Chapter 441: My Poetic Inspiration Burst Forth [Asking for Monthly Votes]

Dear, if you glimpse a pair of underwear drifting in a septic tank,

please don't panic, that's not the remains of someone who secretly drowned in the red stone rear,

but a love letter I wrote for you.

The admission ticket is our bond,

I cannot let it sink into the center of the vortex—

"So when the sphincter betrays gravity"

"I'd rather surrender to it with my dignity"

Dear, don't be heartbroken,

What's surging in my vacuum trouser legs,

is not just my massive cow-cow, but also my fierce courage to love you!

— "Written by Bi Feixiang on the afternoon of December 22nd in the Xuezhi Cup preliminary exam hall, unable to solve the remaining questions plus an itchy butt that was somewhat irritating, though looking optimistic on the surface actually completely out of moves and desperate."

Bi Feixiang suggests including this masterpiece of his in the required modern poetry curriculum for modern primary and secondary school students.

Feels like if a guy could recite such a poem to express his feelings when confessing, it'd be so cool, the success rate would surely skyrocket.

— Right, guys without a massive cow-cow aren't allowed to recite it, that's the core build.

…

While Bi Feixiang was desperately writing poetry, Lin Li had already finished the exam paper and checked it several times.

As for Bi Feixiang's subsequent experiences after he left, Lin Li wasn't clear, but also didn't care.

He had already saved his underwear and pants once, which counted as doing his utmost, couldn't turn kindness into enmity over a small matter.

Checking once more, Lin Li glanced at his watch.

The Xuezhi Cup preliminary, same as the usual Nansang Middle School exam rules, allowed handing in papers half an hour early at the earliest; the time wasn't up yet.

Checking again was meaningless; Lin Li looked around, observing the myriad states of the examinees.

Most were still scratching their heads, a small portion looked calm, writing furiously, but like Lin Li, having finished writing, there was currently only him in the entire exam hall.

Eyebrows raising, Lin Li noticed a female student, both hands clutching a pen, eyes closed, lips constantly moving, as if murmuring something.

What's she mumbling about.

【Ear Divine Ability】, activate.

"Pen Fairy Pen Fairy, you are my past life, I am your present life, if you wish to continue our fate, please tell me if real numbers x, y satisfy x+xy+y=3, what is the minimum value of x+y……"

Lin Li: "?"

When the 【Ear Divine Ability】 activated, after hearing clearly the female student's murmured content, Lin Li pinched his own cheeks with both hands, Hukou pressing against his nose, keeping a straight face.

Keeping a straight face, but not completely keeping a straight face.

At Nansang Middle School, you can even see examinees attempting to solve problems by playing Pen Fairy in the exam hall.

Truth be told, even if the Pen Fairy were present, after hearing the female student's request, it'd probably choose to let go of its obsession right there and leave with the Black and White Impermanence.

A perfectly good horror-night ghost, in this female student's hands, turned into a wishing well god; for it, that counts as a great humiliation.

Lin Li glanced at the female student's school uniform.

Xiling No. 9 Middle School's.

Great, it's a Xiling person, good job kid, didn't embarrass Xiling!

Since that's the case, fellow Xiling person, can help out when help is needed.

The female student had her eyes closed; Lin Li manifested the "Formless Sword," taking advantage of a moment when no one in the exam hall was paying attention, made it fly up and possess the pen in the female student's hand, then manipulated that pen to scrawl the answer "2" crookedly.

"What the f*ck?"

When the female student opened her eyes, seeing there really was an answer on the scratch paper, she froze.

It actually works?

The next second, she simply closed her eyes again:

"Pen Fairy Pen Fairy, this answer I could actually guess, just plug in special value 1, what I need is the proof process, only the answer gets no points……"

The Pen Fairy himself shook his head upon hearing this.

Too much.

Even written concisely, the proof process for this problem requires a dozen or so lines; actually writing it out would be a bit too supernatural.

But not responding won't do either; Lin Li's mind moved.

Feeling the pen in her hand stop trembling, the female student opened her eyes again.

The Pen Fairy indeed gave her a response again — this time a crooked "b".

But this isn't a multiple choice question.

"……"

Wait, the female student realized something was off: next to this "b", there was also the "2" written just now.

The female student realized belatedly: "What the f*ck? The Pen Fairy is cursing at me?"

