Chapter 457

December 30th, Monday.

"According to unofficial history, 'Giving birth to a son should be like Sun Zhongmou' is not Cao Cao praising Sun Quan. The true meaning of this sentence is 'That must raise a Sun Quan', it is scolding him."

"Tsk, there is no problem with that translation, then if you ask me, giving birth to a son should be like Bai Bufan!"

"A dragon gives birth to nine sons, each different. Bufan gives birth to a son, two rows of nipples, if you ask me, he is still the cow."

Lin Li, who heard this sentence just after entering the classroom, found it hard to hold back.

Bufan's racial advantage is still too strong.

It really is.

Two rows vs two, the advantage is with me!

But if you really want to calculate it, Baowei's advantage is greater. After all, dog nipples usually only have 8-12, but pig nipples are basically in the 12-18 range.

"What are you staring at my chest for? It's a bit terrifying, Lin Li!" Sensing someone's gaze, Zhou Baowei shrank into a ball and looked at the other party vigilantly.

"Baowei, what's your blood sugar?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"I want to know if the nipple water you produce in the future will be fragrant and sweet."

"... Lin Li, I feel that herring cans mixed with beef bile soup are somewhat light food in your eyes."

People will laugh when they are extremely speechless. After a brief silence, Zhou Baowei raised his thumb with difficulty and expressed his evaluation.

The first time he admired others in terms of eating.

Lin Li is the real eater, he knows how to eat.

Returning to his seat and listening to the idle chatter in the back row, Lin Li's gaze examined the blue bead on his wrist.

The new product refreshed this morning.

【Water-Avoiding Bead: Hold it in your mouth, you can breathe in water, and your actions will be as if walking on flat ground.

When carried on the body, this effect will slowly transfer to the carrier. After complete transfer, the water-avoiding bead will become an ordinary bead.】

The selling price is not too expensive, 150 system currency each. Lin Li thought about it and decided to buy one.

Tested it. When holding the "Water-Avoiding Bead" in his mouth, Lin Li felt that water was no longer 'water' to people, but another kind of air. Whether it was opening his eyes or breathing, there was no discomfort, the pressure of water pressure completely disappeared, and his vision was not blocked by water waves at all.

Feels like there should still be some scenes that can be used, buying it is not a loss.

After the morning self-study ended, it was the class meeting on Monday.

The content of the class meeting was naturally the New Year's Eve party tonight, as well as the garden party tomorrow.

The garden party mainly talked about material arrangements.

After all, whether it is the ice cubes and fruits needed to make shaved ice, or the raw materials and soup base for Oden, most of them are not convenient to be placed in the classroom in advance and need to be transported in on the morning of the day.

And this heavy responsibility naturally fell on Xue Jian, the only class teacher, and Lin Li, the only day student.

The bulk is handled by Xue Jian with his own car, and the small part and some subsequent supplements are handled by Lin Li.

Teachers and students are of one heart, and their sharpness can cut through metal!

Garden party, watch out, this is the hot-blooded intergenerational friendship and twilight bond between me, Lin Li, and Old Man Jian!!

"After the third class in the afternoon ends, I will come over to distribute mobile phones to everyone, and then wait for the school's broadcast notification, follow the instructions to line up for the exercises and go to the playground. The chair areas have already been divided." Xue Jian continued.

The party is different from the sports meeting. Everyone needs a chair to sit on. The chairs in the art building are not enough to be divided. Everyone needs to move their own chairs to the playground.

And it is inevitably too crowded for all classes to go to the playground together with chairs, so the school will use broadcasting to direct the diversion at that time.

"Regarding mobile phones, there is one point I must mention to everyone."

"The school allows everyone to bring mobile phones this time. The original intention is good. It is to let everyone participate in the New Year's Day activities better, facilitate everyone to take photos and commemorate, and record these youthful moments. When you think of these few days in the future, you can still have a thought. It is absolutely not for everyone to play games at school! Everyone must be clear about this!"

"Here I must especially emphasize that tomorrow afternoon when we hold the grade meeting, if any of you take out your mobile phone to play games and are discovered, the mobile phone will definitely be confiscated. Don't come to me to beg for mercy, saying things like 'I guarantee I won't play in the future'."

"According to the school's rules, once it is collected, it will not be returned until the end of the semester. I will not help you ask for it in advance."

"Of course, we all understand everyone's mood, so, during the party, garden party, and tonight in the dormitory, as long as you aren't blatantly playing games, most of our teachers will try to be understanding, counting it as a special situation, and turning a blind eye."

