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Chapter 479

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It's hard to judge whether playing such a fitting song at this moment is intentional or unintentional.

Hmm, this driver guy is smiling.

It's definitely intentional, hey!

"You're very likely to get a bad review like this, Master..." the boy said resentfully.

You can't judge a book by its cover. Although Lin Li is very young, perhaps he can be called Master Driver, not just a young guy.

Lin Li: "You guys can't give a bad review ovo."

Boy: "..."

That's true, this trip wasn't ordered through the platform, there's no such thing as a review at all.

Even sadder.

The boy's face was slightly sorrowful, listening to the song still drifting in his ears, and even turning up the volume, he sighed:

"A senior once told me that salary is the same thing as a period, once a month, and it's gone in a week. Some people have different constitutions, so it can be gone in three days.

But it's normal for it to come long or short. The most worrying thing is that it doesn't come on time or regularly. This is a very dangerous signal.

Finally, if you are raped by life, it can not come for ten months.

Pain, too painful."

Lin Li: o. o?

Lin Li looked at the buddy through the rearview mirror with amusement.

Quite incisive.

Beggars in the past said be kind, beggars now say be, kind, good.

Cows will moo, horses will neigh, only cows and horses, received received.

It's a good thing I'm cheating, I don't need to experience this in the future.

Besides, my girlfriend is very rich, even if I'm down and out, I can be a parasite. Yay.

"Earning a salary of three thousand, but doing the work of thirty thousand, perhaps this is the thousand-salary ten-thousand-bitterness of a worker."

So Lin Li, who didn't empathize at all, just sighed verbally.

"Uh... that's not the case..." Hearing this statement, the man with the crew cut on the left smiled and touched his crew cut:

"Why risk your life for a salary of three thousand? Who really honestly does the work of thirty thousand? My salary makes me feel no guilt when slacking off, mainly focusing on having a clear conscience about the salary."

That's true too.

Lin Li felt that what he said was right.

"However, only being able to feel no guilt when slacking off is not enough cultivation," Lin Li then said earnestly, "I have a friend, he can even make his boss feel he is working very hard when he is slacking off, and occasionally he will even give him some small bonuses."

"Damn? There's such a master? How did he do it? Is there any experience to pass on? Coach, I really want to learn this!" Several boys asked with some surprise.

"There's no experience or technique to speak of. He just slacks off seriously. It's mainly because the nature of the work is different." Lin Li said casually.

"Young guy, what kind of work does your friend do?"

Lin Li: "Deep-sea fishing."

"Deep—"

Three men: "..."

That's true, if he slacks off too much, the boss will think he's working hard.

"What kind of fish is your friend slacking off on, damn it." The boy in the middle asked with a twitching mouth.

Lin Li: "Cod, herring, squid, tuna..."

I didn't ask you to really answer this question!!

Seeing Lin Li's serious answer, the speed of the boy's mouth twitching couldn't be suppressed and became faster, and then a thousand words turned into a sigh.

Sigh, it's clearly on the way home from work, why does it feel as tired as when working overtime?

Looking at the sincere smile on the corner of the young driver's mouth and his eyes expecting to continue the conversation, the boy suddenly understood why it only cost five yuan per person for this trip.

Cheap goods are no good!

Perhaps his purpose in carrying people wasn't to make some money, but because he was worried about being bored on the way back with no one to torture.

I even took the initiative to increase the price to ten yuan per person. Why don't you compensate us five yuan each, driver guy.

"Aiping, I'm a bit tired, I'll sleep for a while, call me when we arrive..." Seeing that Lin Li still had the desire to communicate, the boy decided to sleep here forever.

Lin Li smiled when he heard this, turned off the music, and stopped talking to the three, but focused on driving.

Because someone was sleeping, there was no more talk for the rest of the time.

Twenty minutes later, they arrived at Xiujin Mingyuan.

"Just stop at the entrance."

"Okay."

After Lin Li's car stopped steadily, the crew cut on the left thanked Lin Li, then shook his buddy who had already fallen asleep:

"Yiyang, we're here, get up, wake up, we're home."

The boy in the middle seemed to be really asleep. Hearing his companion's call, he just frowned and turned his head to the other side, shaking his head slightly irritably: "You go up first, I'll sleep for a while longer."

"We're home, not at the company. If you sleep any longer, you'll be with Xu Chen tonight."

Boy: "zzz..."

The crew cut sighed helplessly, leaned close to the sleeping boy's ear, and began to chant:

"Notice, team building on Saturday, gather at the company entrance at 6:30 in the morning, attendance is mandatory, those who don't come will be counted as taking a day off, full attendance bonus deducted, budget is 200 per person, already deducted from next month's salary, everyone prepare a program, need to perform on stage, after the event, forward the performance video to Moments, no grouping shielding allowed, department heads are responsible for checking."

Boy: "(;o_o) What!!!!"

The boy who was just looking unclear, now had eyes wide like copper bells, and got up with a look of extreme palpitations.

Startled from a dying illness, the cow and horse is actually myself.

"Really? Just sent? Are they sick? Did the company die again?" He looked at the crew cut, but only looked for a moment, and didn't wait for an answer before frantically taking out his phone.

"Fake, you were sleeping confusedly, I just said that to wake you up."

The crew cut looked at his colleague's reaction and sighed helplessly and bleakly.

"Damn—scared me to death—" The boy breathed a long sigh of relief when he heard this, patted his chest continuously, and looked at the crew cut with some resentment:

"Next time I'm sleeping confusedly, you can just slap me, don't say such excessive things..."

"Fine, fine, fine, got it, let's go."

"Xu Chen, let's go, see you tomorrow, thank you, young guy."

"Bye." Lin Li, who was happy enough to materialize melon seeds from his pocket and eat them, waved goodbye with a smile.

Didn't expect these little cows and horses to be quite interesting, hey~

I'll raise a few to play with when I have time later.

After dropping off the remaining boy at another location, Lin Li drove to his own neighborhood. Wu Min had also just called to urge him.

Boy: "Besides cream puffs, what else is soft and explodes with pulp?"

【Drive the mecha to complete at least 10 related commissions for citizens of the strange empire (0/10)】

On the system panel, at this very moment, the mission progress was still 0.

When Lin Li first heard that three people had two destinations, he even felt that if the system were human, this time it might be directly calculated as two mission progresses.

But he didn't expect that now that all three had been dropped off, none of them counted.

The gutter system.

Where is the problem?

Is it because his attitude toward serving them is inappropriate, and he can't treat passengers as toys for fun?

Or is it that he must go through the orders given by the platform to be counted as the empire's commission?

The timing of the trigger mission, the role Qu Wanqiu "played" was a passerby intercepting a car on the side of the road.

After pondering for a moment, Lin Li's brow relaxed slightly.

The key to the problem is to find the key problem.

He should have already found it.

This is a mission in an all-female world. Before Qu Wanqiu, Bai Bufan had also made similar jokes, and he had also had his driver's license for a while, but none of them triggered the mission.

After all, in the all-female world, there are only women and mechas, hmm, maybe now he knows there are also "black bugs," as for men? What is that?

Previous missions in other all-female worlds were also like this, having nothing to do with men other than himself.

So in the eyes of the system, he should have just carried three lumps of air.

After figuring this out, Lin Li knew the angle for subsequent experiments and probes for this mission.

However, the second thing to consider now is not whether to take orders from girls or boys, but how to take orders appropriately later?

The car is easy to talk about. Although Wu Min will leave home to work in a few days and will drive the car away, things like cars are easy to rent now.

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