Chapter 450

Xue Lang cleverly executes a chain of stratagems, Lin Bai mistakenly steps onto the guillotine.

Ginger is still the older, the spicier.

What "not enough exam papers printed"—this was all calculated by Xue Jian!

Are you kidding me? Everyone else is doing the "Peace Exam" tonight, but the sole culprit who caused all of this only needs to eat a simple "Peace Apple"?

Xue Jian calls this treating everyone equally? This is clearly letting the person who did the wrong thing enjoy better treatment!

People don't worry about scarcity, they worry about inequality—and this "scarcity" was caused by the two of them—

Thinking of this, Lin Li and Bai Bufan felt like they were sitting on pins and needles. They didn't even dare to move their heads directly, only daring to slowly move their eyeballs, tentatively looking at the classroom after Xue Jian had left.

"..."

Oh, horror movie.

In the silent classroom, almost everyone in the class wasn't writing their exam papers, but was staring straight at them.

Stare—

Even those good buddies in the back row had no brotherly affection in their eyes right now.

Especially Zhou Baowei.

His gaze first looked at the Peace Exam in his own hand, then looked at the Peace Apple in Lin Bai's hand. His gaze was so cold that it made the two of them feel like strangers.

A dragon has a reverse scale; touch it and it will rage.

Baowei also has a big stomach; touch it and he will be impotently furious.

My! Apple!

You have to know, some people in the back row of the class aren't particularly interested in apples, and with Zhou Baowei's supreme status as the slop bucket in Class 4, Grade 1, he only needs to use a little trick, like patting his big stomach, and these plebeians in the back row of Class 4 would obediently offer up their apples.

In other words, he could have eaten more than one!

And now, not only was the dream shattered, but what he got in exchange was a Peace Zone joint exam paper!

If the uncle can bear it, the aunt cannot!

Lin Li laughed awkwardly: "Hahaha, everyone don't be anxious, wait a moment, we still—"

Lin Li's words weren't finished before he was interrupted by Zhou Baowei: "Shi Siyuan, Lin Li is talking during evening self-study, aren't you going to manage it?"

In the front row of the classroom, the discipline committee member named Shi Siyuan had already turned his head to look over here. At this moment, he nodded calmly: "Mm, recorded."

Lin Li: "..."

Qin Zeyu: "Bai Bufan also talked."

Bai Bufan was stunned and looked at Qin Zeyu in surprise: "When?"

Qin Zeyu: "Right now."

Shi Siyuan: "Mm, heard it, also recorded."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan couldn't help but laugh once, but quickly restrained themselves.

Coughing twice to get into character, Lin Li said seriously:

"Everyone, this is a psychological trap carefully designed by Old Man Jian, it's a stratagem of alienation. He is guiding you to wrongly vent your negative emotions on me and Bufan, two innocent people.

This is inciting our internal conflict, and even more, it is weakening our class cohesion, making us no longer a whole, in order to achieve his evil goal of making us fall apart!

Everyone!! Don't you understand yet! You must not fall for it!

We must be united! Unity is strength!"

Lin Li felt a bit indignant inside.

Lin Li remembered how that saying went?

A single chopstick is easy to drop when inserted into the anus, but a bundle of chopsticks can be inserted very tightly! It explains the principle that unity is strength! Why doesn't everyone understand!

Right now, you should be resisting Xue Jian with me, not infighting!

Bai Bufan nodded heavily upon hearing this: "That's right, that's exactly it."

Bai Bufan also felt a bit indignant inside, but unlike Lin Li, he was mainly complaining about Xue Jian.

Using the Thirty-Six Stratagems to deal with students, Xue Jian really has no teacher's ethics at all; he's finished.

The most excessive thing is, use the Thirty-Six Stratagems if you want, but Xue Jian, if you have the guts, use the Beauty Trap, which truly tests noble virtues like willpower?

What kind of skill is it to only use the most insidious and base stratagem of alienation?

Hearing Lin Li's defense, the class was quiet for a while.

Then.

Shi Siyuan: "What are you mumbling about? Lin Li and Bai Bufan have each been recorded twice now."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."

