Chapter 438

Dismantling the camera that was running while stuck on the wall, Bai Bufan rushed to the door, opened it, and pointed at the innocent-looking Lin Li and the other two outside, especially Lin Li, laughing and cursing:

"You beast! You've used all your dirty tricks on me, haven't you?"

"What exactly are you trying to sneakily film!!"

"Nothing," Lin Li shrugged innocently, his tone calm: "I just wanted to see you playing with your children, and by the way, see if I could use the video for nude loans to earn some pocket money."

Before Bai Bufan could speak, Wang Ze, who was beside Lin Li, couldn't sit still, his pupils shaking as he grabbed Lin Li's shoulders:

"What? Lin Li? Are you saying that there's finally a company willing to get involved in the male nude loan business? 666, you didn't call me when the national subsidy was released! Lin Li, how can you be so selfish!"

However, Wang Ze felt that 'nude loan' was too ugly a term; wasn't this just a lending company buying his portraits at a high price?

Wang Ze was willing to keep sending them if they didn't give him a loan.

Listening to Wang Ze's answer, Chen Tianming leaned against the corridor wall, laughing uncontrollably, and Bai Bufan's emotions were interrupted, so he started laughing too.

As expected of Wang Ze, his performance was still stable.

"Are you sure? The kind where they photoshop you to be smaller and then release it if you don't pay back the money." Lin Li just smiled, looking at Wang Ze, and gave a warm reminder.

Only after hearing this did Wang Ze's expression change abruptly.

To be honest, if he didn't pay back the money after a nude loan,

If the other party chose to post him on the internet, Wang Ze would understand them.

If the other party posted him in the European and American section, Wang Ze would even thank them.

But if the other party posted him in the children's section, Wang Ze would definitely spend the rest of his life trying to find them offline and make them pay.

Just watch whether Wang Ze messes with them or not!

"By the way, they'll also post it on Chengdu dating websites." Lin Li added.

Wang Ze, who had been frowning, suddenly became calm: "Oh, that, I already registered, no need to trouble them, I'll post it myself."

Chen Tianming and Lin Li gave him a thumbs up.

But Bai Bufan, who was on the side, was not Wang Ze after all. Hearing that he would not only be photoshopped smaller but also posted on such websites, his face turned completely pale. He staggered back two steps, pointing at Lin Li in horror and anger, his fingers trembling wildly.

How could human evil reach this point?

"Lin Li! You are even more vicious than I imagined!!" Bai Bufan waved the hand holding the camera heavily.

Considering that this camera wasn't cheap, one probably cost one or two thousand, so it was actually just a formality—he only waved his arm, but he was actually gripping it very tightly.

Although Bai Bufan was confident that even if he broke it, Lin Li would definitely not let him actually pay for it, there was no need.

But then, the more he thought about it, the more stifled he felt. Bai Bufan shook his head and sighed:

"I finally understand Pluto. Perhaps it predicted Lin Li's birth many years ago, so it has been moving away from Earth... The layout is so far-reaching, it's rare in this life..."

"For Lin Li, Pluto was actually willing to be removed from the nine planets."

"Holy shit, it's still #non-human# pure love."

The three people outside the door were stunned for a moment, then laughed heartily.

Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was definitely just talking big; even if he really wanted to play with his children, it would be in the bathroom. It was just something he did for fun, and he didn't intend to actually film anything.

So after laughing, he straightened up: "Alright, the three of us really have to go. You can keep the camera and play with it yourself; the pairing password is still 'four times of anal sphincter contraction'."

After saying that, he walked downstairs with Wang Ze and Chen Tianming.

"Just give it to me, I was just thinking about buying a camera, but because my budget is only 2 yuan, there are very few that meet the criteria." Bai Bufan shouted.

What responded to him was a middle finger.

Watching the three leave, Bai Bufan returned to the dorm.

His wariness of Lin Li made him check the room once to ensure there were no other cameras in the dorm, and then he checked the corridor and the stairs to ensure Lin Li was indeed not there.

Only after that did Bai Bufan sit on Bao Wei's bed, slightly more relaxed.

Bai Bufan frowned.

It wasn't that he had discovered any more of Lin Li's tricks, but that he had started playing a game with super strong reasoning that almost everyone had played—

What was I planning to do just now?

Because the three had different destinations—Wang Ze went downstairs to the girls' dorm to wait for Qian Ying, Chen Tianming went to the exam room to wait for Yao Qiaoqiao, and Lin Li went to the school gate to wait for Chen Yuying—everyone had a bright future, so the three separated quickly.

School gate.

The time was already approaching two o'clock, and a large number of non-school students had appeared at the gate.

Most of these students were wearing their respective school uniforms, and some were wearing casual clothes, perhaps because they didn't need to attend evening self-study on Sunday night.

