Chapter 429: When the feeling comes, it's hard not to say some heartfelt words
Listening to this explanation that was completely beyond human understanding, Wang Lei's mouth twitched slightly.
This lie was simply ridiculous, the flaws were too big!
Wang Lei's eyes were sharp as knives, and he questioned coldly:
"Buddy, I haven't said yet that I came from 'Juxian Internet Cafe' and 'Manyi Internet Cafe'! How did you know I came from there?"
Lin Li frowned, not expecting this man's mind to be so agile, finding a small flaw in his perfect explanation in an instant.
Fortunately, Lin Li wasn't flustered and immediately defended himself:
"Because we have a family group, we will communicate with each other, and my sixteenth brother told us all the interesting things that just happened."
Seeing Lin Li not shedding tears until seeing the coffin, Wang Lei shook his head:
"Stop lying! I've been to so many internet cafes in Xiling before, but I've never seen people from your Bai Bufan family!"
"Hehe, if you had just said that you were actually other towns' internet cafe manager families, and had just incorporated Xiling into your territory today, and were in an expansion stage, I might have believed it. Unfortunately... Mr. Bai, you... were one move behind!"
When the tone of the tail sound rose infinitely and the corners of his mouth also held a trace of mockery, Wang Lei looked at Lin Li coldly with the wise eyes that saw through everything.
Lin Li's pupils shrank.
In this battle of wits that was like walking on thin ice and was hearty, he actually fell into a disadvantage.
Xiling was indeed full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and someone could actually see through his near-perfect big lie.
"You! What else do you have to say now!" Looking at Lin Li, who was speechless for a moment, Wang Lei's momentum climbed step by step, aggressive.
Lin Li suddenly became calm: "I'm going to report you to the manager for smoking in the internet cafe. If the manager doesn't care, I'll report the internet cafe directly to the law enforcement department."
Wang Lei: "..."
"Holy shit! Bai Bufan! You bastard, you can't afford to play!" Wang Lei was stunned for a moment, then shocked by this naked shameless act and cursed.
"Pfft—" Lin Li sneered, looking at Wang Lei with contempt, as if he were an ant: "Brother, do you know why black people don't practice Taoism?"
"Hmm?" Wang Lei didn't know why Lin Li suddenly switched to this topic, but he was indeed a bit curious, so he asked: "Why?"
Lin Li: "Because they don't know who Laozi is."
Wang Lei: "..."
Lin Li didn't give him a chance to complain, and scolded sternly: "And now, buddy, you are actually no different from those black people!"
"I have a dad!" Wang Lei was angry.
"You know Laozi and have Laozi, but what I want to say is, you also don't know who Laozi is!" Lin Li was also angry, pointing at himself and saying loudly:
"Buddy! You also don't go to the rivers and lakes to inquire, who is Laozi Bai Bufan? I, Bai Bufan, have always been a purely disgusting villain, hated by people and dogs. I have never denied this point myself, and even take pride in it!"
"I, Bai Bufan, am a dog! I, Bai Bufan, am cheap! So what?! This world needs people like me, Bai Bufan, to be disgusting to get better!"
"So what if you saw through my lie? Do you still dare to smoke? If you take out a cigarette again, we'll go to the front desk now! I'll call the police now!!"
"I just wanted to give you face, but if you don't give me face, then no one gets face!! I, Bai Bufan, will really bite you to death!!"
Lin Li's suppressed low roar echoed in the private room. Wang Lei, who had been sitting in the chair, was bluffed by this momentum and retreated a little with the chair.
Looking at Lin Li, who had torn his face—especially this guy now making the kind of growling sound that a vicious dog makes when preparing to attack, his upper lip twitching, Wang Lei was a bit scared.
If it were this guy... maybe he could really bite himself to death...
Although this was definitely Bai Bufan meddling in other people's business and also being a bit fussing and making trouble, if it came down to it, his smoking wasn't very reasonable, and the shopkeeper wouldn't help him if it made a scene.
The high ground of morality was occupied by the opposite side.
Therefore, although Wang Lei's lips were trembling, he wanted to speak but stopped, and said nothing.
The two stared at each other silently for a while, and finally, Wang Lei pressed the computer's shutdown button and stood up.
"Leaving?" Lin Li chuckled, moved his body aside, and returned to human form.
"Bai Bufan, I have recorded the shame of today." Wang Lei moved forward slowly, but his head kept staring at Lin Li. When the two crossed, he said coldly, "Our grudge is completely settled!"
"You do as you please, I don't care." Lin Li was contemptuous and disdainful, just asking casually: "Brother, next, which internet cafe do you plan to go to?"
"I'm going home!" Wang Lei responded sternly, trying to find back the scene and face:
"I'm going home to play on the computer! And I'm going to smoke! Smoke! Smoke!"
"I smoke one every time I hit a key! I smoke one every time I click the mouse! I'm going to cover the desktop with cigarette butts!! Can you still control me? If you have the guts, come to my house and control me!"
Look, anxious again.
