Chapter 462

"..."

Article 196 of the Code of Hammurabi stipulates that if a free man destroys the ear of another free man, then his ear should also be destroyed.

At the moment, even if an extremist heard Lin Li's statement, they would feel that Lin Li was a bit too extreme, to the point where the family needed to invite a master.

But after Bai Bufan and the others thought about it carefully, if they really evaluated it according to Lin Li's statement, it seemed there was indeed no problem.

—Using various techniques to help the instrument feel comfortable; the more exquisite the technique and the more skilled the oral technique, the better the silver cries emitted by the instrument will sound. If one is too forceful or inexperienced, the instrument won't feel the pleasure and will only emit unpleasant screams.

If one uses excessive force, it might even break.

Holy shit, this is definitely pornographic.

"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me with those eyes?"

Feeling the somewhat silent atmosphere, Lin Li looked calmly at the people around him and asked "incomprehensibly."

"How should I put it? Being able to say something like this, I feel like you, Lin Li, are the kind of person who would go to the hospital and have the following conversation:

Doctor: 'There's an ultrasound here.'

Lin Li: 'Really?'

Doctor: 'Really, where's the pregnant woman?'

Lin Li: 'That works too.'

Doctor: '? I'm calling security.'

Lin Li: 'That works too.'

Doctor: 'Awesome.'

Lin Li: 'That works too.'"

Bai Bufan shook his head in disgust.

Yang Bangjie also added to this, nodding:

"Indeed, being able to say something like this, I feel like you, Lin Li, are the kind of person who would search for 'Sweetheart Weapon, Tenga Flagship Store, Upko, Cwcourogesdom, Feimu, Iroho, Huohuajia, Yiran, Zuiqingfeng, Yesexing, Kistoy, An Sheng Qing Su, Yeying Nuren, Mizhisezhiven, Shaonv Meiwu, Waimengshe, Xiaomamei, Manyan, Romfun, Loololuna' on Taobao, and then click into the product page and start taking off."

The people present, who had originally focused their disdainful gazes on Lin Li, instantly locked onto him after Yang Bangjie said this.

"Old thing, are you finally willing to take out the Burning Mantra o. o?"

Bai Bufan was the fastest; he immediately took out his phone. However, there was true meaning in this, and he forgot the words to distinguish it, so he could only look at Yang Bangjie fawningly:

"Brother, read it again, I didn't remember a single one."

Yang Bangjie: "Sweetheart Weapon, Tenga Flagship Store..."

It's hard to imagine there would be such a class that one second they were talking about instruments, and the next second they were naturally gathered together to study lingerie stores.

And because the playground Wi-Fi was slow, they even divided the work and cooperated, with each person searching for different stores and loading different pictures to maximize efficiency.

The most united episode.

However, after watching for a while, Zhang Haoyang, who should be shot the most in Class 1-4, curled his lips:

"Tch, why are both the buyer shows and buyer shows those kinds of big sisters?"

Hearing this, the crowd tacitly looked with disdain at this guy who would voluntarily choose the smallest bullet even if he were to be shot.

Lin Li suddenly cleared his throat and used a tone that was calm but carried a faint sadness:

"That year, Zhang Haoyang was 8 years old, and the girl was also 8 years old. Haoyang confessed to her with a watermelon-flavored lollipop, but he was rejected by her."

"That year, Zhang Haoyang was 28 years old, and the girl was also 28 years old. The girl confessed to Haoyang with the same watermelon-flavored lollipop, but she was rejected by Haoyang."

"Neither Haoyang nor the girl had changed."

"The girl still liked rich people."

"Haoyang still liked 8-year-olds."

"What a regrettable story. People always meet the right person at the wrong time. It's truly a pity."

Zhang Haoyang: "(゜▽゜)?"

"Hahahaha—"

The first one who couldn't hold back and laughed out loud was actually Zhang Haoyang himself, and then he touched his chin with a slightly smug look:

"Forget it, how is that possible? Haoyang, you couldn't possibly be rich." Bai Bufan sneered and poured cold water on him.

