Chapter 49: Bai Bufan? I Wish Him All the Best

"Hey! Don't call me a pervert! I've been describing it to you in the most elegant way possible from start to finish, without a single vulgar word." Lin Li, anticipating Chen Yu's reaction, immediately raised his index finger and pointed at her to emphasize his point the moment he saw her expression shift to understanding and her eyes widen as she prepared to speak.

Chen Yu, her cheeks tinged with a faint red, pressed her upper teeth against her lower lip before releasing it, leaving a glistening sheen upon it; hesitating between speaking and staying silent, she finally managed only to say:

"I think you should apologize to David Tao."

"David Tao said he has no objections," Lin Li shrugged.

Then, under Chen Yu's gaze, he admitted defeat, raising both hands in compliance to issue his apology:

"Alright, I'm sorry, Teacher David Tao. Actually, I really like your R&B, especially that song 'Big Love in a Small Town'."

"That's a Wang Leehom song, and it's called 'Little Love in a Big City'; now you have to apologize to both of them!" Chen Yu gently pressed her hand to her forehead, though she realized Lin Li must have done it on purpose, and her voice carried a hint of amusement.

"So now you understand what 'light humming' really means, right? Of course, one cannot describe a girl using David Tao; if I were to describe it, I could..."

"No need, no need, thank you; I already understand, no further description is necessary." Chen Yu hurriedly interrupted Lin Li's incantation; she simply couldn't match Lin Li's fluid and effortless perversion.

Lin Li, who had just been about to perform his "Er Kang, I can't see anything" routine again, had to stop with reluctance.

He then explained the origin of "light humming" to Chen Yu, but seriously advised her not to frequent Tieba, warning that using Tieba would only bring misfortune—unless, of course, one intended to open an internet cafe on a low budget, which was a different matter.

"Do you have any other perverted questions to consult me on?" After speaking, Lin Li felt the sentence sounded rather strange.

Why did he feel like he was now Chen Yu's perverted mentor? Lin Li felt this label was somewhat unjust.

"Yes, do you guys really buy those... cups, and use them in the dormitory?" Chen Yu was very curious about what she had heard him discussing that morning.

"Pure bluffing. By the way, Class Monitor, please help clear my buddy's name; what Bao bought wasn't what you think. We were just joking; who would actually use that kind of thing in the dorm?" Lin Li shrugged.

"I checked at noon; they bought Ma Ying Long. When I asked, it turned out Bai Bufan had hemorrhoids."

Bai Bufan, who likes to declare to beautiful female bodhisattvas that he has terminal hemorrhoid cancer, huh.

For Lin Li to seek revenge, waiting three days is too late.

"Then every day when you go home, did you buy one?" Unfortunately, Chen Yu didn't care about Bai Bufan, but she was quite good at spotting the blind spots.

"Didn't buy one." Lin Li shook his head. "If I were to buy one, it would be when I have my own house in the future. Class Monitor, haven't you considered how awkward it would be if your family discovered such a thing?"

"That's true." Chen Yu nodded; judging by her expression, she seemed slightly regretful about not being able to delve deeper into the information, but she didn't press further, instead shaking her head: "I have no other questions. Thank you for your explanation."

"A trivial matter, hardly worth mentioning. In the future, you teach me studying, I teach you perversion; we both have bright futures." Lin Li waved his hand modestly.

"Shall we continue with the problems you don't know how to solve? The ones from the textbook, the non-basic ones." Chen Yu, unwilling to admit just how bright that future might be, decided to steer the topic back to serious matters.

"Okay."

For the remaining time, since no new mission was triggered, Lin Li and Chen Yu proceeded with normal study-related questions and answers.

Lin Li was actually quite serious; after all, not being serious at this moment would be rather disrespectful, and it would indeed help his own grades.

