Chapter 494
Sunday, afternoon, as per custom, competition tutoring was to be held.
Walking into the school gate, Lin Li could see the pretty girl standing by the fountain, which nowadays didn't even flow with perfunctory water. The other party also saw him and waved her hand gently to show she had noticed him.
Lin Li quickened his pace.
It wasn't that they were so clingy that they had to meet up before going to the auditorium together, to the extent that even such a short distance had to be spent together; today was simply that the time both arrived at school was indeed close.
When Chen Yuying was dropped off at the school gate, Lin Li was also about to arrive. After learning of this situation, Chen Yuying chose to wait, and by now she had waited for no more than a few dozen seconds.
"My Yingbao, I lost all my rock-paper-scissors games yesterday. So annoying, it's all your fault."
The subconsciously appearing smile was deliberately faded after getting closer. While walking side by side toward the auditorium, Lin Li complained in a low voice.
"Then why would it be my fault?"
Chen Yuying blinked, using a light tone to ask "confusedly."
"Because you are my rock-paper-scissors; when you aren't by my side, I can only throw scissors. After the opponent discovered this flaw, I had no power to fight back. Sigh, you tell me, isn't it all your fault?"
Lin Li raised his eyebrows with a grin.
"Then, I'm sorry~"
Chen Yuying smiled and bowed thirty degrees toward Lin Li, which probably counted as her sincere apology.
"Haha—" Looking at the girl who actually apologized to him, Lin Li's smile was as rampant and unrestrained as a villain's. "Since you apologized so sincerely, I'll forgive you."
After all, I'm not a petty person.
Although I am indeed small-minded, possessing such an achievement is mainly due to innate talent; I can't blame myself.
"Then thank you very much, King of Cheesy Pick-up Lines."
Chen Yuying quietly touched Lin Li's shoe with the side of her own.
As for why Lin Li would fall directly to the ground after this light touch, Chen Yuying could only say she was still somewhat disgusted and ignored it.
Lin Li, whose attempt to "touch porcelain" failed, had to pretend to get up as if "although I was injured very seriously, because I have the power of love, yay, I can self-heal," and they arrived at the auditorium together.
Sitting in his relatively fixed seat, Lin Li saw that Chen Tianming in the front row was in a good mood, so he stretched his leg from underneath and kicked his chair, lifting his chin:
"What are you rambling and laughing about? Say something happy to make your buddy unhappy."
"Lin Li! I will always love Meng Lei! I will always love Han Xin!" Chen Tianming laughed.
"Unhuh?" Lin Li was noncommittal, signaling Chen Tianming to continue.
Chen Tianming chuckled: "I was playing Honor of Kings with Qiaoqiao yesterday, and a Han Xin came to steal our base. At that time, Qiaoqiao said anxiously that our home was stolen. Hehe, I'm so happy; it turns out I can have a home with her."
Lin Li: "o. o?"
At this point, Lin Li couldn't tell whether Chen Tianming was a troll or expressing his true feelings; anyway, he himself said he was happy.
Chen Tianming's "estrus" habits were no longer human.
"Damn it, if you keep fawning like this, I'll really have to beat you." Therefore, Lin Li just kicked him again and scolded him with a smile.
Chen Tianming became slightly more serious upon hearing this:
"You can beat me, but there are conditions."
"First, you can't hit my legs, because I still have to use them to spin around under Qiaoqiao's command; second, you can't hit my hands, because I still have to use them to send messages to Qiaoqiao; third, you can't hit my mouth, because I still have to use it to chat with Qiaoqiao."
Lin Li smiled calmly upon hearing this, stood up, and began to roll up his sleeves.
Chen Tianming's expression changed, and he suddenly began to flee.
Because this guy is really capable of doing it.
This Lin Li really can't afford to lose.
Not long after, everyone arrived, and the afternoon tutor also came to the auditorium.
"The time for the 'Wisdom Cup' finals has been set: it's on the 12th, which is next Sunday, starting at 2:00 PM and ending at 4:30 PM. Then, you are not allowed to hand in your papers early; whether you know how to do it or not, just sit there honestly until the end."
"And the exam venue for our school's students is all at Pingjiang No. 1 Middle School."
"The school bus will depart at 9:00 AM and will probably drop everyone off at Pingjiang No. 1 Middle School before 11:00 AM. As for lunch, everyone will have a lunch voucher, and you can choose anything under 20 yuan in the No. 1 Middle School cafeteria. Their cafeteria also has subsidized prices, similar to our cafeteria, so don't worry about not eating well for 20 yuan; three or four meat dishes are no problem."
"As for the remaining time before the exam, everyone can visit their school, or study and rest in the library and designated study rooms of Pingjiang No. 1 Middle School."
"After the exam, the school will take everyone to a nearby hotel to eat something good, and then send everyone back to school to continue with evening self-study as usual."
"The school previously said they would take everyone to play a bit, but after the specific exam time came out, it was found difficult to spare that time. The school won't break its promise; I guess they will subsidize everyone with a movie voucher or some scenic spot ticket by then; the specifics will wait for the school to discuss."
"Then, if any of you don't want to take the school bus, and your family is willing to pick you up, or if you want to be sent over by your family in the morning, that's all fine, as long as you let your parents and head teacher confirm it in advance..."
Hearing the tutor say this, Lin Li and Chen Yuying both looked at each other.
In Lin Li's teasing laughter, he feigned coolness: "Tsk, do we still have a chance to go over together?"
Chen Yuying also sighed helplessly upon hearing this and rubbed her cheeks: "I'll try my best to keep my dad from knowing about this, or pray that he's very, very busy on Sunday~"
Lin Li: "I have a plan that can make him very busy on Sunday."
Chen Yuying was curious at first, then looked at Lin Li with vigilance.
Lin Li: "First, we need to prepare an LED high-lumen flashlight with white light. Then, induce Uncle to enter a dark room to sit for three to five minutes, making his vision completely adapt to the dark environment, and then you accurately aim the flashlight's light source at his eyes from directly in front!"
Whoosh whoosh whoosh!!
Then, we have created a very blind uncle; he will definitely become a very busy person."
Chen Yuying: "(へ╬)..."
What kind of "busy person" is this.
"Although doing this would indeed make Dad unable to send me, I still have a conscience. Lin Li, is there a slightly more moral method?" Chen Yuying smiled helplessly.
Lin Li: "When he's sitting for three to five minutes, since he's idle anyway, you can recite the 'Tao Te Ching' to Uncle."
Chen Yuying: "..."
Bang bang bang.
Chen Yuying gave Lin Li three punches without hesitation.
Perhaps her old father's wariness of Lin Li was correct; her boyfriend's mind is indeed very, very crooked.
"Let's see when the weekend comes. It doesn't matter if your dad sends you, as long as he doesn't follow you all the time, we can meet up there and walk around Pingjiang No. 1 Middle School together."
Lin Li stopped joking and replied casually; after all, it was just a trivial matter.
"That's true~"
The afternoon tutoring naturally had no difficulty. As before, he went out of the school gate with Chen Yuying to have dinner, and after walking around the playground, they returned to the classroom.
"According to unofficial history, Liu Bei was actually very satisfied with Liu Shan and always thought that he had unified the Three Kingdoms."
"Because when Liu Shan chatted with me in a dream, he said that after he died, he met Liu Bei in the underworld."
Liu Bei asked: "Has Cao Wei been destroyed?"
Liu Shan replied: "Destroyed, and I watched it with my own eyes."
End of Chapter