…

The system didn't trigger a mission; Lin Li didn't keep acting as the Pen Fairy, instead quietly waiting for the early submission time to arrive.

The moment the time came, Lin Li immediately stood up, handed in his paper, and left the venue coolly.

Directly maxing out the pressure on the remaining examinees in the classroom.

Dinner was already arranged with Chen Tianming and Bufan to eat together, but Chen Tianming couldn't possibly hand in early; waiting half an hour in the teaching building was pointless, so Lin Li headed to the dorm first to meet up with Bai Bufan.

"Knock knock knock." After arriving at the Class Four dorm door, Lin Li knocked.

"Selling eggs?" Bai Bufan asked.

"Selling youtiao."

"Here." A few seconds later, Bai Bufan opened the door.

Bai Bufan did not walk to his bunk after opening the door, but stood still where he was.

Waiting for Lin Li to walk in a few steps, looking at Lin Li's back, Bai Bufan let out a cold laugh, suddenly turned his face, and slammed the door shut with a boom.

"Finally I can close the door and be alone, Lin! Li!" Bai Bufan gave a sinister laugh, his back against the door, blocking Lin Li's only retreat, and as he spoke he moved his joints and neck, making cracking sounds.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li turned his head in some surprise and asked.

"Hah! You still have the nerve to ask me what's wrong?" Bai Bufan laughed angrily, gritting his back teeth as he looked at Lin Li, "I should be asking you! Lin Li, I want an explanation!"

"What explanation?"

Bai Bufan didn't say much more, swiped his phone a few times, and threw it over.

Lin Li reached out and caught it.

The phone thrown over was unlocked, and at that moment it was paused on the chat interface of a QQ friend.

The two parties in the chat were Bai Bufan and a friend named Blue Sky, and the chat history had been scrolled to the very top, so it could be viewed directly.

"Blue Sky: Bufan, are you there?"

"Bai Bufan: Old Meng? Why did you suddenly look for me? Of course I am! As long as you look for me! I've always been here! By the way, got any money? Lend me two hundred, I've been broke lately and can't top up my skins."

"Blue Sky: You son of a bitch struck first, huh, but I didn't look for you to borrow money, no need to get triggered 'middle finger, but bull bull version'."

"Bai Bufan: Sigh, if you had said so earlier, what is this about?"

"Blue Sky: I remember you got into Nansang, right?"

"Bai Bufan: Yeah, what's up?"

"Blue Sky: Are you still in school today?"

"Bai Bufan: Yeah."

"Blue Sky: Wow! Really ate your duck!"

"Blue Sky: Bufan, why did you do this? Laughing my ass off, you weren't this perverted before? How come you still have the habit of helping people piss?"

"Blue Sky: You know, after my friend told me, we even specifically asked other classmates in Nansang, and they said the school motto of Nansang is not like this, and the school never made them do this, hahaha, your lies don't hold water!"

"Bai Bufan: ……"

"Blue Sky: What, now you're embarrassed 'chuckle'?"

"Bai Bufan: Old Meng, I've been in the dorm all day today, including right now while chatting with you, I really don't know what you're talking about 'smile'."

"Blue Sky: Ah?"

"Bai Bufan: You tell me first, what the hell is this 'Bufan of the ditch' all about 'smile'?"

"Blue Sky: It's just that a classmate of mine who went to your school to compete just complained in the group that he met a godlike person at your school, who took him to the toilet… never mind, I'll just send you the chat history."

"Blue Sky: 'Chat history'"

In the chat history, there is a certain unwilling-to-reveal-name victim, tearfully accusing of the entire process of being violated at Nansang Middle School, as well as other group members laughing hahaha.

"Blue Sky: That godlike person introduced himself to my classmate, and my classmate remembered the name, when he said the name Bai Bufan, I was stunned, and then I immediately thought of you, after all, the surname Bai is not common, and moreover it's the same name, so I came to confirm."

"Bai Bufan: ……"

"Bai Bufan: Was that godlike person very tall, very handsome 'smile'?"

"Blue Sky: To confirm whether it's you, I also specifically asked, he's quite tall, at least 1.8 meters, medium-length hair, though his face was covered by a mask, I couldn't see his face clearly, I think he matches you pretty well."

"Bai Bufan: ……"