Chapter 511: Is the Matchmaker there? Help me kill someone

Fortunately, the Chen Yuying that Chen Tianming had hoped for, who could restrain Lin Li, soon returned, so Lin Li was immediately restricted to the level of just a pseudo-human, no longer saying things that even extremists would consider too extreme.

They didn't sit and rest around the artificial lake anymore, and following Chen Tianming's wish, the three of them continued to wander around Pingjiang Academy.

Naturally, Lin Li still stood in the middle, with one on each side.

It could only be said that Chen Tianming joining the couple Lin Li and Chen Yuying did indeed involve NTR, but the one being NTR'd was Bai Bufan.

"There's a technology building too? So high-class? Take a picture, show it to Qiaoqiao later."

"The dormitory building's color scheme is so ugly, take a picture, show it to Qiaoqiao later."

"..."

What Lin Li didn't expect was that in this trio, the one eating dog food wasn't Chen Tianming; rather, Chen Tianming isolated the two of them and forcibly fed Lin Li and Chen Yuying a mouthful of low-quality dog food full of technology and harsh reality.

"You have such a strong desire to share, why don't you try harder to persuade Yao Qiaoqiao to come out and wander with you? What is there to review?" Lin Li said with disdain.

"I want to be with Qiaoqiao too, but Qiaoqiao is at that awkward level of 'not good enough compared to you, but better than me.' For her, reviewing might really play a decisive role.

My love for her is sincere love, love that hopes she does well, not love to satisfy my own little selfish desires.

I wouldn't make such a request that would put her in a difficult position. If she chose me, the smile she produced while accompanying me would actually be sad."

Chen Tianming said affectionately.

Lin Li: "Uh, she wouldn't choose you, never mind that."

Chen Tianming: "Shut up."

Lin Li: "You just know you can't persuade her, that's why you don't."

Chen Tianming: "You talk too much, Lin Li."

Lin Li: "Anxious, you just don't know how to persuade."

Chen Tianming: "Damn, how do you persuade this? No logic and no standing!"

"Sigh," Lin Li shook his head with regret and helplessness, "Tianming, oh Tianming, if only your math were a little better, you would know how to persuade her."

Chen Tianming frowned and looked at Lin Li, waiting for his follow-up.

Because the class monitor was present, there was a small probability it might actually be human speech.

Lin Li cleared his throat:

"Tianming, remember, 'Grasp time to review = get a non-regretful grade', 'Don't grasp time to review = get a regretful grade'. Adding the two equations, you get 'Grasp time to review + Don't grasp time to review = get a non-regretful grade + get a regretful grade'."

Here, we extract the common factor (1 + don't), which is "(1 + don't) grasp time to review = (1 + don't) get a regretful grade."

Simplifying (1 + don't), we get "Grasp time to review = get a regretful grade."

Look, isn't the reason proven simply and clearly?

If Yao Qiaoqiao continues to review like this, she will only end up with a regretful grade. It would be better to accompany you, Tianming, to wander around this school and be happy.

You, oh you, you still suffer from a lack of culture."

Chen Tianming, Chen Yuying: "..."

Chen Tianming sighed.

Sure enough, with Chen Yuying present, getting Lin Li to speak like a human was ultimately a low-probability event.

"Lin Li, why don't you try persuading the class monitor like this?" Chen Tianming smiled.

Lin Li was stunned upon hearing this.

Afterward, he pointed at Chen Tianming in a daze, then turned to look at Chen Yuying beside him, blinked, reached out to hold her hand, swung it back and forth significantly in front of Chen Tianming, and finally pointed at himself, then at Chen Tianming, then at Chen Yuying.

"Heh."

— Lin Li spread his hands and made this sound filled with laughter.

All words were in the actions; there was no need to say more.

Chen Tianming was expressionless.

Damn.

Damn!!! Damn!!!!

"Let's go, let's go eat lunch. By the way, Tianming, are you going to eat with Yao Qiaoqiao? She can't possibly not eat lunch just for the sake of reviewing, right?"