Hey, you guys are really impervious to reason, aren't you.

Qin Zeyu: "They say things don't happen a third time; they've both been recorded twice already. Why don't we just kill them off? That way they won't be recorded a third time."

Yang Bangjie: "I've always felt that Lin Li and Bai Bufan were turned into devils. How about this, it's Christmas Eve today anyway, let's tie them both to a cross and burn them with a fire.

If they reveal their true forms, it proves they are devils, and we can be at ease. If they don't reveal their true forms, it proves their cultivation is very profound and they are very powerful devils, and we can also be at ease."

Wang Ze: "That works, but can you lend me the corpse after burning it?"

Yang Bangjie: "That's fine, but a word of warning, Wang Ze, be careful not to get burned."

Yang Bangjie once heard that someone, because their heating rod was broken, had a sudden idea to use a microwave to heat a cup, but forgot that a microwave starts heating from the inside. They heated it for thirty seconds, and it felt just right and warm on the outside, but when they actually put it on, they found the lubricant inside was like magma, and it burned that guy's equipment.

The young man turned into a young man of boiling water.

With this precedent, Yang Bangjie didn't want Wang Ze to be harmed because of Lin Bai's corpse.

Listening to the conversation in the classroom, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's mouths twitched slightly.

Damn, the most bastardly people in Class 4 are this group.

One and a half hours ago, they were admiring Lin Bai to the point of prostration, singing praises, but now when it comes to changing faces, they are the ones stepping on him the hardest.

Especially Wang Ze and Qin Zeyu, who even had lines and screen time during the break, but now they are cutting ties with justice faster than anyone.

Perhaps this is human nature.

It's truly despicable.

Fortunately, they aren't the only despicable ones; Bai Bufan is too. Considering that the situation is stronger than the person, he chose to slide and kneel.

Bai Bufan looked fawningly at the nearest Zhou Baowei and Qin Zeyu: "This plan did indeed have a small accident; I didn't expect Old Man Jian to have super-evolved."

—Xue Jian's response this time really gave Bai Bufan a deep shock; he had indeed underestimated him a little.

How should I put it, growth is different for everyone.

Some people's growth is from Charmander to Charmeleon to Charizard to Mega Charizard; every growth is a qualitative change.

And some people's growth is from Munchlax to Snorlax to Gigantamax Snorlax; every growth is just growth.

The latter example is most suitable for Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan had thought Xue Jian was like that too.

But clearly, his judgment was wrong; Xue Jian's growth is the former.

The current him is a completely different existence from the Xue Jian Bai Bufan first met; he used to be just a squeeze toy to be kneaded by others, but now he is a beautiful but thorny rose.

You can look at it from afar and you can play with it, but if you aren't careful when playing with it, it will prick your hands.

Bai Bufan continued to beg for mercy fawningly:

"In short, this time it was indeed a mistake, and Lin Li bears the main responsibility for this. Of course, I also have a small problem. I know I was wrong, sorry, sorry. I hope everyone can forgive us, at least forgive me. Baowei, I'll trade my Peace Apple for your Peace Exam, what do you think?"

Facing the temptation of the apple, Zhou Baowei sneered and shook his head.

He is stupid, but not particularly stupid. This apple cannot be eaten; it will put him in danger.

Besides, after Bai Bufan dies, he can steal his offerings and eat more things. Zhou Baowei has long had a scale in his heart regarding which is lighter and which is heavier.

And Qin Zeyu appeared gentle: "It's not impossible. You want to be forgiven, right?"

Bai Bufan's eyes lit up: "That's right, that's right! Zeyu, I've seen that you were a good kid since you were young! I've been unhappy with Lin Li for a long time! I'll stand with you guys and slander Lin Li right now!"

Qin Zeyu's eyes lit up even more: "God will definitely forgive you, and we were planning to send you to see God anyway. When the time comes, you will definitely get it. Great, Bufan, we are running towards each other!"

Bai Bufan: "..."

Run towards your mother.

Just as Bai Bufan was about to return to Lin Li's side in embarrassment, Lin Li had already resolutely taken Zhou Baowei's exam paper and walked onto the podium.