Seeing the two enter a proper study rhythm, Wang Yuezhai resembled the bitter protagonist in a hentai manga who heaves a sigh of relief upon seeing the couple finally finish their business, yet tears still stream down his face; Ding Sihan looked like a gossiping hero disappointed at not witnessing anything more novel; while Wang Ze remained loyal and single-mindedly stared at Wang Yuezhai.

Noticing Lin Li's gaze, he even gave a thumbs-up in his direction: With me here, no accidents.

The lunch break ended; the preparatory bell, which reminded students ten minutes before class and roused the dormitory occupants, began to ring.

"Damn it, that saying is true: when people are desperate, they can do anything, except math problems." Lin Li, looking at his result that each room could accommodate three-halves of the square root of two people, painfully ruffled his hair.

Why can't people take square roots?

Beside him, Chen Yu, who had been doing her own homework since Lin Li had no more questions, stretched her waist; her altered clothes fit more snugly than the standard uniform, accentuating her graceful curves as she extended herself.

"Actually, it's the same as the problem I just taught you; it's just a slight variation. Try it yourself; I won't teach it to you again from scratch." Seeing Lin Li frowning in agony, Chen Yu said with a smile.

The joy that mathematically gifted people feel when watching those bad at math suffer through mathematics is unimaginable to others.

"I'll try harder during evening self-study."

"Mm, if you have questions, come ask me tomorrow noon; I'm basically in the classroom every day at noon." Chen Yu had already packed her things and was preparing to return to her seat.

Although the main reason for doing this today was the system, considering that he might inexplicably trigger some mission later, Lin Li nodded without refusing.

The joy of having a quiet, pretty, sweet-voiced, and smart female desk mate is also unimaginable to others.

He wanted to change desk mates.

As for Bai Bufan, Lin Li wished him all the best.

Really, Lin Li suddenly remembered that he wasn't actually very close to him anyway.

Stabbing two ribs for a brother, stabbing a brother twice for a woman; Bufan will understand.

They say women are like clothes and brothers are like limbs; everyone sympathizes with and takes care of the disabled, but they call those who don't wear clothes perverts, don't they?

Which is more important and which is less is obvious at a glance.

"Alright, then I'll still bring you breakfast tomorrow, same as today?" Lin Li reciprocated the courtesy; after all, he had indeed wasted nearly half of Chen Yu's lunchtime, and he would continue to trouble her in the future.

Chen Yu wanted to refuse, but Lin Li was rather forceful; after some back-and-forth, under Lin Li's "threat" that he would buy extra even if she didn't want any, Chen Yu helplessly accepted.

He definitely wouldn't accept money.

With the rewards given by the Anti-Pornography Vanguard, he wouldn't be short on such a small amount of money in the short term.

Lin Li then stood up and headed to the restroom.

It was time for the harvest.

【You have received rewards: Physique Improvement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; Random Limb/Organ Amplification Chance x1; System Currency x50.】

【Please choose whether to add the protruding organ to the "Random Limb/Organ Amplification Chance" random pool?】

A strange smile appeared on Lin Li's face.

How could he possibly add it to the random pool? What meaning would there be in enhancing that place? This was clearly the system's sick sense of humor.

Oops! I was so careless; I accidentally clicked "Yes"!

It's over, it's over, it's all over now; so unlucky, can the system give me a chance to redo this?

【Please confirm this choice again: Add.】

Lin Li: "..."

Wait, buddy, you're actually giving me a chance?

Shouldn't this kind of thing be final once the bet is placed?

Then what was my inner "struggle" just now? This makes me look very awkward; Lin Li began to suspect the system was actually intelligent but deliberately kept quiet about it.

How should he choose now?

Lin Li turned his head somewhat guiltily and whistled.

Then he couldn't help but burst out laughing; why was he deceiving himself? No more pretense; time to show his hand!

【You have confirmed again.】

【The protruding organ has been added to the "Random Limb/Organ Amplification Chance" random pool.】

Seeking monthly tickets

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(End of Chapter)