "click," a red light spot lit up on the electricity meter not far away.

【Task Three completed.】

【You have received the reward: Constitution improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 100%; System currency * 50】

【Today's events show that there are many people who ignore the place where the Forbidden Xiaoyao Powder is used. However, without rules, there is no square. Moreover, Xiaoyao Powder is harmful and useless to the surrounding cultivators. It cannot be indulged or tolerated. It should be strictly rectified and must be guarded against!】

【Task triggered!】

【Task Three: Persuade face-to-face one hundred times (0/100) cultivators who still choose to consume Xiaoyao Powder in places where it is forbidden to consume Xiaoyao Powder】

【Task reward: Constitution improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 300%; Random elixir * 1; System currency * 100】

The previous Task Three just ended, and the new task seamlessly connected. It seems to be a series of tasks?

This task also has no title reward, so there should be a next task.

But there is no need to think about these for now.

As far as this task is concerned, the requirements are easy to understand: just persuade people who smoke in places where smoking is forbidden one hundred times.

Just persuade? Is it feasible to catch one person and persuade them one hundred times in one minute?

But all in all, it shouldn't be too difficult a task. Even if you can't brush data, you should be able to complete it by spending some time.

"That's it." Zheng Hong and Liu Feng packed up their things and walked out of the power distribution room.

Before closing the door, Zheng Hong asked Lin Li and Liu Feng: "Nothing left behind, right? After this door is locked, if you want to open it again, you have to contact people from your school."

After both shook their heads, Zheng Hong closed the door.

Then Zheng Hong looked at Lin Li expectantly.

Lin Li naturally knew what Zheng Hong was asking for, took out the cigarettes and lighter from his pocket, and returned them to Zheng Hong, but also exhorted:

"Returned to you, but Master Zheng, smoking is still not allowed on campus. If you want to smoke, you have to go outside the school gate to smoke."

"I know, Lin Li." Zheng Hong nodded firmly, and after taking the cigarettes, he smiled and said to Lin Li: "You can go back to the classroom. I still have to go to your school's logistics department with Little Liu to check the list and price list. Sorry for the trouble at noon."

"Okay, then Master Zheng, Brother Liu, see you tomorrow noon." This part should have nothing to do with his sect formation task, so Lin Li nodded, said goodbye, and walked towards the stairwell, his figure disappearing at the corner.

"Let's go, Master, go to the logistics department." Liu Feng said to Zheng Hong.

"Go later, I'll go to the toilet to light a mosquito coil first, I can't stand it."

Zheng Hong waved his hand, tapped the bottom of the cigarette case in his hand, caught a cigarette with his mouth, but didn't go so far as to smoke openly, but left his apprentice behind and walked quickly towards the toilet.

Seeing this, Liu Feng shook his head helplessly, but didn't say anything.

"People live just for a puff of smoke~"

Zheng Hong hummed a little tune and walked into the dimly lit men's toilet. For some reason, the toilet was powered on but the light wasn't on.

But Zheng Hong didn't care, entered the door, and lit the lighter with a click.

The lighter not only illuminated the cigarette but also illuminated Lin Li's fake-human-like smiling face.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy shit holy shit holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It was noon now, and in fact, even if the light wasn't on, there was sunlight coming in from the window, but Lin Li was hiding on the inside of the toilet, and he suddenly stepped in front of him when Zheng Hong pressed the lighter.

So much so that he, who was completely unprepared, not only dropped the cigarette and lighter on the ground in fright but also stumbled a few steps and almost fell to the ground, leaning back against the tile wall outside the toilet, and let out a terrified scream.

After seeing clearly who the person in front of him was, Zheng Hong pointed at Lin Li tremblingly: "Lin Li?"

Lin Li shook his head: "I'm not Lin Li, I'm a vengeful spirit in the school who was choked to death by secondhand smoke while pooping in the toilet." ===== CHAPTER 427 =====