Chapter 435
"Class Monitor, what did you just say?"
"Didn't hear clearly, say it again."
"Yes, I heard clearly, but so what? I just want to hear it again."
"..."
Chen Yuying felt that Lin Li was very suitable for digging tunnels because he was too good at pushing his luck.
If Lin Li continued to challenge her bottom line, she would really get angry and lower her bottom line!!
Once again, pretending to talk, but actually quickly leaning in to satisfy Lin Li's request, Chen Yuying carefully observed her "slow and incompetent best friend" next to her and the "slow and incompetent third party" next to Lin Li.
After confirming that the "two dogs" hadn't noticed this yet, she breathed a slight sigh of relief.
"I only applied this much tonight, and it's already clean, you're not allowed to ask again!" Looking at the triumphant Lin Li, Chen Yuying felt very annoyed, turned slightly to the side, used her finger to point at the screen as a cover, and hummed in a low voice.
Lin Li nodded: "Yes, the plot right now is truly exquisite."
Although Lin Li still didn't know what this movie was about, it didn't matter; as long as it was exciting, that was enough.
Chen Yuying: "?"
Now you know how to talk about the movie?
Feeling Chen Yuying start to poke his palm with her thumb nail to show dissatisfaction, Lin Li then smiled and nodded: "Alright, alright, I know."
"Remember to wipe your face clean later." For the sake of safety, fearing someone would get carried away, Chen Yuying added in a low voice, and after finishing, she always felt her cheeks were hot in the dark.
"Received~" Lin Li answered lazily.
Chen Yuying then hummed with satisfaction, trying to pull her attention back to the movie.
But just a few seconds after her gaze focused on the screen, she felt Lin Li's head lean over again.
But before she could pretend to be angry, she heard Lin Li ask a question about the movie:
"The two fighting now, which one is the good guy? Hiss—which one is the protagonist?"
"You've been watching until now and don't even know who the male lead is? Are you even watching the movie!" Chen Yuying complained impatiently.
Lin Li was thick-skinned; upon hearing this, he just showed a rogue smile of "a dead pig isn't afraid of boiling water."
Chen Yuying sighed helplessly, then turned her head to whisper a few words to Ding Sihan, and finally, under Ding Sihan's surprised gaze, turned back and said to Lin Li with disdain in a low voice:
"It's the one on the left, idiot, you don't even know that."
Lin Li: "..."
Hey baby, you seem to have known only one second earlier than me.
As expected, you haven't been paying attention to the movie from just now until now, right?
If loneliness is divided into ten levels, watching a movie alone is usually listed as level four loneliness.
But today, a passerby A who was too lazy to take a name felt that this was ranked too low.
Damn it, if you are watching a movie alone and accidentally discover a super-duper happy little couple in the row in front of you, then only giving it a level four rating belongs to a serious underestimation of the lethality.
Silence is damn.
Damn, I really want to die.
To be honest, if the couple in front were the kind of people who messed around without knowing what the world was, the passerby A who was too lazy to take a name would only feel speechless and unlucky.
But it just so happened that the pair in front of him had that kind of green, youthful happiness that was almost materialized, and everything was just right.
Now it's great, the passerby A who was too lazy to take a name really had no tricks left.
He couldn't help but recall his own youthful love: like a banana that had been left for a while, it was either green or yellow.
Holy shit, who the hell came up with this rhetorical device for comparison? This rhetorical device is sick, I don't want to live anymore!
The movie ended, the lights came on, and the audience dispersed.
The three girls walked in front, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed slowly behind.
"Why can movies show scenes of killing, but not scenes of making babies? It's unreasonable." Lin Li observed the whole from a glimpse, holding the back of his head, and in a great mood, he sighed leisurely.
"You think this is unreasonable? There are plenty of things more unreasonable," Bai Bufan said with disdain for Lin Li's short-sightedness, his vision confined to this, but then he also turned into an angry youth, and his emotions were more intense, as if indignant at this helpless world:
"What's truly unreasonable and unforgivable is that donating money and donating gold are both legal, yet donating money and gold at the same time is treated as an illegal act!! What's wrong with the law!"
Lin Li: "That's called prostitution, you damn idiot."
It was already 9:30 after the movie, and Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu still had to return to school, so naturally, there were no other activities, and they each went home.
Because Chen Yuying had already returned what she needed to return, and tonight it was her family's driver coming to pick her up instead of taking a taxi alone, Lin Li didn't send her back.