Bai Bufan didn't want any more rich people to appear among his brothers; his fragile heart couldn't withstand such a blow.

"Exactly, forget it, how is that possible? Haoyang, it's impossible for anyone to confess to you." Qin Zeyu also sneered and poured cold water on him.

Qin Zeyu didn't want any more heterosexual couples to appear among his brothers; his fragile heart couldn't withstand such a blow.

Zhou Baowei: "I also want to eat a watermelon-flavored lollipop."

That wasn't really pouring cold water; Baowei was relatively simple, he was just craving it.

"Are you guys even human? Not one of you wishes for someone to do well. I've made friends with the wrong people, damn it!!" Zhang Haoyang smiled and gritted his teeth, pointing his index finger at everyone's face one by one.

However, when Zhang Haoyang saw Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and the others' expressions change and they started to sit up straight, he immediately turned his head.

Discovering that it was indeed Xue Jian approaching with a dark face, he immediately turned around, sat straight, and behaved himself.

"What are you arguing about? What are you arguing about? You guys are the loudest in the entire playground." Xue Jian said with a bad expression.

"We aren't the loudest, are we..." Lin Li retorted in a small voice, "Those two people are talking much louder than us; they've been provoking us the whole time."

Xue Jian glanced at the direction Lin Li was pointing.

That was the host.

"You two write a four-thousand-word self-reflection."

Bai Bufan: tat.

Why does my word count have to increase because Lin Li has a dirty mouth?

"Also, Lin Li, move your chair to the first row." Xue Jian's actions didn't stop there.

"Teacher, no need, I've decided to become someone who is 'honest and doesn't talk much'." Lin Li refused sheepishly.

This time was different from the sports meet. When he was driven to the first row at the sports meet, Wang Ze was the sports committee member holding the class sign, and Chen Yuying was the class representative who had to go on stage to receive the certificate. With them accompanying him, going up there now would truly make him a lonely person, and it was even hard to play with his phone in the first row.

"Don't pull that stuff." Xue Jian was unmoved, "Move your chair and come with me."

Lin Li gritted his teeth: "The school leaders are not far in front of our class. If they are close to me, I can't guarantee what will happen. Teacher, you wouldn't want to lose your job, would you..."

Xue Jian smiled: "I would."

The more Xue Jian thought about it, the more sincere his smile became: "If I could lose the position of homeroom teacher of Class 4, I would thank you."

Lin Li: "..."

OK, Lin Li had no choice now. He stood up honestly, said goodbye to everyone, and followed Xue Jian to sit in the first row of the class.

However, there were losses and gains.

For example, after Chen Yuying saw Lin Li being driven to the first row, she was even more active in using the excuse of taking photos with a camera to stand or squat beside Lin Li, chatting with him to pass the time.

And by the way, she listened firsthand to the more detailed process of Lin Li torturing people tonight.

The time of the evening party slowly passed in such company.

At 8:30, there weren't many programs left before the party ended.

After all, being in the conspicuous first row, the two didn't have any overly intimate actions. At most, when Chen Yuying squatted beside him, she would lightly lean her head against Lin Li's leg, and when she stood, Lin Li would lean against her waist.

Distant yet close, close yet distant.

"What are you taking pictures of?"

Chen Yuying took the camera back from Lin Li's hand and looked at the photos just taken. They were either magnified photos of the back of the school leaders' heads in front, or magnified photos of the corner of the stage. There weren't many that could be seen, she said reproachfully.

If she had known, she wouldn't have given it to him when he asked for it to play with just now.

"Don't you think the artistic composition is very high?" Lin Li, who was actually just taking pictures randomly, asked with feigned seriousness.

"Tch, I only think it's very abstract."

Lin Li extended an index finger and shook it: "Class monitor, you're a bit inexperienced. The photos I took at the plantation in the southern United States back then, those were truly abstract."

Chen Yuying: "..."

"What kind of abstract is this..." Chen Yuying, who had been ambushed again, said resentfully.