Chapter 507

Not clean anymore…… I'm not clean anymore……

Bathroom.

When Lin Li was taking a shower, he scrubbed his body very hard.

What came to mind in his thoughts was the classic forced aftermath scene from the book, where the heroine in the bathroom tries to wash away another man's semen.

Damn.

Not thinking about it would be fine, but thinking about it makes it even harder to endure.

Sigh, that group of zombies "on high alert" and immediately staring at me with Guan Yu's face, full of "scientific spirit" and "excitement," no matter how I think about it, feels overly absurd.

If I had known, I would have just returned to reality while in mid-air; wasting those ten minutes of invincibility time would have been fine.

At least it's better than now, suffering this undeserved disaster.

Isn't this just like taking out a nude loan but not getting the money, yet bearing all the blame of the nude loan?

There's a tragic feeling of having agreed with the world to play SM, but forgetting the safe word yourself.

When I just returned to the bathroom, truly, only my clothes were not covering my body, while the "Qiankun Ring" and "Heaven-Man Proof" on my fingers and wrists, these system-made items, remained intact.

Moreover, it's fortunate that during the apocalypse, I already washed all the acidic liquids off my body with running water; otherwise, if those acids could be brought back to modern times, the bathroom floor might have suffered.

However, it's not all bad.

Being seen naked is actually nothing, all my dude brothers.

Lin Li now has no objections to those zombies at all, and even wants to show them more.

Of course, not being a pervert, just—

【After countless tribulations, physical strength naturally far surpasses human limits; at this moment, countless handsome men and beautiful women have all felt your physical beauty! Astonished!

Life should be just like this, you also gained pleasure from it; modern life should indeed be indulged and enjoyed！！】

【Mission Three: Show your physical charm to more people (0/50)】

【Mission Reward: Physique Improvement: Lifespan increased by 20%, physical strength increased by 50%; system currency *100】

This is the system notification Lin Li noticed only after returning to reality.

There's no way, during the apocalypse my mind was full of oxen, and Guan Yu's safety was too important, determining whether I could have a future, I simply had no time to worry about anything else.

After returning and noticing this mission, Lin Li judged it to be a very easy welfare mission to complete.

After all, the mission scope is broad regarding the body, and it didn't say only limited to Guan Yu.

Although missions triggered in another world can only be completed there, it's still very simple.

Next week, when I return to Yun Guang City for a trip, by transporting goods or through physical combat against zombies, letting the survivors of Hu Fei's shelter feel my physical charm, I should be able to complete this mission.

Theoretically speaking, going to new nodes, whether encountering mutants or survivors, is the same; as long as I display my physical strength, I can satisfy the system's progress judgment.

The reason I'm not doing this is one, it's unstable; two, I've gone to new nodes twice this week, neither was satisfactory, who knows what trouble the next new node will bring, I'm a bit tired, so next week I'll go find Xiao Jing's remains to relax and fully complete this mission with 100% probability.

Incidentally, I can also make more preparations for the apocalypse world, such as researching the pre-outbreak map of the apocalypse world, or charging my mech.

——Lin Li's mech energy percentage is only left at 29%.

Modern times also allow charging, but it requires more space; Lin Li needs to rent a warehouse and ensure no surveillance or that surveillance won't leak out, which is more troublesome.

Sigh.

When a person is hungry and doesn't know to go eat, that's called being an idiot; when a phone has no battery and doesn't know to go charge, yet can be called a smart phone.

My mech isn't truly intelligent smart mech at all, lacking any self-reliance ability.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Lin Li decided not to charge his mech for now.

Anyway, while taking a shower, first charge myself.

Lin Li manifested a phone from the "Qiankun Ring," went to heaven to find a suitable power bank.

……

The past Saturday was plain and comfortable, with no supernatural developments.

Lin Li stayed at home all day, and by evening, he and Chen Yuying, Ding Si Han—also counted as a family of three parents bringing a daughter—went out to have dinner.