Considering that Chen Yuying still had a while, and waiting directly at the gate would easily lead to being arrested by the middle-aged man, Lin Li simply stood between the fountain and the competition exam room layout sign, admiring the fountain and playing with his "spirit stone" to pass the time.

"Hello, classmate, may I ask where your school's bathroom is?"

A boy wearing another school's uniform, who had been looking around, noticed Lin Li and the uniform Lin Li was wearing, and immediately came up to ask politely.

【The Dao Discussion Grand Meeting, the battle for spots begins at our sect, Daoist friends from all directions come to visit! As a member of Nansang, one must not lose the face of the sect at this moment.

Although the sects to which the guests belong are mostly not as powerful as Nansang, one should still treat them with courtesy and show the hospitality of a host, so as to show the demeanor of our sect!】

【Task triggered!】

【Task 2: Treat other sect cultivators within the sect's territory kindly and show the extraordinary enthusiasm of the Nansang Sect.】

【Task reward: Physical improvement: Comprehension increased by 10%; Random ability *1; System currency *100】

Lin Li, who was about to point out the direction of the bathroom immediately, raised his eyebrows as he looked at the triggered task.

It was a very easy-to-understand task; the completion indicator was a progress bar.

After reading it quickly, Lin Li knew what he should do now.

Lin Li looked at the boy: "Hello ovo."

Looking at Lin Li, who suddenly had an innocent smile, the boy paused, but before he could say "Hello to you too," Lin Li enthusiastically interrupted him:

"As for the bathroom, the nearest one is right here, I'll take you there."

"Ah? You're taking me there? No need, classmate, just point me in the direction, I can find it myself, it's too much trouble to take me there."

Seeing that Lin Li actually wanted to lead the way personally, the boy immediately waved his hand, feeling a bit embarrassed.

But looking at the progress bar that was already squirming forward slightly, how could Lin Li agree?

"It's no trouble at all, I happen to have nothing to do, and no matter what, you are all guests of Nansang Middle School, how can we treat you so casually? This is not our Nansang's way of hospitality, come, follow me."

Lin Li waved his hand and walked forward directly, signaling the other party to follow without any room for refusal.

"Then... thank you!" Unable to refuse such kindness, the boy nodded gratefully, "It's really bothering you!"

"It's nothing, just follow me. There's a step here, be careful not to trip and drown in the fountain." Lin Li walked in front, leading the way like a butler, while reminding him.

The boy: "......"

The pool in this fountain is only thirty or forty centimeters high in total, right? If one could drown in this, they would be very careless.

The reason Lin Li said this was to test it; he had been paying attention to the change in the growth rate of the system progress bar.

And this kind of caring language could actually speed it up slightly.

"Classmate, what school are you from?" Lin Li looked at the boy.

"I'm from Puchun No. 1 Middle School."

"Puchun No. 1 Middle School, I've heard of it many times. My math teacher often mentions your school, saying that the quality of students in your school is very high, the grades are good, and the quality is also high."

A lie.

Xue Jian actually only compared them upward with those private middle schools or Pingjiang No. 1 or No. 2 Middle School, but this didn't prevent Lin Li from making things up to flatter him.

"Haha, that's definitely not as good as your Nan No. 1 Middle School." The other party also engaged in commercial mutual flattery.

"Classmate, what's your name, how should I address you?"

"My name is Zhang Jing, what about you, classmate, what's your name?"

"My name is Bai Bufan, you can just call me Bufan." Lin Li introduced himself sincerely.

Lin Li felt it was all the system's fault; after all, if the system hadn't said he needed extraordinary enthusiasm, he wouldn't have taken this name.

"Hello, Classmate Bai."

Zhang Jing obviously wasn't that familiar, still addressing Lin Li by his surname.

"Classmate Zhang, may I ask if you are going for a big one or a small one?" Lin Li didn't correct him, just returned to the main topic. Seeing that Zhang Jing seemed a bit surprised by the content of his words, he smiled and explained:

"I will guide you in different directions based on your needs."

"This... is there any difference?"

"If it's a small one, then the nearest principle applies. If it's a big one, I recommend you go to the administration building; it has relatively high-quality bathrooms and exhaust fans in Nansang Middle School, which can give you a bathroom experience like being at home."

Lin Li explained gently to Zhang Jing.

Zhang Jing: "(ooo)!"

So thoughtful.

Nansang is indeed the county's No. 1 middle school; the quality of the students is visibly better than that of the town's No. 1 middle school, and they even consider these aspects!

What a pity, if he could have scored 10 points higher in the high school entrance exam, he could have entered this school and been a schoolmate with Bai Bufan.

Maybe if he was lucky, he could even be a classmate.

What a pity, what a pity.