"However, I have to say 'however',"

"If you are unlucky and happen to meet teachers from other classes or grades who are particularly strict on duty or patrol, if they see you playing games and confiscate your mobile phone according to the regulations, then you can only blame yourself."

"The system is the system. You can't feel that it shouldn't be managed just because other teachers don't manage it. I'll say the ugly words first. If it should be confiscated, it will be confiscated. No one can blame anyone. You all have a count in your hearts, weigh it well yourself."

Facing Xue Jian's emphasis on this, although everyone didn't take it to heart, naturally no one would refute, maintaining a quiet listening posture.

"I understand your hint, teacher, you are ugly, I'll say the words first," Lin Li's voice appeared coldly from the corner: "Then I am handsome, I'll say the words later: Don't worry, we will comply."

The class paused for a moment, then started to laugh suppressedly.

Xue Jian: "(へ╬)!"

Who the hell taught you to pause like that!

Xue Jian smiled: "Lin Li, listen to the class meeting while doing a handstand."

Lin Li: "?"

Have you skipped the standing punishment link already?

Seven hours have passed since Lin Li's handstand.

"Ring—"

Under everyone's expectation, the bell representing the end of the last class in the afternoon rang, and everyone instantly became leisurely and relaxed.

"Lin Li, the history teacher just said that the Tang Dynasty was the dynasty with the highest gold content in history, I dare not agree."

Bai Bufan looked at the door, his legs shaking constantly, looking forward to Xue Jian's appearance, while idle, he chatted with Lin Li, who had already arrogantly taken out his phone to play.

"Oh, then what do you think it is?" Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan, curious about what B-words he was going to say.

"I think the Song Dynasty is the dynasty with the highest gold content."

"Which gold are you containing, damn it." Lin Li scolded with a smile, "Yue Fei feels very Gan."

"I don't understand what you are talking about. I'm talking about Song Ci. I think Ci is more awesome than poetry, especially with gold content." Bai Bufan answered seriously.

"You'd better be." Lin Li gave the middle finger, but then sighed with some emotion: "Bufan, you say why only Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, and Qing have characteristic literature, why didn't earlier dynasties have it?"

Bai Bufan frowned, discovering that things were not simple, and didn't answer Lin Li's question directly, but narrowed his eyes and asked back:

"Tang poetry, Song Ci, Yuan Qu, Ming novels, Qing Dynasty... Lin Li, the characteristic literature of the Qing Dynasty you are talking about wouldn't be..."

Lin Li ovo: "Treaties."

"Your mother! I knew it!!" Bai Bufan laughed without holding back.

During the play, the school's broadcast had already sounded, signaling that classes on the first floor of Grade 1 and Grade 2 could move their chairs and set off for the playground.

Xue Jian also walked in carrying the bag he specially used to put students' mobile phones, and started distributing mobile phones.

"Emphasize again what was said during the class meeting and when going out for exercises. After getting the mobile phone, be careful when playing games—"

Lin Li: "Is anyone playing Mini World? One waiting for three, urgent urgent urgent."

Watching Xue Jian put down the handbag and instead take the teaching triangle ruler and smile as he walked towards the corner, Lin Li hurriedly covered his head and apologized: "Wrong, wrong, teacher, just kidding."

This thing pricking people is probably a bit painful.

Xue Jian didn't care about Lin Li.

He cares about Class 4.

Therefore, it wasn't until the broadcast notified that classes on the second floor could go downstairs in an orderly manner that Lin Li was able to stop the handstand and go out with his chair.

If he had known, he wouldn't have really done a handstand just by saying it in the morning. Now he is suspected of being discovered by Xue Jian for a new punishment method.

People really shouldn't be too honest.

Seeing Xue Jian leading the way for the Imperial Army at the very front, Lin Li accelerated a few steps to walk side by side with Chen Yuying in front, whispering: "It's a pity, we can't sit together tonight."

The placement of chairs on the playground is naturally not free, that would be too chaotic. The position Xue Jian directly set was the order of doing exercises, and in this way, the girls' group is all in the front. Although Chen Yuying is considered tall among the girls, she is still separated by a hundred thousand miles.

Lin Li knows that although no one will care about minor adjustments to the seats, if he blatantly mixes into the girls' pile, it will be over if he just sees if Xue Jian pricks him.

"It doesn't matter." Chen Yuying also glanced at Xue Jian who was leading the way for the Imperial Army at the very front, and lightly patted the camera hanging in front of her chest with her free left hand, "When I'm bored, I'll pretend to take photos for everyone, and then come find you to play."

The camera is Xue Jian's. During class team-building moments like sports meetings and autumn outings, he will take out this camera and hand it to the class, let everyone record the pictures themselves, and then he will select a part to send to the class group.