Lin Li just smiled: "Then that is your own right, I have no right to restrict it. Wish you a happy smoke tonight~"
Looking at Lin Li's smile, Wang Lei only felt like he had punched cotton. His heart was still stifled, and there was no sense of superiority at all. This Bai Bufan is really disgusting.
He could only leave with a dark face, slamming the door.
However, after walking out of the private room, Wang Lei's face collapsed immediately.
Wang Lei was surfing the internet alone tonight, not to play with friends, and the computer configuration at home wasn't low. The purpose of his coming to the internet cafe was actually to be able to smoke while playing games.
Because Wang Lei didn't live alone, but his family didn't let Wang Lei smoke indoors.
If Wang Lei wanted to smoke, he could only go to the balcony, and he had to be careful not to let the clothes hanging on the balcony be stained with the smell of smoke, otherwise, family law would be served.
Thinking of this, Wang Lei had a headache.
The family was very strict about this.
Last time, maybe it was to check if he had complied with this agreement when he was alone at home, but when his family went out, they deliberately didn't turn off the gas.
Damn, fortunately, he endured it and didn't smoke that time. When he woke up, it was just because of gas poisoning in the hospital, not because of a gas explosion in the underworld.
Thinking of this, Wang Lei felt sad from his heart:
Damn Bai Bufan, I, Wang Lei, am irreconcilable with you!
Far away Nansang Middle School.
Bai Bufan, who was sleeping soundly, hugging his quilt, muttering a small milky burp and letting out a small milky fart in his dream, reached out and touched his back.
He felt like he should check his spine, otherwise, how could he carry so many black pots at such a young age.
Late night.
【Persuade face-to-face... one hundred times (67/100)】
Love Apartment is a lie; there is no 2:30 club at all.
At 2:30 in the morning, Lin Li, who didn't find the club, rode his bike home.
The task was more than half completed. If he repeated the same trick tonight, he should be able to complete this task.
The reason why he didn't finish the task in one go wasn't because Lin Li was sleepy, but mainly because the customers had become fewer.
After all, today wasn't a workday. After 11 o'clock, the business of the internet cafe became visibly deserted and quiet. In the internet cafe he just went to, there were less than twenty customers in total, and more than half of them were sleeping. The task progress only pulled 1.
The harvest obtained in nearly an hour from 1:30 to now wasn't as much as the harvest from the first shop he went to.
Efficiency is too low.
However, Lin Li estimated that at four or five o'clock, although the number of customers wouldn't increase, people who try to wake themselves up by smoking might be more.
But he didn't need to wait for this time period specifically for this. It's better to go home and sleep, and then attack tonight. Anyway, the task has no time limit.
Pack up, sleep at three, get up at four-thirty to exercise, great, there is still an hour and a half to sleep!
Lin Li's sleep efficiency has been increasing with the 【Fruit of Persistence】. After sleeping beautifully for a class in English class in the morning, he was full of energy again.
Lunch break.
"Wang Yanzu taught Kobe~ Liang Jingru taught Kobe~ Zhang Yixing kissed Kobe~ Zhou Jielun met Kobe~ Guo Degang taught Kobe~ Guangtou Qiang met Kobe~ Hong Xiuquan taught Kobe~ Da Zhang Wei thanked Kobe..."
Lin Li hummed the Kobe song and came to the power distribution room alone after class.
——Xue Jian refused to accompany him anymore, saying that he had grown up and had to be independent.
Listening to these heaven-defying lyrics, Liu Feng's mouth twitched slightly, and after careful consideration, he gave an evaluation:
"Wang Yan has the best feet, Liang Jing is the best prime minister, Zhang Yi is the most straightforward, Zhou Jie is the most generous, Guo De is the most heavy-mouthed, Guangtou is the most violent, Hong Xiu is the most fancy, Da Zhang is the most timid."
The incisive evaluation made Lin Li happy. After laughing, seeing Liu Feng standing here alone but not finding Zheng Hong, he asked curiously: "Where is Master Zheng? Is he smoking in the toilet?"
Thinking of this, Lin Li walked towards the toilet with expectation.
What he was looking forward to wasn't that the task progress could add one, but that he could torture Master Zheng again, great.
"Don't go, he is indeed smoking, but not in the toilet," Liu Feng smiled and held Lin Li, then raised his chin towards the school gate direction blocked by the building:
"Master didn't come in at all just now, let me carry the things over first, he will smoke for a while, he is probably still having fun at the school gate now.
By the way, he did ask me to ask if you want to go and arrest him. You can go and see if you want."
"Then Master Zheng is very narrow-minded." Lin Li just smiled and evaluated, naturally not intending to go over.
After a few minutes, Zheng Hong came to the two of them with a relaxed expression and floating feeling.
The smell of smoke on his body was so thick that even Liu Feng, who was used to people around him having the smell of smoke, covered his nose.
Zheng Hong just wanted to speak, but a burst of coughing broke out in his throat: "Cough cough cough—" ===== CHAPTER 430 =====
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