Chapter 5

"Beep beep beep! Beep beep beep!"

Lin Li had an Android phone, but that didn't stop him from setting the Apple heart pacemaker as his wake-up alarm.

Honestly, this sound was enough to cause a heart attack the moment you heard it.

【A day's plan starts in the morning! The rising morning sun can shatter the darkness! Those who can ascend to the supreme Dao are all firm in heart and solid in Dao, becoming the strongest, which should start from the morning!】

【Task triggered!】

【Task 1: Get up before the Mao hour and start serious body forging and cultivation; before the Chen hour, accumulate at least half an hour.】

【Reward: Cultivation method: Eight-Section Body Forging.】

It wasn't triggered when Lin Li woke up, but only seen after he woke up.

He was still complaining yesterday that it didn't give a cultivation method first; it seemed the system's activation time wasn't quite right. If it were in the morning, this task should have come out first.

The Mao hour is from five to seven, which means the system wants him to get up before five and exercise for at least an hour before seven.

It didn't feel difficult, but he could only wait until tomorrow to complete it.

Getting up, washing up, and riding a bike to school.

Sometimes you really have to admit that what the teacher said about being able to hear our class's sound from the stairwell is true.

Bai Bufan's voice was quite recognizable; he seemed to be storytelling now:

"According to unofficial history, Zhao Zilong killed so many that the Changban Slope was defeated, but this Changban Slope wasn't a pushover either; she was the top headliner of the Red Pleasure House!

No sooner said than done, Changban Slope used a move, Zhao Zilong lost his guard, and he could never again..."

"Your unofficial history is too wild."

"It's so wild that only history is left!"

"Is this one too wild? Then let's change to another one. According to unofficial history, Lu Fengxian was never a 'three-surname slave'; that's a complete misrepresentation. He was actually a three-family..."

"This one is even more heavy-duty."

"Children, dinner is served!" When Lin Li appeared at the back door, it was like a zookeeper entering the zoo at feeding time. Instantly, a group of people screamed and rushed forward to surround Lin Li and take their breakfast.

Lin Li didn't charge any extra toll; they were all classmates, and usually, they would treat him to something as a reward. Lin Li didn't haggle over this.

However, Lin Li had also told them that if he got up late, he wouldn't risk being late to buy everyone's breakfast. Of course, those classmates without breakfast wouldn't go hungry all morning; they could take advantage of the break to go to the school's small shop to buy a pack of toast.

No one would complain about such a small matter—Lin Li couldn't be bothered to be friends with people who would complain, let alone bring them breakfast.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan both returned to their seats.

Looking at Bai Bufan, who was starting to eat, Lin Li thought about his Task 2 and asked sincerely: "Bufan."

"Hmm?"

"Have you ever visited a prostitute?"

The rice noodle rolls Bai Bufan had just put in his mouth almost sprayed out of his nostrils. After taking a sip of water to let himself calm down, he looked at Lin Li in shock: "Ah?"

"Do you know the process?" Lin Li thought Bai Bufan hadn't heard clearly, so he repeated.

"I... am very interested, tell me in detail." Bai Bufan didn't seem to answer the question; he sat upright, and his listening posture was even more serious than in class.

Ordinary people wouldn't ask such questions for no reason. Bai Bufan lowered his voice and asked:

"Brother Zilong, are you planning to go find a Changban Slope too?"

"You left so hurriedly yesterday, could it be..." Bai Bufan gradually understood everything, followed by the questioning and hesitation of being betrayed: "Have you already betrayed our Virgin Association? No—"

Lin Li: "..."

"Where did you get that? I just wanted to ask if you know about this."

"How would I know about this? What's the difference between me and you? We are both people who have stayed in the Taoist temple for a long time.

And although I'm very interested, if you really let me do that kind of thing, I wouldn't dare. I don't even dare to think about how embarrassing the rest of my life would be if I were caught," Bai Bufan shook his head.

Lin Li nodded in deep agreement.

He didn't get any information, but he could understand.

It was a key county-level high school after all; asking this here was indeed a bit difficult for people.

It would be more effective to find a yellow-haired hooligan on the street to ask, but it would be easy to get beaten up.

It was better to go for a field trip these few days and take official action on the weekend.

At this time, Bai Bufan scanned Lin Li suspiciously: "Are you really not going?"

"I am incompatible with gambling and drugs; how could I do such a thing?" Lin Li sneered.

"Although I don't quite believe it, Lin Li, if you really want to do this, you'd better be careful. Anti-pornography has been severe in recent years. I'm actually one of them, and I know the way well," Bai Bufan patted Lin Li on the shoulder and warned him earnestly.

"You've already been swept?"

"I'm a member of the anti-pornography group!"

"Hehe," Lin Li sneered.

"You don't believe me? You have to know, I once wiped out multiple pornographic and obscene groups in one day!" Bai Bufan puffed up his cheeks.

"You still have the face to say I'm a traitor!? Someone like you who reports people in sage mode is the real traitor to the human organization!" Lin Li was angry.

Someone like Bai Bufan didn't deserve to be his brother.

"I didn't wipe them out by reporting. I hate such spies the most, so how could I do such a thing?" Bai Bufan's eyes were a bit sad.

"Ah? Then how did you do it?"

"Disband."

Lin Li: "..."

"So you're the group owner? You disbanded it because you were afraid of being swept?"

The logic was actually correct.

Let's just say whether the group chat was completely wiped out.

Bai Bufan ate the rice noodle rolls sadly without answering, which was better than answering.

"You, my friend, you are the real hero," Lin Li said solemnly.

Someone like Bai Bufan, Lin Li must be good brothers with him for a lifetime.

"Wait, you never pulled me into the group!"

Retract the good brother statement; Bai Bufan was still a pure beast.

"This is a story from my junior high school, ten years ago, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me~"

"Haha, as expected of my brother, a hero comes from a young age!"

"Collect the Chinese test papers." Approaching the morning reading, the class was almost full, and the Chinese class representative stood up and said to all the group leaders.

"Guangzhi, save me!" Lin Li froze for a moment and then shouted fiercely.

Since last night, his head had been full of Lesser Demon Heaven Blood Crows; who would remember this thing!

And it was the Chinese homework that was the hardest to copy and had the most words!

Cursive script, activate!

Zhang Xu, Huang Tingjian, Wang Xizhi—in front of the extremely angry Lin Li, he was the true king of cursive script.

You guys know how to write cursive?

I'm fucking copying, copying, copying, copying, copying!

Fortunately, this test paper didn't require writing an essay, otherwise Lin Li would have to bring out the story of his mother carrying him to the hospital on a rainy day again.

Fortunately, as long as it was collected before the Chinese class, the group leader didn't make things difficult for him when he saw Lin Li writing furiously.

"Ding-ding-ding!" The bell for class rang.

"Turn to 'Ten Thoughts on Admonishing Emperor Taizong', start morning reading." The Chinese class representative had already stood on the stage.

"The minister hears: those who seek the length of a tree must solidify its roots; those who desire the distance of a flow..."

"What are we singing today?" Taking out the textbook and looking at Lin Li, Bai Bufan asked.

"Whatever."

"Then 'Quiet'."

"Okay."

"Only the piano is left to accompany me for a day~" Holding the compulsory Chinese textbook Volume 2 in front of him, Bai Bufan sang affectionately.

"The sleeping cello, quiet and old~" Lin Li followed along without stopping his hand or raising his head.

"I think you have expressed it very clearly~"

"..."

The two sang affectionately.

Because they both knew very well.

If you don't work hard in morning reading, you'll be sad when you go to KTV.

(End of chapter)