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Chapter 56

~10 min read 1,837 words

"Let's add WeChat, so I can send you the document later." Song Luping said to Lin Li.

"Okay, brother." Lin Li nodded and took out his phone to show his QR code.

Lin Li had two phone numbers, one was a maintenance package, and the other was mainly used for data, so he also had two WeChat accounts.

At this moment, what he showed was his small WeChat account. Although it also had Moments, it didn't have any personal information, and it wouldn't let Song Luping notice that he wasn't Bai Bufan.

"Fang." Request to add you as a friend.

It was actually a top-quality single-character ID, and it was a black-and-white male anime head portrait. Could it be that his Ping-ge was also an internet male god?

"Uh... Bufan, is this 'The mentor checked my graduation project and was shocked' you?" Song Luping frowned, finding that things didn't seem simple.

"Yes, Ping-ge, it's me." Lin Li only dared to use this nickname on his small account.

Song Luping looked at the silly Patrick Star head portrait WeChat, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Did he really find someone suitable to inherit his mantle?

Song Luping suddenly felt a bit unconfident.

After adding as a friend, the two continued to eat barbecue and chat, pouring out their hearts to each other, but half-true and half-false.

—Half of what Lin Li said was fake, and half of what Song Luping said was true.

I don't know if Song Luping's drinking capacity was very poor, but Lin Li always felt that even though he only drank one bottle, the other party was already a bit tipsy, dragging him to say a lot. This kind of person could only sit at a table with children at a dinner table.

What about his first love, his first time, etc., etc.

Today's underpants were red—Song Luping even told Lin Li this.

The other party was open and honest. Thinking of the content he told the other party, there wasn't a single true sentence in it, Lin Li felt a little guilty thinking about it.

Lin Li originally intended to reciprocate.

Song Luping sent him a map, and he sent him in.

Reasonable and reasonable.

But now, this idea had changed a little.

Maybe he could work hard and let him turn back? Get a happy ending?

He only ordered seventy yuan worth of things in total, and it was finished quickly without knowing it.

Without the idea of ordering again, Lin Li called the waiter to pay the bill.

"Bufan, how can I let you treat? I'm joking. I'm the brother, I'll pay, I'll pay!" The slightly tipsy Song Luping narrowed his eyes and said loudly.

Lin Li smiled and showed his QR code, letting the store scan it.

Your mom.

You pay, but you don't get up.

You sat in the farthest position, and only said this after he took out his phone, and you didn't intend to stop him at all when you said it, and you didn't have any action. Is it a bit too much?

Not even willing to tug-of-war with him?

Song Luping was probably afraid that he didn't understand social etiquette and would really let him pay.

Damn adults.

Lin Li withdrew his previous idea. He'd better send Song Luping in.

Once an Orph is an Orph, always an Orph. What turning back? It doesn't exist!

"Ping-ge, then that's it, I'm going back?" The two left the barbecue restaurant side by side. Lin Li unlocked the bicycle lock and said to Song Luping.

"Okay, Bufan, be careful on your way. I'll start organizing things when I go back." Song Luping nodded.

"Brother, you should be careful." Looking at Song Luping, who was walking a bit unsteadily, Lin Li said weakly.

You must be alive before you send the Xiling comprehensive chicken-eating map to me.

You must die after that.

"It's okay, my home is not far away, just over there." Song Luping waved his hand and pointed in a direction.

Lin Li looked at Song Luping pointing at the barbecue restaurant and fell into silence.

Is it your home? You just point.

Sighing, Lin Li finally brought Song Luping to the downstairs of his residence under half-escort, and then rode his bike home.

Address added by one. The reference materials for sending him to the Demon Suppression Division later were enriched again.

At home.

Lin Li's mood was good.

The most troublesome problem was finally solved.

Now he just needed to wait for Song Luping to send him the Book of Life and Death of the chicken farms, so he could randomly choose the lucky ones to clear out.

He should be able to act this weekend—even if Song Luping didn't send him the document before that, it didn't matter.

Because in the subsequent chat, Song Luping mentioned a chicken farm that met his requirements, but the distance was remote and it wasn't the best option.

But there was a target. If Song Luping didn't send him the document, he would just go investigate and rush it.

Yang Liang would be very happy, right? He was going to send him performance again.

The yellow sky of Xilingzhen was about to be strangled in his hands.

"Buzz—buzz—"

Just sitting on the sofa enjoying the future, Lin Li found that his phone, which he had just placed on the coffee table, kept vibrating.

"Organized so quickly?" With this thought, Lin Li opened his phone.