Time arrived at Sunday, the day of departure to participate in the competition.

"Chen Yuying: My mom and I are about to leave home, we'll be at your building's entrance in about twenty minutes, are you all ready? See you later."

"Lin Li: Good."

Now it's 8:30 AM, after receiving the message, Lin Li went to the bathroom again to tidy up his appearance.

Although today isn't going out to play, after all, it's about meeting parents-in-law, so I still need to put in some effort, be serious; if I go there sloppy, I might leave an eternal blemish, and my appearance could become a funerary appearance.

——"Meeting parents-in-law": meaning an incomplete "meeting," only half of meeting the parents-in-law.

After ensuring no problems, I picked up the document bag where I had placed all exam-related items last night, and walked downstairs.

Chen Yuying is not the type who says "I'm arriving soon" but actually just left; on the contrary, she likes to reserve time in reverse, estimating she'll arrive in just over ten minutes.

The weather in January is a bit cold, but for Lin Li's physical condition, whether going up or down, it's the same; going down earlier makes no difference.

Blowing in the morning wind, looking at the sparse traffic on the street, Lin Li momentarily felt at a loss.

Humming along to the classic widely circulated little tune: "Hear you say~external war watch surging battle~roadside~a lump~being swept by Da Fu's spinning top~I've grown used to~you suddenly being shut out~external war~total defeat~scooping butt scooping becomes clown……"

Humming the classic widely circulated little tune, Lin Li opened his phone.

Several group chats have also entered the least active phase of the day—usually those who pull all-nighters gaming would have dispersed by five or six o'clock, but coincidentally it's now past eight.

Those who stay up late won't stay up to this point; those sleeping at this point won't wake up.

Sigh, let's enjoy the accumulated Bangjie series color pictures.

"Zhang Haoyang: So hungry so hungry so hungry so hungry so hungry, I now even want to smash my teeth and swallow it into my stomach ah ah ah ah——"

"Zhang Haoyang: Hahaha I am Zhang Bao Wei! I am Zhang Bao Wei! Tooth Grandpa I've become hahaha!!"

"Zhang Haoyang: What is this? Nasal mucus? I eat!! What is this? Chewed betel nut? I eat!! What is this? Dirt inside skin bags? I eat!!"

There are still living people.

No.

There are still living anthropomorphic beings.

"Lin Li: When people are hungry and don't know to go eat, it's called being an idiot; when their phone has no battery and they don't know to charge it, yet it can be called a smart phone, Haoyang, do you think that's reasonable?"

"Zhang Haoyang: I'm not unwilling to eat, damn it!!"

"Zhang Haoyang: My whole family went for a physical today, I can't eat right now!!"

Lin Li suddenly understood.

He had also undergone a physical, and most routine physicals require fasting before breakfast.

"Zhang Haoyang: Doesn't anyone find this absurd? We all know: skipping breakfast affects health!! So why am I not allowed to eat breakfast before a health check-up? How could the results possibly be accurate?"

"Lin Li: One who's gone mad from hunger."

"Lin Li: Haoyang, do you know, if you let a monkey randomly keep hitting the keyboard, given enough time——"

"Zhang Haoyang: It could type out an identical 'Shakespeare'?"

"Lin Li: No, it would starve to death."

"Lin Li: 'Delicious Food Diagram'"

"Lin Li: 'Delicious Food Diagram'"

"Lin Li: 'Delicious Color Diagram'"

"Lin Li: 'Delicious Food Diagram'"

"Zhang Haoyang:?"

"Zhang Haoyang: Damn it! So it was mockery all along? Lin Li! I, the Calendar Immortal!!!"

"Zhang Haoyang: Hey, but, Lin Li, do you know how righteous I was as a child, and why my sister treats me so well?"

Zhang Haoyang's sister really is good to him; sometimes on weekdays she comes to the school to visit him, bringing him late-night snacks.

"Lin Li: Go on."

"Zhang Haoyang: All I can say is that I deserve it."