Chapter 47

How should I put it, this question might indeed be content that should be included in the geography subject, but... is it a bit too basic?

And humans shouldn't be able to ask this question, right?

Classmate Lin Li, were you replaced by aliens while everyone was unaware?

Are you human?

Thinking about it is terrifying; Lin Li has never appeared at the same time as aliens.

Could it be that 'Men in Black 5' has already happened in reality?

"Lin Li, I'll go to the infirmary right away, hold on." Chen Yu, somewhat worried, stood up immediately; this illness couldn't be delayed.

"Not that serious, not that serious, not that serious—" Lin Li hurriedly pinched the cuff of Chen Yu's short sleeve with his thumb and index finger, pulling her back to her seat.

This pulling method was a bit uneven in force; Chen Yu 'oops-ed' and sat back in her seat, almost falling toward Lin Li, causing the other party to look at her somewhat resentfully.

The few people in the classroom who came to watch the monkeys gathered their gazes over following this 'oops'.

Wang Yuezhi was twisting gloomily, Ding Sihan was peeking sneakily, and Wang Ze was also... eh, wait, why is this kid peeking at Wang Yuezhi?

"Don't pull my clothes like that." Chen Yu tidied up the collar of her clothes that was crooked—it was only slightly crooked; wanting to pull the school uniform to a slip-shoulder would probably require not buttoning any of the front buttons and then using all her strength.

Not pulling clothes, pulling your pants would be even less appropriate, right?

Of course, Lin Li didn't say this out loud; that would be too perverted.

"Could it be that you, class monitor, hope that I just pulled your hand and then after a few seconds we both reacted and suddenly let go of each other, our faces turned into monkey butts, not daring to look at each other, then our hearts went thump-thump-thump, and finally we fell in love?" Therefore, Lin Li said something that might be useful.

Chen Yu: "......"

"Lin Li, your primary task now is to stop watching anime." Regardless of whether there was an atmosphere or what kind, after this long and difficult sentence was spoken, it would vanish into thin air, Chen Yu said helplessly.

Lin Li smiled, then put his hands together and said seriously:

"Class monitor, first of all, I'm really not sick. Secondly, I'm really not sick. Finally, I'm really not sick. I really want to ask you this question: what exactly is the name of the planet we are on?"

Chen Yu thought about it carefully and shook her head: "Yesterday, you were also so firm in saying you weren't a pervert at the beginning, but you admitted it in the end, so this time I think you're still sick."

Well-founded and convincing.

System, look at what you've done.

A person like me, introverted, shy, and socially anxious, who wouldn't even dare to pinch a stranger's butt, has become this kind of image in others' eyes because of you.

Where is my brightness and greatness?

"Either you are deliberately playing with me, in which case I will be a little angry." Chen Yu paused, then looked at Lin Li seriously and added.

Lin Li added one more point to his evaluation of Chen Yu; a girl who will take the initiative to say she is angry is simply too great!

That kind of girl who doesn't say she's angry, and even worse, the kind of girl who makes her boyfriend guess why she's angry when she gets home, is simply too abominable.

He will definitely not take a single cent for the class monitor's breakfast in the future.

However, Lin Li's ability to find excuses on the spot had always been quite good, so he immediately said seriously:

"Class monitor, I'm not playing with you, I'm also asking you this question seriously.

Of course I know the answer to this question, but I still have to ask it this way for a reason.

Class monitor, remember yesterday? Yesterday I wanted to tell you about the case I assisted in solving, but at the beginning, I said a scenario question about the difference between men and women that had high and low relevance.

This is related to the memory method I've been practicing recently. Class monitor, I don't know if you've watched a Hong Kong drama from more than ten years ago called 'The Mysteries of Love', one of the cases in it is about memory palace murder, and what I've been practicing recently is actually similar."

"Are you also practicing murder?" Chen Yu asked blankly.

"......?"

"Class monitor, what kind of image do I have in your heart?"

"I am practicing the memory palace!"

Lin Li blinked; he began to suspect that the class monitor's top-of-the-grade data had moisture in it.

Binbin, look at what kind of comprehension ability the students you teach have.

"Oh oh, you continue." Chen Yu was a bit embarrassed; it was true that when she was with Lin Li, sometimes her brain really couldn't turn around.

If Lin Li admitted he was practicing murder... Chen Yu would consider the authenticity.

"I need to first engrave those basic knowledge points in the palace, then on this foundation, start extending and building my memory palace. As the difficulty accumulates bit by bit, it forms a progressive context, just like adding bookmarks to memory.

And now, in the subject of geography, I suspect I recorded wrong knowledge, so I have formatted this part of the palace, and now I need to start filling it again..."

Lin Li said a lot.

Of course, it was all nonsense.

But the effect was okay; through his constant 'quoting of classics' and some advanced terms he heard or fabricated, Chen Yu seemed to have been bluffed by him.

Lin Li is now like an internet 'know-it-all' in all aspects. When listening to him talk about things he is not familiar with, one will feel that this person has a very wide range of knowledge and has something to him, but once the other party talks about a field he is familiar with, one will find out what a pure-bred idiot he is.

"So I beg you, class monitor, just treat me as an otherworldly traveler who came from another world, knowing nothing, and now wanting to understand this world, so I'm asking you, okay?" Lin Li could be considered to have come straight to the point to some extent.

"Only the class monitor can tell me, I will do anything, I am willing to do anything." Lin Li transformed into a 'female brat' after being held by the handle, almost sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes.

What a strange request. Chen Yu scratched her head, but facing Lin Li's expectant gaze, it didn't look like he was playing with her, so she finally nodded: "...... Alright."

"Thank you, class monitor. I really want to pretend to be excited but deliberately grab your hand and rub it hundreds of times to express my gratitude." Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.

Because she knew it was a joke and had confirmed that Lin Li was a pervert, Chen Yu didn't feel embarrassed, but she thought about it and said:

"Although I still don't quite believe it, I can accompany you through role-playing to help you build this palace, but I also have a few questions later, you need to answer them for me."

"Class monitor, you want to ask me questions later?" Lin Li blinked.

The class monitor is a person of all-around ability, while he is the opposite.

I'm afraid the only subject that might have a slight winning percentage is physical education without distinguishing between men and women—and I wouldn't dare say I'd win for sure.

Wait.

"Class monitor, the questions you want to ask me later, they wouldn't be perverted questions, right?" Lin Li asked tentatively.

Only in this regard, perhaps Chen Yu is interested, and he has some guidance to give.

Sure enough, Chen Yu nodded slightly: "Some questions are indeed very curious."

Small matter.

Having had the conversation yesterday, Chen Yu didn't find it strange that Lin Li did perverted things, and Lin Li didn't find it strange that Chen Yu was curious about perverted things.

A strange combination has increased.

"No problem, but class monitor, don't ask too perverted ones, I might not be able to answer those either." Therefore, Lin Li nodded and agreed without taking it to heart.

"You are being modest." Chen Yu shook her head.

Lin Li: "?"

System, return my reputation.

"Shall we start building the palace for me first?"

"Okay."

"Then let's start, class monitor, the planet I have arrived at now..."

Since she had agreed, Chen Yu looked serious and said: "Let me think about the content of Geography Compulsory 1. Otherworldly traveler classmate Lin Li, the planet we are on is called Earth, about 29% of the surface area is land, and 71% is water..."

Genius!

Looking at the progress bar that was rising sharply, Lin Li once again confirmed that he was undoubtedly a genius.

Seeking monthly tickets

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(End of chapter)