One message after another popped up frantically on the lock screen interface. He hadn't seen the previous one clearly, and the next one was already on top. Was he being bombed by text messages?

Lin Li unlocked the phone and clicked on a message:

"Wang Yuezhi prostitutes without paying! Wang Yuezhi prostitutes without paying! Wang Yuezhi prostitutes without paying!"

Lin Li: "?"

There's such a thing? It turns out the expert is by his side. Good job, Wang Yuezhi, thick eyebrows and big eyes, really can't tell. You should have said so earlier. If you had said so earlier, he would have become your buddy immediately. Bai Bufan and these people had long been tired of playing and wanted to kick them away.

Next message.

"Wang Yuezhi went to a hotel to open a room behind his wife's back last night! Played so wildly! Click the link to watch the video!"

Lin Li: "??"

Ah?

"Wang Yuezhi disguised as a loli to seduce Hawking to Lolita Island..."

"Wang Yuezhi used the absence list to trick college students into saying this was an attendance sheet..."

"Wang Yuezhi gave the Japanese a nuclear bomb and said it was a hand warmer..."

=9+Book_Bar

Lin Li checked these sent text messages and found that they were all attacking Wang Yuezhi, and also realized that they were probably not true, but deliberate smears and rumors.

"Quite rhyming."

But, what happened? Why were these text messages sent to his phone? And the numbers sent were different, not one number kept sending.

WeChat popped up a message, but it wasn't Song Luping.

"Bai Bufan: Did anything happen?"

Very good, no need to reason at all. The murderer always returns to the crime scene, and the culprit has been found.

"Lin Li: 'Screenshot'."

"Bai Bufan: Hahahahahaha."

"Lin Li:? You did it? What are you doing?"

"Bai Bufan: No, I was still working hard to find our target tonight, and then I met a sister who wanted to chat naked with me."

"Lin Li: Continue."

Lin Li waited for Bai Bufan to explain further.

Bai Bufan wouldn't be stupid enough to believe this kind of thing, and the subject of the text messages sent was Wang Yuezhi, which already explained something.

"Bai Bufan: Anti-fraud propaganda so many times, hearing it a hundred times is not as good as trying it once, so I went to experience it.

So I turned into Wang Yuezhi. After that sister asked about my xp and preferences, she said she also liked my xp very much, said we were a match made in heaven, and started inviting me to chat naked.

I had already put on my philosophical mask, but the opposite side said it must be done on the software she sent.

I felt there was a virus, so I made a virtual machine to download it.

As a result, the software itself didn't have much of a virus, but as soon as it started, it said it was updating, but actually it was asking for information reading permissions, calling up mobile phone information.

According to my prediction, I made up a set of mobile phone contacts on the virtual machine, and only your information on it was true."

Lin Li: "..."

"Bai Bufan: Then we started video chatting. Lin Li, don't say, I don't know if the opposite side is AI or a recorded video, but it looks quite real.

The opposite side saw that I was always wearing a mask. At first, she was gently persuading me, but later, seeing that I refused to show my face, she suddenly turned her face and started asking about my family.

Can I endure this? I called Bao Weitianming and the others over, six people scolded her alone, and even scolded her to tears."

Lin Li blinked.

Grass.

The full output of those six people in Bai Bufan's dorm was indeed scary. This sister was also a poor person. Lin Li couldn't imagine what kind of condolences her ears suffered.

"Bai Bufan: She just left us a sentence 'Wait for everyone to know what you did, beg us not to send messages', and hung up the phone.

So I came to ask you to see if anything was sent to you."

What else could Lin Li say?

"Lin Li: 6"

"Bai Bufan: Laugh to death, still threatening me now, asking me to transfer two thousand yuan to her, clown."

"Lin Li: The most human-like thing you did in this matter is not taking my name."

"Bai Bufan: We are all buddies, when can I use your name, can't I be clear in my heart? Being brothers, it's in the heart."

"Lin Li: You made me a bit embarrassed. If I had known, I wouldn't have spread rumors to Chen Yuying at noon that you had hemorrhoids."

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Bai Bufan: 'Voice' 60s·"

Recommend a good brother's book:

"Lord of the Demon Path"

Immortality is just a cultivation method, and demons can also open the door to longevity.

Born different from the mortal world, stepping on white bones to become the Lord of the Path.

——

Born in the Demon Sect, how can you not achieve a positive result?

Since he was reborn in this great world where immortals and demons stand side by side and gods and Buddhas preach, Ying Chen wanted to step by step, climb up, until when he looked back, he could see ten thousand directions bowing their heads and respectfully calling him the Lord of the Path!

(End of chapter)

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