Pingjiang Academy was, after all, just a higher education institution. Apart from a few things that were indeed novel, it was no different from Nansang Academy. After looking at the rockery in the school—or rather, a small hill area laid with lawn—Lin Li asked.

"She didn't bring her phone, I can't contact her. She's probably eating with classmates or by herself, so I won't eat with her." Chen Tianming shrugged.

"Wrong," Lin Li shook his head, stroking his chin in analysis, "Tianming, you are a super simp. Wouldn't you take the initiative to go downstairs to her exam building half an hour early to squat and wait? But you didn't do that. So there is only one truth: you asked Yao Qiaoqiao before you came to find me, and she clearly said no.

And now you're saving face, deliberately ignoring this part, trying to appear more carefree."

Chen Tianming: "..."

Chen Tianming felt that Lin Li was someone who loved to be pedantic.

What are you babbling about? Go to the cafeteria and get me two dishes, and give me two hundred yuan.

"Lin Li, you shouldn't have many friends in real life, right?" Chen Tianming sneered, "Actually, we have a second group chat for gaming. Guess who wasn't invited?"

Lin Li ignored him directly.

"Let's go, let's go to the cafeteria to eat." Taking the meal ticket issued by the school in advance from the file bag, Lin Li said, "East Cafeteria, it should be over there, the building we just passed."

"They even divide it into East and West? Pingjiang Academy actually has two cafeterias? So awesome?" Chen Tianming took out his meal ticket upon hearing this and exclaimed after looking at the text.

Nansang Academy only had a two-story cafeteria.

However, when Bai Bufan first enrolled, he insisted on saying he felt Nansang Academy was so high-class that every floor of the teaching building was equipped with two cafeterias, and they were even separated by gender.

— This version was spread by Lin Li; Bai Bufan tried to deny it, but it was ineffective.

The three arrived at the cafeteria. Although it was only 11:30, the flow of people in the cafeteria was quite high, with students in various school uniforms or private clothes going in and out.

Cafeteria: Don't~ don't be so fast~ so many~

Alright, it wasn't that coy.

On the contrary, there was an electronic banner screen at the entrance of the cafeteria, which was currently looping some congratulatory messages welcoming students from other schools to eat, as well as the dishes provided today.

Lin Li stopped in his tracks.

Chen Tianming looked at Lin Li, who was still looking up at the electronic banner screen, in confusion: "What's wrong?"

Lin Li frowned and pointed at the banner above:

"'Lion's Head (Pork)'? This Pingjiang Academy cafeteria's Lion's Head is actually made of pork? I came to eat Lion's Head, what do you mean by fooling me with a pig's head? Isn't this a black-hearted cafeteria? It's a scam!

Can I file a complaint? Where do I complain? It feels inferior to our Nansang Academy. I suggest we call it Nansang City, Pingjiang County from now on."

Chen Tianming was so angry he laughed.

He couldn't even say such things when looking for trouble himself.

Most importantly, Lin Li's voice was not quiet, instantly attracting students from other schools present. They first looked at the electronic banner screen, and then looked at the direction of the voice with shocked expressions.

Chen Tianming could sense that many people had locked their gazes on the school badge area on his school uniform.

"Class monitor, you handle—" Sweating slightly, Chen Tianming tried to bring out reinforcements, but his words stopped quickly.

Because he discovered that Chen Yuying was actually not by Lin Li's side.

Looking up, Chen Yuying was walking into the cafeteria without looking back, and she even seemed to have accelerated slightly. She had already taken off her winter school uniform jacket and was holding it in her hand, revealing the hoodie she wore inside.

Chen Tianming: "..."

Such a fast cut.

At the very least, it was at the level of a BLG commercial.

"Nansang Academy, Long live!"

"Nansang Emperor, Banzai!"

"Nansang Principal, Loyalty!"

Chen Tianming neatly increased the distance between himself and Lin Li, followed suit, and took off his own jacket.

Damn, he was still wearing his autumn school uniform inside.

"Lin Li, I beg you—eh, why did you take off your school uniform too o_o." ===== CHAPTER 512 =====