For the sake of Bai Bufan and the bicycle, it's better to accompany him and Qu Wanqiu.
After instructing Ding Sihan, who was taking a taxi home alone, to send a message when she arrived, the three of them took a taxi back to school.
"Why isn't Tianming replying to my message?" In the back seat of the car, Bai Bufan poked Lin Li with his elbow and asked in confusion.
"He lent his phone to Yao Qiaoqiao, and now he's probably squatting in the dorm alone, waiting for you to go back and play with your phone together." Lin Li shrugged his shoulders and told him the known conditions he had obtained.
"Holy shit, dead simp, I really want to control him!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in.
To be able to hand over his own 'machine' to another girl just like that, this guy Haji Ming is truly terrifying.
"Is Chen Tianming still liking that girl?" Qu Wanqiu, in the passenger seat, couldn't suppress her nature of listening to gossip and spoke up.
"Yes," Lin Li nodded, "However, with such perseverance, maybe he will really simp until the end and have everything."
"If Tianming succeeds, I'm afraid someone in the class will be sad, tsk tsk." Bai Bufan drew out his tone and laughed.
Qu Wanqiu's eyes lit up: "Are there other girls in the class who also like Chen Tianming? Who? Can you say? How do you guys know?"
"Can say." Lin Li nodded.
"Who?"
"Zeyu."
Qu Wanqiu: "Ze... eh? Qin Zeyu?"
Lin Li nodded: "If Zeyu in estrus sees Tianming succeed, he will really drop little pearls."
Qu Wanqiu didn't comment on this, but instead slapped her thigh with some annoyance and said with a headache:
"I remembered, someone from another class gave me his meal card the day before yesterday, and I forgot to give it to him!"
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and burst into laughter.
The next morning.
Lin Li rode his bike to Xiren Driving School.
As the driving school with the highest qualifications and prices in Xiling, Xiren Driving School naturally has its own advantages. The south gate of the driving school is the starting and ending point of an examination route, and after the exam, one can directly take the Subject Four exam in the computer room inside the driving school.
"Big thief son~ and small thief dad~ a pair of good pickpockets~ wandering into every home~ the son's stealing method is clever~ the dad steals less and the method is poor~ la la la~ big thief and small thief are never afraid of the police~ steal steal steal steal steal~ in the blink of an eye the son betrays~ his~ dad~~"
Lin Li hummed a childhood tune, recalling his childhood.
This cartoon is really touching.
One with hydrocephalus, one with brain atrophy, and they can still live on strongly together, and Apron Mom doesn't abandon them, tears in my eyes.
Our generation's worldview was consolidated by watching these excellent animations, right? Respect.
"Coach, good morning."
Arriving at the south gate of the driving school, after signing in and getting his number, seeing that Yu Jianan was also there, Lin Li greeted him.
Originally, Yu Jianan's expression was unkind, but after seeing that it was Lin Li who greeted him, he immediately changed his face and responded with an enthusiastic smile:
"Lin Li, good morning, good morning, you're here."
Lin Li not only gave a lot of money, but also had very few things to worry about, and his exam pass rate was 100%. He didn't need to worry about the practice progress at all, and he could even be used as an excellent case study. Yu Jianan wished such customers were endless; of course, he had to give an absolutely good face.
"You should have confidence in the exam later, right?" Yu Jianan smiled.
"I do." Lin Li nodded.
The process had long been familiar to him. As long as there weren't people who deliberately disgusted others when they saw a driving test car on the road, there was no reason not to pass.
"I'm also at ease with your proficiency, just don't be nervous." Yu Jianan nodded, "I know the accompanying examiner. If you encounter anything you do wrong, he will also try his best to prompt you, as long as you can... understand him."
Speaking of this, Yu Jianan sighed helplessly again.
Lin Li wasn't the first batch this morning; several had already taken the exam.
Among them was one of Yu Jianan's students.
At the beginning of the Subject Three exam, he actually forgot to walk around the car before getting in and intended to start the car directly. The examiner, for the sake of his own reputation, noticed this point, coughed while looking at the student, and tilted his head toward the outside of the car.
This hint was obvious enough, right?
As a result, this student immediately understood and reached out to help him open the passenger window for ventilation, and also nodded in approval and said, "This car is a bit stuffy, huh."
The accompanying examiner couldn't bear it anymore, but thinking that he had to invite him to dinner at noon, he still asked him, "Where did you come from?"
The student was stunned for a moment and replied, "From home."
End of Chapter
